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"Hey, don't lock it, please, open the door, open the door!!"

After Cheng Shifei was pushed into the cell, he kept banging on the cell door, "Anyone who doesn't open the door will die!"

slap~

The door opened, and a dozen prison guards holding knives exposed their blades, looked at him fiercely, and said, "Aren't you going out? Get out!"

Cheng Shifei's expression froze, and he said: "Everyone misunderstood, in fact he is cursing you, if you want to cut him, cut him."

As he spoke, he looked at Mrs. Ye who was sitting on the thatch with a calm expression.

Bang!

He was punched and kicked in response, and then the jailer closed the door again.

Cheng Shifei grinned with a bruised nose and a swollen face, and said aggrievedly: "Bitch! You've got such a dirty hand, you can give birth to a son without a dick! No, I'll find a way, find a way, I don't want to plant feathers!"

Mrs. Ye looked at Cheng Zhengfei who was walking around in the cell, and said calmly: "Don't make noise, don't attract them again."

Cheng Shifei said with a bitter face: "Brother, of course you are different. Your dream is to become a eunuch, but I haven't asked for a wife yet. If my father knows that I am a eunuch, he must beat me to death!"

"Aren't you an orphan?"

"Orphans have fathers too! Could it be that you jumped out of a rock?"

"It's true, but you can't get out if you make such a fuss."

"Wow, you reminded me. Even if I go out, you, a eunuch candidate, will definitely expose me. Why don't I knock you out first!"

As he said that, he punched Mrs. Ye.

Ye Tai lightly raised two fingers, blocked his fist, and threw him to the ground.

Cheng Shifei sat up dizzyingly on the ground, as if seeing a savior, he crawled over and said, "Brother, you know martial arts, and you are still so strong, I beg you, don't be a eunuch, please, change your attitude quickly." Come up with an idea, and then take me out together."

Mrs. Ye looked at the bitter Cheng right and wrong, and sighed: "In my life, I have been so bad. I am not only a young child, but also men don't like me. I don't have any friends outside. Why don't I go to the palace as an official?" The eunuch is gone."

Cheng Shifei grimaced, and said: "Yes, Brother Ye, you have been so hard in this life, and you just became a eunuch, it's not worth it! You take me out, and I will be your little brother, and then I will take you to Hualou , drink flower wine for three days and three nights, what do you think?"

"Really?"

"It's more real than real gold! How about we become brothers now, your boss and my second brother, as long as I go out, I will listen to you in the future, even if I eat roast chicken, I will eat chicken butt, other things I'll give you all to eat."

Mrs. Ye thought: "Then... okay."

"Huh? So happy? Then hurry up and take me out."

"However, what if you run away when you go out? ... Hey, what are you doing?"

Cheng Shifei crawled over, and dragged Mrs. Ye to the window, where the moon could just be seen outside.

He knelt down, looked at the moon, stretched out three fingers, and said, "I swear to God, as long as Ye, Ye..."

"Mrs. Ye."

"Yes, as long as Mrs. Ye can take me out and prevent me from being a eunuch, I will recognize him as the eldest brother. The sun and the moon can learn from each other. From now on, I will drink soup, and he will eat meat. Let him choose the number one card when he visits brothels."

Cheng Shifei turned his head, grinned, and looked at Mrs. Ye.

Mrs. Ye also smiled, half-kneeling on the ground, and said: "Then the sun and the moon are above, I recognize this little brother."

Cheng Shifei immediately stood up and said, "Brother, let's go quickly, you saw it too, feathering, it's so scary!"

Mrs. Ye smiled and said: "This is a dungeon. In the palace, if you try to get out by force, you will probably be hacked to death as an assassin. Why don't we dig a tunnel?"

"Dig, ground, road? How long do you have to dig?"

"Anyway, I promise, I won't let you be a eunuch, you just follow me."

"Well, let's dig quickly, but what if we don't have tools?"

Ye Tai smiled and said: "Use your hands, little brother, go dig under the stone bed."

"Hands?"

Cheng Shifei stretched his head, looked at his hands, and said, "Then how long do we have to dig?"

"Didn't I say that if you don't dig it out, I'll take you out and I won't make you a eunuch. Go and try."

"Oh……"

Cheng Shifei came to the stone bed covered with thatch and pushed it with his hand.

bang~

I saw the bricks under the stone bed collapsed towards the inside in an instant, revealing a large dark hole.

Cheng Shifei looked confused, turned his head, and asked, "Did you already know that there is a hole here?"

Ye Tai smiled and said: "Don't worry about it, just drill, you drill first."

Ye Tai remembered that the hole leading to the ninth floor of the dungeon was full of spider webs and geckos, and it happened that someone needed to clear the way.

"Oh, big brother, follow up, I'm afraid of the dark."

57. King Kong is not bad

Cheng Shifei lifted those bricks and swayed his buttocks into it. For the sake of magic, Mrs. Ye bowed her head and followed closely behind without being pretentious.

Drilled about three to forty meters down the slope, and finally stopped.

"what happened?"

"Brother, how about we go back the same way, and then you go ahead."

"Shut up, there is no turning back when you open the bow, besides, how do you go back, this place is so narrow."

"But there's a big spider in front of us, blocking our way, ah, hey, Spider-Man, I'm new to your place, can I save my life?"

"Don't worry, the bigger the spider, the less poisonous it is, it's just that the bite is more painful."

"Hey big brother, don't push! Big brother, Wo Ri, you are a fairy! Ah, Spiderman, ahhh~"

call!

Cheng Shifei crushed the big spider with his sleeve, and was about to make a fart, to show Ye Tai a little color on the back of his buttocks, when there was a suction force in front of the cave, and it became stronger and stronger.

Cheng Shifei supported the stone wall with all four limbs, and said, "Brother, there is a demonic wind, what should I do?"