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The Bull Demon King laughed, and said: "It's okay, middle-grade fairy peaches are no different from mortal fruits to me, and they have no effect. It's you who just came to Xuanxianland. You should eat it. If you really want to thank me, you will achieve success in the future." Da Luo, you need to take care of your nephew."

Long Zhenjun really wanted to say that the fairy peaches in his private collection were almost the total share of Xitian, but he couldn't, so he had to accept one middle-grade fairy peach, and gave the other one to the red boy beside him, saying :

"Nephew, it's better for you to eat. Don't refuse. Uncle can learn a lot from your father. It has been greatly beneficial. If you have a chance in the future, uncle will do his best."

The red boy looks cute and cute, but this is also the appearance that he has to show when he sits down in Guanyin and is forcibly transformed by Buddhism.

The Holy Infant King of the past had a terrible reputation, and his grandson monkey would greet him to death.

The current Holy Infant King sighed in his heart, the uncle that Dad befriended this time is thousands of times better than that nasty monkey.

Knowing that his realm is so low, it would be of great benefit to eat two middle-grade peaches, but if his father hadn't insisted, he wouldn't even take one, and would be more willing to help his family.

Although this kind of heart seems a little powerless at present, compared with those people my father made friends with in the past, this person can really be called a gentleman, and it is worthy of being called an uncle.

Holding the middle-grade peach, Hong Haier did not shirk, but called out from the bottom of his heart: "Then thank you Uncle Ao Qing, my nephew thinks you are good, and recognizes you as uncle."

The Bull Demon King's family couldn't help laughing.

Long Zhenjun was not restrained this time, he patted the head of the Holy Infant King, and said: "Eat, if there are good things in the future, uncle will give them to your father and keep them for you."

"kindness!"

Long Zhenjun withdrew his hand, looked left and right, and asked the Bull Demon King: "Brother Niu, didn't you say that you will sit with us when you defeat the Buddha? Why are you missing?"

The Bull Demon King said with a smile: "He almost emptied the peach orchard back then, but now he can get one high-grade peach and two middle-grade peaches, how can he care about that? Called brothers."

As he spoke, he rolled his mouth towards Dongfang.

Long Zhenjun followed his gaze, and saw Dou Zhanfo and the immortal officials in the heavenly court, calling each other brothers and shoulders-to-shoulder.

When he walked to Nezha, he didn't know what to say, and Dou Zhanfo looked at him in surprise.

Long Zhenjun ignored Li Nezha's angry eyes, but met an old man with a white beard.

In front of the white-bearded old man, there was a large plate of flat peaches, about twenty pieces, all of which were top-grade peaches.

this……

It must be the old gentleman.

The Taishang Laojun was not moved, and did not eat the fairy peaches in front of him, but distributed two pieces to the two fire-burning boys beside him, who were the old Kings of Golden Horn and Silver Horn.

Faintly, like a smile but not a smile, Taishang Laojun raised a finger and made a "1".

Is this reminding myself that I owe him a karma?

If you owe it, you owe it, anyway, it is impossible for you to return the things.

Zhenjun Long gave him a blank stare. There are so many super powers here, and he is not good at transmitting sound, afraid of being intercepted, so he can only eat the middle-grade fairy peach in his hand with the presence of the old god.

At this time, the Bull Demon King came through voice transmission: "My dear brother, I covered up my voice for you, tell me, how did you mess with that Li Nezha."

Long Zhenjun smiled wryly and said: "I was just wandering around, but the boy who regarded Buddha as his father bumped into him straight away, and asked me to give way, but I was about to give way, when I moved a little slower, he scolded me, Wanting me to go away, I got angry and scolded him a few times, but I didn't expect this kid to be so vengeful, and he looked like he was going to kill me."

Knowing the fate, the Bull Demon King sighed and said: "I have entrusted you long ago, don't mess with the monkey and that kid. These two are the masters who have made a big fuss in the Dragon Palace and killed the Dragon Clan with their own hands. The monkey is fine. Li Nezha has a natural feud with the Dragon Clan, and because he killed Ao Bing and provoked Ao Guang, he had a dispute with his father and wanted to kill his father and make trouble with his mother. Now his father and son It's barely reconciled. According to his temperament, it's not surprising that he blamed all the things in the past on your Dragon Clan.

but you...

Sigh, forget it, if you provoke me, you will provoke me. Now you are my close demon king. For the next period of time, you will live in my Jilei Mountain. Even if he doesn't dare to call directly. "

Long Zhenjun has a little more understanding of Bull Demon King's bold and righteous temperament, thinking about it, if a person who is stingy and afraid of death, how can he become the king of ten thousand monsters, and dare to openly fight against the sky for his wife and son.

He smiled wryly, and said: "Brother has acted deviantly recently, or offended too many people, so don't implicate Brother Niu. Don't worry, Brother Niu. I can't beat Li Nezha, can I still run away? If you can't bear it, run away again." Come to Jilei Mountain, please protect Brother Niu."

The Bull Demon King thinks about it too, this one is familiar with the supernatural powers of space, and his own family, now it sounds good because it has a backer, but it sounds bad that it is imprisoned by Buddhism, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is difficult to protect itself.

Thinking of this, the Bull Demon King had no choice but to sigh: "The virtuous brother has to be careful. If that Li Nezha bullies others too much, you come to my Jilei Mountain, and I will protect you for a while."

358、You are in a catastrophe (fourth update)

The Pantao Conference has come to a successful conclusion.

At least on the surface, everyone is satisfied.

At the gathering of the immortals, everyone exchanged feelings, and even got addicted to the mouth. Not only the flat peaches, but the food and immortal wine on the table are all rare in the world, delicious and intoxicating.

Naturally, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother delivered speeches, without the bureaucratic tone as imagined, but giving people a kind appearance of respectful and virtuous corporals, and enjoying themselves with their ministers.

Zhenjun Long was also fortunate to appreciate it. Sister Chang'e performed a dance, which was cool, graceful, and beautiful.

He thought to himself, it's no wonder that Brother Zhu never forgets her, Chang'e's appearance, if you just talk about appearance, it's not amazing and earth-shattering.

In fact, in the eyes of the immortal family, the beauty is all withered bones, no matter how ugly a person is, after becoming an immortal, you can make yourself as beautiful as you want.

So appearance is second, the most important thing is temperament.

In this world of immortals and Buddhas, the so-called temperament is real, and so is the aura of domineering. For example, if brother Niu glared at him for a moment, then the ordinary little demon would immediately wobble his legs in fright and kneel down.

As for Chang'e's temperament, I don't know if it is because she has stayed in Guanghan Palace for a long time, so she has a cool charm, especially the trace of resentment revealed in the eyes of the ancient well, which makes people can't help but want to To explore the past of this beautiful fairy is arousing love, but the coldness that rejects people thousands of miles away makes people don't know how to open their mouths when facing her directly.

But no matter how beautiful Chang'e is and how amazing her aura is, Zhenjun Long will naturally not be like ordinary people, who will be fascinated by this extremely graceful aura and fall in love at first sight just after seeing her true face in a hurry.

He appreciates it more.

These words are not pretentious, but in Long Zhenjun's view, the so-called love at first sight is not a short-term reaction driven by dopamine, hormones, and norepinephrine.

After casting the fairy body, Long Zhenjun has long since abandoned this kind of "shackles" that nature bestows on human beings. From a scientific point of view, it is the "shackles" that various hormones drive human behavior.

Just like the saying in the world, "Since ancient times, heroes have been saddened by beauty pass".

Its certain implication is that no matter how heroic you are, as long as you are a mortal, you can't help but stimulate various hormones in your body to a beautiful opposite sex, or even the same sex, so as to produce a different kind of emotion.

This is a natural truth, and it is difficult for all mortal creatures to abandon it.

But immortals not only do not need to eat, but also dopamine and other hormones in the body will not be secreted involuntarily.

Even if it is secreted, their own will will override all hormones.

The so-called Dao is ruthless, and the immortal family is ruthless, but it is actually a manifestation of the immortal form.

They know that women are dead bones, and they will not be blinded by temporary desires, because their souls have already materialized and can be controlled independently, unlike ordinary people, whose souls have not yet materialized, are inseparable from the body, and are also subject to everything in the body. affected by the senses.

Of course, this is not to say that immortals will not have love, on the contrary, the love they have, in a sense, is the most sincere love, the love that is not affected by all physiological hormones and sense organs.

This is going too far, the Pantao Conference is over, and it's time for the boy who scattered wealth to return to Guanyin and sit down.

Avalokitesvara once again took a deep look at Long Zhenjun, and left with all the Buddhas. The golden-winged roc's eyes were fierce, with a strong sense of warning, and even released its aura to suppress others.