Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

After finishing speaking, he told Wang Chengen next to him: "Remember, if it snows next year, remember to remind me that I will accompany the queen to enjoy the snow together."

After Wang Chengen bowed to answer, Chongzhen said to Empress Zhou: "If I enjoy the snow with the empress, these slaves will definitely not be allowed to open umbrellas. When the time comes, I will walk in the snow with the empress, won't it just be walking?" Then we went to Baitou together?"

The original Chongzhen was almost a nerd, and Zhu Xiaosong, who traveled over here, was originally a programmer. He was greedy for life and afraid of death, thinking about how to continue Daming's life every day. Naturally, he was cold to Empress Zhou. Have you ever said such a love story?

Now that the situation has finally improved, Chongzhen took out what he said from later generations on the Internet and told Queen Zhou that Queen Zhou, who had never heard of the methods of teasing girls in later generations, would immediately fall.When Chongzhen looked at Empress Zhou, he saw that Empress Zhou was winking like silk, with a pair of small hands twisting and twisting the handkerchief in her hand, and her breathing became a little short.

Chongzhen suddenly regretted it, if he said these words when Queen Zhou was not pregnant, he didn't know how many positions he would have to unlock.

After sending Empress Zhou back to rest, Chongzhen ordered someone to pass on the new concubine Wanyan, and Wanyan Yuzhuo came to accompany her to enjoy the flowers.

However, to Chongzhen's disappointment, the love words that were enough to allow Empress Zhou to unlock many new poses had no effect on Wanyan Yuzhuo's little girl.

After entering the palace, Wanyan Yuzhuo, who has not changed her temperament since she heard Chongzhen's white-headed theory, said with a smile: "Your Majesty wants to enjoy the snow, so what is there to enjoy in this broken snow? What day will there be no snow in Liaodong? As for talking about it Whiteheads? Isn’t that simple? In the future, my husband will pacify Jiannu and kill all the men who are higher than the wheel on Jianu’s side. Your Majesty will take his concubine to Liaodong to play, so why don’t you turn whiteheads as much as you want?”

What you said makes sense, but I’m speechless—Chongzhen, who felt like he was flirting with the blind, smiled and said, “Why does Concubine Wan think about these people who are fighting and killing all day long? And kill all those who are higher than the wheels.” Men? Is this the way of the Mongols?"

Wanyan Yuzhuo is more courageous on weekdays, if he feels Chongzhen's favor, he will say whatever he has in mind, and immediately said to Chongzhen: "Your Majesty only knows that Meng Yuan's method is cruel, but he doesn't know that it is from the grassland. It makes perfect sense. The Jiannu were originally a tribe on the grassland, and they belonged to unfamiliar wolves. It is reasonable to kill all their adults and leave the children to be trained slowly. After all, since the Huns were defeated, the tribes on the grassland, Everyone needs to have their own master. Instead of letting Jiannu do the master, it is better to let His Majesty do it, His Majesty is Yu Zhuo's husband."

When Chongzhen heard the words, he deliberately teased Wanyan Yuzhuo, and immediately laughed out loud: "What about your father's tribe? What about the entire Xibo tribe?"

Wanyan Yuzhuo's expression didn't change at all when he heard the words, and said without hesitation: "The concubine's father is the concubine's father, if one day the husband wants to fight against the concubine's father, the concubine will not hesitate to take the place of your majesty." Pick up the bow and knife, and lead the horse."

After a slight pause, Wanyan Yuzhuo continued: "Your Majesty, don't think that your ministers and concubines are ruthless. On the grassland, since ancient times, the strong are respected. The strong have everything as a matter of course, and the weak deserve to die. Da Ming treated the grassland before, but It's too kind. As for the Xibe people, if His Majesty can accept the hearts of the tribe, they are much more reliable than even the three tribes of Lin Danhan and Duoyan."

Just as he was about to continue talking, he saw something wrong with Chongzhen's face, Wanyan Yuzhuo asked curiously: "What's wrong with your majesty? Could it be that what the concubine said is wrong?"

Chongzhen shook his head, and said with a wry smile: "You are right, but don't say these things lightly in the future, otherwise, if someone comes to the empress to interfere with your harem politics, even I won't be able to intercede for you."

Wanyan Yuzhuo curled her lips and said in a muffled voice: "Yes, the concubine knows."

Chapter 143 Get a Chinese Proficiency Test?

Although Chongzhen talked about Wanyan Yuzhuo, in his heart, he quite agreed with Wanyan Yuzhuo's theory that the strong in the grassland are respected.

Since the Warring States period, the farming peoples in the Central Plains and the nomadic peoples in the north have looked at each other disliked, and some later generations have the meaning of "what are you looking at!" The power of the Northeast region in later generations is the same, and they often start when there is a disagreement.

What was even more interesting during the Warring States period was that Zhou Tianzi, who was in charge, couldn't control his younger brother, and the various halls often started to fight at the slightest disagreement, but there was one thing that was gratifying——no matter what As long as one of the seven halls is harassed by the nomadic society in the north, these seven halls often consciously truce and unanimously attack the nomadic society as horsemen of the farming society.

In the era of the Tyrant Qin Dynasty in the literary population, the boss Ying who inherited the entire farming community of the Ji family had the same surname as him. In the process of opening a film for the northern nomadic community, it can be said that the nomadic community was rubbed on the ground.

As for the old gangster Liu Bang, he was rubbed against by other nomadic associations in the early days-even his own girl had to be sent to marry him.Of course, the old Liu family's hooligan background is there. Liu Yezhu, relying on the family background left by his grandfather and dead ghost father, dispatched two double bonus red sticks under his command, that is, Wei Qing and Huo Qubing's uncle and nephew to fight against him. The Xiongnu, these two also gave Liu Yezhu a face, and pressed the nomadic society to the ground and rubbed it hard.

Since the nature of the composition of the nomadic community is different from that of the farming community, and the farming community was also promoting that the nomadic community was originally a member of the farming community, so some members of the community felt that it would be better to just change the boss and follow The boss of the Farming Club, that is, Liu Yezhu's classmate, can get along well.

Jin Rixun, who had been in the nomadic society for a long time, was full of the idea that the strong should be respected, because he felt that Liu Yezhu was the only big boss in the world at that time, so he simply knelt and licked it, and even sold it out to sell his offspring, dignified The Xiongnu Prince Xiu Tu, who was born in Xiongnu, became the most loyal running dog of the Liu family - known as the Liu family shed the last drop of blood.

Because of Jin Ridun's loyalty to the Han people more than the Han people, not only did Liu Yezhu support his orphans before his death, but after Jin Ridun's death, he was conferred the title of Jinghou and was buried with Maoling—the master Liu Yezhu who had been with him all the time. classmate.

As for the descendants of Jin Riyi, when Wang Mang, the first time traveler in history, usurped the Han Dynasty, he even risked his life to fight against Wang Mang, and was finally persecuted by Wang Mang, and some of them fled to Shandong Wendeng Cong Jiayan , Changing Jin's surname to Cong, he truly became the last loyal dog of the Liu family.

Judging from the performance of Jin Ridun, the Prince Xiutu and his descendants above, Chongzhen came to the conclusion that the nomadic halls on the grasslands are all dogs, and they should be trained with iron chains. Lin's gentlemen are even more reliable.

Think again about how the American emperors of later generations played?Find out the English level first, and give him everything he can do, such as TOEFL and IELTS, and the immigration policy, which is designed to absorb the elite population. Well, my own family is the hope of nourishing people's cooking - just look at how many fools in the rabbit family of later generations have been brainwashed, and they have become swaying and leading parties, and you will know how useful this routine is.

In short, combining the method of the old Liu family in the Western Han Dynasty to train the Xiongnu, combined with the method of the later Yingjiang, the great Emperor Chongzhen felt that it was necessary for him to come up with a Chinese proficiency test system first.

Level [-] is based on being able to read [-] Tang poems, and level [-] is required to be able to read a subset of classics and history, especially the deleted and revised Analects.As for the Hanyu Level [-] exam, Chongzhen decided to give up after thinking about it.After all, in the Ming Dynasty, Zhou Jiegun who sang Shuangjielun would be regarded as heresy-the consequence is likely to be burned on the rack.

Chongzhen, who was fortunate enough to be concubine Wanwan, thought more and more clearly, and on the second day, Chongzhen simply ordered Shi Fenglai and Cao Huachun to meet after the court meeting, plus Wen Tiren, who was temporarily lifted out of the imperial prison. .

It has been nearly a month and a half since Wen Tiren was imprisoned in the imperial court.Emperor Chongzhen, who had wanted to kill Wen Tiren countless times, still didn't do it in the end.

This guy Wen Tiren has many problems, but there is one thing that Chongzhen admires quite a lot--he is really capable, and he is charming.If Chongzhen hadn't hit the muzzle of the gun on the eve of Chongzhen's preparation to move those gentlemen of the Confucius family in Shandong, Chongzhen would not have done anything to Wen Tiren at all.After all, an obedient minister like Wen Tiren is a proper imperial party, and he is not at all the same as the Zhejiang party, Chu party, Donglin party in the eunuch skin.

Of course, now that he has been sneaked out, Chongzhen is also planning to use him for a long time in prison, spending Chongzhen's own money, if it is really hacked, I want to find such an obedient It was not easy for the minister, as for the previous idea of ​​making Wen Tiren an official, Chongzhen had already thrown it aside. .

However, even if it is released, the eagle still has to endure it, or else it always has its own ideas and wants to let itself go, Chongzhen still dare not make up his mind.

After Wen Tiren saw the ceremony, Chongzhen said calmly: "How is Mr. Wen doing in prison recently?"

Since Wen Tiren was able to get into the position of chief assistant, how could he be a fool?Since the emperor didn't kill him, but even slipped him out, then he was still useful.

The old treacherous, or the old and mature Wen Tiren pleaded guilty very happily: "Your Majesty is wise, the guilty minister deserves death! The guilty minister should not listen to the villain's slander. die."

Chongzhen was also happy to cooperate with the performance of the drama of the relationship between the monarch and his ministers, and said with a smile: "What is Wen Aiqing's fault? Forget it, the past is over. I have asked Wen Aiqing to come here this time, but I have something to discuss with Wen Aiqing and Shi Aiqing. "

Wen Tiren was a very bachelor, he simply asked: "The guilty minister has been in prison for a long time, and he doesn't know what's going on in the court, what His Majesty said?"

Only Shi Fenglai was not very happy at this time.The emperor released Wen Tiren first, and then asked Wen Tiren what to say. It seemed that he had no place to sit in the first assistant position, so he probably had to come.

Just when Shi Fenglai was thinking about it, Chongzhen said: "I intend to learn from the pre-Han and preach that the nomads on the grasslands originally came from the Huns—that is to say, they are all descended from Chunwei, and they are originally one with the Han people. This is to recruit some nomads, thinking of cavalry. In this matter, I want the two lovers to be my reference."

Chapter 144 You're the one who takes the blame

Wen Tiren, who had just been released, absolutely didn't want to go back to that ghostly place in the Imperial Prison.Although no one tortured him, Wen Tiren felt that he was not going crazy now, just listening to the wailing and howling of the tortured prisoners every day.

Wen Tiren, who had always liked to be charming, had already figured out Chongzhen's temperament. Although this master said he was moody, his mind was full of imperialism, and he always had an attitude of wishing to die for foreigners. At this time, he proposed such a Stubble, whether it is true or false, at least I want to throw an olive branch to foreigners, to show my attitude of being the emperor and controlling the world. With this in mind, Wen Tiren simply replied: "Your Majesty Qizuo, since ancient times, , that is, the Son of Heaven resides in the middle and controls the eight wastelands and six unions, under the whole world, is it the land of the king, and the shores of the land are the subjects of the king."

Seeing that Chongzhen was still expressionless, Wen Tiren, who had already seen everything, still noticed that the corners of Chongzhen's eyes were raised slightly, and Wen Tiren, who was determined in his heart, continued: "Now Your Majesty wants to bring all directions into one. The benevolent government of the world is also. There are only a few small things that need to be resolved, otherwise, the matter of naturalization will still be even more difficult."

An otaku in the later generations of Chongzhen, where did he think so many twists and turns? Didn’t later generations say 56 flowers?Is it necessary to learn from future generations and give preferential treatment to 55 of them?

No, if that's the case, the remaining flower, which is now the only big flower, might become a piranha, and eat up the emperor first, and then, if this is the only way to return to the world One, why the fuck did I let Lao Tzu travel over here?

Chongzhen had a lot of thoughts in his mind, but the time was only a blink of an eye. Chongzhen who didn't want to understand asked curiously: "What's the little thing? Aiqing, let's talk about it."

Wen Tiren observed quietly, and found that Chongzhen showed no signs of rage, and his expression remained unchanged, so he collected himself and replied: "Your Majesty Qizuo, take my Ming Dynasty as an example, there are different sounds in ten miles, and different voices in hundreds of miles." Vulgar, not to mention how big this world is."

After what Wen Tiren said, Chongzhen said in his heart, he still thinks things are simple, when will it be in future generations?TV, radio, what?Wherever you go all day long, regardless of whether you know the local dialect, speaking Mandarin is no problem anyway.

But what about Daming?After leaving the capital and going to Tianjin Wei, what are you talking about? People in Tianjin Wei still know what you are talking about. If you go to the Xuanfu area of ​​Datong, or simply go to the Sichuan area, some people will think that this is right. Greetings from family members, it is estimated that a single sentence can cause a murder case.

But if you understand it, you have to find a way to solve this matter.Even if there is no Mandarin, doesn't Daming still have Mandarin?Give it a try?Thinking about this section in his heart, Chongzhen said to Wen Tiren: "Well, it's just that I made things simple. In Wen Aiqing's opinion, is it difficult for me to spread the official language of Ming Dynasty?"

Wen Tiren said with a wry smile: "Difficult! Difficult! Difficult! Your Majesty, not everyone can speak the official language of my Ming Dynasty. If it is changed to some remote and wild places, it will matter if many people can understand it. If If we want to promote it, we must first have enough scholars to go to county schools, or even social schools, starting from children, and teaching them Mandarin Chinese from novels, otherwise, it’s just fishing for moons in the water.”

He is his mother!Chongzhen cursed inwardly, at this time, where can such good things as TV and radio tapes come from to help him promote the official language of Ming Dynasty?The guys who invented these things don't know where they are, and they don't know if they have been reincarnated. Whom do they expect?I originally wanted to vigorously attack Confucianism, but this **** is inseparable from Confucianism.

The guys from the Ram faction now only have two or three big cats and kittens, and they can't be counted on at all.But relying on Lu Ru's family to handle this matter, Chongzhen was extremely worried that these guys would mix private goods, and recite crooked scriptures when they got down there-anyway, it is impossible for a Confucian scholar to follow a Jin Yiwei, right?Jin Yiwei didn't have to do anything else, just staring at these guys could kill them.

Chongzhen, who was struggling, heard Wen Tiren raise a second question: "Also, since the first emperor's books and carts have been on the same track, the weights and measures have long been unified, but now the folks use 16 taels for a catty, but this 16 Taels are big and small, three feet and one zhang, and zhangs are also long and short, and they are completely unchanged, and the exchange of materials between various places is also limited by it."

Unhappy, Chongzhen blurted out: "Unify, unify." Under the annoyance, even the spoken words of Ying Fatty in a novel "The First Chaos in History" that he had read in his previous life came out, and he almost came up with the same My son has a Xi'an accent.

Wen Tiren smiled wryly and said, "Your Majesty, this has been done since Emperor Taizu Gao, but it still hasn't been completely unified. The standards used by people everywhere are still very chaotic."

Bi Qiniang's words are not enough to describe Chongzhen's mood at the moment, even adding Maggie, it must not be enough - how well the later generations play, ten millimeters are one centimeter, ten centimeters are one decimeter, very Rice is one meter, five hundred grams is one tael, and ten taels is one catty. This thing is easy to remember, simple and trouble-free.