Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

Chongzhen, who was quite satisfied in his heart, said to Liu Xingzuo: "Very good. It seems that Liu Aiqing has worked hard on military discipline."

Liu Xingzuo bowed and said: "Your Majesty has given you the award, I am ashamed and dare not take it."

Chongzhen pretended to be displeased and said: "What is there not to be? A merit is a merit, and a fault is a fault. I don't like those fake things."

After finishing speaking, he no longer looked at Liu Xingzuo, but instead turned his gaze to the soldiers in the audience.

After a military exercise, if the soldiers say that they are not tired at all, that would be a lie.Looking at the slightly sweaty 20-year-old faces under the stage, Chongzhen said, "Are you tired?!"

After all the soldiers in the audience looked at each other, some people replied: "Not tired!", and some people shouted: "Return to Your Majesty, not tired!" Gradually, the voices became uniform, and they all shouted: "Not tired! Not tired!"

Chongzhen raised his hand and pressed it down again. Seeing that all the soldiers stopped making a sound, Chongzhen spit out two words: "Fart!",

These two rather rude words were spit out from the mouth of the current emperor, let alone the three thousand soldiers in the audience couldn't believe it, even Zhang Weixian and Liu Xingzuo couldn't believe that an emperor could say it.

But Zhang Weixian knew that Chongzhen was always reading with a book on weekdays, regardless of whether it was Spring and Autumn or what, he always said these two words from the mouth of an emperor who liked to read, which completely ruined people's three views.

Wang Chengen and Fang Zhenghua looked familiar, not to mention the emperor's ability to swear at the streets when the slaves besieged the capital before, but when there was no one in the palace, the emperor didn't often say Phrases such as "Num Hippy!" and "Mamai Pi!" popped up.Although I don't understand what it means, it's not a good thing to think about it.

Chapter 129 I'm willing to count Ye and leave Huang Xu

Although the word fart is always on the lips of these big soldiers, but today it came out of the emperor's mouth, and it shortened the distance between the emperor and these soldiers in an instant.

If the emperor said it politely, these soldiers would of course listen, but they would never dare to burst out laughing like they do now. They just felt that the emperor was just like us, and really understood us big soldiers.

When the laughter of the soldiers became quieter, Chongzhen said: "Who is not tired? They are all mortal bodies, and they are not made of iron, so they are not tired? You people, you know how to make me happy!"

Seeing that the soldiers in the audience were laughing lightly, and some were whispering to each other, Chongzhen didn't care, but continued: "However, it's okay for you to be tired! It doesn't matter if you sweat a lot during training. Drink plenty of water It can always be made up. But if you don’t practice well, you won’t be sweating, but bleeding, and even your life will be lost.”

Looking at the thoughtful soldiers, Chongzhen continued: "You were selected by General Liu Xingzuo. Many of you still have blood feuds with Jiannu. I hope you can become the seeds of other guards in Daming. That is to say, you It is my hope, the hope of all the troops of Ming Dynasty."

"I would rather you sweat and get injured during the drill than lose your life on the battlefield. After all, on the battlefield, swords and guns have no eyes."

"Don't think that I like fighting very much, but those dogs are slaves, forcing us to fight. If you don't fight, they will come to invade Daming, bully your parents, wives and children, and take away everything from you!"

"Since we want to fight, let's just fight a big one! I don't want to just take you to destroy Jiannu, but also take you to expand the territory. At that time, each of you has the hope of relying on military achievements Jazz!"

"Finally, I will let the eunuchs sent over to teach you how to read and read. It may not be impossible for you to become a general in the future!"

The last sentence ignited the enthusiasm of these soldiers.Wasn't it because of illiteracy that he came to be the leader of the army?When the time comes when I can read by myself, I will go home and teach the children in my family. Slowly, I will have some literate people in my family.

Seeing the soldiers who were completely rhythmized by his few words, Chongzhen felt more and more satisfied.Raising their hands again to signal, the soldiers immediately stopped making a sound.

Only then did Chongzhen say with satisfaction: "For the things on the battlefield, you go! For the rest, I will come! You will be rewarded for your meritorious deeds, and you will be punished for your demerit! I have it all covered!"

"That's all I said, let's continue to practice."

After the soldiers dispersed to go to practice, not to mention people who know soldiers like Zhang Weixian and Liu Xingzuo, even military laymen like Chongzhen, Fang Zhenghua, and Wang Chengen can clearly see the enthusiasm of these soldiers during the drill , It is obviously more prosperous than when the army was rehearsing just now.

If it was just now that he had ten points of strength, he used ten points, but now he wished he had ten points of strength and would use twelve points.

Zhang Weixian, who had been staying by the side just now, said: "Your Majesty, look at these soldiers, they are obviously much stronger than just now. If all the soldiers in my Daming Guard are like this, and the ammunition of the firearms can keep up, how can there be a siege?" What kind of building slaves are blocking, I’m afraid it’s better to just fight over there.”

Chongzhen said with a smile: "What Aiqing said is true, but I know very little about the firearms. Everything depends on how Xu Aiqing and the others handle them. Although the firearms tested before are good, the output cannot be increased. It is all due to the handwork of old craftsmen. I don't know how long it will take to build and equip all the guards in my Ming Dynasty."

"Furthermore, I heard from Xu Aiqing later that all the ten firecrackers used for test shooting had already exploded. The difference is that it was sooner or later."

"From this point of view, the steel used to make the firecrackers is still not good enough. In the future, it will be up to Xu Aiqing and the others to slowly find a way to improve the quality of this steel."

"It's a long way to go."

After some sighs, Chongzhen got up his spirits and said to Zhang Weixian and Liu Xingzuo, "Let's go, accompany me back to the palace. The two Aiqing Bangzhen give advice, what is the current situation in Liaodong?"

Zhang Weixian and Liu Xingzuo bowed together.After returning to the palace, Chongzhen summoned Xu Xianchun and Cao Huachun again, and ordered them to directly talk about the situation in Liaodong.

Xu Xianchun said directly: "Your Majesty Qizuo, according to the secret report sent by the former Jinyiwei, the slave chieftain Huang Taiji has seen through General Mao Wenlong's intention to deceive and kill the slave envoys again, and plans to attack Dongjiang and North Korea directly after the spring."

"North Korea's Lingyang Lord Li Yu is much stronger than the former Guanghai Lord. He has already killed the enslavement envoy according to Mr. Sun's wishes. Now he is recruiting soldiers and preparing food in North Korea. He plans to work with General Mao Wenlong to face Meet Jiannu."

Chongzhen sneered and said: "It's good that the North Korean side has this heart, but don't count on it. Those soldiers are not as good as my guards in Ming Dynasty. It is impossible to resist Jiannu with Mao Wenlong alone. The former Sun Chengzong went to During the Joseon Dynasty, I had discussed with him that as long as Jiannu sends troops, we, Daming, will act as if we are attacking Jiannu to restrain Jiannu."

But Zhang Weixian said: "Your Majesty Qizuo, why don't you just do one thing and keep doing the other thing, let's stop putting on a show. After Jiannu sends troops, let North Korea fight the main force first, and Mao Wenlong's side will hold back. As long as the two of them can To attract the main force of Jiannu, the direction of Shanhaiguan and the direction of Ningjin, just send troops directly to cut Jiannu's back."

Liu Xingzuo objected: "It's not right. Jiannu now has the support of the dog bastards from Horqin, and there is no shortage of war horses, so the cavalry will gradually become the main force. I'm afraid that the troops in Ningjin's direction will not be able to withstand it." Jiannu’s cavalry. From the general’s point of view, it’s better to put on an attacking look to force Jiannu to retreat, as long as they can’t attack Dongjiang.”

Zhang Weixian still insisted on his opinion: "The winter of Daming is too cold this year, and Jiannu is not much better. I am afraid that Jiannu will jump the wall in a hurry, and then he will really go to Dongjiang and North Korea desperately. After all, from Jiannu's point of view In other words, if Dongjiang and North Korea were really conquered, not to mention that the captive population was used as slaves, the food and grass collected from North Korea would be able to make up for all the losses that Jiannu had suffered in our Daming before. A lot of money."

Knowing that what Zhang Weixian said was true, Liu Xingzuo let out a hey and didn't speak anymore, just secretly thinking about how to deal with it.

Chongzhen also began to have difficulties.When discussing with Sun Chengzong before, he really ignored this point. If Jiannu was really in a hurry to jump over the wall and beat Dongjiang hard, I'm afraid it would be really difficult for him to handle.

Chapter 1

Chongzhen was very troubled and entangled, endlessly entangled in the trivial matters of Liaodong and Dongjiang.If the direction of Shanhaiguan and Ningjin is only a diversion, then Jiannu will recklessly attack Dongjiang, even if Mao Wenlong can withstand it, he will probably be seriously injured.On the other hand, they are more worried that Daming will suffer even greater losses if they really send troops to attack Jiannu's back road.After all, the current me, the cards in my hand are not too good, and I can't afford to lose.

However, there are people who are more entangled than Chongzhen.Now Kong Zhenyun really wants to send all the bastards of Beizong to see the ancestor Kong Shengren one by one!

According to my own thinking, since the remains of the sages of the Southern Sect have been dug out from the ground in Yangzhou and transported to Qufu, then even if the entire Northern Sect does not kneel down to greet them, at least they must send a few respected elders, and then open their doors. Chongguangmen, welcome the remains of the sages to return to Konglin, shall we?

There is nothing wrong with Kong Zhenyun's grand ceremony of inheriting the title.After all, the Xuanzhi eunuch is also there, and the Jinyiwei who escorted him to the south is also there. Even if the grandchildren of the Beizong are upset, they have to honestly follow the royal ceremony.

However, what made Kong Zhenyun unhappy was that after the Xuanzhi eunuch and Jin Yiwei left, these guys from the Beizong showed their shameful faces.

When I proposed to revive the Guangmen, and re-bury the Yanshenggongs of the Southern Zong with the funeral regulations of Yanshenggong, and all the sages should also be buried with a grand ceremony, what did the bastards of the Northern Zong say one by one?

"Yan Shenggong of Nanzong was buried once, and he must have been buried with Yan Shenggong's grand ceremony in Yangzhou. Now he returned to Konglin. What about the burial?"

Even the elders of the Beizong family accused Kong Zhenyun face to face: "You are not a three-year-old child, how can you be so ignorant of etiquette? How can you pick up the bones of the sages after they have been buried? It is the emperor's decree, and you should do your best." Saying goodbye, this is the way to be a descendant!"

Others simply stated the matter clearly: "The Southern Sect has been traveling south for a long time, and it is the knowledge passed down from the ancestors. If Bei Zong is convinced, you still need to debate the scriptures and righteousness, otherwise, you should ask the emperor to resign yourself."

There are even those who rely on the old and sell the old: "You Huangkou child, how can He De inherit this title? Why don't you ask the emperor to resign after a while!"

Speaking of this, it is completely shameless.Although Kong Zhenyun is younger than these 80-50-year-old old guys, he is more than 50 years old after all. According to the saying at the time, at [-], you will stand, at [-], you will not be confused, at [-], you will know your destiny, and at [-] It is the age of knowing the destiny, and it is almost sixty years old, so how can it be regarded as a yellow-mouthed child?

Being able to say that Kong Zhenyun is a child with a yellow mouth is just relying on his age of seven, 80 or even 90 years old to forcibly overwhelm others.After all, at the age of 90, according to the law of the Ming Dynasty, except for treason, although there is no additional punishment for capital crimes, this 90-year-old old man, let alone scolding Kong Zhenyun as a child with a yellow mouth, just beat him face to face. He, Kong Zhenyun had to suffer besides suffering.

Kong Zhenyun stroked his snow-white beard, and thinking about being called a child with a yellow mouth, there must be more than a thousand beasts rushing past in his heart.These bastards from Beizong are too good at talking. If it weren't for the gray beards and their ages, I would have wanted to slap these old things on the wall so that they couldn't even pick them off. !

No matter how much Kong Zhenyun hated him, this matter still had to be done. The remains of the sages of the Southern Sect couldn't just be left outside Kong Lin, right?Even if these guys rely on the old to sell the old, they will clean up slowly in the future.

Kong Zhenyun, who had made up his mind, said: "The title of Lord Yansheng was originally given up by the sages of the Nanzong sect, and now the remains of the sages of the Nanzong sect have been ordered by the emperor to return to the family temple in the north. The door welcomes the remains of the sages, is there any problem?"

Kong Yinchun, the serving magistrate of Qufu County, said, "According to what my uncle said, of course there is no problem. However, the Chongguangmen's regulations are not the arrival of the emperor, the reading of the imperial edict, the worship of the saint, and the marriage and funeral. Open lightly. Now that the bones of the sages of the Southern Sect have already been buried once in Yangzhou with the grand ceremony of Yan Shenggong, how can they open the Chongguang Gate for re-burial? What does the Chongguang Gate mean? Uncle, there is still Emperor Sejong?"

How could Kong Zhenyun fail to hear the sarcasm in Kong Yinchun's tone?Seeing that this bastard did not take himself seriously, he immediately said lightly: "If it is based on my seniority in the Confucian family, I am the grandfather and you are the grandson. If it is based on the rank of the imperial court, you are a mere world-class official." Magistrate, what's the etiquette when talking to me like this? Beizong taught you such a bastard?"

Kong Yinchun was short of breath for a while, suppressed his resentment and stopped talking.The young one was beaten, and the old one came out. Kong Wenyun, who was a generation higher than Kong Zhenyun, said: "If there is something inappropriate in what Yinchun said, how about I apologize to you, Lord Kong, for him?", saying Then, tremblingly, she wanted to stand up and salute Kong Zhen.