Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

"What if it's broken?"

"How?... Who knows? Maybe he went to Zhongguancun."

The editor didn't ask any more questions, and still slowly packed his things.

After the year-end assessment, the wind is cooler day by day, and it seems that it is almost mid-winter; I rely on the air conditioner all day, and I have to wear a down jacket.

In the second half of the day, there were no readers to remind me to update, and I was sitting with my eyes closed.Suddenly heard a voice, "Get a single chapter."

Although the voice was extremely low, it was very familiar.When I looked at it, there was no one at all.Standing up and looking out, the dog emperor was sitting on the threshold.

His face was dark and thin, and he was out of shape; he was wearing a pair of torn silk stockings, with his legs crossed, and a notebook under it, which was hung on his shoulders with a straw rope; when he saw me, he said, "Another book review."

The editor also stuck out his head and said, "Dog Emperor? You still owe more!"

The dog emperor turned his head up very dejectedly and replied, "This... let's make an answer. This time, we need a single chapter, and we need enough recommended places."

The editor was still the same as usual, and said to him with a smile, "Emperor Dog, you've cut it again!"

But this time he didn't argue very much, he just said "Don't make fun of me!"

"Teasing? If it keeps going, why go to Zhongguancun?"

The Dog Emperor said in a low voice, "Hobby, I am willing..." His eyes looked like he was begging the editor not to mention it again.

At this time, several people had already gathered, so he and the editor laughed.

I took the client and put it on the threshold.He took out a Nokia from his tattered pocket and put it in my hand. Seeing that his hands were covered with mud, it turned out that he used this mobile phone to type.

After a while, he finished writing the book review, and then sat down and walked slowly with this hand amidst the laughter of others.

Since then, I haven't seen the dog emperor for a long time.

In the second year of rating, the editor took off the powder board and said, "Emperor Dog has not yet paid off his debts!"

At the end of the second year, he said, "Emperor Dog has not yet paid off his debts!"

I didn't say anything until the end, and I didn't see him when the starting point closed down.I haven’t seen him until now—perhaps Emperor Dog has indeed gone to Zhongguancun.

Chapter 351 Scared of being killed!

Tokugawa Iemitsu is definitely not a character to get along with, even if he is afraid in his heart now, but after calming down, what he thinks about is how to learn all this, not surrender.

Ren Renzhen and Miao Shoumo agreed with each other after repeatedly confirming the fact that Tokugawa Iemitsu had an evil heart.

At the same time, the two also agreed with Emperor Chongzhen's statement that Japan would be razed - this kind of wolf and ambitious people will become a serious problem in the future if they are not eliminated as soon as possible.

As for now, the top priority is to show this kid what the Ming Navy is - I don't know why His Majesty the Emperor wants to change the name of the Navy to the Navy, but I am encouraged to hear it.

And Zheng Zhihu, who was unhappy because Tagawa Jiroemon failed to go to Daming with his sister-in-law, had long been unhappy with the Tokugawa boy.

This is like dry wood meeting raging fire, pheasant meeting satyr.

After Ren Zhen and Miao Shoumo discussed with Zheng Zhihu, the three of them decided to give that prodigal kid a little color on the whale matter first.

After the ship left Japan, Zheng Zhilong began to order his subordinates to pay attention to whether there were any whales on the sea while heading towards Denglai.

And thanks to the fact that the environmental pollution was not serious at this time, not long after leaving Japan, we encountered several whales alone.

Ren Ren was really anxious, and while Tokugawa Iemitsu was not present, he said to Zheng Zhihu: "Why don't you hurry up? Will you be able to board tomorrow afternoon?"

Zheng Zhihu, who was extremely unhappy, said: "Yes, but that was tomorrow afternoon, not this afternoon. Now that so many whales have been killed, how do you get Denglai back? Take a step back, even if you get it back, it's probably all fucking It stinks."

After Ren Zhen heard this, he gave up the idea of ​​letting Zheng Zhilong get a few whales first to enjoy himself.

By noon the next day, the fleet once again spotted a group of whales.

Zheng Zhihu was excited now, and repeatedly ordered: "Go, go to the cabin and call out the angel and the dwarf of the Japanese country, eat whale meat at noon today, and dock in the afternoon!"

When the soldiers went to call for people, Zheng Zhihu ordered again: "Don't be afraid of wasting today, when they come over, use cannons to shoot first, and then shoot fish and arrows!"

Most of the people in Zheng Zhihu's fleet were pirates who used to hang out with the Zheng brothers in the sea, and they had a lot of hatred with the Japanese. This time, they had the opportunity to frighten the short Japanese, and they were even more excited.

Waiting for everyone to reach the deck, Zheng Zhihu said: "We will be able to land in the afternoon, we can't go empty-handed for supplies, that's not right, we need to bring some souvenirs.

It just so happens that there is a pod of whales here, so we have to get a few of them, so that the people of Denglai can try it out. "

At this time, Japan is not without whaling, and whether it is whale meat or other fish meat, it is the mainstream food in Japan at this time. Those who can afford meat are all Chinese.

No matter which group of Chinese they are, they are not affordable for those untouchables.

And whaling is also a big deal for Wonu at this time. After all, the size of the whale is stored there. No matter how small the whale is, it is much bigger than the boat of the Wonu. If one is not careful, the boat capsizes and people are drowned. situation.

But Zheng Zhihu's fleet has no such worries at all.

The Fuchuan, which can be called the largest in size in the world, especially the Fuchuan that was retrofitted with dozens of cannons later, it is not too easy to deal with a group of whales. There is basically no way to set fire to the boat.

Even so, you have to be careful not to be knocked over by the Fuchuan.

After Zheng Zhihu, who wanted to scare people, gave the order, the string window on the left side of the Fuchuan opened first, and then more than [-] additional cannons stretched out.

Following an order, there was a rumbling sound, like thunder.

Immediately afterwards, the giant crossbow at the bow and stern, which looked like a siege chisel, also opened its bowstring. After a burst of creaking noises, it dragged a long rope and shot towards the location of the whales with a swish. .

As for such a giant crossbow, there are six in total at the bow and stern, and there are four more on the deck, and the one on the left also shoots out the giant crossbow.

After the shaking caused by the cannonball and arrow shooting stopped, the surviving whales in the group were scattered, and a stream of red blood appeared on the surface of the sea.

If you zoom in and look at the sea surface alone, you will think that the sea water is red.

As the order to draw the net was issued, the long rope carried by the shot crossbow began to retract back a little bit.

Before shooting out a total of eight crossbows, six of them were brought back empty. Only one crossbow on the bow and deck hit the whale, and the rest all missed.

And there are more than a dozen whales floating on the sea.

After ordering the messengers to wear the accompanying ships and order each to take a whale, Zheng Zhihu pretended to be regretful and said: "What's the use of these prodigal sons who have made so many? You say you can't take it away, that's all." Throw it away!"

After finishing speaking, he picked up Zheng Fusong who also ran to the deck without any fear, and the father and son started playing, but they left Ren Zhen and others aside.

Ren Zhen laughed and said, "Has Jia Guang ever seen such a scene?"

Tokugawa Iemitsu, who was still a little unconvinced in his heart, now had a trace of fear flashed in his eyes, and cupped his hands and said: "My uncle, my nephew has lived on this island for a long time, and I have never seen such a scene."

Ren Renzhen said: "It's okay, you will get used to it after seeing it a few times, and if you know how to catch this whale, you can lead the Japanese people to live a good life in the future."

Tokugawa Iemitsu gave Hay first, thanked Zheng Zhihu and Yiren Zhen politely, and then returned to the cabin to rest.