Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

Don't think that the emperor's trip will be like a Tang monk's trip. The four-valued meritorious service, the five-fang Jiedi, the six Ding Liujia, and the eighteen protectors have all become little gods running errands on the road.

After all, Emperor Chongzhen was still a mortal emperor, and there was nothing like this when traveling.

But it was not easy for Emperor Chongzhen to travel.

Not to mention that there must be the secret protection of Neichang, Jinyiwei and Dongchang's manpower, the cavalry of the Jingying and Xibe tribes alone have to send a large number of troops to surround them from a distance, neither too far nor too close.

If it is too close, the emperor Chongzhen's micro-clothes will not be able to wear it, which will definitely make the emperor unhappy.

If it is too far away, in case, in case the emperor has something to call the army, and he can't make it when he needs escort, then he will just wait for his head to be unlucky—especially the Emperor Chongzhen who has always had a bad temper. how good.

It’s just that no matter how unwilling it is, no one can stop the Emperor Chongzhen from going out in micro-clothes. As for the censors who often publish memorials to impeach Emperor Chongzhen to travel in micro-clothes, they don’t know where the emperor Chongzhen threw the memorials.

After more than a year of training, the courtiers of the Ming Dynasty were mostly used to Emperor Chongzhen's temperament of not playing cards according to routine.

The current situation is that Yushi and other ministers, such as Wen Tiren, should be impeached, and Emperor Chongzhen should be waved, and no one takes this matter seriously.

So just after the impeachment of Emperor Chongzhen, Wen Tiren, who left the capital without authorization, was pulled out by Emperor Chongzhen for a private visit.

Looking at the small village with a sense of tranquility and far-reaching, the smoke curling up in front of him, the words that Emperor Chongzhen said were distasteful: "Look at Wen Aiqing, this village is so peaceful, and I don't know how many villages there are in Shaanxi like the small village in front of you." generally.

It's just that there is a volcano under the tranquility, and I still can't let it go. "

Wen Tiren was speechless.

This master doesn't know what's going on, it's like suffering from persecution paranoia, there is always a sense of tension that there are always thugs who want to harm me.

Except for a few masters from the inner factory, the other captains of Jinyiwei and the fans of the Dongchang had already spread out, so Emperor Chongzhen just walked into this so-called It is the Xiaozhuangzi of Zhangjiazhuang.

Seeing the smoke rising from every household, the adults calling the children to get up, and the early children chasing and playing around in the village, Emperor Chongzhen was quite satisfied for a while.

After deliberating for a while, Wen Tiren said carefully: "Master, as long as every village in the world is like this, how can anything else happen? The young man is too worried."

Emperor Chongzhen hummed, but he didn't answer any more. He just walked in the village on his own and saw a group of children who were playing and stopped far away from him. Emperor Chongzhen simply ordered: "Wait Just wait, this young master is going to go over and have a chat with these children."

Wang Chengen, who had been prepared for a long time, took out a bag of candies and handed it to Emperor Chongzhen, who then walked towards the children with Wen Tiren and Fang Zhenghua.

It's just that the few children who had stopped to wait and see saw the Emperor Chongzhen approaching, they immediately took a few steps back, and they seemed to want to disperse.

Emperor Chongzhen raised the bag in his hand, and said with a smile, "Don't be afraid, come to Big Brother, there are sweets to eat."

The leader, a six or seven-year-old child, bit his finger and looked at the sugar bag in Emperor Chongzhen's hand like the other children, but did not step forward, and vigilantly stopped the other children who were about to make a move. child.

Feeling helpless, Emperor Chongzhen smiled again, and then continued: "Don't worry, big brother is a good man, not a kidnapper."

After finishing speaking, he was afraid that these children would not be afraid of heart, so he pointed to Fang Zhenghua and the others behind him, and continued: "Look, big brother has these guards, and his family is very rich, so there is no need to be a kidnapper at all." no?"

Wen Tiren also continued: "Don't worry, His Majesty has said that anyone who abducts a child will be punished."

Although the children couldn't figure out what Ling Chi meant, they instinctively felt that this must be a heavy punishment, and they gradually relaxed in their hearts.

Seeing that the expressions of the children relaxed a lot, Emperor Chongzhen raised the candy bag in his hand again and said, "Big brother sneaked out to play today, if anyone can answer a few questions for me, I'll give you some candies, okay?" good?"

As soon as they heard that this was an exchange condition, in the simple minds of these children, they believed it first—since the benefits are not in vain, maybe it is true?

The few children who were secretly relieved slowly approached Emperor Chongzhen, and Emperor Chongzhen simply chose to squat down slowly, looked around, and then simply walked to a nearby stone and sat down, ignoring There was a lot of dust on the stone.

Several children slowly gathered around, but Emperor Chongzhen asked with a smile: "Big brother asks you, can you have enough food every day?"

Hearing Emperor Chongzhen's question, Wen Tiren was speechless before the children answered.

Emperor Chongzhen was still young after all, didn't he know that the child was growing up at this time and couldn't eat enough every day?Or how come there is a common saying in the folks that half a child eats a poor man.

Besides, even if it is a question, why do you ask directly?

It's just that the children's thinking was simpler after all, and it was the leading child who said first: "If we can eat enough, we are hungry quickly."

Without even thinking about it, Emperor Chongzhen took out a few pieces of candy from his bag and handed them to the children who led the answer.

The child took the candy, but didn't eat it first, but distributed it to some children behind him. Finally, seeing that there were two pieces left in his hand, he simply handed the extra piece to the youngest little girl.

Wen Tiren was quite relieved and said to Emperor Chongzhen: "Young master, just looking at these children, you can tell that the world is well educated now, and there is hope for ZTE."

Emperor Chongzhen smiled and ignored Wen Tiren's words.

At this time, children's minds are the most innocent, as long as adults teach them better, it will not be involved in education.

It's just that when Wen Tiren talked about enlightenment, Emperor Chongzhen remembered that he had issued a decree before and asked for the restoration of sociology.

Thinking of this, Emperor Chongzhen asked again: "Don't you need to go to social studies to study?"

The six or seven-year-old child in the lead had obviously reached the age to enter social studies, so Emperor Chongzhen asked this question.

The child nodded and said: "You don't need to go today. The master said that today is a holiday, and he wants me to study at home before going to school tomorrow."

Emperor Chongzhen continued to ask: "Do the children in the village go to school? Is there anyone who can't go to school?"

The child thought for a long time before biting his finger and said, "There are so many of them. They don't go to school. The master said they are not old enough to go to school."

As he spoke, he pointed to the children behind him.

Originally, when he heard that many children could not go to school, Emperor Chongzhen already wanted to kill people in his heart, but when he heard that he was not old enough, Emperor Chongzhen became a little dumbfounded.

The kid who went to school was obviously older, he looked to be six or seven years old, but he was referring to the little ones behind him, the oldest one was just over five years old, and the younger one was only two or three years old.

What school do the three- and five-year-olds study?

Emperor Chongzhen was helpless, so he gave the child some candies, and then asked another question: "How long can you eat meat?"

This time, the leading child replied: "Not necessarily. I couldn't eat it before, but I can always eat it later. After the Chinese New Year, our family has eaten meat four or five times."

As soon as these words came out, all the children behind them took a sip of their saliva together, and there was a sound of swallowing.

After hearing this, Emperor Chongzhen also felt very sad.

My son in the later generations, when eating meat, he should only choose meat with brittle bones, not meat without brittle bones, fat meat, and chicken wings and drumsticks, and he doesn’t like to eat meat from other places. You have to coax and get used to it.

Even after traveling over by himself, since he started as the emperor, his life is not that bad.No matter how simple the dishes are, after being carefully prepared by the royal chef in the palace, the taste is not as good as some set meals I have eaten in my previous life.

But these children in front of them, eating meat four or five times a year is already a good life, and it seems that there are more children who envy such a life.

For a while, Emperor Chongzhen felt a little embarrassed.

He simply distributed the remaining candies to these children, and after letting them play by themselves, Emperor Chongzhen sat on the rock alone in a daze.

At this time, Wang Chengen, Wei Zhongxian and others had already gathered together.

Seeing that Emperor Chongzhen was lost in thought alone, Wei Zhongxian boldly said: "Master, this is already much better. Originally, let alone eating meat four or five times a year, it is difficult for these people to eat once a year." .Even if it is a landlord's family, the number of times the family eats meat will not be too much."