Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

Emperor Chongzhen sneered.

Speaking of which, she just gave birth to a daughter last night, and today is the time to be happy, so she really shouldn't kill too many people.

If a son was born last night, I am afraid that the world will be pardoned to show the meaning of universal celebration.

It's just that those bastards in Shaanxi don't deserve this opportunity.

If it weren't for them, Shaanxi would be in chaos?

Although the original Emperor Chongzhen in history was able to toss about, after receiving the memorial from Li Yingqi and Ma Maocai saying that the tragedy of cannibalism occurred in Shaanxi, he also suppressed and comforted him, and even took out his internal money.

You must know that the Emperor Chongzhen in the original history was not the Emperor Chongzhen who traveled through time. The idiot who was fooled by the gentlemen did not deal with the vassal kings and did not attack the eight locust merchants.

In order to solve the military salary of the frontier army, even the silverware in the palace was sold by the eunuch instructed by that idiot to exchange for money.

Even in this situation, didn't that idiot still try his best to get money out of his internal funds to help Xi?

But in the end?

Li Zicheng, who couldn't survive, came out of Shaanxi, and finally forced Emperor Chongzhen, who used internal money to help Shaanxi, to hang himself on Meishan.

However, after Li Zicheng entered Beijing, he failed to get money from the internal funds. Instead, he got tens of millions of taels of silver from the civil and military nobles.

Even the Emperor Chongzhen after crossing, under repeated orders, there were still some people who dared to risk the disgrace of the world and ran to get their hands on it.

It would be fine if only the people sent by Jiannu Huang Taiji were involved, but even Hu Tingyan, the governor of a province, deceived himself about the "thieves" reported in the state and county newspapers, thinking that these thieves were hungry people, and after the next summer harvested food , it will be dissolved naturally, and it will not be dealt with wholeheartedly.

Under such circumstances, do you still expect Emperor Chongzhen to spare them?

If they were spared, who would let Li Zicheng spare Emperor Chongzhen?

The more he thought about it, the more angry Emperor Chongzhen simply looked at Wen Tiren and said, "I thought it was nothing. The birth of the emperor's eldest daughter just needs the blood of these bastards to celebrate."

After finishing speaking, Emperor Chongzhen directly ordered: "Wen Aiqing will preside over this matter, and the Dali Temple will join the three halls of the Ministry of Criminal Affairs and the Ministry of Officials for a joint trial, and Jin Yiwei and Dongchang will send personnel to observe and record, and then report the results to me.

In short, my request is just one thing, kill those who should be killed, and those who should be exiled, in short, no one who harms the people will be spared. "

After Wen Tiren, Dali Siqing and others bowed to answer, Emperor Chongzhen seemed to remember something, and continued: "There is also the Lantian county magistrate and some bastards who forced the people to rebel, although they themselves They were killed by the hungry people, but I have already ordered people to take their nine clans and send them to the front of the battle to beheaded, so there is no need to pursue the crimes of these people."

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Wen Tiren and all the ministers in the court were speechless for a while.

You have slaughtered the nine families of the family, and these guys have been chopped up by the rebels themselves. There is still a fart that can be investigated for crimes. You can still issue an imperial edict to the king of hell and ask the king of hell to deal with them again Fan?

But the ministers in the court obviously underestimated the lower limit of Emperor Chongzhen.

In other words, Emperor Chongzhen didn't have such a thing at all.

I don't know if it was just a whim or to scare people, but Emperor Chongzhen really planned to issue a decree to Lord Yan: "I heard that there is an emperor in heaven, there is an emperor in the world, and there is also an emperor in the underworld.

I am the son of the Emperor of Heaven, acting as the herdsmen of heaven, and Yama in the underworld should also obey my orders.Wang Chengen. "

After Wang Chengen bowed to answer, Emperor Chongzhen continued: "Decree is drawn up to order Yama of the Tenth Hall to send these bastards into the oil pot hell for punishment. The hell is not empty, and the punishment will continue."

As soon as Emperor Chongzhen said these words, not to mention Wang Chengen, who was waiting to bow down to listen to the order, even the ministers in the court were dumbfounded.

On the contrary, I have seen the story of the King of Tang and the Emperor Yama in the Underworld in some storybook of Journey to the West, Shi'er, and the Dragon King was also involved.

But they didn't give orders to the King of Hades, but they talked about friendship on the same level, and the King of Tang was even more respectful.

The key is still the life and death book, which has the longevity of the emperor, and it seems that after death, he must first go to the underworld.

But this master is fine, he is about to give orders to Lord Yan as if his boss ordered his subordinates—it really is a birthday guy who eats arsenic and is so impatient.

After repeated deliberation, Wen Tiren bowed and said: "Your Majesty, don't mention it, don't talk about strange powers and confusion. It is not yet known whether there is an emperor of the underworld, but even if there is, your majesty should not issue an edict to the emperor of the underworld. Your Majesty Your Majesty, please take it back."

Shi Fenglai also came out of the class and said together: "Your Majesty, please take back the order."

All of a sudden, there was a sound of opposition in the main hall - except for the elderly British princes and military generals, and Xu Xianchun, who had always only obeyed the emperor's orders, the rest of the civil servants were basically opposed to Emperor Chongzhen's order. Such a will.

Emperor Chongzhen sneered in his heart.

Wen Tiren, Shi Fenglai, and some of the civil servants are probably really thinking about Emperor Chongzhen—you just issue an edict to the Emperor of the Underworld, in case you offend the Emperor of the Underworld, change your lifespan or die someday ...

For the rest, I'm afraid it's not about worrying about myself, but about the existence of King Yan Luo, who happened to obey the imperial edict of Emperor Chongzhen. If one day I die, I will report to Yan Luoyi, okay, endless Mountains of knives, fire, sea of ​​oil, tongue-pull, hell, punishment is waiting for me...

It hurts to think about it!

But this happened to be the purpose of Emperor Chongzhen.

Since severe punishments and harsh laws can't scare these bastards, I'll just put another lock on you, so that you will have to suffer after you die, so I ask you if you are afraid?

Emperor Chongzhen who made up his mind would listen to the advice of Wen Tiren and other ministers?Dang even waved his hand and said: "You don't need to persuade me anymore, I have made a decree for Emperor Yan Luo. As for the Emperor of Heaven, I will naturally write a letter to explain it when offering sacrifices to Heaven."

After finishing speaking, he said seductively: "Qing and others are attentive to state affairs, and I will also explain in the edict of offering sacrifices to heaven. Isn't it wonderful that Xu Qing and others will ascend to heaven after a hundred years?"

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You've already told me this kind of nonsense, what else do you want us to say?

In desperation, Wen Tiren had no choice but to take a group of ministers to thank him first.

The Emperor Chongzhen, who didn't do enough things, and had no limit to what he could do, went on to say: "I can't forgive the people who hurt the people, but my eldest daughter was born, and I intend to let the people all over the world have fun with me." .Wang Chengen drafted the decree."

After Wang Chengen bowed to answer, Emperor Chongzhen continued: "The order is that all people in the world who have reached the age of sixty will be given ten catties of meat, ten catties of noodles, and ten catties of oil.

Anyone who had a daughter born in the first year of Chongzhen will be rewarded with a piece of cloth.

This matter is counted by county governments in various places, and the Jinyiwei will review it, and all expenditures will be allocated from internal funds. "

Xiaobai Zhu Xiaosong’s version of Emperor Chongzhen, although he feels that he has a hard head, is not afraid of the saying that he will go to hell after death. I kill corrupt officials for the sake of the people. Just let us go, I'd better go to heaven.

But no matter what, just now I was brazen enough to use the blood of people who corrupted the people to celebrate the birth of the eldest daughter of the emperor. After all, this matter is not appropriate. Ordinary Jingxue came to accumulate some Yin virtues and pray for blessings.

Anyway, according to the current medical conditions of Ming Dynasty, there will not be too many people who live to be over 60 years old. As for those who gave birth to daughters in the first year of Chongzhen, no matter how many, it is just a matter of cloth.

And with this incident, can ordinary people who have benefited all over the world not think of their own good?It is best to think of yourself as a Mingjun who is like a Buddha of ten thousand families. Is your throne as stable as a dog?

As for those who didn't get benefits, I can't blame me for this, it's just because you didn't have a daughter.If you want more benefits in the future, you can give birth to a baby for me, and a daughter is also a treasure.

Just thinking of his daughter, Emperor Chongzhen went on to say: "Last night, before the empress gave birth to the eldest daughter Jingxue, I really felt a cold sweat in my heart.

When I was thirteen or fourteen, I felt hungry no matter what I ate, which shows that it was time to grow my body.However, during the [-]th and [-]th civil society, there were quite a lot of parents.

I thought that in those generations, my own body and bones didn't grow strong, so how could I be able to give birth to a good baby?Therefore, I want to amend the law of the Ming Dynasty, and women are not allowed to marry before the age of 16. "

Wen Tiren and Guo Yunhou had already heard Emperor Chongzhen mention asking the Ministry of Households to investigate women's childbirth and maternal dystocia in the middle of the night yesterday, but they never thought that Emperor Chongzhen would directly raise it at this time.