Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

As soon as these words came out, fine sweat began to break out on the foreheads of Wei Zhongxian and Tian Ergeng.

These words were obviously not something that the Chongzhen Emperor, who was close to the evil Donglin Party and was almost brainwashed into a gentleman, could say.

And now the two of them are obviously seen through by Emperor Chongzhen, it is hard to say whether they will live or die today.

Wei Zhongxian was about to open his mouth to defend himself, but suddenly he heard Emperor Chongzhen say again: "Zhongxian, you were also there when the emperor went. The emperor said that you are loyal and can be considered a big deal. Now it seems that you really deserve it." On the word loyalty."

Wei Zhongxian was even more afraid.

Every one of these words of Emperor Chongzhen was praising himself, but it sounded awkward no matter how you listened.

Accompanied by a gust of wind passing by the hall, Wei Zhongxian seemed to see countless knives and axes lying in ambush behind the shadowy curtain.

Damn, I was careless, I overestimated the little emperor's patience, and now I haven't found out the fart, my head is about to move first.

But Wei Zhongxian couldn't figure out how to answer Emperor Chongzhen's words. After all, every sentence was good, and none of them was to pour dirty water on himself. He couldn't justify himself.

Just as he was frightened, he heard Emperor Chongzhen say again: "It's just that since the founding of the Ming Dynasty, except for Emperor Taizu Gao and Emperor Chengzu, the deaths of the remaining emperors of the past dynasties are full of strangeness, what do Zhongxian think? "

That's right, apart from Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhu Laosi's deaths being considered normal among the emperors of the Ming Dynasty, basically none of the remaining emperors' deaths were normal, and everything was weird.

Paying homage to Emperor Chongzhen, Wei Zhongxian said: "If you go back to the emperor, the servants are stupid and cannot understand the holy will. I hope the emperor will forgive you."

Emperor Chongzhen let out a laugh and said, "It's not that you don't know, but you don't dare to know. Let me ask you again, is the world today my world, or your nine-thousand-year-old world? Or is it Donglin's world?" The world?"

Wei Zhongxian's thoughts changed, but he couldn't figure out what Chongzhen meant when he said this. It seems that he doesn't have to die?Is the emperor dissatisfied with the Donglin Party?

As for the phrase "nine thousand years old", that's what Emperor Chongzhen said, and Wei Zhongxian himself would not take it seriously, because this is not the point.

Before Wei Zhongxian could speak, Chongzhen continued, "Get up now. Tian Ergeng, get up too."

After the two thanked each other, Wei Zhongxian and Tian Ergeng were scared to the knees again by Chongzhen's words: "I read the Three Kingdoms and found something very interesting. Obviously, only a few small officials can win the ten permanent servants. Why does the general want to recruit soldiers from all over the world to enter the capital?" While speaking, Chongzhen looked at Tian Ergeng with a playful expression and said, "Is this Jinyiwei the emperor's army, or Wei Zhongxian's nine-thousand-year-old army? ?”

Tian Ergeng also couldn't figure out what the emperor wanted to do, did he want to win the nine thousand years old by himself?If you die as a fellow Taoist, you will not die as a poor Taoist. If you die as Wei Zhongxian, labor and capital can survive. As long as the emperor doesn't kill himself, even if you let him take down Wei Zhongxian immediately, then you have to let Wei Zhongxian die first!

With this thought in mind, Tian Ergeng also hurriedly knelt down to plead guilty: "Your Majesty, this Jinyiwei is naturally the emperor's son-in-law army! The ministers are loyal to the emperor, and Jinyiwei is naturally loyal to the emperor."

Chongzhen still gave a "huh" expressionless, and said to the two: "Get up."

For Wei Zhongxian and Tian Ergeng, it has almost become an instinct to figure out what is going on, but Chongzhen's face is always expressionless, making it impossible to guess what he is thinking.

The words that Emperor Chongzhen said today are full of weirdness, making people puzzled. Are they dissatisfied with the Donglin Party?Still dissatisfied with the factory guard?

Chongzhen, however, had a panoramic view of the reactions of the two of them, and he was also secretly happy: "Who knows how to act? Mr. Chen Daoming's Kang Mazi has a real aura. Let me learn from Mr. Chen Daoming's aura. I can't learn it." , I have no choice but to learn from those little fresh meats of later generations--not enough acting skills, and facial paralysis!

Chongzhen saw that the beating was almost done, so he spoke again, but said to Wei Zhongxian: "Zhongxian, Zhongxian, that's a good name. But I hope you are really loyal." Before Wei Zhongxian opened his mouth, Chongzhen's next words It made Wei Zhongxian's heart tense again: "Zhongxian, tell me, there are many guards in this Daming, why do they look more corrupt? So much so that the old wild boar skin bullied Daming so far? Daming is rich all over the world, why is this treasury so big? Getting poorer and poorer? Need internal money subsidies from time to time?"

Wei Zhongxian had the same heart as Ming Jing: The emperor still has the nerve to ask?If he hadn't given up his face to collect mining tax and business tax, and just hoped to collect taxes from those mud legs, it would have collapsed early in the morning, and he would have to wait until today?

Suddenly, he thought again: what is this little emperor thinking?Such a question can never be aimless. Could it be that the emperor is also dissatisfied with the Donglin Party?

Thinking about it again, anyway, labor and management don’t have a good impression here in Chongzhen, and it is estimated that they will inevitably die in the future. It is better to simply throw the table off him and drag the grandchildren of the Donglin Party into the water to be buried with him: "If you go back to the emperor, although Daming The world is rich, but this tax is only collected from peasant households, how many big sons can the mud legs have?

Those rich merchants are the ones who are really rich, but they are inextricably linked with the Donglin Party. This business tax cannot be collected. Once it is collected, the Donglin Party will again shout that it cannot compete with the people for profit. up.

As for those barbarians in Liaodong, Liaodong is poor, but there are many wealthy merchants who disregard the country, and for the sake of profit, secretly sell weapons, food, grass and even information on the frontier army to them. If things go on like this..."

Wei Zhongxian didn't say the rest of the words, it might not be of any use to say everything, half of what he said was kept and half left, let the emperor think about it slowly, not afraid that he would think, just afraid that he would not want to.As long as you can think about it, even if I, Wei Zhongxian, die, you Donglin Party members will have to go down to accompany our family sooner or later!

Regardless of what Wei Zhongxian thought in his heart, Chongzhen brought up what he said just now: "Then tell me, who really owns this world?"

Seeing that he couldn't avoid it, Wei Zhongxian said helplessly to Chongzhen: "If you go back to the emperor, I belong to the emperor in this world. The emperor is wise and mighty, can illuminate thousands of miles, and accepts the order of the sky. Naturally, he is the master of the world."

After hearing this, Chongzhen squeezed out two words with a half-hearted smile: "Hehe".If there are people from later generations present, they will definitely hear countless meanings from these two words - like letting your mother's air go, like Ace B, like I bought a watch last year, anyway. It's no fun.

But to Wei Zhongxian's ears, these two words full of malice are like listening to the sound of nature - look at this meaning, the emperor is dissatisfied with the Donglin Party!And it's not testing our family!Labor and management really don't have to die this time!This time it's the turn of those bastards from the Donglin Party to die!

Looking at Wei Zhongxian who was smiling like a blooming chrysanthemum with an old face, Chongzhen turned the conversation to Tian Ergeng again: "Tian Ergeng, I am very disappointed in Jinyiwei!"

Tian Ergeng lay down on the ground to plead guilty——Wei Zhongxian was afraid of death, and Tian Ergeng was equally afraid. No matter how you look at this matter today, it smells like evil. The emperor's behavior is the same as before when he was still a king Totally two people!

The most important thing is, it was not like this when he ascended the throne in the morning during the day, but at night it was completely changed to another person?

If he didn't know that there is no possibility of subcontracting in the palace, Tian Ergeng would probably start to wonder if the emperor has been replaced by another person.

Ignoring Tian Ergeng's act of pleading guilty, Emperor Chongzhen continued: "What I want is a Jinyiwei commander like Ji Gang, not Ma Shun. If you can't do it, I can find someone to do it for you. how?"

Tian Ergeng was both surprised and happy when he heard the words, he was afraid that the emperor would find someone to do it for him, because that meant that he was not far from death, and he was happy that not only could he survive, but also that he was a real person in front of others. The majestic Jinyiwei is the commander.Thinking of this, Tian Ergeng knelt down in panic and expressed his opinion: "I will do my best for Long Live, and I will not hesitate to die!"

Chongzhen just said to Tian Ergeng: "I will entrust you to do an errand today. If it is done well, you will still be the commander of Jinyiwei. If it goes wrong, I will replace it with someone else. The country will not raise waste. Do you understand?"

Tian Ergeng groaned in his heart, knowing that Chongzhen didn't know how big a pot he would throw on his back, but he didn't dare to say anything, just bowed his head and said: "Please show me the emperor. I will do my best, and I will not hesitate to die." !"

Tian Ergeng ran on the ground waiting for Chongzhen's order, only to hear Chongzhen say "Oh", and said: "30 days, I only give you one month, I want to know the cabinet ministers, the six ministers and the ministers. I don’t care what method or method you use, but the prestige of nine thousand years old is still there, so let me understand this matter.”

Turning his head, Chongzhen said to Wei Zhongxian again: "And you, show off your boss' prestige, I don't want to hear those nerds from the Donglin Party making noise!"

Chapter 3 I don't have cheats?Director, change the script!Wrong!

Speaking of trivial things like time-traveling or rebirth, I guess there is no man in China who would not want it to happen to him--it doesn't count for those like Papa Ma and Principal Wang, and those sissies don't count.The former lacks everything, and the latter you can't expect them to have that kind of blood.

Of course, regardless of time travel or rebirth, this is a good thing, a great thing for Xida Puben!If you want to bring Golden Finger to time travel or rebirth, it will be the famous cigarette in Guangdong: Red Double Happiness.

This has historical lessons. Look at the man named Yang who returned to the Ming Dynasty as the prince. This guy has a soul wearer. The legendary dog ​​at the beginning is just like him. Of course, the halo of the protagonist cannot be counted. So this guy started with Han Youniang—it is estimated that countless men want to kill him and take Youniang home.

And that Zhang Haogu who went back to the Tianqi era and was promoted to three consecutive levels as a genius, who was he before he was reborn?That's a business ape!The test of the alcohol battlefield, lying and flattering, he is from a professional background, after the soul passed through, he was flattering to Eunuch Wei, training the new army, and by the way, wearing a big green hat for Emperor Tianqi. The guy didn't become the emperor, but the little emperor was his son!

Also, that Fang Xing who returned to the Ming Dynasty was simply a bug. He brought two piers back with him!It is said that there are all kinds of things in it, even Gatling who is taking the blue fire...

Also, there is that guy who went back to the Tang Dynasty, the guy surnamed Yun, he also brought a lot of good things back. Get an academy, and finally look at others, Chuan Guohou, and rest with the country.

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To sum up, if you want to cross time or be reborn, you must at least bring good equipment, get a cheat or something, and you must also master enough poetry and songs, otherwise how can you pretend?How to pick up girls without pretending?How can you marry a daughter-in-law if you don't pick up girls?If you don’t marry a wife, what would you do when you travel back in time?Or, you have enough knowledge of science and engineering, so that you can make guns and cannons, and finally fight for world hegemony. The beauties in the palace are like three thousand, and it is not a waste of time.

But here comes the problem, our protagonist, the great, benevolent, fraternal, and only sage for 5000 years: His Majesty Emperor Chongzhen, he has no golden fingers!He is not from an official background, nor does he know all kinds of physical and chemical skills-he has already returned that stuff to the teacher, and every time he chats with the teacher, he discusses whether the tuition fee can be refunded!

So after waiting for Wei Zhongxian and Tian Ergeng to leave, His Majesty the wise and mighty Emperor Chongzhen began to babble, making Wang Chengen, who was following behind, think that the emperor had provoked something unclean today: "System? System? Damn, no. Assistant? Assistant? Damn mentally handicapped, not at all." Then he changed his tone to an extremely nasty one: "Grandpa? Grandpa? Are you there? Damn it, it doesn't look like you're there either."

Now I have a headache, what did Emperor Chongzhen do before he crossed over?To put it bluntly, it is called a software development engineer, but to put it bluntly, it is a hard-working programmer, a coder who writes code!How do you say something?Programmers, art dogs, can't walk without seeing the moon.There is no hope for this professional technology, unless our emperor first produces electron tubes, transistors, various integrated circuits, and lithography machines and other equipment. His magical skills-writing codes, Only then may it be useful.Now, it's obviously a bachelor's soul wear!There is no golden finger, no grandpa, so this makes Emperor Chongzhen very worried, so he often talks to the sky alone: ​​"My golden finger, my supernatural power, why don't you give me to be like Fang Xing?" That kind of warehouse is also fine, if it’s really not possible, it’s fine to give me a bunch of Gatlings with blue flames..."

Wang Cheng'en even thought that the emperor of his family was suffering from hysteria. For the majestic king of a country to have hysteria after he ascended the throne, this is simply a big joke of the 300-year dynasty.

But for Emperor Chongzhen, he really didn't want to hang on the crooked neck tree in Meishan 17 years later.

Since there are no cheats, no supernatural powers, and in the end, I don’t even give a grandfather with me, and I don’t have a warehouse, and I don’t have Gatling who is blazing blue—but it doesn’t matter, I still remember some things from later generations No, at least after reading so many novels, even if you don't remember the big and small things in history, at least you have an impression, right?

First of all, Wei Zhongxian cannot be killed.What does Wei Zhongxian do?That's what Emperor Tianqi of Daxing left to Chongzhen to hold money.Without Wei Zhongxian, who will get money for Chongzhen?What happens if you don't have money?At that time, Chongzhen asked Wu Xiang, the commander-in-chief of Shanhaiguan, how much military salary he would need if he transferred Guanning iron cavalry to escort him to Beijing. The answer was 100 million taels.The problem is that Chongzhen has no money.Don't mention Chongzhen's internal funds. At that time, Chongzhen's internal funds had already been posted into the national treasury, but what about the national treasury?Empty can run mice!