Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

The old men killed the gypsies to snatch the wine, why should I share it with you?If you want to drink, grab it yourself!

The infantry were also upset.

Without the Lao Tzu who worked tirelessly to deliver supplies for your cavalry, and without the Lao Tzu who provided cover for you four-legged soldiers, how can you still be awesome?

The two sides began to quarrel over several cylinders of wine, and then developed to fight, and finally ended with laying down more than 9000 corpses and smashing several cylinders of wine.

Their own people fought against their own people, and because of a few tanks of wine, they killed more than 9000 people from their own side. The calmed down cavalry chiefs and infantry chiefs were stunned.

This kind of shit happened in the army of Tsarist Russia, don't even think about it, it's a big joke!

What's even more distressing is that he is about to arrive at Mikhailovich's position, how will he explain to the Tsar then?Said that for a few cylinders of wine, his own people fought?

Just at this time, the Polish old cousin's army arrived...

Planting and framing this kind of thing is not just a trick of the Central Plains. The barbarians don't seem to be too bad at it. Anyway, they have a feud with the old Polish cousin. They originally planned to do them. This time, they just moved the time forward. ?

The cavalry leader Vasily and the infantry leader Maxim hit it off, and after looking at each other, they confirmed their eyes, and the opposite was the enemy to be killed.

Then the Polish army, which was less than half the number of the Tsarist Russian army, was inexplicably cold, and was wiped out by the friendly army of the Tsarist Russian army.

As for the army of Tsarist Russia, it once again paid the price of more than 3000 corpses. In the end, only more than 3 troops remained in the army that successfully joined Mikhailovich.

Mikhailovich was already so angry that he wanted to kill someone—the old Polish cousin with thick eyebrows and big eyes didn't forget to stab himself at this moment!Don't they know it's their turn after they hang up?

Just like heresies in religion are always more hateful than heretics, Mikhailovich's hatred for old Polish cousins ​​suddenly broke through the sky.

Isn't it Tsarist Russia?I don't want it anymore!Anyway, the army of the Ming Empire is still chasing him, so lead them to Poland together, let them go to Poland, and lead them by yourself!

Mikhailovich, who had completely lost his mind, didn't even care about the persuasion of the Patriarch Nikon, and he didn't care about the cities along the way. He stole all useful things like the Cossack cavalry, and then went to fuck the old Polish cousin !

The Polish side was also almost confused, and the Polish King John II Kazimierz felt that he was very tired.

I was first captured by the French in the 30 Years War with the Habsburg Dynasty against France, and was imprisoned for two years. After Wladyslaw IV died, I was actually elected King of Poland ?

Of course, the constitutional monarchy system, this kind of bullshit system strengthens the power of the nobles. As for the king, he still chooses the incompetent, or the monarch who is at a disadvantage in the conflict with the nobles, or elects foreign heirs who have not yet inherited other powerful dynasties.

Kazimierz knew that his level was not enough, and those nobles had always wanted to get Prince Condé of France to be king, but Kazimierz never thought that his rule would be so fucked up.

First, the Cossack cavalry revolted and led their own troops to rub Khmelnyitz on the ground. As a result, Khmelnyitz, a dog, completely fell to Tsarist Russia. Finally, Poland was forced to cede Eastern Ukraine to Tsarist Russia.

Now those bastards in Sweden have inexplicably tore up the contract and launched an attack on Poland, and Poland has lost northern Livonia because of this...

As for Denmark and the Netherlands, although these two sides sided with Poland and declared war on Sweden successively, can the two of them kill Sweden immediately?

In this situation of constant foreign aggression, the advance army inexplicably launched an attack on the army of Tsarist Russia and then the entire army was wiped out?

What the hell are those damn nobles thinking?At this time, shouldn't we join forces with Tsarist Russia to fight against the Ming Empire?Shouldn't we wait for the situation in Tsarist Russia to stabilize before killing Sweden?How could there be internal strife?

Are they really planning to mix with the Zhethuanian Rajvir prince who is on the side of the Swedish army?Join forces to sell the whole of Poland?

After the end of Tsarist Russia, isn't Poland the next one to end?Could it be said that if they were on the side of Sweden, the Ming Empire would let them go?

However, no matter how Kazimierz had a headache, Tsarist Russia was still very cold, and even failed to bring Ming's army to the Polish border—Mikhailovich failed as a leader for the first time. end.

Of course, Mikhailovich is no wonder for this. After all, the army of Tsarist Russia is actually too weak, and the Cossack cavalry, who were originally the most combative, were wiped out in the battle in West Siberia. When the Ming army was in charge, the soldiers had no fighting spirit at all. It is not uncommon for an army that can fight among themselves because of a few tanks of spirits to retreat all the way.

Even Mehmet IV couldn't help but call Mikhailovich a hot chicken.

There is really no way not to scold. Originally, Mehmet IV planned to take advantage of the opportunity of Tsarist Russia to block the gun for himself to go to Europe. No matter how big the territory was, he could restore the blood for Ottoman Turkey, but now Tsarist Russia directly sang Liangliang, the last one who could block the gun for Ottoman Turkey also died.

Muhammad IV was not naive enough to fully believe the statement of the Ming military that they would cease fighting after ceding the land - there was no written document stamped with the emperor's seal, and the nonsense spoken by the generals below had no credibility at all. !

Zhang Zhiji felt that what he said was true. After all, after acquiring the land, the army of the Ming Empire did stop attacking Ottoman Turkey, at least temporarily.

Although there are many reasons for stopping, such as digesting the land and population of the Mughals and Tsarist Russia, such as the construction of Emperor Chongzhen's mausoleum, because of the scale, more manpower and materials need to be dispatched.

According to Emperor Chongzhen's request, his mausoleum was built on the bright side, and anyone can see it from a distance. Regardless of what happened to Ming Dynasty, no one dared to move his mausoleum, even if Daming died also the same.

However, Emperor Chongzhen could be willful, but the Ministry of Industry and the Shaofu did not dare to dig the tomb directly according to the willful requirements of Emperor Chongzhen. The minimum anti-theft measures must be required.

The tomb robbers in the entire Ming Dynasty were in bad luck, even those who had quit long ago were also in bad luck.

Jinyiwei has never been a reasonable institution, especially for those who are not ordinary people, such as civil and military ministers, businessmen and tomb robbers.

In order to completely eliminate the possibility of Emperor Chongzhen's tomb being dug up, almost all the tomb robbers in the entire Ming Empire were approached by Jin Yiwei, and then Mughal was captured.

Let the tomb robbers find the loopholes in the design of the Ministry of Industry and the Shaofu, this is the best solution Lin Huanyu can think of - just like when Hao Lianbo built the Tongwan City, he either killed the supervisor or the craftsman Similarly, let the tomb robbers come to find the loopholes in the mausoleum design, there is nothing wrong with it!

After repeated revisions, in the final version of the mausoleum design, no tomb robber dared to say that he could dig it out, even if Lin Huanyu followed Hao Lianbobo's example and threatened their lives.

There is really no way. The design idea of ​​Emperor Chongzhen’s mausoleum is that it can’t be opened after being buried. No matter whether it is from the top, the bottom, or the side, there is no way to dig it out, even if it is a little bit in the open. Excavation will also cause permanent subsidence of the mausoleum.

From the perspective of those tomb robbers, it is not easy to say whether there will be a way to dig up the tomb of Emperor Chongzhen in a few hundred years, but at least there is no possibility within a hundred years.

Then these tomb robbers were taken back to Daming, and then died of old age in prison.

Unfortunately, apart from the tomb robbers, there are also a large number of "laborers" who have been arrested to work. These laborers without Daming household registration are considered disposable consumables in the eyes of the Shaofu. Kill it immediately after building it.

After all, if the people of the Ming Dynasty were used to build the tomb of Emperor Chongzhen, it would have to be managed using the "Wu Le Gongming" system. After the completion of the construction, they could not directly kill these people to silence them. It would be very troublesome. If you become a "labourer" and come to work, you don't have those worries at all.

In the 35th year of Chongzhen, in addition to the start of construction on the tomb of Emperor Chongzhen, Emperor Chongzhen's cheap relative Ferdinand III also died early.

However, although Ferdinand III smoked and drank, he was indeed a good man-before he died, he passed the throne of the Holy Roman Empire to his third son Zhu Ciyi.

Then the Holy Roman Empire officially changed its name to Jin.

After changing the name of the Holy Roman Empire to the Kingdom of Jin, Zhu Ciyi directly learned the gameplay of the ancestors in the Central Plains, and began to spread the word.

In addition to announcing that Ferdinand III was dead, that the country was now renamed Jin, and that he was promoted to be the leader, Zhu Ciyi also planned to see how many people were dissatisfied.

The first step Zhu Ciyi chose was to reform the land and return it to the people—to order the lords of the various vassal states to live in Rome, and all the land would be taken over by the Jin government and distributed to the peasants.

Obviously, Zhu Ciyi's move directly tested the attitude of the whole of Europe.

Those small vassal states near the direct jurisdiction of the Holy Roman Empire and Bavaria all obeyed Zhu Ciyi's orders obediently, while the remaining countries did not take Zhu Ciyi's orders seriously at all.

Then there is nothing to say, just do it!

The ambitious Zhu Ciyi didn't engage in any combination of vertical and horizontal, nor did he engage in any means of long-distance and short-range attack, but directly chose flat push. After all, if a strong man is to beat dozens of three-year-old children, the strong man still has to consider the children Will they join forces?

What made Emperor Chongzhen feel a headache was that Ferdinand III died at the age of 55.

The problem is, I am also 52 years old.

In later generations, 52 years old is not even the retirement age, and it is even more typical for young people in the political circle.

But in Daming, 52 years old is definitely not young. Zidu once said that at 50 years old, you know your destiny - after [-] years old, you know the difficulty of realizing your ideals, so you no longer pursue results in doing things, even if you still forget to eat. , but has been indifferent to personal honor and disgrace.