Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

Although the Holy See did not know this sentence, it did feel that it was a bit inhumane to do so—in order to solve the needs of male believers, the Holy See had opened kilns in Rome, Venice and other places to make money since the fifth century, and later even monopolized the business. For business, only "good Christians" are allowed to go whoring.

The sisters in the kiln are managed like nuns. When they are not taking business, they have to study politics, pray and celebrate mass, no different from female monks.

Under this kind of fucking management mode, if there is no problem with the top and bottom of the Holy See, it will be a miracle.

Let’s take the John series as an example: Pope John X is the common lover of a mother and daughter of Roman aristocrats. They helped him from a rogue to the throne.The couple turned their second mutual lover into Pope Segas II, and they were OVER again in a few days.The couple then turned their illegitimate son with Sai Er into Pope John XI.

Pope John XII is also the illegitimate son of Pope Albert II. This one has wronged animals when he describes them as animals.

Yue Twelve stabbed the teacher blind, castrated his senior brother, cut his nose and gouged out his eyes, and committed adultery with his two older sisters.He lived in the Lateran Palace, and the passing girls, nuns, and little boys would be dragged in and raped as long as he saw them, ruining hundreds of them.So much so that no one dared to pass by his door except those with big beards.

Seeing that no women dared to pass by the door of his house, Yue Twelve went out to be a flower picker - but one day he was sleeping soundly with his wife in his arms, and the master came back.

What's more tragic is that the male owner of this family didn't know Yue Twelve. Seeing this exciting scene, he immediately became Lord Ma, smashed the Holy Pope to death with a few hammers, and was favored by the Lord.

John Thirteen had a strong penchant for gouging people's eyes.Around 22, all the Franciscans who were proud of Qingxiu and ashamed of rape/rape were burned to death.About 23 is more proficient in rape/***, incest/murder.

In the church in 2000, there were 65 popes, and the illegitimate children of former popes abounded, and the number of illegitimate children produced was even less.The number of illegitimate children recognized by the bishop of Liege is [-], half a company.

For example, the famous words of the famous pope's servant, Fais VIII, are: "Going to bed with women and boys is as simple as rubbing your hands."

The biggest illegitimate child joke in the Catholic Church is Pope John VIII.

This is actually an Englishman disguised as a man, named Joan of Arc (not the same as the French Joan of Arc).Sister Zhen disguised herself as a man to sneak into the church, and first found a German priest to be her lover.Unexpectedly, the body is also very good. When I was 850 years old, I rode a horse in the Easter parade. The horse bumped and gave birth to a child on the spot in the street of Rome.

It is a miracle of God that the pope gave birth in the street. Who dare not believe in the power of the Lord?

But the onlookers are stubborn, seeing this spectacle, they don’t believe that John VIII is the male version of Maria to see Jesus II off, and firmly believe that Brother Zhen is a whore who has lied to them for decades and hurt their pure hearts. To let them lose a chance to be a good man, tied him behind the tail of a horse and dragged him to death.

The Holy See has big eyes, and all future parades will avoid that street and take a detour.Lessons learned from this, for the next 600 years, any pope who ascends the throne must sit on a chair with a big hole, and someone behind him will touch it to verify that he is indeed with a handle, and then it will take effect.

Later, I was still worried, and it was stipulated that the pope’s robe should be bare during the enthronement ceremony, so that when he sat on the toilet chair, the small parts of the quasi-pope would droop down, and the people behind him would lie on the ground and observe, seeing is believing Practical.

Of course, this was the early Vatican, not the current Vatican. Emperor Chongzhen really didn't know what kind of saints could be produced in the Vatican.

If you don’t know, then you don’t know, anyway, Emperor Chongzhen is not interested in saintesses or anything—if you are simply interested in the identity of saints, Kong Yunzhen, the Peacock King of the White Lotus Sect, is the best saint, beautiful, original , knowledgeable.

The only bad thing is that Emperor Chongzhen killed her whole family. This kind of feud is a bit big, and it may not be easy to get sleeping clothes.

Besides, if he accepts the saint of the Holy See as his concubine, what will happen to Longhu Mountain?What about Shaolin Temple?

What's more, there are several in my family...

Rejecting Innocent X's proposal with a smile, Emperor Chongzhen raised his wine glass and said with a smile, "Come on, Zhu Qing, have a drink with me!"

As soon as Emperor Chongzhen's words came out, he had already decided in his heart that it was nothing to admit that he had cowarded Innocent X, but Ferdinand III's heart was like eating half a fly after eating.

Your Excellencies?This is counting me as your courtier, isn't it?

Even if you are the emperor of the Ming Empire, I am also the emperor of the Holy Roman Empire, and my daughter married your son, we are equals, why did you suddenly become a courtier?

Isn't this clearly a disgusting person?

However, Ferdinand not only had to suppress his nausea to eat the half fly, but also had to say it was really delicious.

There is no way, the Holy Roman Empire and the Ming Empire are not on the same level at all, because it would be foolish to fall out because of a mere title.

After the banquet was over, Emperor Chongzhen was still slightly drunk. He took a sip of the hangover soup prepared by Wang Chengen, and after signaling to Wang Chengen to prepare another portion for Zhang Zhiji, Emperor Chongzhen said, "Why? Sample?"

Zhang Zhiji bowed and said: "Qizou Your Majesty, Ferdinand III had a look of displeasure flashing across his face when His Majesty said that all the ministers were drinking together, but he quickly restrained himself. It is estimated that this person is dissatisfied , and will not show up clearly.

As for Innocent X, from my point of view, he is just a stern and soft-hearted person, so there is nothing to worry about, but there may be some changes in the Holy See. "

Emperor Chongzhen snorted and ordered, "Tell me about it."

Zhang Zhiji bowed in response, and said after deliberation: "At first Innocent disagreed with the canonization, and the dog agreed after he danced his sword. Innocent X also proposed to sacrifice the saint, which shows his cowardice."

Seeing that Zhang Zhiji was still a little hesitant, Emperor Chongzhen smiled and said, "Why, is there anything else that you dare not say?"

Zhang Zhiji shook his head and said: "I think the canonization should be carried out as soon as possible, otherwise, I'm afraid there will be long nights and dreams."

Without waiting for Emperor Chongzhen to ask, Zhang Zhiji continued: "Although everyone in the Holy See is now convinced, its foundation is extremely deep in Europazar, and there are many princes who have hearts for the Holy See, and most of the common people also have hearts. to the Holy See.

Once Innocent X and Addison and others who came with them go back and are under pressure, and some people in the Holy See ascend to the top, I am afraid that the entire European Roba will be more chaotic than it is now. "

Emperor Chongzhen suddenly laughed and said, "Then what if it's more chaotic?"

Zhang Zhiji was stunned when he heard this.

That's right, Europa is already messy enough, so what if it's a little more messy?So what if all the countries and people in Europe are involved?

Does it have anything to do with Daming?Will it affect Ming's arms sales?Will it affect the national security of Ming Dynasty?

The answer is yes, it has nothing to do with Daming, it will stimulate the arms sales of Daming, and will not affect the safety of Daming’s land and people.

Since it has no effect on Daming, let them mess around.

Emperor Chongzhen continued: "Besides, I don't think they have the guts to make a fuss.

If you look carefully at the history of the Holy See, you will know that these people have been passed down from generation to generation, and it is almost a dirty black history.

In the past, there were no newspapers, and most European commoners were illiterate. Naturally, they were fooled into believing anything the Holy See said, even things like indulgences.

However, such things as people's wisdom cannot be covered up forever. This is the case with Holy Rome, the Holy See is the same, and Ming Dynasty is no exception. Sooner or later, someone will open their eyes to see the world.

The Holy See wants to rely on power and the Inquisition to maintain their so-called order, but it is nothing more than self-deception and forcing the Holy See to continue its life.

As for now, if they dare to make a fuss and go back on their word, it will be very easy to handle.

If you can't mobilize the army to kill them for the time being, then continue to use the old wisdom of "Water Margin" and "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" to expose their dark history and send people to spread it out to completely stigmatize them.

If this still doesn't kill them, let the Holy Roman Empire send troops to kill them, and Da Ming's support for weapons and equipment will be nothing more than that. "

The meaning of Emperor Chongzhen is very simple. The Holy See is actually no different from Longhushan and Shaolin Temple. If it can be used for me, then use it. After all, it has been rooted in Europe for thousands of years. The Holy See has always done things like fooling European barbarians. in place.

If the Holy See can't be used by me, then I can only hehe.

As a flat-headed brother who once planned to burn down the Shaolin Temple, and dared to dig up Jiajing's tomb secretly, it is not difficult to instruct people to destroy the foundation of the Holy See in Europe secretly.

In fact, if it hadn't been for the fact that Daming's stalls were too large, so that Emperor Chongzhen couldn't spare to clean up Europe now, the hesitation and displeasure of King Innocent X just now would have killed him.

After Zhang Zhiji left, Emperor Chongzhen turned to Wang Chengen and said, "Send a message to the Ministry of Rites and order someone from the Ministry of Rites to come and hold the canonization ceremony.

In addition, those things produced by the Shaofu are also selected to see what is low-cost and of no practical use. First, you can sell such things to Europe, and you will be embarrassed to cheat Europe like this in the future. Barbarian. "

Wang Chengen didn't even dare to wipe the cold sweat from his forehead, he just desperately wrote down what Emperor Chongzhen said, and then organized it into a document, and sent someone back to Daming after dawn.

The European savages really suffered eight lifetimes of bad luck!