Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

After chatting for a few more words, Emperor Chongzhen laughed and said, "By the way, what did you say just now? What is the rule of the Holy See in electing the Pope? I am curious."

After finishing speaking, Emperor Chongzhen seemed to think of something again, and continued: "By the way, just chatting like this seems quite boring. Why don't you dance swords with someone else to cheer you up?"

no need!

Innocent didn't even think about it, he just shook his hands and said, "No, Your Majesty the Emperor, it's good to talk like this, it's easy to be distracted by watching the sword dance."

Emperor Chongzhen nodded regretfully, and said, "Forget it, I won't force others. By the way, Pope Innocent hasn't answered my question, especially the archbishop in red, right? What do you call it?"

Facing the aggressive attitude of Emperor Chongzhen, Archbishop Barney Addison, who had just been filled with righteous indignation, immediately wanted to find a place to bury his head.

This is too frightening. If you don't agree with me, you will dance your sword, and you will make gestures at the vital points. If you don't agree with you today, we people will have to die here?

Facing Barney Addison, who wanted to pretend to be dead, Innocent X had no choice but to bow and say, "Your Majesty, this is Barney Addison, Archbishop of the Holy See, who was drunk just now and spoke indiscriminately I hope Your Majesty will forgive me."

Emperor Chongzhen smiled and said: "How can I have the same knowledge as a drunk person? But the Pope, what do you think of the canonization?"

Innocent immediately expressed his position firmly: "Your Majesty Qizuo, God let the Holy See manage the flocks, but the owner of the flocks is the great and wise Emperor Ming, so the Holy See must accept the canonization and authorization of the Emperor Ming in order to fulfill the mission. Responsibility to manage the flock!"

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Chapter 8 and seven are full of black history

In a situation like Innocent X, after all, it is a matter of high-level leaders, how can it be said to be cowardly?

This is called from the heart!

Innocent X and Cardinal Addison finally chose Congxin. After all, Congxin is also an excellent tradition of the Holy See, inherited from his father's generation in the Holy See.

When it comes to the father of the Holy See, one has to mention Judaism, which the Holy See itself dislikes, a monotheism that originated from the Hebrews.

When it comes to Judaism, basically you have to look up the history, all the way to the time of the Hebrews.

The early Hebrews were oppressed and enslaved by reactionaries such as Babylon and Egypt.

However, they did not have the courage and strength of the Taizu of the Hong Dynasty. Anyway, they just walked back and forth, but in the end they still had no grounds.

Feeling inferior and desperate, the leader of the nation, Moses, in order to rebuild the confidence of the people and unite the strength of the masses, had no choice but to pretend to be a ghost. After hiding in the mountains for a few days, he claimed that he had obtained the real scripture "Old Testament" from God Jehovah.

Moses said that Mr. Hua has already stated his position to himself, claiming that the Hebrews are the best breed, the chosen people of God, and the future world leaders. Although the current treatment is not very good, Mr. Hua promised to wait until the sun rises. He will send a heavenly commissioner and great savior—the savior Messiah, who will surely lead the Hebrew people to lay down a large territory and live a good life.

Facts have proved that as long as the bragging is good, nothing can be done——Mr. Mo’s bragging is good, and the life of Judaism is indeed much easier. Later, it not only successfully went public (Jianguo), but also produced a brave King David. and wise Solomon.

But there is an old saying in the Central Plains that it can only be called rich for three generations, or that a dog's belly can't hold two taels of sesame oil.

The once-rich Israel soon fell into a vicious cycle of extravagance and lust and power struggles, just like the house-fighting dramas staged in those families that got rich in the future, and finally split into two parts, Judaea and Israel.

There is also an old saying in the Central Plains, that is, riches and honor do not return to their hometowns, such as walking in brocade clothes at night.

The Jews who once stood up and sang took the chicken feathers of God's chosen people as arrows, pretended to be coercive to surrounding countries and nations, and came out every day to flirt with cats and dogs, just like the devils who later entered the Central Plains.

The fate of the devils forcibly pretending to be coercive is miserable, and the fate of the Jews seems to be no better than that of the younger generation.

Assyria, Neo-Babylon, Persia, Rome, these forces came to the field one by one and beat the chosen people of God. Every day I hope that Hua always can send a savior to rescue them.

However, Mr. Hua didn't seem to have thought of these voters at all, and it was possible that the savior sent by Mr. Hua had lost his way. In short, the Jews had not waited for the special commissioner sent by Mr. Hua.

There is an old saying in the Central Plains, which is called self-reliance and sufficient food and clothing-Hua Zong does not send special commissioners, and the Jews simply roll up their sleeves and do it themselves.

At this time, the Jews really have the meaning of looking down on the life and death of the flat-headed brother. In short, God’s chosen people like Lao Tzu are having a hard time. You heretics still want to have a good life?

Besides, aren’t all gods made by humans?

The Romans did not believe in this evil.

Do you want to be a fairy?Want to prove that you are the savior?

No problem, come and stare at this fairy with a wooden board. If he doesn't die for three days, he will be considered a real fairy!

However, no one survived for three days after being nailed up, and most of them couldn't survive even half a day, and the blood on their bodies had already drained.

It is not clear whether he will become a god, but after all, no one can become a savior after being nailed for three days, and come out to rescue these God's chosen people.

Until a half-breed appeared.

Jesus, male, born in 5 BC, native of Jordan, Jewish ethnicity.

Anyway, on a certain day in a certain year, a Jewish woman, Maria, the fiancée of Joseph, a Jewish carpenter, became pregnant.

Since she is still a fiancée, it means that Maria is not married yet—in the Jewish society at that time, pregnant women who were unmarried would be stoned to death.

At this time, it doesn't matter who the father of the child is, and it doesn't matter whether the Roman soldiers who don't pay much attention to military discipline did it.

The important thing is how to survive.

In order to be able to survive, Maria firmly insisted that she was still the original product, and by the way, arranged a very high status for the child in her belly.

This is President Hua's flesh and blood!

Later, Maria gave birth to Xiaoye in a manger, but Xiaoye's father, Mr. Hua, did not send anyone to identify his relatives, nor did he give Xiaoye a good childhood environment, and he did not even register for Xiaoye's household registration.

Xiao Ye, a black man from a black family, is very smart. He has learned a lot about Judaism just by eavesdropping and self-taught.

However, there is no use for birds. What kind of work are black black households looking for?Just honestly help Joseph, the backer, to deliver the goods—the kind of wooden crosses that the Romans used to crucify Jewish gods.

There is an old saying in the Central Plains, which is that a blind house bird can never die from starvation. Xiaoye's household registration problem was solved on a certain day by the Jordan River.

It was an afternoon when the lunatic elder "John the Baptist" who liked to grab people and throw them into the river to wash away their sins happened to meet Xiaoye and threw Xiaoye into the river.

This baptism doesn't matter, Xiaoye's identity problem of not being able to register because he has not been baptized has been resolved. From then on, he officially has a household registration and can look for a job normally.

What was the most promising job at the time?An elder, also called a rabbi.Xiaoye is a good eavesdropper and self-taught, so I want to go to preach too.

The Jews were in a hurry to restore the country, and they went to the doctor in a hurry. No matter who gave a lecture, they had to listen to it.

Xiaoye's first lecture was unsuccessful.

I don’t know how to succeed, and I’m not proficient in those tricks of later generations. Xiaoye’s lecture talks about loving everyone, including the Romans, and saying that you should be happy when others beat you. Yes, it's messy, it's not mellow at all, and the Jews gave Xiaoye away in a fit of anger.

There is an old saying in the Central Plains, there is no leave here, there is a place to stay, and there is no place everywhere, the owner is a self-employed person!

Xiao Ye, who hated the Jews, has since decided to start a business, not for anything else, just to realize the awesomeness that he boasted in the past, and let everyone call him Xiao Ye when they see him.

As a product manager, operations director, team founder and part-time CEO, the products made by Mr. Xiaoye are undoubtedly welcomed by the majority of users.

First of all, the threshold is low, no matter who it is, everyone who enters my door is a brother, and if you believe in me, you will be resurrected with full blood;

Secondly, it has a friendly interface, and you can finish the job with just a gesture of your hands. You don’t need to study any complicated classic teachings. If you have anything to do, you can wait for God to save you. OK no problem.