The God of Cooking in the World of Martial Arts and Immortals

"Yes, sir."

"Ah! We are so happy to be able to eat the delicious food made by the young master every day!" Smelling the aroma of the food, the little pig secretly touched Ling Chi's thigh.

Ling Chi: "..."

"Little sister pig!" The puppy couldn't stand it any longer: "What are you doing?"

"Ah?" Little Pig had a look of 'doubt': "What did I do?" As he spoke, he touched Ling Chi's thigh again.

puppy:"……"

Ling Chi slapped Xiaozhu's salty hands away, and scolded with a smile: "You girl, you are becoming more and more outrageous."

"Hey, the touch on the young master's thigh is so good, I can't help it..." The little pig sticks out his tongue, but his eyes are fixed on his butt.

Ling Chi: "..."

"Let's go! Let's go!" The little dog pushed the tray to the little pig and drove her away.

The puppy turned around, touched Ling Chi's buttocks, grinned, and ran away with the tray.

"..."

……

In the living room, Ling Chi, Shuang'er, Xiao Zhao, and Yin Li were sitting at the table. Yin Li looked around and asked, "Uncle Ling, why didn't your maid come?"

In the past three months, Zhao Min has never been absent no matter it is windy or rainy, or lucky. Today is a strange event.

Ling Chi took a sip of the porridge, smiled faintly, and said, "Probably ran away!"

"Run away?" Yin Li and Xiao Zhao were stunned.

"Yeah." Ling Chi nodded, and took a mouthful of pickles, which were crunchy.

Yin Li's complexion changed, he got up and shouted: "Not good!"

Xiao Zhao almost dropped his chopsticks: "Why are you so surprised?"

"Uncle Ling, quickly catch her!" Yin Li was extremely anxious: "The Tartar woman knows the location of Peach Blossom Island, and she will definitely send an army to take revenge after she escapes. She must not let her escape!"

"What!?" Xiao Zhao became anxious when he heard that, and got up quickly: "Daddy, I'm going to chase her!"

"What are you chasing?" Ling Chi pressed her shoulders, and said with a smile, "Our Peach Blossom Island is on the sea, so if those Yuan soldiers don't come, let them fill the sea to feed the sharks."

When Xiao Zhao heard it, it was true.

She doesn't believe that others can do it, but she absolutely trusts what Ling Chi said.

"It turns out that Daddy has already made a plan! Then I can rest assured." Xiao Zhao sat down, but his expression was a little upset: "If I knew this, Daddy should have killed her in the first place."

"It's easy to kill her." Ling Chi smiled: "It's not easy for a princess to be our maid for three months."

"That's true." Xiao Zhao nodded and smiled: "Every time I see her lowered eyebrows and pleasing eyes, I find it funny."

"right!"

"..."

Seeing the two of them talking and laughing indifferently, Yin Li almost went crazy, and shouted: "Uncle Ling!"

As soon as the conversation stopped, Ling Chi and Xiao Zhao looked at her together.

Yin Li took a deep breath and said solemnly, "You are world-class in martial arts, but after all, there is only one person, and tens of thousands of yuan soldiers may come. What if they fire rockets at Peach Blossom Island tens of meters away?"

Seeing that she was really worried about the safety of Peach Blossom Island, a trace of comfort flashed in Ling Chi's eyes, and he said, "Don't worry! I have already set up a maze in the waters around Peach Blossom Island. As long as the maze is activated, a million yuan soldiers will come , and let him come and go.”

"Misty?" Yin Li was stunned.

"It turns out that Daddy has already set up the formation!" Xiao Zhao giggled, turned to look at Yin Li who was bewildered, and muttered a few words.After hearing this, Yin Li's eyes lit up: "It turns out that Uncle Ling can also form formations, which is amazing."

"Of course." Xiao Zhao raised her chest proudly and proudly: "Daddy is omnipotent."

Ling Chi rubbed her head and said with a smile, "Stop boasting, eat quickly."

"Uh-huh."

Yin Li felt relieved, took a sip of the meat porridge, and said, "Although Uncle Ling has prepared for it, letting that Tartar woman escape will be a disaster after all. Next time she comes again, I will definitely shave her face."

Ling Chi smiled: "It's up to you."

He really doesn't care.

"..." Shuang'er put down the bowl and chopsticks, and said, "Don't worry! She will never come back."

"..."

There was silence in the living room.

Ling Chi looked at Shuang'er, recalling that she had been eating in silence before, without saying a word, a thought flashed in his mind.

"Shuang'er, you..."

Xiao Zhao and Yin Li also thought of something, their hearts beat faster and they held their breath.

Shuang'er nodded: "Last night, I threw her into the sea to feed the sharks."

……

After a long time, after listening to Shuang'er's story, Ling Chi shook his head: "I knew that girl was pretending to be a pig, it's just that she lacked concentration, and she couldn't help it after only three months."

At the beginning, he would spare Zhao Min's life. It is undeniable that it was his trouble with the plot of the original book, plus Zhao Min's tears, that made him withdraw his killing intent and bring her back to Peach Blossom Island.

Now that I think about it, the reason why she cried as soon as she said it was probably her way of saving her life.

That seems to be the case.

He is not good at martial arts, and all the poisons and weapons on his body have been searched. Faced with a situation where he is almost certain to die, how can he save his life?

If it's a woman, maybe she can't do anything, but the master is a man.

To deal with a man, the most beneficial weapon is not to fight and roll, but tears.

From a biological point of view, as long as a man is in good health, he will not have any resistance to a beautiful woman. Even if there are various objective external resistances, it is difficult for a man to lay his hands on a beautiful woman.

Zhao Min has lived in conspiracies and tricks since she was a child, and with the guidance of famous teachers such as Ku Toutuo, she already knows the nature of men well. Facing Ling Chi's murderous intent, she chose the most powerful weapon for women-tears.

In the end, she managed to survive.