Across the Water Margin: Officials of Ximen

The pear blossom and elm fire urges cold food, and when you worry about it, the wind is fast and the wave is warm, and you turn around and pass the number of posts, looking at people on the sad side of the sky.Hate piles up, gradually farewell to Pu lingering, Jinhou calm.The setting sun is running and the spring is endless, remembering the moon pavilion hand in hand, listening to the flute on the dew bridge, thinking about the past like a dream, tears dripping darkly.

While singing, Li Shishi wiped his tears with a red scarf, especially when he sang: "The wine is on the string of mourning, and the lamp is shining to leave the banquet", the song is almost silent.

When Huizong heard this, he also felt sad, and the next day he issued an order to recall Zhou Bangyan as Dasheng Lezheng.After this incident, Zhou Bangyan was able to mix with Huizong every day and write lyrics and poems.

It's really interesting that the two poems actually caused Zhou Bangyan's life ups and downs.

The famous poet Zhou Bangyan almost had bad luck because he went to tease Li Shishi, a woman of Emperor Huizong of Song Dynasty.However, the officials of Ximen Qing knew that there were tigers in the mountains, so they preferred to go to the mountains of tigers.

There is no way!Who made Ximen Qing a person who traveled from modern times to the past?It is said that Li Shishi is the most beautiful woman in the late Northern Song Dynasty. Since Ximen Qing has come to this era, if she doesn't go to sleep with her mother, wouldn't it be a waste of the time travel quota given by God?

As for the Taoist Emperor Song Huizong, in the eyes of modern Ximenqing, he is just a fart.Anyway, this old man will be caught by the golden man and taken to the northeast to live in the sheepfold in another ten years. Who cares about him?

If it weren't for the dizzying series of mistakes made by this confused emperor, it wouldn't have caused the Song and Jin wars and ruined half of the Han people.

After the shame of Jingkang, dozens of empresses and concubines of Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty became slaves of the Jin people. On his head was a green Mongolian prairie!

Hehehe, my uncle Ximen came to Bianliang, Tokyo this time, just to let Song Huizong grow a few grasses on his head first!

Ever since Li Shishi got close to Song Huizong, his status in Bianliang, Tokyo has been rising day by day, and he has already made a lot of money, young and rich.Therefore, to seduce such a girl, money alone is not enough.

Historically, when the dark and short Song Jiang on Liangshan came to Tokyo City to find Li Shishi, he gave 100 taels of gold, but he didn't even touch Li Shishi's hand!

You know, the 100 taels of gold in the Huizong Dynasty is roughly equivalent to more than 100 million RMB today.In modern times, Boss Song has spent so much money, how can he find a female celebrity to do his hair.

However, after spending so much money, Song Jiang only got a few glasses of water and wine from Li Shishi.Don't think that Song Jiang and Song Heizi only remembered Liangshan's recruiting event in his heart, and he had no private intentions to hook up with Li Shishi.After the black servant saw Li Shishi's beauty, he coveted Li Shishi's beauty, and frequently showed his ugliness.

When Song Jiang was drinking with Li Shishi, everyone was drunk when he was not drunk. He rolled up his sleeves and exposed his arms, pointing fingers, and put on an ugly look of a mountain king.Then, he wrote another poem "Nian Nujiao · Tiannandibei", in which he wrote "the green sleeves are surrounded by fragrance, the crimson silk cage is snowy, and a smile is worth a thousand gold. How can the poor luck disappear with the fairy body?"

Song Heisi's words mean that the emerald green sleeves exude fragrance, and the red silken silk covers the white skin. It is really worth a smile, and the body is as beautiful as a fairy, and has no fate with a thin lover.

On the surface, the fellow lamented that he had no fate with the great beauty Li Shishi, but in fact, what he wanted to express in his heart was in the current words: Sister Li, you are both fragrant and white, with a straight front and back, Brother Hei, I really want to sleep with you!

Song Jiang, this black fellow, is really a thick-skinned and black-hearted old hooligan!

Li Shishi, as the top card in the capital, is best at libretto, why can't he understand the meaning of Song Heizi's words?However, Li Shishi is worthy of being a well-informed person, and he directly read the words written by Song Jiang, but didn't know what it meant.oops!Boss Song, the words you wrote are too profound, the little girl really can't understand them!

Why don't you know what it means?I, Song Jiang, was born as a minor official in Yuncheng, and I have never passed the imperial examination. How many drops of ink can I have in my stomach?What profound words can I write?These words are very simple and straightforward!Sister Li, do you want to think about it more carefully?

Song Heizi was bleeding in his heart, but he had nothing to do with Li Shishi who had the emperor as his backer.

The painful lesson of Song Jiang, the owner of the village in Liangshan, Shuibo, shows that for Li Shishi who is not short of money, no matter how rich he is, it is useless if he is short-lived.

So, for Li Shishi, who was only favored by Emperor Huizong of Song Dynasty, what kind of person could catch her eyes?Of course he is a handsome young man with a bit of rhythm!

Ever since Emperor Huizong favored Li Shishi, no one in Bianliang City in Tokyo dared to crawl on Li Shishi's bed except Zhou Bangyan, an old man who was not afraid of death.

Emperor Huizong was like his characters, and he looked like the thin gold characters he invented, with a thin body.In addition, he still has dozens of concubines pestering him every day in the harem, which makes him often unable to do what he wants with Li Shishi, which makes the young Li Shishi very lonely.

Zhou Bangyan was even more unbearable, he was already a 60-year-old dry old man who was about to die, how could he have any kind of harmony with Li Shishi?

Therefore, although Li Shishi has the honor of Huizong's favor in front of others, and also took the opportunity to collect a lot of money, but for her at the right age, why is she lonely and unbearable?

To seduce a woman from a good family like Pan Jinlian, one needs to have all five things: "Pan, Lv, Deng, Xiao, and Xian".But if you want to seduce a brothel girl like Li Shishi who is guarding the vacant room alone, I am afraid that the two things of "Pan and donkey" are enough to make things happen.

Ximen Qing was sitting in front of the window of the tea house, eating purple bamboo shoot tea, with a confident smile on his face.

Chapter 1: When Will the Moon Come?

Ximen Qing sat in the tea house for a while, and saw that the green curtain on Li Shishi's door was lifted, and a pretty girl about seventeen or eighteen years old, dressed as a maid, came out of the door.

Ximen Qing called Dr. Tea, pointed to the little lady and asked him, who is that?

Dr. Cha replied: "Guest officer, that young lady is Li Shishi's close maid, Yue'er. Maybe she went to Ma Xing Street and Tushizi to buy fresh fruits for Li Shishi."

Ximen Qing saw that the little maid Yue'er walked away, so he paid the tea money, got up and left the tea house, and followed quietly.

Maid Yue'er walked out of Xiaoyu Street and was walking towards Ma Xing Street, when she suddenly heard someone behind her gently ask: "Little lady, can I take a step to speak?"

Yue'er looked back, only to see a handsome and personable man holding a five-stringed ruan in his arms, smiling and looking at herself.

Yue'er blushed, looked at the person in front of her and asked, "Your lord, what's the matter with calling the servant's house?"

It was Ximen Qing who stopped the maid Yue'er in the street, and he said to the maid Yue'er: "I'm bothering you, my lady, I came to Bianliang, Tokyo for the first time, and I was going to go to Caomen Street, but I got lost." I understand. I wonder if the young lady can point it out for me?"

Maid Yue'er had never been approached by such a handsome gentleman before, she couldn't help feeling flustered, and replied: "It's a coincidence! This gentleman, my family is going to that Tushizi, and Caomen Street is also there. Would you like me to show you a way for my lord?"

"It's so good! I'm going down the mountain to Ximen Qing, thank you little lady." Ximen Qing thanked Yue'er, and then walked forward side by side with her.

On the way, Ximen Qing chatted with Na Yue'er one sentence at a time, talking and laughing with Na Yue'er after a while, as if they had known each other for a long time.

"I don't know what the lord is doing on Caomen Street?" The maid Yue'er and Ximen Qing had a good chat, and they were not in a hurry.She slowed down on the street and asked Ximen Qing shyly.

"I have learned piano, chess, calligraphy and painting since I was a child, especially good at rhythm, and I can play Ruan Qin very well. Because I have no rivals in my hometown, I came to the capital to find masters and learn their skills. I heard that there are some big players on Caomen Street. There must be a lot of people who can play the piano and sing, so I want to go there to find someone who knows me." Ximen Qing boasted brazenly in front of the little maid Yue'er.

"Oh! It turns out that Mr. Lang is proficient in rhythm. I wonder if Mr. Lang can play a piece for my family?" Yue'er, the maid, asked.

This month, Yue'er has always been with Li Shishi to serve him personally, so he has naturally learned the rhythm.She was also very curious in her heart whether the handsome man beside her really knew the rhythm.If this gentleman is really good at playing the piano, I can recommend it to my sister to relieve her worries.

Ximenqing plucked the five-stringed ruan in his hand, and said to the maid Yue'er: "Miss Yue'er, the street is too noisy with people coming and going, I will find a quiet alley with you, and play it with you." .”

After hearing the words, the maid Yue'er led Ximen Qing to turn left and right into a secluded alley.

The two stood under a willow tree, and Ximen Qing said, "Miss Yue'er, there is a moon in your name, so I'll play and sing "When Will the Moon Come" by Bachelor Su with you!"

The maid Yue'er was like a deer bumping around in her heart, thinking: Ah!Is this handsome man trying to tease me? Is he trying to tease me?

The maid Yue'er was very upset, she nodded with a blushing face, and stood there quietly waiting to listen.

Ximen Qing held the five-stringed Ruan and plucked a few notes, then began to play and sing:

"When is the moon? Ask Qingtian for the wine.

I don’t know what the palace is, but what year is it.

I want to return by wind, and I fear Qionglou Yuyu, the heights are too cold.

Dancing clear shadow, like in the world.

Turn Zhuge, low tenants, and sleepless.

There should be no hatred, why is it going to other times?

People have sorrows and sorrows and joys, and moons have yin and qing, which is difficult to complete.

Nung, moon and new moon. "

The maid, Yue'er, had never heard such a tune before, and was stunned in surprise.