Across the Water Margin: Officials of Ximen

Holding an empty wine bowl, Ximen Qing smacked his tongue in his mouth and said, "Good wine! It's this wine that makes people move!"

That Sun Erniang never went to cut the meat, she just turned around once, then came out clapping her hands and shouting: "It's true, it's true!"

The two domestic servants saw the world spinning, they forcibly held their mouths, looked back and fell to the ground.

When the three of Ximen Qing saw each other, they followed suit, closed their eyes tightly, and fell on their backs by the stool.

Sun Erniang put her hips on her hips and smiled, "I got it! You're a man of treachery, and you even ate my old lady's footwashing water."

Seeing the five people staggering to and fro, Erniang Sun called out: "Little Er, Xiao San, come out!"

I saw two stupid men jump out of it, and first carried the two servants inside.

Later, the woman put the package of Ximen Qing and others on the table. She pinched it and saw that there was a lot of gold and silver in it.

Sun Erniang said happily: "I got these five licensed products today, and I will sell the steamed buns for a few days. I got these good things again, today is good luck!"

Erniang Sun took the package in and put it away, but when she came out to look, she saw these two stupid men were carrying Jiao Ting, but they couldn't move it.The Jiao Ting was lying on the ground upright, but it seemed to weigh a thousand catties.

Sun Erniang looked at the two fools, and saw that these two foolish men couldn't move. They drank aside and said: "You two men and women only know how to eat and drink. It's useless. I have to do it myself! This big bird man This kind of fat, it just happens to be sold as yellow beef. Those two skinny barbarians have to sell it as buffalo meat. Carry it in and peel it first."

As Sun Erniang spoke, she first took off her green gauze shirt and red silk skirt, and then came to lift Jiao Ting naked.

Ximen Qing sneaked a sneak peek at Jiao Ting's side, and when he saw Erniang Sun approaching, he suddenly stretched out his feet.

Sun Erniang didn't expect that the person who was paralyzed could still move, she was caught off guard and fell to the ground.

Ximen Qing immediately hugged Erniang Sun, grabbed both hands together, and hugged her chest.But looking at the lower half of Sun Erniang with both legs, he turned over and pressed on Sun Erniang.

Sun Erniang thinks she has a bit of brute force, but she has to struggle, how can she escape? Ximen Qing used to fight naked with Hu Sanniang every day, and he has already practiced good kung fu.

Hu Sanniang and Ximen Qing, whose physical strength is far superior to Sun Erniang's, are only five or five years apart, and they are often subdued by Ximen Qing, how can Sun Erniang break free?

Seeing that it was nothing wrong, Erniang Sun seemed to get up to kill the pig, and reported to her husband Zhang Qing.

The two men on the side rushed forward to save Erniang Sun, but Jiao Ting jumped up, punched and kicked, his mouth crooked and his eyes slanted, and he collapsed to the ground.

Sun Erniang was pressed to the ground, seeing the situation, she cried out in her heart one after another, she only cried out: "Hero, forgive me!" How dare she struggle.

I saw a person in front of the door rushing to the door in a hurry, and saw Ximen Qing pin down Erniang Sun on the ground, and the person came in with great strides and shouted: "The good man calm down! Forgive me, the villain has his own words."

Oh, after beating my wife, my husband who was hiding in the dark finally showed up!Ximen Qing knew that the person who came must be Zhang Qing, the "vegetable garden son" who is a big fool in the Jianghu.

Ximen Qing jumped up and put his left foot on Sun Erniang's chest.He took out a sharp knife from his body and pointed at the person who came in majestically.

Well, the soles of the feet feel very soft!I have to stand firm, and I can't slip on the soles of my feet carelessly and be overturned by Erniang Sun.Thinking of this, Ximen Qing added some strength to his feet.

Sun Erniang was very uncomfortable being trampled on by Ximen Qing, but when she saw the sharp knife in Ximen Qing's hand, how could she dare to utter a word?

Jiao Ting and Brother Qiao Yun also took out their short knives and stared at the visitor with hesitation.Jiao Ting even shouted loudly, telling the person to stop.

When Ximen Qing looked at the man, he wore a green gauze concave scarf on his head, a white cloth shirt, knee pads on his legs, eight hemp shoes, and a sack around his waist; Nearly 35 six.The more Ximen Qing looked at it, the more he felt that this man had a rogue-like face, and he looked a bit like a thief.

The man looked at Wu Song, kept his arms crossed, and said, "Forgive me, the hero! I wish to hear the name of the hero."

Ximen Qing said: "I don't change my name when I'm in business, and I don't change my surname when I sit. Ximen Qing in Yanggu County is the one."

The man took his head and bowed: "I have been famous for a long time, and I am lucky to meet you today."

Ximen Qing said in his heart, famous ass!You talk to people when you see people, and you talk to ghosts when you meet ghosts.I, Uncle Ximen, did not commit murder and arson everywhere in the rivers and lakes. How do you guys know my name?

Chapter 71 The Shameless Zhang Qing

Ximen Qing said to the man: "Who are you man? Are you this woman's husband?"

The man said: "Yes, the villain is her husband. The villain's wife has eyes that don't know Taishan, and somehow offended Ximen officials? See the villain's face, and hope to beg for forgiveness."

Ximen Qing wanted to embarrass Zhang Qing, and deliberately led him to talk, so he asked him: "I don't think you and your husband are easy people, I would like to ask for your name. If you can tell a reason, I will let you go." This wife."

The man said: "The villain's surname is Zhang Mingqing. He originally planted a vegetable garden here at Guangming Temple. Because of a dispute over some trivial matter, he killed the monks in this Guangming Temple and set fire to it to make white ground. Then there was nothing wrong, and the lawsuit also ended." Don't ask, the villain just cuts the path under the big tree slope.

Suddenly one day, an old man came over with a load.The villain bullied him, so he rushed out to join him.After more than [-] fights, the old man knocked over a plaque.

It turned out that the old man devoted himself to cutting diameters when he was young. Seeing that the villain's hands and feet were easy to move, he took the villain back to the city, taught him a lot of skills, and recruited his daughter to the villain as his son-in-law.

How can I live in the city?I had no choice but to come here to build some thatched huts and sell wine for a living.In fact, he just waited for the merchants to pass by, and if anyone caught his eye, he took some sweating medicine and died.Cut large pieces of good meat into yellow beef and sell them, and small pieces of meat into stuffing and buns.The villain also picks some to sell in the village every day, and lives like this.

Because the villain likes to get acquainted with heroes in the rivers and lakes, everyone calls the villain Zhang Qing, the vegetable gardener.My wife's surname is Sun, and I have all learned her father's skills, and everyone calls her the mother-in-law Sun Erniang.Her father had died for three or four years, and was well-known among the elders in the world, and his father was called Shan Yasha Sun Yuan.

But the villain just came back, he heard his wife shouting, who would want to meet Ximen officials!Most of the villains once distributed to the Hun family and said: "The third class should not destroy him: the first is wandering monks and Taoists. He has not been used too much, and he is a monk." '

Then, on the ground, I also fought for a little bit to ruin a person who shakes the world.It was originally under the jurisdiction of the old economic strategist of Yan'an Prefecture, whose surname was Lu and whose name was Da. Because he beat a town in Guanxi to death with three punches, he fled to Wutai Mountain to become a monk.

Because of the flower embroidery on his spine, everyone in the world calls him the flower monk Lu Zhishen.Make a muddy iron Zen staff, weighing about sixty catties.Also pass here.

Seeing that he was born obese, my wife poured some sweat medicine into the wine, carried it into the workshop, and was about to peel it off.The villain just came back and saw that his Zen stick was extraordinary, but hurriedly rescued the antidote and swore to be his brother.

I found out that he recently occupied the Baozhu Temple in Erlong Mountain, and some kind of green-faced beast Yang Zhiba fell in the grass there.The villain received letters from him several times, but he couldn't go. "

After hearing Zhang Qing's words, Ximen Qing sneered in his heart, what is robber logic, this is robber logic.I killed you because the heroes saw you in their eyes, and you should be honored to become stuffed buns.

These two couples murdered and set fire, cut paths and harmed others, but they are not ashamed, but proud!Zhang Qing publicized these evil deeds as heroes of the quack, but people like Lu Zhishen and Wu Song admired them. He really regarded them as heroes of the quack!

It can be seen from this that these so-called heroes are some kind of shit!Wu Song, a thief who likes to kill innocent people indiscriminately, has died in the hands of my uncle Ximen. When I meet such a "hero" who kills people in the future, I will kill one of them, Mr. Ximen, and kill the other!

In order for Zhang Qing to finish his ugly words, Ximen Qing said calmly, "'Hua Monk' Lu Zhishen and 'Green Faced Beast' Yang Zhi, I have heard a lot about him in the world."

Seeing that Ximen Qing didn't turn his back on him, Zhang Qing was secretly happy, thinking that Ximen Qing was just like those heroes in the world, and when he heard that his husband and wife had killed so many people, he led them as fellows.It seems that today's disaster can be avoided, and this time there is no danger.

Zhang Qing excitedly hit the iron while it was hot: "It's a pity that there is a tutuo, seven or eight feet long, and a big man, who also broke the numbness. The villain returned a little late, and his four feet have been removed.

Now there is only an iron ring ruler with a hoop head, a straight collar with a soap collar, and a degree certificate here.Nothing else matters, there are two things that are the most rare: one is a counting bead made of one hundred and eight human parietal bones, and the other is two ring knives made of snowflake iron.

I think this Toutuo also committed a lot of suicides. Until now, the knife screams in the middle of the night.

The villain only hated Dao for not saving this person, and always missed him in his heart.He also distributed it to his wife and said: "The second class is the prostitutes of the upper courts of the rivers and lakes. They rushed to the state and rushed to the mansion.If you still end up with him, then you and I will pass it on to the stage and say that we are not heroes like heroes in the rivers and lakes. '

He also distributed it to the wives and said, "The third class is those who commit crimes everywhere. There are many good men among them, so you must not destroy them." '

Therefore, although villains and wretches cut paths here, they never want to offend heroes in the world.

The villain's wife didn't know that the official was a hero in the world, so he unintentionally provoked the official of Ximen, and prayed for the official's forgiveness and let me go. "

After hearing what Zhang Qing said, Ximen Qing laughed loudly and said, "Zhang Qing, are you finished?"

Zhang Qing was taken aback, why is today different from the past? Could it be that this Ximen high official was inspired by my husband and wife's heroic deeds and the loyalty of the world, let my wife go, and hated my husband and wife for seeing each other too late. Are you sworn brothers? How is this Ximen official different from other heroes?

It turns out that the "vegetable garden" Zhang Qing and his mother-in-law "Hannya" Sun Erniang occupy this cross slope to cut paths and kill people, but they also have their own division of labor.