Across the Water Margin: Ximen Officials Author: Mu Mu San Shao
brief introduction:
The protagonist travels back to 1116 (the sixth year of Zhenghe in the Song Dynasty) in Ximen Qing of Yanggu County, Dongping Prefecture, Jingxi Road in the Northern Song Dynasty, and happens to see Wang Po and Pan Jinlian poisoning Wu Dalang to death. This is really good time.
It's really terrible to provoke Wu Song, the god of death!Behind Wu Song, there are underworld forces such as Song Jiang.The official Ximen said that the pressure is great!At this time, the Song-Xia War broke out on the northwestern border, and the Kingdom of Jin rose in the north, defeating the 70 troops of the Liao Kingdom at Hubugang.
In 1125 (the seventh year of Song Xuanhe), the Kingdom of Jin will attack the Song Dynasty aggressively, causing chaos...
Chapter 1 Am I Ximen Qing?
I'm alive!
After Ximen Jun woke up, his head was muddled, and his body trembled slightly with excitement.The scene before his coma flashed before his closed eyes.Such a bright light, is that lightning?
After graduating from university, Ximen Jun, who was studying in Jinan, failed to find his ideal job at the campus job fair.I sent more than a dozen resumes to my favorite company online, but I didn't receive a single reply.
Damn, life is not just about living in front of you, but poetry and the distance!Ximen Jun left in a fit of anger, and decided to climb Mount Tai alone to relax his depressed mood.
On Mount Tai, Ximen Jun, who was exhausted halfway up the mountain, sat under a pine tree and ate bread to recover his strength.There was a "rumbling" sound in the sky without warning, and the sky darkened all of a sudden.
What a pity!Is this going to thunder and rain?It is said that one cannot hide from the rain under a tree during a thunderstorm, but where can one hide on the mountainside?There are so many big trees all over the mountain, it is impossible for God to choose the tree I rely on to chop, right?My Ximen Jun's luck is not that bad. Besides, I still have the amulet I just obtained from Dai Temple.
Ximen Jun casually took out the amulet from his pocket, and before he could take a closer look, a bolt of lightning struck the amulet in his hand...
My head hurts, what a mess, why are there so many costumed people dangling in my head?It must be the sequelae of playing too many costume games.
Am I lying in the hospital?Ximen Jun slowly opened his eyes, with a curtain made of colored silk on his head.Through the curtains, one can vaguely see the carved beams and columns on the roof.Antique ward?I must not be awake yet!Am I in a senior Chinese hospital?How good is Taishan's emergency service?
"Officer, are you awake? Let the slave family serve you!"
A soft female voice suddenly came from Ximen Jun's right ear, and the gentle fragrant wind blew on Ximen Jun's ear and cheek, which felt a little itchy.Ximen Jun turned his head to the right, his face turned red all of a sudden, and his nosebleed almost spurted out.
"Teacher Ji?"
Beside Ximen Jun, a young woman who looks exactly like Ximen Jun's computer treasure is lying naked beside him with a charming smile.
Did I watch too many action movies two days ago and hallucinated?The sister nurse in this hospital actually provides such high-level nursing services?illusion!It must be an illusion!This must be fake!
Since it's fake, I won't be charged if I look at it a few more times, right?Ximen Jun lowered his head shyly, not daring to look at the young woman's face, and observed carefully from the collarbone down...
"Senior officer, you are making fun of my family again. My family's surname is not Ji, but my family is your Li Jiaojiao! Officer, seeing how anxious you are, it must be that my family did not satisfy the high officials tonight. Boo~ Just come and accompany the officer three times..."
Before the dazed Ximen Jun could react, the charming woman who called herself Li Jiaojiao had wrapped around Ximen Jun's body like a snake.At this time, Ximen Jun realized that he was also naked.
"It can't be like this! Stop it~ We are still strangers, we have no feelings, how can we do this kind of thing? I am a college student with moral integrity, I am a pure... stop, shut up~ oh~ oh ~Oh~ Although I, Ximen Jun, have read countless films, I am still a virgin! You~ you~ you have to be responsible for me..."
The voice of Ximen Jun's resistance in his heart became smaller and smaller, and his hands had long been ignoring the command to lean towards the beauty's slippery body...
The bed curtain swayed and was turned into red waves.The first brother Ximen Jun summoned up Yu Yong, and fought with the beauty Li Jiaojiao for more than an hour...
The sound of the watchman making the watch came from a distance outside the window, and the wind and rain had stopped in the room.
Li Jiaojiao leaned against Ximen Jun's chest, whispering softly.At this moment, Ximen Jun rested his head on his arms, and he had already entered the sage mode, and his ears automatically ignored Li Jiaojiao's coquettish soft words.
Ximen Jun knew that he must have time-traveled.While lingering with the beauties around him, Ximen Jun found that he was in good shape, with excellent physical strength and endurance, which was by no means comparable to the bamboo pole body trained by staying up late and playing games.
This body is not mine, I must have traveled through the soul!So, who am I now?
In the sage mode, Ximen Jun felt that he was gradually merging with the soul of the original owner of this body, and some more memories appeared in his head.
When I remembered, the young woman beside me was Li Jiaojiao, the concubine of the original owner.What a coincidence that the original owner of the body I traveled through was also surnamed Ximen!However, there are still many vague memories that cannot be integrated or recalled.
"Jiaojiao, you call me a senior official? The official asked you, what is my name? Where is this place? What year is it now?" Ximen Jun decided to find the answer from Li Jiaojiao.
"Senior official, you are here to play tricks on the slave family again today. In our Yanggu County, who doesn't know you Ximenqing Ximen official! Isn't this your mansion in the county town? Now, it's Zhenghe In January of the sixth year, how could the high officials not remember?"
Six years of Zhenghe in the Northern Song Dynasty?Yanggu County?Senior official Ximen Qing?
Ximen Jun sighed in his heart, it couldn't be such a coincidence that he actually crossed over to Ximen Qing in the late Northern Song Dynasty!You must know that since elementary school, Ximen Jun has been nicknamed "Ximen Qing" by his classmates just because of the surname Ximen.Because of this unlucky and resounding nickname, Ximen Jun didn't have a girlfriend until he graduated from university, and could only spend the long lonely night with his teachers in Japan.
Grass!God is this playing me?Let me time travel to this big villain!Strange, I was struck by lightning on Mount Tai, how did I transmigrate to Ximen Qing's body?
Ximen Jun put his arms around Li Jiaojiao with his right hand, and naturally touched Li Jiaojiao's conscience with his left hand, and asked softly: "Jiaojiao, did anything strange happen before I woke up?" Ximen Jun thought that Li Jiaojiao's conscience was very serious. Big and warm, he will definitely tell me the truth.
Li Jiaojiao curled up in Ximen Jun's arms like a white porcelain kitten, and after humming twice, she replied softly: "Master, don't you remember? An hour ago, after you had a good time with the slave family, you took I bought a talisman bag for my family to see. You said that talisman is a Yang-enhancing talisman you bought from the Taiyue Temple. After wearing it, you can... I can’t say it, hehe~ just when you put on the talisman bag Suddenly, there was a muffled thunder in the sky, and you fell asleep, sir. How could there be thunder in the first month? Do you think it’s strange, sir? The slave’s family was about to call someone, and you woke up again, sir. Afterwards, it was really more vigorous than before, and my family couldn't bear it anymore, hehe~ It seems that the talisman of Taiyue Temple is really effective! Hey, why is the talisman worn by the official's neck missing?"
Li Jiaojiao stretched out her soft little hands to grope Ximen Jun's neck and chest.
Ximen Jun understood that there must be a problem with Ximen Qing's talisman.When both of them were struck by lightning, Ximen Qing was probably struck to death, and his soul was connected to Ximen Qing's body through time and space through the mysterious power of two talismans.
It seems that I can only accept this result, and be my own official Ximen Qing in the Song Dynasty with peace of mind.Fortunately, Ximenqing is a rich man in Yanggu County, with a house, money and property, and a beautiful family.I'll eat and wait for death for the rest of my life, and rest every day, so don't have too much fun when you're young!The life of this rich man is much better than that of being a hard worker after graduating from university in his previous life!
Ximen Jun smiled, toyed with Li Jiaojiao's conscience contentedly, and accepted the new status of Ximen Qing as a senior official.From today, I, Ximen Jun, will be reborn as Ximen Qing!
Looking forward to a happy life in the future, Ximen Jun tried his best to recall everything that his predecessor Ximen Qing had experienced, and became familiar with his new role.However, because I quit the sage mode, some memory fragments have not been fully fused. It seems that I have ignored any important information?
Ximen Jun frowned slightly, always feeling that there was something he hadn't remembered.No, I must find a way to fuse the remaining memory fragments of Ximen Qing!
Ximen Jun turned over abruptly, pressing Li Jiaojiao under him...
"Bang~bang~bang~" There was another sound of beating on the street outside the window.Li Jiaojiao put her arms around Ximen Jun's neck and said softly, "Good official, it's already four o'clock..."
At this time, Ximen Jun has entered the sage mode again, concentrating on fusing the remaining memory fragments of Ximen Qing.
This time, Ximen Jun finally merged Ximen Qing's memory before exiting the sage mode. He now has the knowledge and memory of two people.The new Ximen Qing (Jun) was completely reborn.
I rely on!Ximen Qing, who had recovered his memory, pushed Li Jiaojiao away, and jumped up from the bed with a face full of horror.
I have traveled to the body of Ximen Qing in the Water Margin world!He had hooked up with Wu Dalang's wife, Pan Jinlian, and injured Wu Dalang.And tonight is the day to arrange for Pan Jinlian to poison Wu Dalang!
According to the original historical process, less than two months after Wu Dalang's death, Wu Song came back to avenge his elder brother.As a villain, Ximen Qing didn't survive two chapters, so he received a boxed lunch at the Lion Bridge Restaurant, and Wu Song, who had the aura of the protagonist, chopped off his eating head.
The bitterness in Ximenqing's heart is really indescribable, why did his predecessor provoke Wu Song, the god of killing, that is a ruthless character who kills people like cutting melons and vegetables.After time travelling, he has to face a terrifying boss like Wu Song, the chance of survival is infinitely small!There is still no chance to live the corrupt life of a local tyrant. When I think about it, I feel cold as if a steel knife has been placed on the neck.
"Help me get dressed!" Ximen Qing jumped out of bed and hurriedly ordered Li Jiaojiao.
Li Jiaojiao didn't dare to ask any more questions, she quickly got up and asked two personal maids to come in and help Ximen Qing dress and wash together.
I don't know if it's too late to rush to rescue Wu Dalang and mend the relationship with Wu Song?
Chapter 2 A man must protect Pan Jinlian
After Ximen Qing finished dressing, he hurried out of the house before washing up.Standing on the street and identifying the direction by the moonlight, Ximen Qing went straight to Zishi Street.
Yanggu County is not big, Ximenqing turned two streets, then flashed into the back alley of Zishi Street, and came straight to the back door of Master Wu.
Ximen Qing hurriedly knocked on the door a few times, only to hear a flurry of footsteps coming from the door.After a while, Pan Jinlian's forced calm voice came from the door: "Who is it?"
Ximen Qing coughed and replied softly: "Don't be surprised, lady, it's me, Ximen Qing!"
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