Maoshan ghost hunter
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Just as Xiao Ma was about to ask Ye Shaoyang, suddenly there was the same splashing sound from the toilet as before, and Xiao Ma was stunned on the spot: So the ghost is in the toilet!
The toilet lid is closed, but no matter how you look at it, there is not enough space in the toilet for the next adult, or an adult ghost. Suddenly, my heart trembles. Could it be... another ghost baby or something?Immediately, the tragic appearance of the six-eyed ghost boy appeared in his mind...
"Hey, you can't get in, I'll get in if you don't." Ye Shaoyang waited impatiently.
The pony gritted his teeth and lifted the toilet lid
First, I saw a group of fluffy things, and when I took a closer look, my heart beat wildly: there was actually a human head in the toilet!
The human head slowly turned backwards, revealing a pale face. There were no eyes in the eye sockets, and a green liquid flowed out, flowing down the cheeks to the cracked mouth, and licked it with its tongue. , opened his mouth, and gave Xiaoma a hey smile
"Gudong..." Xiao Ma swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, leaning his back against the wall, his face pale with fright, and he didn't dare to move.
"Hehehe..."
The head smiled strangely, rose up little by little, stretched out two bloody hands from below, grabbed the sides of the toilet, held it hard, and lifted the body out of the hole of the toilet little by little.
Dragging his bony body, he crawled towards the pony.
"It's just an ordinary ghost, what are you waiting for!" Ye Shaoyang shouted at the pony.
Xiao Ma suddenly came to his senses, thinking that with Ye Shaoyang in charge, nothing would happen, so he stretched out his hand and made a formula, but suddenly couldn't remember, was it the middle finger or the ring finger?
Before he could ask, he suddenly felt cold under his feet. Xiao Ma looked down and saw that it was the ghost's hand that grabbed his ankle.
"Heaven and earth are boundless, Dao follows the universe!" Xiaoma yelled, squeezed the left hand of the formula, and slapped it hard, hitting the ghost's forehead. It gurgled white smoke and moaned in pain. Suddenly, it screamed strangely, stretched out its hands, and grabbed the pony's neck.
I only heard a series of "creaking" sounds, and the pony's neck was pinched tighter and tighter. Ye Shaoyang frowned, and just as he was about to walk over, he saw the ghost throw the pony out with his hands, ignoring him. He turned around and floated out of the toilet. When he looked up and saw Ye Shaoyang, his expression immediately turned grim, trying to scare him away.
Ye Shaoyang smiled faintly, raised his right hand, and pointed his middle finger towards it. The ghost was stunned, seeing that he was a mage, and immediately let out a muffled roar, the figure floated away, and rushed towards Ye Shaoyang forcefully.
Ye Shaoyang didn't move, and his middle finger directly passed through the faint ghostly aura on his body, and touched his forehead. He moved back and grabbed its neck, and without looking at it again, he turned to the pony in the bathroom. He took a look and said, "Are you all right?"
Xiao Ma squatted on the ground, coughed for a while, got up and came out, and shouted at Ye Shaoyang bitterly: "Don't you say it's okay, ah, can you get it done without saying a seal?"
"It's because you are afraid. The yang qi is unstable, which weakens the power of the seal." Ye Shaoyang carried the ghost to the living room, threw him on the ground, and watched it crawling on the ground, cowering and cowering. Said: "You are really courageous. You came to me to build a nest?"
Chapter 193 The Ghost in the Shithole
The male ghost knew that he had encountered a hard stubble this time, and it was quite hard, so he knelt on the ground, kowtowed and bowed, begging for mercy.
Ye Shaoyang waved his hand, "Tell me, what is the origin, and why do you stay in the world?"
"Shi Mingcha, my name is Chen Shushi. I'm a college student. I was murdered three years ago. Huh..." Chen Shushi wiped his tears as he said, "I didn't stay in the world after I died, I went Yin Division, currently working as a ghost servant, waiting for reincarnation, woo woo, today is my death day, General Niu granted me a day to go back to Yang to enjoy the incense, master, this is a ghost card..."
As he spoke, he put his hand into his stomach, took out a wooden card with green light, and presented it to Ye Shaoyang respectfully. Ye Shaoyang took it and felt it was indeed a real fake card, and then returned it to him.
"Little Yezi, it's not a ghost messenger, where did it get the ghost card?" Xiao Ma said wonderingly from the side when he was already fine.
Ye Shaoyang said: "Ghost card is a general term and there are many kinds. This kind of green wooden card is owned by ghost servants. It is temporarily issued by the underworld before coming to the underworld, so as not to be broken by the mage as an evil ghost staying in the world. Soul, then there will be big trouble."
After finishing speaking, Ye Shaoyang asked the ghost named Chen Shushi again, "How did you die?"
Chen Shushi immediately showed a look of embarrassment, hesitated for a moment, and said: "When I was squatting in the hut I built by myself in the countryside, I was pushed down the latrine and drowned in the cesspit..."
Ye Shaoyang and Xiao Ma glanced at each other, both of them were quite speechless.
"Why did the murderer push you down the cesspit?"
Chen Shushi said: "Because of the conflict between our two families, this matter is a long story. After my death, the murderer will also be punished, so let's not mention this matter."
Ye Shaoyang nodded and said, "Then what are you doing at my house?"
Chen Shushi said with a little embarrassment: "This... I took paper money burned by my family, passed by here, and smelled filth in the toilet, so... I really didn't know this was your home!!"
Ye Shaoyang suddenly understood, turned his head, and said angrily at Xiaoma: "Did you not flush the toilet before you went out!"
"I... seem to have relieved for a while, and then you urged me to go..." Xiao Ma muttered.
Wipe, it’s fine if you don’t flush the toilet, and cover the toilet lid, soaking in the urine and fermenting for several days, it’s not enough to attract the toilet ghost, Ye Shaoyang admires the pony all over the place.
"Then why are you scaring me?" Xiao Ma looked at Chen Shushi and said, at this time Chen Shushi had turned back to a normal appearance, similar to ordinary people, not so scary anymore, and Xiao Ma's tone of voice became hardened.
"I... It's not time for me to pass the yin and I want to sleep a little longer. I just wanted to scare you away, but you didn't run away, but instead slapped me with the Fayin. I pinched you to protect myself." Chen Shushi kept bowing to Xiaoma, "Please forgive me, the adults don't count the faults of the villains..."
It strangled the pony's neck for self-protection. After it broke the pony's seal, it didn't continue to harm him, but chose to run away. Ye Shaoyang believed it. It was destroyed a long time ago, so how can it survive until now.
Pony didn't think about it so much, being begged for mercy by a ghost in such a low voice, especially calling out "teacher" one by one, he felt very refreshed, straightened his body, and smiled slightly, except that he didn't have a beard, otherwise he would have to stroke it twice, With a big wave of his hand, he said, "I'll let you go this time, be more honest in the future, go."
Chen Shushi thanked repeatedly, bowed to Xiao Ma, and Ye Shaoyang, and turned to leave.
Xiao Ma was still intoxicated by the satisfaction before, and said with emotion: "It's good to be a mage, even ghosts are afraid of you, respect you, and coax you..."
"Hurry up and flush the toilet!" Ye Shaoyang yelled, dragging him back to reality, he hurried to the toilet, the toilet cover was closed before, and he didn't smell any peculiar smell, now the toilet cover was opened, this time The smell...it hurts the eyes.
Xiao Ma covered his nose, flushed the toilet three times, then opened the window to breathe, went back to the living room by himself, took a few breaths, and asked puzzledly: "Little Ye Zi, isn't this a pervert, why does he like to be in that kind of place?" stay?"
"Ghosts have a different sense of smell than humans, and they especially like filth, so baths and toilets have always been the favorite places for ghosts to hide, and it fell into a cesspit and suffocated to death. It must like to stay in the toilet, just like drowning. Dead people like water, they are invisible, they can't touch the body, and they can't smell the five flavors of the world, it's just a kind of emotional attachment."
Xiao Ma nodded suddenly, became excited again, and said with undiminished pride: "Although I made a mistake today, I have strengthened my determination to practice Taoism, and I will work harder! Little Yezi, do you feel my blood? ?”
"Hot blood, I think it's chicken blood. I'll see how long you can keep it."
Xiao Ma still wanted to distinguish, but Ye Shaoyang waved his hand, "Stop talking nonsense, go and make the bed quickly, and sleep."
He took out the quilts that had been put in the closet before, and made the two beds. Ye Shaoyang went to lie down, saw Xiao Ma sitting on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, and asked, "Where are you sending text messages to Wang Ping?"
"WeChat, who still sends text messages these days, how old-fashioned."
Ye Shaoyang snorted secretly. He has heard of WeChat, but he has never used it, and he doesn't know how to use it. He sends text messages to Rui Lengyu every night. He doesn't believe it. What WeChat, can there be text messages?
"Have you chased Wang Ping?" Ye Shaoyang thought of this.
"It's not so easy, but he seems to have a good impression of me, and I feel very hopeful." When Wang Ping was mentioned, Xiao Ma immediately became radiant and his eyes glowed.
"Are you the one who likes her, or her looks and figure?" Ye Shaoyang squinted at him.
"The one who likes her... what is that?" Xiao Ma said angrily, "I am the one who likes her, and marrying her home is my ideal in life!"
Ye Shaoyang snorted disdainfully.
Xiao Ma stared at him immediately, and said sensitively: "What are you doing, I'm not good enough for her?"
"How come, she is not good enough for you."
Xiao Ma said angrily: "Don't hit me, it's my ideal to be with her, don't you have an ideal?"
Mentioning this, Ye Shaoyang nodded slightly, and said with a smile: "My ideal is very simple, which is to make money, a lot of money."
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