It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

　　 I went to the bank to withdraw some money, and then it was almost six o'clock when I returned home after shopping.

　　 Su Chen carried a variety of fresh vegetables and meat with his hands full, and walked into the house exhausted physically and mentally.

　　 At first glance, he saw Su Xiaoxiao sitting on the sofa playing with a mobile phone. He glanced at him when Su Chen opened the door, and then turned to turn to the phone screen.

　　 This dead girl, I really don't have the eyes to see, and I don't even think about helping the old man take it.

　　 Su Chen thought angrily.

"I am back."

"Oh."

　　 "What would you like to have for dinner? I bought a loin and a catty of chicken wings."

"Oh."

　　 "How big are you? I'm asking your opinion!"

　　 Seeing the little sister absent-mindedly and she wanted to stop talking, Su Chen felt strange for a while.

　　 "You can eat whatever you want, you decide."

　　 smiled reluctantly, Su Xiaoxiao was still thinking about how to tell her what happened just now.

　　 And Su Chen has already frowned at this meeting.

　　 There seems to be something wrong.

　　According to the consistent impression in memory, Su Xiaoxiao is in such an abnormal state, and he is definitely preparing for something deceptive.

　　 So he looked around cautiously, well, he didn't find anything after looking around.

　　 "Xiaoxiao, you didn't do anything bad again, or did you cause some misfortune?"

　　 After storing the vegetables and meats he bought, Su Chen tentatively asked Su Xiaoxiao, while observing the other party's reaction.

　　 Su Xiaoxiao's obvious small body shook, like a cat with its tail stepped on.

　　 "Huh? Who would do bad things, do I look like that kind of person?"

　　 "Like." Su Chen nodded very seriously.

　　 "Why are you innocent like this out of thin air!" Su Xiaoxiao was obviously anxious.

　　 Su Chen rolled his eyes, didn't speak, just looked at Su Xiaoxiao meaningfully.

The latter was unwilling to show weakness at first and stared at Su Chen with big eyes, but after a while, he quickly lost the battle: "Well, I heard your computer have a beep just now, so I added it for you. Penguin, the editor of the novel, did nothing else, really."

　　 "Huh? Is the signing news here?"

　　 Su Chen was taken aback, came to his computer, and turned on the computer that had fallen into the screen saver state because he hadn't moved for a long time.

　　 After seeing the editor's friend on Penguin, he felt a while for no reason.

　　 "You didn't bother other editors, did you post some weird things?"

"of course not."

　　 Su Xiaoxiao patted her nascent **** to make sure, and then tried to change the subject.

　　 "Brother, you should discuss the contract with the editor as soon as possible, but speaking of it, I really didn't expect you to write a novel."

　　 Is there really nothing?

　　 After scrutinizing his sister with suspicion, Su Chen uneasyly turned out the dialog box with the editor and checked the chat history.

　　 But I still didn't see what Su Xiaoxiao had moved.

　　 The chat history is empty.

　　 Su Xiaoxiao also secretly admired her wiseness when she saw this, and deleted the chat record in advance, so that my brother would not see the second sentence of the three sentences.

　　 Forget it, if you don't fight this little Nizi, you should contact the editor first. It's not good to keep the other person in the air.

　　 On the other side, Su Chen thought, retracted his gaze, and opened the chat box.

　　 "Hello Bai Yuda, I am the vampire author of "Fights Break Sphere"."

　　 After only a while, the other party came to reply.

"what?"

　　 Some company office.

　　 It was almost 6 o'clock in the evening, and Bai Yu was about to pack his things and go home from get off work, when he saw the author vampire he had always cared about and sent him a message.

　　 Originally thought that the other party decided to discuss the signing of the contract, but after clicking it, Bai Yu was forced to find that it was actually a self-introduction?

　　 "???"

what? Are online writers stressed enough to have amnesia per capita?

　　 What the **** is self-introduction?

　　 And Su Chen is not a fool here. Seeing the editor replied with a word, he suddenly concluded that it was abnormal. Su Xiaoxiao was definitely the one who caused the ghost!

　　Considering that the chat history can be deleted, he quickly took out his mobile phone and logged into the mobile terminal Penguin to check the real chat history.

　　 Then the more I look, the more black lines on his face.

　　 Especially when he saw the phrase "Break reality, disintegrate spirit! Exile this world", Su Chen's face was darkened to the bottom of the pot.

　　 It's over, it's too embarrassing. The editor must think he is a young man with a second illness in a sand sculpture, right? Absolutely?

　　 "Su, Xiao, Xiao!" Then, Su Chen, who had reacted, pinched the back collar of his sister who was trying to sneak away, "What have you done!"

　　 "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?"

　　 "Look at what you do, what the editor would think of me!"

　　 "Don't say that. In the end, didn't the younger sister also come back?" Su Xiaoxiao blinked Shu Lingling's big eyes and said sweetly, "So brother, forgive me..."

　　 "Don't want to pass the game cutely!"

　　 "Then how can you forgive me?" Su Xiaoxiao kept her mouth flat, unhappy.

　　 "Let me think about it..." Su Chen touched his chin, "Then you will be punished to prepare dinner and cook a dish? You are no longer a young girl, and you can't be taken care of by your brother forever? Brother can't be with you for the rest of your life."

　　 "Huh—" The little girl bulged her cheeks, obviously she didn't like to listen to Su Chen's preaching.

　　...

　　 In the end, at Su Chen's insistence, Su Xiaoxiao agreed to the punishment of "cooking a dish", and also expressed enough apologies to Su Chen for the mischief.

　　 Watching Su Xiaoxiao who walked into the kitchen wearing an apron, Su Chen nodded in satisfaction and returned to his computer.

　　 He needs to take advantage of this time to explain the shameful speech to the editor.

　　 "I'm sorry, I just finished the work during the day, and my mind is a little confused. Please don't take those speeches to heart."

　　 Click Send, and then continue to edit the new message.

　　 "Regarding the signing of the contract, I have understood and considered the general process of UU reading www.uukanshu.com, and it is estimated that the contract can be mailed tomorrow."

　　 "Okay!" Bai Yu also quickly replied, not mentioning Su Chen's previous remarks.

　　 At the same time, he was also relieved at his desk, and this book with great potential was finally signed.

　　 Next, as long as the author of this book, the vampire, controls the plot and keeps updating it, he is confident to use various recommended resources to keep the other party at the top of the list and enter the ranks of boutiques.

　　 Then, I don’t need to worry about my performance in the past few months...

　　 After that, Bai Yu, who was planning for the future, quickly pulled Su Chen into the group of fantasy authors at a certain point, as if he was afraid that he would regret it.

　　 Seeing Su Chen joined the group, the authors in the group began to bubbling sparsely.

　　 "Are you new? Welcome! Touch your head, make a good code word~ (laugh

　　 "group status -1"

　　 "Yu Da recently signed the contract very diligently, it's a hard work." This look is to seize the opportunity to slap the horse.

　　 "What book did the newcomer write? Come out and make a bubble!"

　　 Su Chen sent a funny face in, and changed his group business card to the title of the book.

　　 "I ask the boss for an opinion."

　　 However, this book has only published three chapters now. Not everyone can see the inner value like an editor.

Some authors commented casually after reading them, nothing more than "a million must be a god", "If it looks good, first collect and support", "strengthen the writing power a little bit more" and so on, anyway, they are all supernatural. Perfunctory reply.

　　 After a while, the group became cold, and it should have been diving. After all, the water group is not as good as the code word when there is time.

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