It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

　　 The image at the beginning of the game is on the roof of the dark night, with a pair of mechanical feet stepping on the tiles, one by one, the zombies are dropped down.

　　Su Xiaoxiao, there is basically no pressure here.

　　 She should have figured out the game's routine in advance, cabbage, watermelon, and corn were arranged in an orderly and stable manner in the early stage.

　　 [This stiff king can't do it]

　　 [This is the dead king? 】

　　 Use ice mushrooms for fireballs and peppers for ice balls.

　　 Su Xiaoxiao operated very securely, laid out the layout leisurely—she even had a leisurely time to chat with the barrage, playing very relaxed and enjoyable.

　　 In the end, the King of Zombie's machine fell, the plant won, and the cart was intact.

　　 "I won this level easily."

After 　　, Su Xiaoxiao gently clicked the trophy on the screen with the mouse, and the corner of his mouth was squeezed.

　　 a piece of barrage wailing.

　　 Most people want to hear Su Xiaoxiao sing. At this moment, it's impossible.

　　 However, the female fans are laughing, so that you can hear Xiao Xiao's brother, who is the little brother of the breeder, singing.

As a strong-looking male pornographic anchor, there are still many female fans on Dousha platform who like to watch Su Chen, but Xiao Xiao’s live broadcast barrage is basically dominated by male fans, except for private messages. It's really hard to find female fans.

　　 "It's really too simple, it seems you want to reward the audience, brother."

　　 Su Xiaoxiao turned her head and smiled at Su Chen with a dark belly.

　　 [Do not come over, keeper! 】

　　【Don't speak up! 】

　　 [The dead song is big, everyone run away]

　　 [Wait for my uncle to release myself]

　　 "I haven't started playing yet..."

　　 Seeing the barrage floating by, Su Chen's mouth twitched.

　　 makes myself feel like some kind of phonic fascination.

　　 Please, I am Su Xiaoxiao’s brother, and he inherited a good family lineage. Even if I can’t sing, I can’t hear you anywhere, right?

　　 "But I have won," Su Xiaoxiao blinked, "Furthermore, according to the theory that speeding up the enemy is equal to slowing down, if I win, it means you lose."

　　 Su Chen: "???"

　　What kind of devil's logic is this? The theory of relativity is not like that.

　　The barrage also began to flash up the question mark on the screen, and the interaction between the two made the popularity of the live broadcast room continue to rise.

　　 "How about this."

　　 Su Chen saw that the barrage had been trying to listen to Xiaoxiao singing, so he thought about it and came up with an idea.

　　 "I will play another game. If I lose, count me as losing and I will sing a song to the audience. If we win, we will count as a tie. How about we sing a song to the audience together?"

　　【Wonderful! 】

　　 [This is a good idea]

　　【Subscribed by Minister】

　　 Seeing that the barrage was accompanied by harmonies, Su Chen did not wait for Su Xiaoxiao to speak, and continued to hit the railroad while it was hot: "Audiences who think this method is good deduct a 1 on the public screen."

　　 Suddenly, the barrage was overwhelming, and the little girl was taken aback for a while.

　　【111111】

　　 [Hahaha my wife is dumbfounded]

　　 [Big brother, this is a trick]

　　 [There is a high probability that you can hear the two singing in a chorus, brothers, think about what song you want to order later]

　　 [I am a female fan, I am satisfied]

　　 "How about, Xiaoxiao, would you disagree?" Su Chen would look at Su Xiaoxiao with a smile.

　　 The content of the live broadcast was completely out of touch when Su Xiaoxiao said that he was going to play Plants vs. Zombies, and it exceeded Su Chen's homework.

　　 Therefore, his current interaction is completely on-the-spot performance.

　　 This stinky girl wants to watch herself sing in front of hundreds of thousands of audiences, so she doesn't want to be, and she has to get along with her life and death.

　　 "Hey, why don't you agree to sing a song..." Su Xiaoxiao pouted her lips and said reluctantly, "And it's hard to say whether you can win or not..."

　　 Su Chen couldn't help but laugh when he saw this: "Tell you a secret, I have been playing Plants vs. Zombies for almost ten years."

　　 "Ten years?!"

　　 After Su Xiaoxiao listened, her face changed obviously.

　　 I thought my brother was a cloud player, but turned out to be an uninvited ten-year old fan?

　　 A ten-year veteran player, that is to say, there are basically no levels to embarrass him.

　　 This means that I have decided to sing this song today?

　　 Su Xiaoxiao thinks and gets colder.

At this time, Su Chen still attached to Su Xiaoxiao's ear gloomily, and whispered: "It's okay, I'm just playing just so-so. The level of the beta version of the 95th version of the beta version is not too good. "

　　 "hiss—"

　　 The little girl couldn't help taking a breath, staring at Su Chen in disbelief.

　　 Both the 95th and Beta versions can be cleared. Is this guy a devil? Play a little game so seriously.

　　 She has also heard of these two versions. Many anchors only play three or four levels and then become autistic. The difficulty of monster spawning can be called **** level.

　　 It's commonplace to start with a fantasy start like the King of Dance, the Giant in the start, and the second master in the start.

　　 is not for human play.

　　 And Su Chen has passed these two versions of the adventure week, which can only be described as inhuman.

"Don't look at me like this. After all, the old man is not a devil. At most, I sang a song together. What's there to worry about." Su Chen stood up and said casually, "By the way, I'll go to the bathroom first. You can let the barrage choose any level for me."

　　 After talking, Su Chen walked out of the room.

　　 [hahahahahaha]

　　【Laughing out the goose calling】

　　【Smile, I have been thanked】

　　 [Breeder: After all, the old man is not a devil]

　　【Big brother is awesome】

　　 [Originally I came to learn LOL technology, but it seems very interesting to watch Shino and the breeder fight wits and courage]

　　 [I still have my elder brother to treat my wife]

　　 After Su Chen left, Su Xiaoxiao's mood couldn't be calm for a long time.

　　 Originally, her purpose was just to molest her brother, so that he could sing in front of the audience without saying hello, just to fix him.

　　 But who knows this way of betting, he chose the game that Su Chen is best at, and in the end he lost himself.

　　 This is something Su Xiaoxiao never expected.

　　 But then, the little girl rolled her eyes around and said to the camera: "In this case, then I will replace everyone and choose a level for my brother at will, is it okay?"

　　 "Of course there is no problem, we believe in the strength of the older brother." The barrage said OK.

　　 In fact, the audience really doesn't care about the level of selection. The difficulty of this version is not high. Basically, people who have a little research can get through all the cards without losing their car.

　　 Not to mention the senior boss like Su Chen, who has been in contact with Plants vs. Zombies for many years. It is no exaggeration to say that UU read www.uukanshu.com every level to brush how many kinds of zombies, he can recite back and forth.

　　 "Well, I will choose the level of Hammer Zombie."

　　 Su Xiaoxiao clicked on the level of hammering zombies in the mini game.

　　 This level is probably like hitting a hamster. Zombies are constantly emerging from the grave. What the player has to do is to clean up all these zombies with a hammer and hold on to the two waves of offensive.

　　 But just when she clicked into the game page, the screen in the live broadcast room suddenly went black.

　　【? ? ? 】

【what happened? I got stuck? 】

　　 [Where is the man, where is my wife? 】

　　 But fortunately, this abnormal state only lasted for less than half a minute. Before the audience in the live broadcast room had time to react, the screen returned to normal.

　　 "Sorry viewers, the network card just got stuck, now the live broadcast continues."

　　Su Xiaoxiao smiled apologetically and clicked on the game of Hammer Zombie...

　　 If there is a careful audience, you can find that the main menu button in the upper right corner of the game page has become a line of small print.

　　Beta5.40.

The version of 　　 has been switched.

　　 This is clearly the most perverted beta version of Plants vs. Zombies, the perverted monster spawning, and the extremely hard to persuade version of greatly enhanced zombies.

　　 In the black screen just now, Su Xiaoxiao played a careful look and replaced the level of Hammer Zombie with the beta version.

　　 If there are students who have played this level, you will understand what it means.

The 　　 Beta version of the Hammer Zombie can be called the ultimate **** difficulty. It is difficult to explode and has first-rate persuasion ability. If you want to pass this level, you need a good mouse, not to mention, you have to be single with more than 20 years of hand speed.

　　 And the audience at this time hasn’t even noticed...

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