Immortal Young Man on Campus
Chapter 81: test
The big man turned his head and looked around, as if surprised that someone was out of his control and dared to compete with him.
"Big man, let me go, don't stop me from applying for the job." Yu Mo patted the big man and shouted.
The big man was furious, looked down at him condescendingly, and said, "Are you stupid, you are a bodyguard? Hahaha, just kidding."
Yu Mo shrugged and said calmly, "I don't have time to joke with you."
Although the big man looked tall, but Yu Mo glanced at it, it was obviously false, and it was useless, how could he let such a person take his chance.
Seeing that he didn't scare the other party at all, the big man's face sank, and he said fiercely: "I don't have time to joke with you. You little boy, play while playing, this is not the place you should come."
Yu Mo ignored him, and flicked his finger lightly, and the big man moved two steps to the side as if he didn't stand firm.
Yu Mo walked slowly to the old man.
The old man looked at Yu Mo with a slight surprise. He originally thought he was someone, but he had high expectations, but he didn't expect it to be a little boy.
This huge gap made him lose interest, waved his hand, and said, "We are recruiting bodyguards, not waiters."
"I'm the bodyguard." Yu Mo told the truth.
The old man didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Then what do you know?"
Yu Mo tilted his head to think for a moment, and said, "I am applying for a bodyguard, and of course I will protect people."
"Hey, are you here to make trouble on purpose?" The big man pushed Yu Mo and asked unhappily.
However, Yu Mo seemed to have taken root and remained motionless.
Huh?
The old man's eyes narrowed slightly, staring straight at Yu Mo's legs, seeing a little clue, and a meaningful smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
"Both of you are applying for bodyguards, and I only need to hire one, so tell me who I will hire." The old man asked deliberately.
"Of course it's me, he's like a bean sprout, it will collapse when the wind blows, how can he protect others." The big man pouted, disdainful of Yu Mo.
Yu Mo didn't get angry, and said, "A bodyguard doesn't need to be big. You have such a big head and a thick neck, why don't you be a cook?"
"What do you mean?" the big man said angrily.
"Have you never heard of a big head and a thick neck, either a rich man or a cook? I think it's hard enough for you to be a big man like this, and you can barely be a cook." Yu Mo explained.
The big man's eyes were round and he roared, "You brat dare to play with me!"
"Interesting and interesting." The smile in the corner of the old man's eyes deepened, and he thought to himself: "I thought this recruitment was useless at all, but I didn't expect to encounter such an interesting thing."
Cough cough!
He deliberately coughed twice, attracting the attention of the two, and the big man said selflessly: "If you both apply for the job, then whoever I recruit will not be convinced. In that case, let's have a test, whether it's a mule or a horse to go out and yo. ."
The big man said disdainfully: "This is completely taking off your pants and farting. It's unnecessary. However, you can try it, I'm afraid he won't dare."
Yu Mo smiled slightly, and asked lightly, "Compared to what?"
The big man was surprised that Yu Mo agreed to the competition. Isn't this self-inflicted humiliation? However, since you agreed without a doubt, don't blame me for being rude.
The big man sneered a few times, obviously malicious and creepy.
The more the old man looked, the more interesting he became, especially his eyes were rolling around Yu Mo. Could it be that he really had an unexpected harvest today?
"Since it's a competition, it must stop at the end. Don't hurt the peace. Those who dance with knives and guns are too troublesome. This place is too small and can't be used, so let's make it easier." The old man thought for a while, said.
"Bi what, just say it, there is nothing I can't do." The big man was arrogant.
"Looking at how big you are, you must have a lot of strength." the old man asked.
The big man laughed, raised his fist, and said, "Of course I never use tongs to eat walnuts."
"What about you?" the old man asked Yu Mo.
"I don't need tongs to eat walnuts." Yu Mo said lightly.
"Hahaha, brag, can't your little hand crush walnuts?" The big man obviously didn't believe it.
Yu Mo glanced at him and said, "Someone else peeled me off."
puff!
The old man couldn't help laughing and laughed, this kid is really funny.
Yu Mo is telling the truth. When he eats walnuts, his sister peels the shells for him.
"Boy, you are playing with me!"
"Who has the skill to play with you." Yu Mo rolled his eyes at him.
"Okay." The old man managed to hold back his laughter, "Since you are so strong, I happen to have two walnuts here. Try to pinch him away."
The old man stretched out his hand, and there were two walnuts lying in the palm of his hand. They were crystal clear and very beautiful in color, but they were not ordinary walnuts.
Yu Mo didn't know much about these, but he also saw that this walnut was not simple.
The big man grabbed one and said, "Isn't it just pinch a walnut? It's not like playing."
After saying that, he squeezed hard.
"What about you?" The old man looked at Yu Mo with a half-smile.
"It's broken, do you want me to pay?" Yu Mo asked.
The old man laughed twice and said, "No compensation, as long as you can pinch it open."
"It's fine if you don't pay, I don't have any money to pay."
Yu Mo took the walnut and glanced at the big man. His face turned red, and he seemed to squeeze the walnut with the strength of milk, but the walnut was intact.
"You can use both hands," the old man reminded.
The big man was overjoyed and couldn't wait to grab the walnut with both hands. After a long time, the result was still the same.
His cheeks were flushed and he was panting, and said, "What kind of walnut are you, why is it so hard?"
"Hehe, walnuts are walnuts, didn't you say you don't need tongs to eat walnuts?" the old man laughed.
The big man felt ashamed, his face was red, and he said unconvinced: "Hmph, I don't believe that I can't squeeze it."
He simply squeezed the walnut with one hand and covered it with the other, trying to superimpose the strength of the two hands.
After a while, his cheeks turned pale.
Whoosh!
Out of breath, he had to give up, put the walnut on the table, and said, "You must be weird with your walnut, don't you pretend to be steel?"
"camouflage?"
The old man was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't expect to hear such an excuse, he couldn't help laughing.
The big man lowered his head in shame, but he didn't admit defeat. Seeing that Yu Mo hadn't moved, he quickly said, "Since I can't pinch it, he certainly can't pinch it. You don't even dare to pinch it."
The old man's eyes fell on Yu Mo and asked, "Can't you pinch it?"
Yu Mo didn't speak, just looked at the big man meaningfully, and pressed his hand gently.
Snapped!
With a crisp sound, a crack appeared on the walnut, and then quickly spread everywhere, and in an instant, the walnut was covered with cracks.
The walnuts are broken!
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