I’m Really Unnerved In Tokyo

On special days such as festivals, openings, endings, and completions, it is indeed a Japanese tradition to invite clerics to come to pray for blessings, remove spirits and other ceremonies.

Some companies even rush to donate incense money to prestigious shrines every year, build torii gates, etc.

In Sosuke Araki's eyes, these are purely behaviors of "people are stupid and have a lot of money".

However, the **** determines the head. From the point of view of work, it is a win-win thing to not only make the client feel at ease by sending sincere blessings, but also to do the "spirit removal business" that can easily earn remuneration.

"Cough, since you are so polite, then I will... But, my 'spirit removal' skills can only be understood and cannot be described in words."

Sousuke Araki clenched his fist to cover his mouth and coughed, while the other hand put the stack of "big money" into his trouser pocket without hesitation.

"Finally recognized me... I can understand, after all, that is the legendary 'becoming a Buddha'. The current vice president of the Spirit Eliminator Association is also known as a master who once made vicious resentful spirits 'became a Buddha'. I only hope that, on the premise that your Excellency is not in trouble, you can share some experiences and guide me."

Seeing that the topic was finally on the right track, the calm expression of Yuma Yumiao also revealed faint joy.

"What do you want to say about becoming a Buddha? Oh, becoming a Buddha, yes, the skills of becoming a Buddha are mainly..."

With his elbows on the table and his palms folded, Sousuke Araki looked at her mysteriously.

"Yes……?"

It is said that the true meaning of "becoming a Buddha", the highest realm of removing spirits, is about to be revealed in front of his eyes, and Yuma Yumiao held his breath.

Sousuke Araki spit out two words seriously: "Be attentive."

"Will you use your heart? These two words... is it that the legendary avenue is the simplest and the most complex. It turns out that it means that at the moment of encountering the evil spirit, the other party's dress, speech state and action pattern, use the heart. To judge the situation before his death and the possible location of his obsession..."

Kotori Yumayumi sweated slightly on his forehead, and immediately took out his notebook and took notes seriously.

"Sure enough, listening to your words is better than reading ten years of books. In the future, I hope to have the opportunity to get more guidance from your Excellency."

After the recording was completed, Yuma Yumori, who consciously benefited a lot, changed his disdainful attitude and gave Sousuke Araki a respectful salute.

"It's easy to talk about, but my skills of 'becoming a Buddha' can't be learned with just a few words..."

Hearing Sousuke Araki say this, Yuumako Tori's expression turned solemn again, and he sincerely asked for advice.

"That's natural... Then how can I possibly learn it?"

Good question, and it was not in vain that I implied so clearly.

"In the future, if you can make money like that one day... No, it's a difficult 'spirit removal business', you can also ask me to accompany you... Although I've been very busy recently... Of course, I won't do it myself, only I will point you at the side... However, if you insist on giving me some remuneration as a reward for pointing, I can't refuse it."

Sosuke Araki said with a pretence.

"That's very good. Mr. Araki, little bird Yumayumi is not talented. Please give me more advice in the future."

Hearing what he said, the little bird Yumayumi, who had been stern, showed a rare trace of joy.

In an era when the inheritance of major shrines has declined and cut off, and they have been swept away, it is an extremely rare opportunity to have an expert who is willing to give advice.

"The title of teacher is unnecessary..."

At this moment, Sousuke Araki's phone rang.

"Senior...I have something important to discuss with you..."

On the other end of the phone, Yamada Kengo's cry came in a crying voice.

"Mosimoxi, it's Kengo. I don't have any plans for the time being... What, you saw a female ghost that night, and you were forced to ride for a long time. In the end, the talisman I gave saved your life? How did I meet you? It's not like this kind of good thing... let's talk about it when we meet, it just so happens that my brother made a fortune, so please have a good meal."

When the girl sitting beside her heard words such as "gods" and "talisman paper", her expression changed slightly.

"Since that's the case, I still have something important to do, so I'll leave first... Next time there is a scam, no, when it's time for spiritual removal, please contact me again." Sousuke Araki, who felt hungry after the call, hurriedly said Ready to go.

Are you busy removing spirits for your friends? Araki-sensei is indeed a brilliant spirit remover.

Thinking this way, Yumayumi Kotori no longer held back, and respectfully got up and escorted him out the door.

Walking to the gate of the shrine, the handsome uncle Yutaro Kotori was standing under the red torii, smiling and taking pictures with several female college students.

"Oh, Araki-kun, are you leaving now? If you don't dislike it, let's have a cigarette and go."

Yutaro the bird blinked at him, flashed a pack of cigarettes from the wide priest's robe, and walked towards the alley on the side of the gate.

"PEACE of the iron box? Uncle understands it quite well."

Seeing that pack of high-end cigarettes, Araki Sousuke, who had always been able to smoke the cheapest "Seven Stars", immediately followed.

"Huh..."

Skilled in lighting a cigarette, the two of them puffed up in the empty alley.

"The shrine does not stipulate that priests can't smoke~www.NovelMTL.com~ But that kid doesn't like me smoking, so please keep it a secret for me."

Yutaro Little Bird said helplessly.

"Oh, don't worry..." Araki Sousuke crouched on the ground as usual, greedily savoring the aroma of high-grade tobacco.

"Don't look at that child Mayumi is usually very calm...but she puts too much pressure on herself, and she has never brought friends other than her classmates back. Araki-kun is the first."

"Is it because of the shrine?" Sousuke Araki asked curiously, remembering the previous topic about land leasing.

"Araki-kun, do you believe in the existence of gods?"

Without answering Sousuke Araki's question, Yutaro Kotori asked instead.

Without waiting for Sousuke Araki to answer, he continued talking to himself.

"Anyway, I... don't believe in any **** gods."

Hearing the other party's words, Sousuke Araki's pupils instantly dilated.

Didn't your family open this shrine? Didn't you have a great time wearing a priest's uniform and taking pictures with female college students? Doesn't your daughter go out every night to get rid of the spirits?

"Aren't you surprised Araki-kun? I wear a priest's uniform and my family has worshipped the shrine for generations, but I don't believe in the existence of gods."

"Well, as an atheist, I unconditionally agree with the last point."

Sousuke Araki immediately agreed.

"The Xiaoniaoyou family claims that they can feel the existence of gods from generation to generation. People like me who have never felt the existence of gods and have never believed in the existence of gods cannot be truly recognized by the family, and only deserve to be A tool for blood continuation."

Breathing out the smoke from his mouth, Yutaro the bird smiled wryly.

"Are you an atheist born in a shrine family? It's not easy for you, uncle."

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