I’m Picking Up Pieces in PUBG

046. Jiang Siming's curse art

"You go to the strongest anchor contest the day after tomorrow?"

"Well, go."

"Then I will drive over and pick you up together? It's pretty far there, in Shanghai Putuo."

"No, I have a car."

"That's all right, see you then, brother, let's see what your seiyuu monster hermit singer looks like, haha."

"I hope you don't feel inferior after reading it."

"Cut, I haven't seen any handsome guy." Great God smiled contemptuously, not taking it seriously.

But Tuantuan Cautious thought, who had been silent, turned around.

That being said, Xiao Ming wants to participate in the offline competition, if he goes to the competition... can't you meet Xiao Ming!

The more I thought about it, the more excited, Tuantuan immediately called her best friend and asked her to book two tickets to Shanghai.

The three of them were searching for things while chatting. There were two great gods, Jiang Siming and Great God, and the game was very comfortable. Whenever they met a team, they were quickly solved by the two of them.

But every time Jiang Siming killed three, the Great God only killed one. Jiang Siming's killing speed was much faster.

While the three of them were having fun, there was a quarrel in the headset of the great god.

"Ingredient things, who let you in the base? Get out!"

"I haven't terminated the contract with you, so why not let me in?"

"You dog is embarrassed to come back? I'm sorry, we don't need you anymore."

"I'm going in! I haven't terminated the contract yet, I'm still at 4am."

...

Great God hurriedly said to Jiang Siming in the headset: "The grandson Gu Cun ran to the base, I will deal with it first, Lao Jiang, you play first."

"Okay, let's go." Jiang Siming understood.

But this made everyone very curious. Didn’t Gu Cun betray 4am by himself? How come back again.

"What's going on with Gu Cun? Who will give me some science."

Tuan Tuan, who is familiar with the inside story, explained to Jiang Siming: "The previous Gu Cun contract was about to expire, and 4am wanted to continue signing with him, but Gu Cun was dissatisfied with the signing fee and said that he would double the salary."

"His own treatment is the best at 4am. The club would definitely not be happy to double it, so he didn't agree. Gu Cun started to be a demon, not only deliberately not playing, but also running out without training every day."

"I thought Gu Cun was a naive child, but after knowing the truth, I accepted it. The club treats him really well. Since he has nothing to help him to a position comparable to the great god, the treatment is better. Luca and the others are several times taller, but he didn't expect him to be satisfied."

Tuan Tuan was a little bit indignant and complained about 4am, but never thought that Gu Cun's fans heard about it and maliciously fabricated it and told Gu Cun who was making a fuss at 4am.

Gu Cun was very angry when he knew it, and ran directly to Weishen's machine, picked up the headset and pointed it at the microphone and began to yell.

Weishen did not quit the game, so his number is still in the yy channel.

"I went to your mother for a comparison, you're a three-eighth, I'm a **** thing about you, you deserve to say me, I **** fuck."

A lot of swear words frightened Tuantuan. She just explained the facts without adding any oil and jealousy. This matter was absolutely true, and there was no unreasonable speculation.

Gu Cun didn't care, even if the other party was just a girl, he still screamed angrily.

At this time, everyone can see it.

This little boy who looked harmless and innocent in the live broadcast before was not the real him at all.

Being able to forbear pretend to be a man, and deliberately to win fans, shows that this person is very scheming.

Now that things were revealed, he no longer had to forbear, and began to expose his true self.

Tuantuan was abused by Gu Cun with all his dirty words, but she still chose not to say a word when she was wronged.

Although what I said was the truth, I might feel that I was wrong by saying that others first, so Tuantuan didn't want to fight back.

It's just that this dirty vocabulary made her unbearable, and her eyes soon became red, but everyone couldn't see it.

But she silently endured it, but it didn't mean Jiang Siming would endure.

"You put a toilet in your mouth and talk here. Didn't your mother ask you to wash the toilet? You talk while spraying manure. Why are you so fashionable?"

As soon as Jiang Siming opened his mouth, the audience laughed out of the anger that had been fighting the injustice.

Seeing someone dare to scold him, can a dignified lonely child bear it? Spray it back immediately!

"You're the **** ming, right? Take advantage of Lao Tzu's not in the top position of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu **** you.

"Look, there is still so much **** in the toilet. Can I ask you to eat them all before you talk? It's your father and mother when you open your mouth and keep your mouth shut. Just talk when you talk. Why do you always take me with you? I don't recognize you as an unfilial son. !"

puff!

The audience was happier, and I didn't expect Myojin to curse people like this6.

"I'm going to **** you, how old are you, dog stuff, you **** fuck."

It's all swear words. The audience now believes what Jiang Siming said. This person's mouth is really a toilet, or a toilet that has not flushed.

"Do you want to scold someone? You just have to say these two sentences back and forth, I will give you something fresh!"

When Jiang Siming spoke, his words became sharper, like a sharp file.

"When your mother gave birth to you, she probably lost people and raised the placenta. Otherwise, how could you grow up like this?"

"Looks like an illegal building, with craters on his face like the surface of the moon, and he pretends to be lonely, and it's almost the same if there are few pits!"

"People are cheap for a lifetime, pigs are cheap, you waste air when you live, waste land when you die, and waste RMB at home!"

"You are really a cute, charming, hardworking, white, small, new hybrid fish that is always serving the people!"

"For people like you, you can only play a piece of dung in a TV series when you go to acting. They can't compare to the chewing gum **** by a dog on the side of the road!"

"The east is not bright and the west is bright, so what do you do?"

....

A series of scolding sounds, like a machine gun in Jiang Siming's mouth, were not only extremely sharp, but also without a trace of repetition.

If anyone is scolded like this, Qiqiao will have to smoke.

The audience listened to Jiang Siming kneeling while laughing.

"Hahahahahaha, curse, I only serve Myojin!"

"The curse brother Lu Grandpa is scumbags in front of my Mingshen!"

"Look at the way my Myojin was so angry that he was crowned as a group, handsome!"

"My little mouth is smeared with honey, my big man~"

"Although they are all swearing words, why do I become more relieved as I listen!"

"Did Tuantuan see that Myojin has abandoned the burden of idols for you, where can you find such a man?"

....

Naturally, I heard it burst into tears and laughed, and I was very moved.

She swears that if Jiang Siming confessed to herself at this time, she would definitely agree to it without hesitation! Or... she can confess it...

The popularity of Jiang Siming's live studio has skyrocketed, even higher than when Jiang Siming sang yesterday.

Huya audiences all came here, not to mention the local shark audiences.

All were attracted by this horrible curse.

The only one who is about to be mad is loneliness.

At this time, the swear words that he wanted to swear back got stuck in his throat, because he felt that he was not Jiang Siming's opponent if he continued to scold him.