I’m Not a Scumbag

Lin Fang originally planned to get up and get out of bed, but after thinking about it, he lay back again.

When Xiao Yumeng saw Lin Fang get up, she planned to go out first, but she waited for Lin Fang to lie back, but she also saw this scene.

"What are you dawdling at?"

"Are you talking to me? Is this your attitude?"

Lin Fang folded his hands and tapped his fingers unhurriedly, feeling very relaxed.

What are you afraid of?

You Xiao Yumeng are not my ex-girlfriend, and I don't owe you anything!

The wall stands ten thousand meters, and there is no desire to be rigid.

My little brother is not Shi Geng, so I can be so Shi Geng!

"I **** you...cough..."

"What are you talking about?"

"You heard it wrong. I said 'I'm raising grass'. I just checked my phone, and my friend sent me a set of skin care products, and they're growing grass for me. What can I do? Haha..."

Xiao Yumeng tried her best, and then she managed to come up with a statement of the past that could be rounded up, knowing that the uncle in front of him couldn't beat or scold him, he could only coax and persuade him.

In desperation, he could only smile on his face, MMP in his heart.

She has always been short-tempered, and she acts faster than her head. Otherwise, she would not have just come out of He Naibin's villa No. 3 some time ago, turned around and took Manager Liang's mobile phone to help Miao Xiaoxuan ask Lin Fang. Various contact methods.

Not to mention took Lin Fang's mobile phone, passed the verification of Miao Xiaoxuan's WeChat friend, turned around and started a joke among her best friends.

Xiao Yumeng has made this kind of small mistake countless times. Every time he makes a mistake, he says he needs to correct it, but after he corrects it, he makes it again...

Lin Fang is not stupid, how could he be fooled by Xiao Yumeng with a plausible homophonic stalk.

It's been a while since the world line traveled, and it was the first time that Lin Fang met such a girl who didn't give him a good face.

People don't ask people to be as tall as others, but people ask for people to be half short.

so…

"Oh, you raised a grass? Then you go, I'm dizzy and want to sleep a little longer."

Lin Fang flattened the pillow and lay down at his leisure, as if he was really ready to sleep for a while.

Man, how can you be so shameless?

Xiao Yumeng was dumbfounded. She opened the room with Lin Fang's ID card. If Lin Fang dragged her down like this, Miao Xiaoxuan would get the room information immediately as long as she went to the front desk to ask.

Shit, okay, my mother admits it!

"Oh, Brother Lin~~"

Xiao Yumeng closed the door with her backhand, leaving a gap cautiously, not closing it, she piled up a cute smiling face that was harmless to humans and animals, rushed to Lin Fang's bed, and said coquettishly, "Just accompany others to go there. Just a moment, please! Please!"

hiss...

The little girl acted so coquettishly, it was like taking the old man's life!

Lin Fang couldn't help his heart shudder and tremble, thanks to him lying on his side with his back to Xiao Yumeng.

Otherwise, the somewhat intoxicated smile would easily betray his heart.

"Don't go. That's your friend, not mine." Lin Fang reluctantly kept his voice calm, and said lightly: "Besides, I haven't settled with you yet. You are on my phone without my consent. If you mess up, add your friends on WeChat, and even tease others. What do you want others to think of me?"

What do you think of you?

That little thing, Miao Miao, not only wants to see you at this moment, she also wants to fall in love with you!

calm down!

calm down!

Xiao Yumeng rubbed her temples, trying to keep herself restrained.

She really couldn't imagine that Miao Xiaoxuan, a little hoof with an abstinence-like indifference face, was so hot in her heart, she just used Lin Fang's WeChat account to send her a few words, Xuan actually wants to send X to the door, it's simple!

It's fine if a good girlfriend is not good enough. No matter what, Xiao Yumeng caused the disaster by herself, and of course she has to take care of it.

The point is, now that Lin Fang is taking Joe, and if he doesn't coax him well, Xiao Yumeng feels that she is likely to be unflattering.

If it really got to that point, it would be better for this pair of dogs and men...

Bah! Pooh!

no!

Xiao Yumeng felt that before it was time to give up, she still had to work harder.

"Oh, Brother Lin~~"

Xiao Yumeng sat beside the bed, shook Lin Fang lightly, and said in a softer, more waxy voice: "Tell me, if I get into your bed now and call the police, the police are here, guess what? What will they think?"

Ding dong!

Lin Fang backhandedly transferred 5,000 yuan to Xiao Yumeng's WeChat, and then turned around, facing Xiao Yumeng, smiled lightly, and said, "I'm allergic to alcohol, and I get drunk after just one drink, and now the alcohol content in my body is still very high. Do you know 'fairy jumping'? What do you think the police uncle would think?"

"'Xianrendan' is suspected of fraud and extortion. I was not very sober after being drunk, and I transferred you another five thousand yuan. Who do you think the police would believe? Do you know why it is five thousand, not four thousand, or six thousand? Five thousand It's the benchmark for a larger amount, understand?"

Seeing Lin Fang with a complacent face in front of him, Xiao Yumeng could not wait to turn into a raccoon cat and scratch this guy's face to pieces.

In the end, reason prevailed over impulse, and Xiao Yumeng felt that she was really stupid when she called the police in front of the law school students.

In the end, she wasn't soft enough.

Unable to suppress the impatience in her heart, she pretended to be a cute loli for a while, and then she revealed her true identity. She wanted to use threats to force Lin Fang to submit.

Unexpectedly, this master would eat soft and not hard, so she became hard. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com Lin Fang was harder than him, and even the evidence was ready.

Uncle Ghost's "Immortal Jump"!

Madam is really unlucky!

"Aiya, let Gege~~ they are joking with you!"

Xiao Yumeng pouted, holding her cheeks in both hands, twisted her body unwillingly, and said, "How can you be honest with others! Please, Miao Miao is already on her way, and she will be at the hotel soon. .If she sees the two of us together..."

never mind!

Who to love!

I, Xiao Yumeng, soft cute, soft cute, soft cute, I want to be soft to the end!

I don't believe it, you son of a **** has a heart of stone!

Even if you are a piece of pig iron or a stubborn rock, I will wrap you up and soften it!

"Woooo..."

Xiao Yumeng covered her big eyes, her body kept shaking, she said with a weeping voice: "Wuwu... If Miaomiao sees us like this, it will be very sad, very sad, she is my best friend, If she ignores me, I'll be heartbroken..."

Ouch, I'll go!

Uncle Lin was born to eat soft and not hard, especially not to see girls cry.

The last time he met Xue Hailu in tears, it was the first time he saw each other, and he was protecting his sisters in various ways.

Now seeing Xiao Yumeng's small appearance, how can she stand it.

"Don't cry, dear..."

Lin Fang sat up straight, put his hand on Xiao Yumeng's small head, rubbed it twice, and said, "It's not a big deal, I'll accompany you to meet her."

Not to mention, a girl's hair is soft, soft, and smooth, which is more comfortable than cuddling a cat.

Note ①: Thanks to "Book Friends 20180727145445417" and "Moon Dust Trembling" for their rewards. Three shifts today!