I’m Not a Scumbag

Li Jianfeng was so sour that he couldn't bear it any longer, so he simply lay down on the desk and came to see him out of sight.

However, He Naibin, who was beside him, refused to let him go.

He Naibin stabbed Li Jianfeng with his elbow, and whispered, "Hey, Jianfeng! Do you recognize that junior girl in front of you? Why do I look at her like that?"

"do not know!"

Li Jianfeng didn't lift his head, and said dully: "What's so strange about this? There are so many junior girls in the second year, so it's normal that you don't know each other?"

"That's not possible! I have the ability to make money... I am familiar with all the sophomore girls, especially the law school. But I have never met her!"

"Hey... You have super powers, and I can even do magic!"

Tahtah!

He Naibin took out a stack of banknotes from the lining pocket of his jacket, shook it, slapped it on his hand, and said jokingly, "Do you see it? Banknote ability, understand? Come, come, come! Show your magic. show me?"

Li Jianfeng was suffocated by He Naibin's sudden show, and nearly killed him.

What the hell?

Well, you drink milk bin, you are trying to force your father to death!

It's really not a human being!

In a hurry, Li Jianfeng's mind flashed, and he said with a serious face, "No! It's not very convenient here."

"What's the inconvenience, you can't show it, right?"

He Naibin teased, "I showed you my banknote ability!"

"Since you're looking at me so sincerely, then..."

Li Jianfeng pretended to ask, and began to untie his belt, without thinking about what he should do next if He Naibin didn't follow his script.

What the hell?

what's the situation!

He Naibin was taken aback by Li Jianfeng's actions, he quickly held down Li Jianfeng and stopped him: "Don't! Brother! Say something, you're not ashamed, I still feel uncomfortable! What are you doing?"

Li Jianfeng pretended to be puzzled and said: "Don't you want to see my magic? I, Li Jianfeng, have been single for 20 years, a professional magician. I carry a magic wand with me, and no one in the world knows it. You sincerely want to see it, and it is also you and me. Destiny…”

"God, you and I are destined! You are really beautiful! Forget it, let's talk about school girls!"

He Naibin gave Li Jianfeng a thumbs up and quickly got back to the point.

He said: "I just took a look at her profile, it's really pretty outrageous! I feel that she is more beautiful than Fang'er's school flower ex-girlfriend... that Hu Qingchan! She's just a little darker, otherwise... tsk tsk! "

He Naibin's entire youth was astonished at that glance just now.

Unfortunately, it's just a little dark!

He Naibin smacked his lips and said, "I bet she's definitely not a sophomore student!"

"I'm not a sophomore, so I can't be a freshman, right?"

Li Jianfeng said disapprovingly: "Please! Marriage Law is a sophomore class. The freshman is either busy with homework or skipping classes. Who would come to listen to the sophomore class when he has nothing to do?"

"It's impossible to say! Just wait a moment, I'll search on the forum!"

He Naibin did what he said, opened the Xinglan forum on his mobile phone, typed in keywords and searched.

There are two keywords, one is beauty and the other is black.

A beautiful and dark beauty, the only one of the four Sichuan Four who meets this condition is the eldest grandson Yunxiu.

He Naibin carefully read the post mentioning the eldest grandson Yunxiu. He clicked his tongue and said, "I didn't expect that, she is really a freshman! Fang'er is picking it up again! Black beauty, exciting!"

"real or fake?"

Li Jianfeng looked disbelieving: "So fast? Are you kidding me?"

He Naibin put the phone in front of Li Jianfeng and said, "Hey, why are you kidding me? See for yourself!"

"The eldest grandson of the freshman school, Yunxiu, is from Nu-Hungarian ancestors, her grandmother is from Xilan, and her grandmother is from Egypt... Hi! Isn't it just a string? Don't say, she is quite thorough!"

"What are you talking about!"

He Naibin rolled his eyes at Li Jianfeng and said, "Don't talk nonsense! What if Fang'er were to be with this girl? Wouldn't it be bad for you to say that?"

"It can't be done!"

Li Jianfeng said very confidently: "Even if we can date for a few days, we still have to break it up in the end. Who is Fang'er, others don't know, you and I still don't know? As long as we catch up, it will be fresh for up to three days! Some of them are not used yet. It's a waste of time to break up!"

"What do you mean by some? That's the majority, okay?"

Mentioning this, He Naibin was also extremely distressed. He said: "The key is that this dog is still unwilling to share resources! What does the old saying say? To describe the two brothers as good to a certain extent, it is called: good enough to wear a pair of trousers. . Isn't the brother-in-law bad, it's even better!"

"Nai Bin, I really didn't expect you to be such a person..."

Li Jianfeng looked at He Naibin with contempt, and said, "I'll tell Fang'er about your dirty thoughts after class, unless..."

"Brother Feng! Don't! You're looking for a girlfriend, it's up to me!"

"What has been promised, I don't think it should be used as a bargaining chip."

"Two! I promise to introduce you at least two girlfriends! But I can say it first, if the boat capsizes at that time, you can't handle it yourself, so you can't blame me!"

"Brother Bin!"

Li Jianfeng held He Naibin's hand tightly and said sincerely: "You said so much just now, I have forgotten everything else, I just remember that you promised me to have two girlfriends! I am not greedy, I only have one request, don't let me be your brother-in-law!"

"Go away! You really dare to think about it!"

He Naibin couldn't help rolling his eyes and said, "Do you think it's possible? I treat you as a brother, but you actually want to green me?"

Ha ha…

She was all hairy and said Fang'er was a monster.

Li Jianfeng showed an embarrassed but polite smile, but Quan Dang didn't hear it.

On the side, the girl who had been eavesdropping for a long time noticed that Li Jianfeng turned his head, hurriedly pretended to be reading a book, and tried to drag the chair away.

It was as if she would be pregnant as long as she was a little closer to Li Jianfeng.

In the first row, the eldest grandson Yunxiu sat upright for a while. After all, she couldn't restrain her curiosity. She secretly glanced at Lin Fang, wondering what he was doing.

At first, she didn't recognize Lin Fanglai, and she still vaguely heard the conversation between He Naibin and Li Jianfeng. Slowly, she put the "Fang'er" in their mouths with the famous No. 1 scumbag in the school's Xinglan forum." Lin Fang" is linked.

Take a look, take another look.

The eldest grandson Yunxiu carefully peeked at Lin Fang several times, but never saw him turn back, only saw him concentrate on playing with his mobile phone.

He neither peeked at himself nor tried to strike up a conversation with him.

Could it be that my beauty is not obvious enough?

It's really impossible to associate this mobile phone controller with countless scumbags from his ex-girlfriends. The eldest grandson Yunxiu couldn't help but doubt her own beauty.