I’m Not a Scumbag

Turning around, it was time for the agreed task.

Good habits need to be cultivated. Even if he knew that he was just going to be a tool man, Lin Fang still brought a set of special equipment that he customized from a treasure.

A backpack about the size of a schoolbag, stuffed with various tools, a little medicine, and a little emergency food and water, can basically handle most situations.

Lin Fang rushed to the agreed location, an abandoned suburban hospital, and only met the client. He wanted to back off.

He never imagined that this person who kept saying that he was the task issuer of the professional team was actually four girls!

One of them is actually a little devil who is less than 1.5 meters tall!

Lin Fang really doubted that they kept saying that they were all white-collar workers with serious jobs, whether it was a lie.

This little ghost head, which is less than one meter five, is the biggest flaw!

What white-collar workers, shouldn't they want to rob?

It's really hard to say something.

Just when Lin Fang disliked each other, three of the four girls actually didn't like Lin Fang very much. They didn't want to talk to Lin Fang. come out.

"Hey! Big man, are you the Taoist priest?"

Lin Fang: "..."

After being speechless for a moment, Lin Fang said, "I'm not Daoist Huntian, but the detective agency of Daozhang Huntian, and it's Detective Lin Fang."

"never mind!"

The little man waved his hand, raised his head and said, "Xiong Miaomiao (seconds), you can call me Xiong Xiong, Xiong Da, Miao Miao, Shui Shui, but you can't call me Little Bear! You can't call me Xiong Xiaoxiao!"

Lin Fang lowered his head and glanced at the little man, and found that he really couldn't be called a bear.

Huh?

Lin Fang originally thought that this little Xiong Miaomiao was a child playing with him, but now he noticed that this is a small, loli-faced adult, a legitimate loli.

He guessed that whether it was a little bear or a little bear, it was all a joke between a few girls, but Lin Fang didn't expect it?

Lin Fang touched his chin? Suddenly it occurred to him that when he was reading recently, he happened to look up the word Miao?

Just combining Xiong Miaomiao's self-introduction? Lin Fang always thinks about it unconsciously.

I can't blame him, Xiong Miaomiao's self-introduction is too dirty.

Seeing Lin Fang, Xiong Miaomiao nodded? He seemed to be quite satisfied with Lin Fang? He glanced at Lin Fang's backpack curiously, and said, "Your backpack looks very strange. What are you packing?"

Lin Fang briefly mentioned it. Just when he mentioned flying claws? Xiong Miaomiao excitedly stretched out his hand and said, "Show me? I have long been interested in this legendary thing that can fly over the eaves and walls!"

Can such a private guy be seen casually?

but……

Lin Fang lowered his head and looked at Xiong Miaomiao's cute little face, then looked at her bulging chest, silently reached out, took off the flying claw from the top of the backpack and handed it over.

This flying claw was introduced by Lin Fangjing by Angelica? One of the many customized tools in a handmade big touch in a certain treasure.

It can be buckled on the wrist? It can also be held by hand, as long as it is a little above the trigger button? It can be fixed to the height you want.

The maximum excitation distance is 30 meters. If one of the left and right hands is physically strong enough to support it, you can cosplay Spider-Man.

Xiong Miaomiao took the flying claw? Curiously holding the left and looking right, she saw two protrusions on the side, she quickly pressed down on one of them, and then asked, "What is this..."

"Lie down!"

Lin Xin's head tightened, hugging Xiong Miaomiao was a hug.

So hanging!

The flying claws that popped out of the magazine were so powerful that they almost gave Xiong Miaomiao a headshot.

Or the kind that flew in from her mouth!

If it wasn't for Lin Fang knowing that these custom tools were dangerous to a certain extent, and always paying attention to Xiong Miaomiao's movements, this one move would have caused the team's non-combat attrition.

duh!

The flying claws rubbed the tip of Xiong Miaomiao's hair and shot it on the fourth floor windowsill of the hospital building.

I don't know what was entangled, and it was firmly stuck on it.

Lin Fang stood up with his arms up, making sure the flying claws didn't hurt anyone, and he was slightly relieved.

He glanced at Xiong Miaomiao, who was still lying on top of him, and said angrily, "You're dying? Get up!"

"I can't get up!"

Xiong Miaomiao also became angry. She glared at Lin Fang angrily and said, "You didn't tell me that those two buttons can't be touched! I just pressed them out of curiosity. Who knew it would be so dangerous?"

Lin Fang was a little bit wrong. In this way, he did not fulfill his obligation to inform.

But he didn't know that this little guy looked cute, but his heart was a downright arrogant child!

On the side, the other three girls who were startled came around at this time.

"Get up, Xiong Xiao... Xiong Da, it's a big loss for you to lie on top of others!"

"Why do I think the bodyguard we hired doesn't look reliable at all? Hey, if I knew earlier, I shouldn't be cheap, find a detective agency that seems to have a solution to supernatural events, or should I go to regular security The company invites talents!"

"Hey, boy! We are not so easy to take advantage of, I tell you, you have to discount!"

Good guy, facing a Xiong Miaomiao, Lin Fang felt a little overwhelmed, and there were three more girls all at once. That scene was really not an ordinary chaos.

But speaking of it, the name of his detective agency seems to be a bit like a specialized spirit removal agency, not a serious detective agency!

"stop!"

Lin Da shouted, not in the mood to enjoy the softness of the legal loli lying on his body, he pushed Xiong Miaomiao away, got up and glanced at the time, and said, "Well, I'll give you a 0% discount, just a dime, You can choose to finish it now. Paying a dime will be the errand fee for me to come out this time.

"no!"

Xiong Miaomiao jumped in front of Lin Fang again and said loudly, "I am the initiator of this haunted house expedition. I disagree! It's going to be dark soon, don't try to run! The commission is paid, no discount!"

After teaching Lin Fang, Xiong Miaomiao turned to the other three girls, and said dissatisfiedly: "Are you stupid? You don't need to distinguish between time and occasion! I ask you, he ran away in anger, who are you looking for? Someone to take over?"

Among the three girls, one was wearing white clothes, stroked his hair, and said, "Actually, it's not difficult to find someone, right? I only need to send a WeChat Moments, and at least seven or eight people can jump out of my fish pond. Come and show your hospitality!"

Another person in red also said, "I have a phone call, I don't dare to say more, ten or eight can still be called out."

The last girl in black was a little anxious, she stammered for a long time before she became ruthless, and said: "I just need to shout casually under my male god's Weishi account, at least twenty people will rush over... ... come and hit me!"

"Puchi..."

Lin Fang couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

Although white clothes and red clothes are both sea kings, they can call a few people to help.

Black clothes are good, but they have their own aura of ridicule, which can attract dozens of people to come and beat her... Are you sure they are not here to laugh?

Xiong Miaomiao glared at Lin Fang, and looked at the three girls with hatred, and said, "You three save me! One or two, none of them will make you worry! I can warn you, little Bring your messy relationships to me! I'll ask you again, what are we here for?"

White clothes, red clothes, and black clothes said in unison: "Come to the haunted hospital to play Pen Fairy, and start the micro-vision live broadcast to attract fans!"

Xiong Miaomiao nodded with satisfaction: "Very good! At least you haven't forgotten your mission! There are no ghosts in this world. We are staunch materialists under the red flag, so you don't have to be afraid. Ghosts are afraid of us. !"

Lin Fang glanced at Xiong Miaomiao's slightly trembling calf and said that he believed it.

clap clap!

Xiong Miaomiao clapped her hands and said, "However, in order to increase fans, we still have to use props appropriately. Are you all ready for the atmosphere-creating things I asked you to prepare?"

"It's all in the car, we'll go get it right away!"

The white clothes pulled the red clothes and ran back to the car together. The two of them pushed and pulled together, and brought a few boxes over.

The two of them opened the box, and the stacks of talisman paper, the dark red liquid in the bag, the strange-shaped dummy, the props lamps with varying brightness... were all laid out all the same, and Lin Fang was a little stunned when he saw it.

If it wasn't for the fact that these little girls are all urban white-collar workers who do part-time Weishi live broadcasts, Lin Fang would really think that he came to a professional ghost film shooting site.

These little girls are not very courageous, and they have quite a set of sets.

What surprised Lin Fang even more was still behind. They actually pulled out five sets of small head-mounted tracking devices from the box and put them on their heads. Everything they saw could be summarized on the receiving device. It's all first point of view.

Transfer these pictures to the live broadcast of Weishi, and cooperate with the appropriate atmosphere, maybe it can really attract fans.

Lin Fang shook his head slightly, feeling a bit unfortunate, these little girls, apart from their own jobs, are still capable of showing up in this stall, but they are useless in the right place.

With this ability, even if you can't get into the crew, wouldn't it be good to make an experimental short film yourself?

If it really doesn't work, immersive room escape is in the ascendant now, and the demand for talents in this area is also quite hungry.

Lin Fang always felt that it was not the right way to engage in live broadcasts to deceive people.

However, Lin Fang is only responsible for helping people to be courageous. He can't control what others think and do, and he doesn't bother to care.

Soon, after checking all the props and equipment, Xiong Miaomiao began to give orders to Lin Fang, she said: "You follow me, no matter what happens, you must follow me closely, you can't let no one beside me, you Can it be done?"

Lin Fang smiled and nodded, "Small problem!"

Xiong Miaomiao glared at Lin Fang in dissatisfaction, and said, "I asked if you could do it!"

Ah!

Are you teaching me what to do?

Lin Fang really said: "Yes!"

"It's almost there!"

Xiong Miaomiao nodded with satisfaction, and said to the white clothes and the red clothes respectively: "You two, follow me, let's go to set up the venue first! And you, responsible for scheduling, and then when we are ready, responsible for different The screen is connected to the live broadcast, and then the atmosphere is rendered through commentary. Whether our voice should be connected to the screen or not, you can handle it yourself!"

Hei Xie said with some embarrassment: "Xiong Da, I don't think I'm qualified for this job, why don't you come?"

Xiong Miaomiao couldn't help but glared at the black clothes and said, "Aren't you telling me that you are a top student in the directing department of the School of Media and Communications? You can be a director, but you can't do this? Stop talking nonsense, you can do it! "

Heiyi responded aggrievedly and said, "Okay, then I... try?"

Xiong Miaomiao threatened her: "Hehe, try it? I can warn you, we have already smashed all of our money. If it doesn't achieve the expected results, I can spare you, and you are sure that they can forgive both of them. You? Believe it or not, the two of them stuffed you into a fish pond as a benefit to their group of admirers?"

The black clothes shuddered and said decisively: "I promise to complete the task, I will do it!"

Xiong Miaomiao was satisfied, nodded and said, "This is what I want, come on!"

When Xiong Miaomiao made arrangements, Lin Fang couldn't help but admire this little man.

Not to mention, although Xiong Miaomiao is the youngest among the four girls, she still has a baby face, and she speaks in a milky voice, without any deterrence, but her way of doing things is really strong.

The key is...the effect is still outstanding!

Soon, five people began to act.

The black clothes are in the center, and the three white clothes, red clothes and Xiong Miaomiao are running around in various rooms of the abandoned hospital, arranging various scenes.

Lin Fang followed all the way, and found that they paid more attention to the following places: the death director's office, the devil's basement, the terrifying ward 307, the devil's laboratory, and the endless stairs.

What interested Lin Fang more was the place they called the endless stairs.

This building made using the principle of Penrose steps can easily render the general effect of "ghost hitting the wall".

Xiong Miaomiao took three people and ran around in the dilapidated and messy abandoned hospital, splashing some dark red liquid from time to time, which easily formed an effect similar to old bloodstains.

Then they used the props, dipped in the dark red liquid, and swiped randomly on the wall, or pressed it, and it was a row of shocking paw prints.

Following them all the time, Lin Fang didn't feel anything, but soon, the voice of the black clothes reached his ears through the headset assisted by the head-mounted tracking device.

"Big Bear! Big Bear! I don't think the situation is quite right, why don't we... why don't we withdraw?"

"Remove your head! Do you dare to try to remove one?"

Xiong Miaomiao was working hard, and when he heard what the black clothes said about his morale, he froze.

Seeing that the venue is almost ready, as long as you play a few pen fairy games in the selected ward 307, and then introduce the horror past of ward 307 in detail through the voice-over in black clothes, this matter will be completed. !

At that time, the number of Weishi fans will skyrocket, become Internet celebrities, bring goods through live broadcasts, and attract countless gold. From then on, they will reach the peak of life.

Black clothes are good, but it's too much to drop the chain at such a critical moment!

In fact, this abandoned hospital is just an ordinary hospital, there is no terrifying 307 ward, and there is no death director's office, devil's basement, or devil's laboratory.

Except for the endless stairs, all other legends come from the script written by Xiong Miaomiao.

That's right, this little guy with a childish temperament is the root of all evil and the mastermind of the whole thing.

The other three girls, including Lin Fang, were all tools in her hands.

So the black clothes hit morale, and others didn't react, so Xiong Miaomiao was directly fried.

The black clothes were photographed in Xiong Miaomiao's aura, and she didn't dare to mention the retreat, but she couldn't help but said, "Then...then pay attention to safety, I just saw something floating in front of Xiaobai's camera. It's over, you...you pay attention!"

Xiong Miaomiao rolled his eyes, looked at Liu Xiaobai in white clothes, and asked, "Xiao Bai, did you see anything just now?"

Bai Yi was standing in the corner, still arranging something. Hearing Xiong Miaomiao's question, he immediately shook his head and said, "No, I didn't see anything!"

While he was talking, there was a sudden movement from upstairs.

As if something fell on the floor, it rolled for a distance and made a grunting sound.

"what……"

Hei Xian screamed, almost shouting at the top of his voice: "Did you hear it? You all heard it! You are all on the third floor, but the sound came from the fourth floor. Something is wrong, very wrong! In this hospital There is really a problem, let's run!"

"Hey!"

"what……"

"What nonsense! It's so noisy!"

The voice of the red clothes sounded in the channel, and she said displeasedly: "Xiong Da asked me to arrange it on the fourth floor. My current position is perpendicular to Xiong Da's position. I happened to be on top of her head, and I accidentally touched a prop just now. Well, one of the steel **** rolled out. I'll be careful next time, Xiong Da, can you take care of Xiao Hei? She was startled, so annoying!"

Xiong Miaomiao said quietly: "Xiao Hei, did you hear it? If you dare to lie about the military situation again, we will send you a thousand-year kill as a group and let you feel comfortable, okay?"

"No need! No need!"

Hei Xie laughed dryly~www.wuxiaspot.com~ decisively admitted and said: "You know I'm timid, a little troublesome, and always easy to get nervous. I said, I don't dare to play pen fairy, you insist on me... …”

"Okay!"

Xiong Miaomiao interrupted the broken thoughts of the black clothes, and she said: "I have come, is it useful to say this now? Xiaohei, please pay attention, we are almost ready, listen to my password and wait for us to return to the door of the hospital. , when I say start, you start the live broadcast!"

"understood……"

Hei Xie agreed weakly, fiddled with his notebook, and prepared to start the live broadcast.

Soon, everything was ready, and the black clothes were connected to the live broadcast. She had just connected the pictures of Lin Fang's device, and was about to import several pictures one by one and do a voiceover.

But he didn't want to be in danger, so he only had time to scream, and there was no movement.

(Thanks to the reward of "Goblin_Goblin", this underscore can finally get it right.)