I’m Not a Scumbag

"I'm not really a scumbag (

Sun Yulu managed to control herself not to laugh, took out a card from her bag, and put it into He Naibin's hand, who had just come over.

"Take it, this is an amusement park card. I have charged money in it. All consumption can be paid by card."

"Hey, is it so convenient? I remember buying tickets before."

He Naibin took the card, and while looking at it carefully, he felt that it was a little incredible. The amusement parks in his mind were all purchased tickets to enter the park and consumed by tickets.

A pile of tickets, packages, and single tickets, you have to pay extra for eating and drinking in it. Who would have thought that this Neverland has already realized one-card payment, which is common to the whole park.

Sun Yulu rolled his eyes at He Naibin and said, "How long have you been to an amusement park? The last time you went to an amusement park, was it with your mother?"

"How to scold someone? With you...!"

"goose…"

Sun Yulu didn't fully control her smile at first. After chatting with He Naibin for a few words, her smile surged up, but she couldn't hold back any longer. She waved her hands and walked to the side, laughing until she squatted on the ground and kept beating the ground.

Li Jianfeng stood beside him, all kinds of hints about He Naibin, ready to let him introduce himself. How could he have thought that the two couples would show their affection as soon as they met, completely ignoring his existence, leaving him embarrassed and overwhelmed.

In desperation, Li Jianfeng had to ask Lin Fang for help: "Brother Fang, help! What should I do?"

Lin Fang couldn't help but chuckle. He patted Li Jianfeng on the shoulder and said, "Don't be impatient, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. With such a big amusement park and so many exciting projects, are you afraid that you won't find a chance? ?"

Li Jianfeng gave a wry smile and said, "Brother Fang, can I be in a hurry? With you by my side, I'm worried that if the time drags on, the cooked ducks will fly into your arms!"

"roll!"

Lin Fang laughed and scolded Li Jianfeng and said, "The more you say it, the more exaggerated it is."

When Li Jianfeng inadvertently said such a sentence, Lin Xin felt somewhat relieved.

He glanced at Ao Jing, who was trying to drag Sun Yulu up from the ground, and said, "Jianfeng, I have to remind you of something, have you noticed the image of this young lady?"

"Ah! I saw it, no problem, it's beautiful, I can do it!"

Li Jianfeng glanced at Ao Jing, and he couldn't take it back. He kept sucking in his mouth. Lin Fang was really worried that he would accidentally leak some of it.

Lin Fang raised his brows and said, "Don't you think she dresses neutrally and has a flat body, so what?"

"What's this?"

Li Jianfeng smiled disapprovingly: "You don't understand, Brother Fang, this is called a hipster, understand?"

Lin Fang: "…"

You know, you know, you know everything, you know the king!

Others used to be girls who specialize in girls. They have flexible fingers and are good at things that you have never seen before!

Are your chest muscles big enough, are your endurance high enough, and you just jump like this?

Lin Fang hinted several times, but Li Jianfeng was unmoved. Instead, he turned the topic aside. He had no choice but to give up.

No wonder Li Jianfeng's eldest brother would get into a lawsuit. These brothers are really a problem. Seeing a good-looking woman can neither walk nor listen to persuasion.

Sun Yulu finally stopped laughing, although she still had a few goose noises from time to time, she could communicate normally, she smiled and waved to Lin Fang and his group, and greeted them one by one, and then asked He Naibin, "Brother Bin, Are everyone here?"

He Naibin turned his head and glanced at Luo Zhanglang who was still on the phone, and said, "There's one more call, so let's wait a while."

Just as he was talking, the bus from the South Railway Station to Neverland pulled into the terminal. Luo Zhanglang, who was on the phone, covered the microphone and shouted over here: "Brothers, wait for me, our family Wenwen is here, I'll go pick her up!"

"Okay, you go."

Lin Fang responded, took Li Jianfeng to Ao Jing, and said, "Miss Longnu, we meet again, let me introduce to you, this clean and handsome guy is our brother Li Jianfeng, the one who ran to pick up his girlfriend. It's our other brother, Luo Zhanglang."

Ao Jing glanced at Li Jianfeng, nodded with a smile, and put her hand in front of Lin Fang and said, "Okay, you, Brother Fang! I mentioned to you last time that I and Lord Long may be relatives, so you can Are you interested? You are so good at chatting, no wonder you can get Meng Zuer!"

"Abaabaaba..."

Li Jianfeng couldn't say anything in a hurry next to him. The situation in front of him really developed as he expected, which was too frustrating.

It's not that the man doesn't work hard, but the brothers have Gundam!

Ye Qingjie!

Lin Fang glanced at Ao Jing's hands, and just thought for a moment about what they had experienced before, he decisively pulled Li Jianfeng's hand to cover it, and said with a smile, "Thank you for the compliment, but my girlfriend is not Meng Zuer, but someone else. Someone."

"I do not believe!"

Ao Jing smiled and pulled her hand back, but did not twitch. She looked down and found that her little hand was tightly clenched by Li Jianfeng. She couldn't help but look up at Li Jianfeng and said, "This classmate, do you want to? Wrench with me?"

"Okay... no! No! No! No! No! I didn't mean it!"

Let go, good man!

For the first time, Li Jianfeng held the hand of such a beautiful girl, and he was so excited that he almost said the wrong thing.

He quickly let go of Ao Jing's little hand and said, "My name is Li Jianfeng, Li Xiaoyao's Li, the sword from the Legend of the Fairy Sword and the Legend of Sword and Fairy, the Feng of Sanchi Qingfeng, nice to meet you, Miss Long Nv!"

"Ha ha…"

Ao Jing smiled reluctantly. She didn't know how to answer Li Jianfeng's words. She was killed by chatting today.

Lin Fang covered his face, a little blind.

Li Jianfeng's clumsy performance was worse than his previous life.

How can anyone rely on the game desperately when introducing their name? For fear that others will not know that you are a game freak or something?

Even if the game and TV series of "Legend of Sword and Fairy" were once very popular, those are memories from many years ago. How many people know about it?

Playing this kind of meme in front of a girl is simply killing me!

Ao Jing simply ignored Li Jianfeng, looked at Lin Fang and asked curiously, "Brother Fang, are you really Meng Zuer's boyfriend?"

Lin Fang said angrily, "No! Really not! Really not!"

"I do not believe!"

Ao Jing gave Lin Fang an ambiguous look, and said, "I understand, what is true is what is true, what is true is false, I have played this kind of trick before, don't worry, I will not expose you!"

Lin Fang: "…"

He suddenly felt that maybe Ao Jing and Li Jianfeng together might really be suitable.

The two understand the king, and the one who understands is gone!

Fortunately, at this time, Luo Zhanglang brought Jiang Wenwen over and gave Lin Fang an excuse to avoid the bombardment by the two understanding Wangs.

"Everyone is here, let's go in!"

Lin Fang was the first to enter the door, and a large group of people followed.

As soon as I entered the door, there was a large billboard with a map of the entire park. Lin Fang memorized it very carefully, quickly memorized a few locations, and then led everyone to put down the six-claw pendulum.

Ao Jing followed Lin Fang's footsteps and asked curiously, "Brother Fang, have you come to play? Why do you feel so familiar with this place!"

Li Jianfeng quickly followed, and without waiting for Lin Fang to speak, he nodded and said, "Of course, Brother Fang has a lot of ex-girlfriends, and he brought many girls over to play."

Lin Fang: "…"

I really thank you, if it weren't for your reminder, I really don't know there is such a thing!

Lin Fang couldn't help but touched his nose, not knowing whether he should remind Li Jianfeng.

It's normal for a boy to want to show himself in front of a girl he likes. Peacocks know that when courting, they need to open their screens in front of a female peacock, let alone a human.

But Li Jianfeng's method was too clumsy, and Lin Fang couldn't bear to see it.

He didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional suppression, not only would it not dwarf Lin Fang and highlight his tallness, it would only arouse Ao Jing's rebellious heart towards him and his curiosity towards Lin Fang.

Even if Lin Fang's current scumbag value is only 2 points, he also knows that when a girl likes a man, it often starts out of curiosity.

In this sense, girls are really cat-like creatures.

Sure enough, Ao Jing just glanced at Li Jianfeng, then tilted her head and smiled and said to Lin Fang: "Brother Fang, I don't see it, you have a lot of emotional experience! There are many ex-girlfriends, how many are there?"

Lin Fang turned his head and glanced at Li Jianfeng. Seeing that he slowed down in embarrassment and didn't answer, Lin Fang really wanted to kick his ass.

It's fun to interject when you shouldn't, but now I let you interject, but you are left behind!

Li Jianfeng didn't follow up in time, so Lin Fang had to answer himself: "Didn't you read my black material collection post?"

"Do you still have a collection of black materials?"

Ao Jing's surprised little mouth had grown into an O shape, and Lin Fang could even see her little tongue sticking up, one could imagine that she was really surprised.

"Hmm."

Lin Fang nodded and returned to the previous topic: "There are quite a few, 99+, they all call me a scumbag."

"Oh, Brother Fang, you are so annoying!"

Ao Jing couldn't help but gave Lin Fang a blank look, and said, "People don't want to know about your ex-girlfriend now, they want to know, what are your secrets, can you tell others about it?"

Bad food!

When Lin Fang heard Ao Jing's gentle tone, he couldn't help being agitated: This woman, shouldn't she be interested in me?

Thinking of this possibility, Lin Fang couldn't help but look back at He Naibin.

When Lin Fang saw Ao Jing for the first time, he suspected the relationship between Ao Jing and Sun Yulu, and discussed the matter with He Naibin.

But He Naibin didn't mind and insisted that Sun Yulu was true love.

Lin Fang couldn't persuade him, so he could only let him.

Originally, Lin Fang thought that He Naibin was just having fun and would break up sooner or later, so whether Ao Jing and Sun Yulu had that kind of relationship was not that important.

Who would have thought that He Naibin was actually playing the real game, and he was about to achieve a positive result with Sun Yulu. If it hadn't happened to him, Lin Fang would not have believed it at all.

However, Li Jianfeng still wanted to join in the fun. As soon as he saw Ao Jing's appearance, he said that he wanted to chase others. He never thought about it. If he and Ao Jing became friends, their relationship with He Naibin and Sun Yulu must have a relationship. What a mess.

It's okay now, Ao Jing is still acting coquettishly towards Lin Fang.

He almost couldn't hold back and kicked Ao Jing out with one kick.

This game is so exciting...Bah! Stimulate a fart, it is clearly chaotic!

He didn't want to join this messy game!

Lin Fang took a deep breath and responded coldly to Ao Jing, "No."

"Hey?"

Ao Jing was shocked. She unconsciously touched her smooth and tender little face, and then took out the mirror from her bag and looked at it. Under her granny's gray tinfoil permed hair, there was a handsome and handsome neutral face. .

You don't need to rely on other places, only with this high-value face that both men and women can kill, no one can reject him.

what is it today?

Did Lin let him go blind?

If it weren't for the crowd, you had to pay attention to your personal image. Ao Jing really wanted to grab Lin Fang by the collar, corner him, and tell him to repeat, no one can be so stubborn in front of her, no one!

Lin stood in front of the big pendulum facility, waved at the dragging team behind, and said, "Come, come, let's play this together at the first stop."

Goo!

Goo!

Goo!

The sound of swallowing saliva came and went, and before anyone came over, Lin Fang saw several people shrink back and try to escape.

The corner of Lin Fang's mouth twitched, he quickly ran over with a chuckle, stopped Li Jianfeng and Luo Zhanglang and said, "My good brothers, where are you going?"

"Ah, I think the project next to it is very interesting, I want to try it."

Lin Fang turned his head and glanced at the direction of Li Jianfeng's fingers, restraining himself from laughing.

A big man, instead of sitting on a big pendulum, actually wants to go on a merry-go-round, is it embarrassing?

Lin Fang held Li Jianfeng's shoulders and said earnestly, "Jianfeng, don't you want to chase Ao Jing? If you let her see you sitting on a merry-go-round like a little girl, what do you want her to think of you?"

"This…"

Luo Zhanglang looked around, and was really embarrassed to learn from Li Jianfeng. He pointed at an amusement ride randomly, and simply said, "Then what... I'm in a rush to urinate, and I want to go to the toilet first."

Lin Fang patted Luo Zhanglang's shoulder and said, "No hurry, I'll go to the toilet with you after sitting on the big pendulum."

Luo Zhanglang refused: "No, Brother Fang, I'm worried that I won't be able to hold back. If I urinate on it, I'll be fined!"

Lin Fang said with a smile: "It's okay, I'll pay for you! I'll buy you a pair of pants!"

"This…"

Luo Zhanglang felt that his way back was blocked by Lin Fang. He couldn't find an excuse to refuse, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

Lin Fang took advantage of Luo Zhanglang and Li Jianfeng's daze, grabbed the two of them, and dragged them to the line in front of the amusement facility.

Sun Yulu was more attentive. She read the introduction of the big pendulum carefully, and asked a little worriedly: "This big pendulum swings a lot, 220 degrees, are you sure you can do it?"

He Naibin said hesitantly, "I don't seem to be able to do it..."

Lin Fang approached quietly and said, "Nai Bin, are you sure you can't do it? Do you need me to buy some medicine for you?"

"I can!"

He Naibin gritted his teeth and said bravely, "Of course I can, no need to take medicine!"

"Okay, let's go together!"

Lin Fang just wanted to drag the three guys in the dormitory to accompany him to stimulate himself. As for how the other three girls choose, it doesn't matter, they didn't offend him.

This is not being careful, this is sharing weal and woe with our brothers!

There are many amusement facilities in the park, and because of the implementation of the one-card card and the relationship between the park, the tourists are well diverted, and even if it is a popular amusement facility, there will not be many people queuing.

Ten minutes later, it was Lin Fang's turn.

He Naibin was held by Lin Fang's words, Luo Zhanglang and Li Jianfeng were simply held by Lin Fang's hands, and neither was able to escape.

None of the three girls wanted to try, and they all chose to watch the fun below.

So, the four men got on the big pendulum and **** the safety measures.

"Ah ah ah... I don't play anymore, let me go down!"

Li Jianfeng couldn't bear it at first, and he struggled to get down before he got to heaven.

Lin Fang didn't stop him, but just said sarcastic words next to him: "Okay, let's go. I just forgot to tell you that Ao Jing was flirting with me, and I'll just agree to it later. I look at the park and it's quite big. Yes, it should be easy to find a place with no one."

Li Jianfeng put his hands together and begged for mercy: "Brother let go, please let me go! You have already made so many girlfriends, it doesn't matter if there are one more or one less, you just let Ao Jing go, okay?"

Lin Fang scratched his nose and said lukewarmly, "It depends on whether you really like Ao Jing."

"I really like her!"

Li Jianfeng's tone was so firm that he was about to cry. He was really afraid of these things. He was afraid of heights.

Lin Fang said noncommittally: "Like it? Playing the big pendulum with me, I believe you really like it. If you don't come with me, you'll be greedy! Do you want to play?"

Li Jianfeng pulled off the safety measures, stood up and was about to jump down, he sat back again, tied the safety measures again, and said with gnashing teeth: "Play!"

With Li Jianfeng's lessons learned, Luo Zhanglang and He Naibin quickly grabbed the armrest and put away the words that came to their lips.

Lin Fang's flirting skills are terrible, even if they don't flirt with their girlfriends, their sisters, sisters, aunts and so on, it's really unbearable.

After thinking about it, the two still felt that they could only coax Lin Fang and not anger him.

Soon, everyone was ready, the security guards completed the security check, the machine started, and the four of them went to the sky together.

"Ah ah ah... ah!"

Not long after the big pendulum started, Li Jianfeng closed his eyes and fainted before he could swing to the first peak.

Lin Fang knew that Li Jianfeng was timid, but he didn't expect him to be so timid.

He glanced at the phone that was recording, bared his teeth in amusement, and turned to look at He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang.

The situation of these two guys is not bad, they are just full of hooting, but they are not at their limit.

Lin Fang couldn't help but touched his nose. He decided to let Li Jianfeng go. He would only take He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang for the next stop, and not Li Jianfeng.

"I can't, it's terrible... ah!"

Lin Fang was thinking about it, when he suddenly heard Li Jianfeng's voice next to him, he turned his head and looked, Li Jianfeng woke up, only said a few words, then fainted again.

"Puchi..."

Lin Fang couldn't hold back and laughed.

Brother is afraid of this, he should not laugh, but he can't help it.

Lin Fang turned his head and glanced at He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang again. Seeing that the two of them were still holding on when the swing peak came, he knew that this amusement facility was really hard for them, so he stopped paying attention to the two of them. Only concentrate on helping Li Jianfeng record.

In the camera, Li Jianfeng kept waking up, yelling, fainting again, waking up again, yelling... in a cycle of fainting.