I’m Not a Scumbag

Hu Qingchan's self-control ability is very good, in other words, it is easier for her to enter a state of concentration.

That is to say, she was just taken into her arms by Lin Fang, because Yan Bingyue was beside her, and other things, her face was red and a little shy.

But soon, she threw herself into the plot of the old movie, and was moved by the joys, sorrows and joys of the characters in the play.

It doesn't matter what the director wants to express, what matters is what he can gain from it.

Hu Qingchan calmed down, but Lin Fang couldn't.

He originally wanted to take advantage of the softness of Hu Qingchan, a real girlfriend, to suppress his evil thoughts aroused by Yan Bingyue.

But when he really did this, Lin Fang realized that he had forgotten something.

He was no longer an inhumane child. After he knew about the human affairs, the happiness of an adult was at the moment when his soul blossomed.

With this level of physical contact, Lin Fang could enjoy talking about it for a long time when he was not employed.

But now, Lin Fang only wants more.

"Little Chan..."

Lin Fang didn't even care that Yan Bingyue was still beside him, so he couldn't help but hug Hu Qingchan's slender waist and pushed back to make her body stick closer to him.

He leaned into Hu Qingchan's ear and whispered an excessive request: "Why don't we stop watching the movie first, let's go to the bedroom and play happily for a while?"

Hu Qingchan: "…"

Play with your sister!

Are you sure it's a moment, not an hour, two hours, three hours?

Hu Qingchan tried her best to control her emotions, pretending that she didn't hear anything, and continued to watch the movie attentively.

It's just that her slightly red ears betrayed her inadvertently.

Lin Fang didn't wait for Hu Qingchan's reply, thinking that she disagreed, feeling a little depressed, but thinking about it and feeling unwilling, he simply stretched out two claws, grabbed his lover's shoulders, and flicked on it regularly.

Immediately, before he could do anything more, Hu Qingchan grabbed Lin Fang's hands and warned in a low voice, "Baby, don't make trouble, there are guests!"

Yan Bingyue: "…"

. (*￣︶￣).

I have an MMP, I don't know if I should say it or not?

Did you know there were guests?

I beg you, please be human?

If I wasn't there, would you just do it?

FXXK!

Yan Bingyue was extremely indignant and unhappy. She felt that she had to do something.

Embarrassment alone is not as embarrassing as everyone else, everyone is embarrassed, then my embarrassment is nothing!

Yan Bingyue resolutely moved closer to Lin Fang, put her hand on his shoulder, and said softly in a soft voice, "Brother Lin Fang, what do you want to play? If Sister Hu is not free. , I can accompany you!"

Hu Qingchan: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a!"

Lin Fang: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a!"

Are you all so arrogant?

Hu Qingchan: As a post-95s generation, I feel a lot of pressure...

Lin Fang: As a post-85s generation, I feel... bah! I am also a post-95! I am also very stressed!

Hu Qingchan could no longer pretend that she didn't hear anything, and continued to watch the movie with peace of mind.

If you look at it like this, it will be nothing more than a fire in the backyard. Before you know it, your head will be green, which will be a big loss!

"cough…"

Hu Qingchan coughed lightly, turned her head to look at Yan Bingyue and said, "Sister Xiaoyan, what your brother Lin wants to play is a game that only he and I can play. It's a child's family, you can't play casually, you will get pregnant! "

laugh! You are the child!

Your whole family are kids!

Let me tell you, I'm a hacker, I have a VPN, I know a lot of license plates, I know many teachers, don't think I haven't done it, I have a wealth of theoretical knowledge!

Who do you look down on?

Yan Bingyue complained wildly in her heart, but with a charming smile on her mouth, she said, "Sister Hu, are you going to kiss brother Lin Fang? I heard from my mother that kissing will make you pregnant!"

Hu Qingchan: "…"

Lin Fang: "…"

As a human being, Lin Fang has long forgotten that when he learned about physiological hygiene in school, he didn't even remember whether the teacher had specifically talked about how to get pregnant.

But no matter how vague his memory was, he couldn't believe Yan Bingyue's deceiving nonsense.

In other words, Yan Bingyue is playing tricks again!

Lin Fang couldn't help rubbing his brows. He had long known that this little thing Yan Bingyue was a trouble, and he should not have brought this scumbag to make trouble with the family.

If it wasn't for this little thing, he would have been in love with Hu Qingchan long ago, and Hu Tianhu would have omitted 10,000 words.

Where do I need to be like this now, I can't reach my throat and lungs, scratch my boots!

Hu Qingchan's mind was only confused for a moment, and she soon realized that Yan Bingyue couldn't stand the two of them being intimate and deliberately made trouble. She couldn't help laughing, and deliberately echoed: "Yeah. If you kiss, you will get pregnant, so you Be sure to take protective measures. Otherwise, my aunt may have to consider holding a grandson!"

Originally, Hu Qingchan thought that if she counterattacked like this, Yan Bingyue would know more or less.

How could she know that she still underestimated the salacious operation after Dandan.

"what…"

Yan Bingyue let out an exclamation, half-shrouded her mouth, looked at Lin Fang with surprise and joy, and murmured, "Brother Lin Fang, it turns out that I'm already pregnant with your child! What can I do? I'm in the hospital. When, why didn't you tell me? Hey... But you have Sister Hu again, I don't want to be a third party, what should I do... Hey..."

I'll beat you to death!

Lin Fang didn't expect that Yan Bingyue actually had such a show, and he was stunned.

But soon, Lin Fang realized that he had to explain... No, to explain is to cover up, and to cover up is to be true.

I can't explain it!

The inertial thinking of the otaku in the previous life almost drove Lin Fang to make a wrong response. He quickly sorted it out in his mind and decided to try the sea king method of the wingman group.

Lin Fang looked at Yan Bingyue calmly, and said, "Accidental contact with saliva, without emotional factors to catalyze, will not lead to pregnancy, you can rest assured."

Yan Bingyue: "???"

Hu Qingchan: "!!"

Well, you Lin Fang, you really are a scumbag. Can you come up with such an excuse?

As expected of my man, this smooth sailing explanation really won my heart!

Hu Qingchan felt that Lin Fang under her body had regained her physical calm because of her nervousness. She looked back at Lin Fang, gave him a meaningful look of encouragement, sat next to the situation, and gave him the battlefield to play. .

"Baby, go ahead, I'll watch the movie first."

Uh…

Lin Fang knew from Hu Qingchan's eyes that Hu Qingchan had already guessed something between him and Yan Bingyue.

However, she didn't care.

Could it be that this is the special immunity specialty of scumbags?

Scumbag Exemption Specialty - As long as you're by my side, you're still my boyfriend, I don't care how many women you have outside, I don't care what happened to you and other women? I only have one request, don't take money out, don't bring sickness back?

My girlfriend can't be so sensible!

The girlfriend of a scumbag can do it!

If it was left in the previous life, Lin Fang would definitely think that Hu Qingchan was trying to get hold of it, and that there were other bad moves waiting for him.

However, in this life, Lin Fang felt that Hu Qingchan really didn't care.

Seems like it's good to be a scumbag...

Brother Cheng warning!

A 37-knife warning from a medical student!

It's good to be a scumbag, but if you can't settle the Shura fields, it's better to have only one girlfriend at a time, mainly for safety!

Lin Fang took a breath, first glanced at Hu Qingchan, and saw that she was really focused on continuing to watch the movie, and only half of the rattan pepper duck paw in her hand was eaten for a long time. It was obvious that she was really watching a movie.

After thinking about it, Lin Fang turned his head to look at Yan Bingyue again, this eccentric, actually put away the naive face just now, and happily ate the nuts as if nothing had happened.

Yan Bingyue is really happy.

Although she couldn't push the boat smoothly, she really ran to the bedroom with Lin Fang to play some two-player game, but at least she used a show to separate the overlapping sitting positions of Lin Fang and Hu Qingchan.

If the two of them are allowed to show off like this, Yan Bingyue feels that she will really be **** off. 69 school bag

I have just been discharged from the hospital, so stimulating the heart is not good for the body.

Seeing Yan Bingyue eating nuts intently and not looking at him, Lin Fang couldn't help but took a deep breath and said, "Xiaoyan, I'm going back to Jincheng tomorrow, and I have something to talk to your sister Hu later. If there's nothing wrong, I'll take you back."

"No need."

Yan Bingyue replied to Lin Fang casually, ran to Hu Qingchan's side innocently, and asked with a smile, "Sister Hu, I think your house is pretty good, has the other one been rented out?"

Hu Qingchan retracted her gaze, glanced at Yan Bingyue, hesitated for a while, but decided to tell the truth, she shook her head and said, "Not yet, I came to Beijing not long ago, all my energy was on my studies and work, and I didn't have much time to deal with it. The chores of life.

I'm not afraid of your jokes, I originally planned to cook by myself, but I bought a lot of ingredients and didn't move them. Basically, I was eating takeaways. There are too many things to learn and I don't have time to take care of them. "

"bingo!"

Yan Bingyue snapped her fingers and said happily, "That's great! Sister Hu, can you rent another room to me? It doesn't matter if I pay more for the rent, I have money!"

Hu Qingchan: "…"

Hearing this sentence, Hu Qingchan suddenly felt a little stuffy in his chest, and it was a little uncomfortable to block.

Of course she knew that Yan Bingyue had money, and she gave this money indirectly to Yan Bingyue!

Hu Qingchan said lightly: "That's not necessary. If you really want to rent, half of it will do."

Lin Fang frantically gave Hu Qingchan a wink and told her not to agree, but he never thought that Hu Qingchan agreed! I really don't know what to think!

Of course Hu Qingchan saw Lin Fang's small movements, but deliberately pretended not to see it.

Of course, a rival in love is the safest place to put it under your own eyes. If you put it outside to act as a demon, at some point, the top of your head will turn green.

Hu Qingchan could compromise with Fu Hao, but she never thought of compromising with more women.

If you want to join in, you can prove it!

"Then one and a half!"

Yan Bingyue readily agreed: "Sister Hu, how to pay the rent and how much, I will transfer it to you immediately!"

Seeing that the two women soon reached an agreement on a shared lease, Lin Fang felt more depressed.

He felt that he shouldn't have sent Yan Bingyue to the hospital, wouldn't it be Mr. Dongguo and the wolf, the farmer and the snake?

I take good care of you, but you are greedy for me.

If I don't give it to you, you will bully my girlfriend so she can't use it?

Your operation after the **** is so showy!

The more Lin Fang thought about it, the more angry he became. He stared at Yan Bingyue angrily, wishing he could eat her.

Yan Bingyue reached an agreement with Hu Qingchan, and paid the rent immediately and got the right to live in this house. She was quite proud at first, but when she saw Lin Fang's bad eyes, she couldn't help but feel numb in her scalp and felt a little guilty. .

But after thinking about it, Yan Bingyue became hard again.

Lin Fang will return to Jincheng tomorrow. Whether we can meet again at that time is entirely in Lin Fang's hands.

According to Yan Bingyue's understanding of Lin Fang, if she wants to meet him again, in all likelihood, she can only rely on her own hacker team to artificially create chance encounters.

But how can it be convenient to do that now?

You can hide from me, can you hide from your girlfriend?

Anyway, I have long planned to be a concubine. If I can't coax you, I can't coax your girlfriend?

If I can't beat her, I'll join her!

As long as your girlfriend accepts me, will you be mine sooner or later?

hiahiahiahiahia…

Xiao Xiaoxu, who was stared at by Lin Fang, was quickly forgotten about whether she wanted it or not. The more she thought about it, the more she was right, the more she thought about it, the more she felt that this operation of hers was like a fairy from heaven.

Therefore, Yan Bingyue decisively ignored Lin Fang, and simply sat tightly with Hu Qingchan, serving tea and water, and feeding all kinds of food, not treating herself as a patient who had just been discharged from the hospital.

Lin Fang only looked at it for a moment, and then fell into a dazed state again.

He really didn't understand Yan Bingyue and had no idea what she wanted to do.

Fortunately, the timely delivery of the lunch takeaway freed Lin Fang from this awkward state of being at a loss.

Lin Fang took the Northeastern dishes brought by the takeaway brother and placed them on the table one by one.

The staple food is dumplings, with three kinds of meat fillings, leeks, sauerkraut, and mustard greens.

The characteristic of Northeastern cuisine is that the portion is large. Even if you only ask for thirty dumplings in total, the solid ones are six taels, net weight!

Even if you don't eat vegetables, just eat dumplings, these 30 dumplings can make three ordinary people eat seventy percent.

What's more, there are also four other dishes on the table: sauce skeleton, three fresh foods, pot-wrapped meat, and sauce pork trotters, three meat and one vegetarian.

Sauce skeleton and sauce pig's trotters are good appetizers, and they are also good for dinner if you don't drink alcohol.

The pot-wrapped pork is about the same as the fish-flavored shredded pork is for Sichuan cuisine, and the sweet and sour pork is for Cantonese cuisine. A shy and lovely lady.

Even a die-hard salty party like Lin Fang, who doesn't like sweets, thinks that this restaurant's hot pot is very delicious, and it deserves to be a Northeastern restaurant with close to full marks.

The food is delicious, so Lin Fang should be very happy.

But when he saw Yan Bingyue greasy beside Hu Qingchan, he directly grabbed his position, and his mood was not so happy all of a sudden.

"Sister Hu, everyone is so happy to chat, and the food is ready. Let's have a couple of drinks to celebrate that our sisters live together. From now on, we will be a family! The liquor is too spicy, why don't we drink beer?"

The family is a ghost!

This girl actually pushed Hu Qingchan to drink, and even specified that she wanted to drink beer!

Hearing the keyword "beer", Lin Fang's ears perked up, and the whole person became vigilant.

Lin Fang knew that Hu Qingchan must know that he was alcohol... No, he was allergic to beer.

Does Yan Bingyue know that there are still two things to say at the moment, it depends on what her intentions are after she is drunk...

etc!

What am I thinking?

Didn't I sacrifice my life to feed the tiger? People are greedy for my body!

Lin Fang pondered whether he should go with the flow and pretend he didn't know anything... Suddenly facing Hu Qingchan's smiling pretty face, he became conscious and decisively refused: "No, I'm allergic to alcohol! You've just been discharged from the hospital, Xiaochan still needs We can't drink at work!"

Yan Bingyue pursed her lips and glared at Lin Fang, but she did not insist, but said to Hu Qingchan with a look of regret: "Brother Lin Fang does not agree, Sister Hu, it seems that we can't drink this drink. …”

"Why can't you drink it?"

Hu Qingchan smiled and shook her head: "He's allergic to alcohol, so if he doesn't drink it, let's drink it. My case has been completed, and I can take two days off. Today counts as one day, and tomorrow counts as one day. But you, just discharged from the hospital, can you drink?"

"Of course I can!"

Yan Bingyue's face beamed with joy, she patted her little chest without hesitation and said, "Sister Hu, you don't know, my body is recovering well! If I wasn't worried that no one would take care of me after I was discharged from the hospital, I could only go back to school. I'm out of the hospital!"

"Oh?"

When Hu Qingchan heard a certain key word, her brows twitched, she just turned her head to look at Lin Fang, and continued to smile to Yan Bingyue calmly: "If that's the case, then go get the bar, it's all in the refrigerator, You decide how much to drink, and I will accompany you."

"Sister Hu is proud!"

Yan Bingyue stood up happily and went to the kitchen to get beer.

are you a pig?

Lin Fang secretly scolded Yan Bingyue who ran away, and explained to Hu Qingchan with a dry smile: "Xiaochan, I really don't know that Xiaoyan is recovering very well and will be discharged from the hospital two days earlier. I always thought, She can only be discharged today..."

"No need to explain. Look at you, why are you so nervous?"

Hu Qingchan grabbed Lin Fang's hand with a smile, and said softly, "I'm not that kind of unreasonable woman, I believe you."

Lin Fang: "???"

Is that the end?

Can't it?

Is my girlfriend really that sensible?

trap?

Shouldn't it be an illusion?

Two generations are human, UU reading www.uukanshu.com Lin Fang's experience in love adds up, so far, the progress is 2.

The first is to pay, and the second is to Hu Qingchan.

On the surface, it seems that Lin Fang has a lot of exes, many of whom he has never seen before.

But to Lin Fang, who didn't have the corresponding practical skills, these peach blossoms were more like a heavy crown, and he could be crushed to death at some point, just like Brother Cheng.

In the face of Hu Qingchan's tenderness at this moment.

Lin let go of his consciousness, and applied the various girlfriend routines on the previous life's micro-vision.

Yes, it must be so!

Don't lie to me, my girlfriend, how can you be so reasonable!