I’m Not a Scumbag
Vol 2 Chapter 297: A day full of warmth
Young has infinite possibilities.
He had heard too many words like this in his previous life. Lin Fang had long been immune to all chicken soup and poisonous chicken soup. Because he gave up on himself, he became passive Buddhist.
If it weren't for the fact that there was no way he could be a reckless current player, how could he be willing to be a Buddhist.
When Lin Fang woke up, it was the first time in his two lifetimes that he faced this sentence.
He found that the sentence "Young has unlimited possibilities" should be listened to together with the other sentence "If life doesn't force you, you will never know how awesome you are".
If it wasn't for time travel, if it weren't for ex-girlfriends like this, if it wasn't for being forced by life, Lin Fang believed that it was impossible for him to discover his body, and there was such a huge potential hidden in it.
Because of the excitement, Lin Fang woke up too early, and because of the weekend, no one in the family had woken up except him, and they had no breakfast.
After Lin Fang took a shower, he walked into the kitchen subconsciously, and just as he was about to start, he forcibly suppressed his urge to move.
Fang Youxi's clumsiness made him suddenly think of a question.
If I cook too delicious, will my mother feel useless and feel bad?
At first, Lin Fang knew that Fang Youxi pretended not to cook, and subconsciously she was avoiding housework.
After last night's self-talk, Lin Fang's mind was clear, and the pattern of seeing problems expanded a lot.
Looking at the same question again, there will be a new angle of interpretation.
Perhaps, Fang Youxi hides his excellence in order to highlight Gu Pengfei's excellence.
She is so good-looking, and she is so much younger than him. He is so straight, and he is not very rich. If there is nothing else outstanding, why would Fang Youxi marry him?
hiss……
Seriously terrified!
Lin Fang suddenly understood why Gu Pengfei loved Fang Youxi so much, and even suddenly got money, but it didn't get worse. Even if he wanted to spend some money, he chose machine maintenance. On Fang Youxi's body.
This woman is so scary!
He hides his culinary skills that surpass Gu Pengfei's hobbies. While taking care of his emotions in details, he freely displays his various bad personalities.
Slap a sweet date in another sense? No, this is PUA!
For Lin Fang, his cooking skills are better than his mother's, so naturally there is no PUA. If his mother's "women's singles" and "mixed doubles" maternal love crit, Lin Fang, who can "love", can't find Bei.
The only problem is that after my mother retired, she has few things to do. Before crossing the road, she could still have a daily entertainment activity of urging marriage. Now, in addition to the card table building the Great Wall activities, it is doing housework.
If Lin Fang's cooking is too delicious, her mother will not think that it is more fun for her to have someone help her to share the housework. Her old man will only think that Lin Fang's wings are hard, and they dislike her cooking is not delicious... …
"Forget it, let's go out and buy it!"
Lin Fang resolutely gave up the temptation to cook by himself, and decided to go downstairs to buy it and take a walk by the way.
Some abilities are inconvenient to test and require certain venues and equipment, but running does not.
Running may be the cheapest, most environmentally friendly, and most universal fitness exercise, except for shoes, there is nothing wrong with it.
After a brief warm-up, Lin Fang started jogging.
After running for ten minutes, Lin Fang didn't sweat, so he switched to running fast.
The frequency of jogging is about one kilometer in seven minutes, and the frequency of fast running is about one kilometer in five minutes.
After jogging for ten minutes, running fast for an hour, and running for more than ten kilometers, I sweated a little, but my body didn't feel very tired. Instead, Lin Fang felt refreshed, his whole body seemed to be opened, and he was hungry. Feeling rushing up all of a sudden.
Lin Fang knew that his stamina was good enough, so he didn't continue, it was more important to fill his stomach.
Just happened to pass by a small shop with the signboard of authentic Shanle tofu brain. Lin Fang sniffed and felt that the taste should be good. He took a look at the situation in the shop again. The decoration was very simple, but the hygiene was good and clean.
The store was quite busy, and when I looked over, I didn't see any vacancies.
That's it!
Just focus on these few situations, don't care whether it is authentic or not, the taste is not bad.
Lin Fang went in decisively and looked at the menu hanging directly on the wall. It said: 10 pieces of meat and tofu brains, 7 pieces of vegetarian tofu brains, 5 pieces of beef cakes, and 1 piece of meat and vegetables in Bobo chicken.
It's really authentic enough. It's all about Shanle snacks. The noodles and steamed buns that are usually sold in breakfast restaurants are not available.
Eating bobo chicken in the early morning was a bit heavy, but Lin Fang decisively chose tofu brain and beef cake.
Vegetarian tofu brain ingredients are relatively simple, only sprinkled with sweet potato vermicelli and san (fine twist), accompanied by light soy sauce, vinegar, chili oil, pepper noodles, monosodium glutamate, chicken essence and other common condiments, the real soul, Or homemade pickled kohlrabi.
The difference in kohlrabi makes tofu brains of the same quality very different.
The meat and tofu brains are more foreign. The thick bone soup base is covered with tofu brains, and then large pieces of beef, crispy meat, or fresh chicken shreds are added, and it becomes spicy and fragrant beef with a thick soup. Tofu brain; fragrant and delicious, light-tasting chicken tofu brain; crispy meat tofu brain full of crispy and not greasy mouth.
Yes, after seeing so many choices, Lin Fang decided to have three meats and one vegetarian food. He ordered four bowls of tofu nao and four beef patties.
The beef cake skin is similar to the skin of Roujiamo or Braised Rou Guokui, but it is filled with steamed beef. The beef is fresh and mellow, spicy and palatable. With the skin that is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, it is really a mouthful. Fragrant.
The owner of the shop is a beautiful woman who still has charm. From the subtle crow's feet at the corners of her eyes, it can be seen that she is nearly forty years old, but she maintains a good figure, even if she is wearing a looser shirt, jeans, and a mask on the outside. An apron can still attract the attention of many male diners.
Lin Fang was somewhat suspicious that so many people in this store were coveting the beauty of the proprietress.
In addition to the proprietress, there is also an old woman in her fifties who helps. The proprietress is mainly responsible for making cakes, making tofu brains, and collecting money.
The movements of the two were very quick, and although there were many guests, there was no panic.
There was no seat in the store, so Lin Fang chose to take out.
Lin Fang didn't wait long to get the food, and just as he was about to go out, a young girl in a school uniform ran into the store, and as soon as she opened her mouth, she made a very clear voice: "Mom, I'm here to help! "
The proprietress saw the girl appear, with a gratified and helpless smile on her face, and said: "I told you, read your books at home, you will have the college entrance examination next year, how can you do without a little work? There are me and you Wu Ma in the store. Here, get busy!"
The girl smiled brightly and said coquettishly, "Mom, people just want to help you! It's as simple as getting into a university, just take a look at it. By the way, mother, which university do you like? Big Four or Normal University, or Xi Cai?"
The proprietress gave the girl an angry and funny look, and said, "Why do I like college? I like Qingbei, did you pass the exam?"
The girl nodded seriously and said, "Of course! But I can't go, Mom, it's too far from home, I don't like it!"
Boss lady: "Uh..."
The entire breakfast shop, both men and women, felt that their hearts had been subjected to a brutal and inhumane crit.
I don't go to Qingbei because it's too far from home and I don't like it, is it okay?
We like it, but we can't pass the test!
For a time, the atmosphere in the store was heavy, and many customers suddenly felt that the delicious tofu brain in front of them was not fragrant all of a sudden.
The proprietress glanced at the diners who secretly watched their mother and daughter's faces suddenly become embarrassed. She couldn't help but knocked the girl's head and said deliberately: "Money, if you don't brag, you will die? It's because you don't go to Qingbei. You don't like it, hehe, your dad didn't dare to blow like this when he was alive! Go and help wash the dishes, don't fool around in front of me!"
"Oh……"
The girl pouted and muttered in a low voice: "No one is bragging, don't believe it! When next year's college entrance examination, I will take the provincial champion and scare you to death! What's so great about Qingbei, isn't it because the score is a little higher!"
Lin Fang: "..."
I'm a scumbag who tried my best to get close to Sichuan Four, living under the same sky as you, I'm really sorry!
Lin Fang shook his head and hurried out of the breakfast shop.
I didn't realize it when I bought it, but when Lin Fang walked out of the store, he remembered that he actually spent 67 yuan for his breakfast!
Four people have a serious lunch, two meat and one vegetable and one soup, which is almost the same amount of money.
Lin Fang looked back at the breakfast shop and couldn't help but think.
The earning power of this humble breakfast restaurant is terrifyingly high.
From the outside, you can't really tell at all.
When Lin Fang returned home, both parents had not woken up, but Lin Xiaolei had woken up. She lay in the toilet and didn't know what she was doing. Lin Fang couldn't do anything about taking a shower.
He had no choice but to put breakfast on the table and play with his mobile phone.
The breakfast shop is not far from home, and it is still hot now. Compared with the hot mouth that was just served, the temperature is almost just right now, which is when the tofu brain is at its most mellow.
Smelling the aroma of the food, Lin Fang felt more and more hungry.
Such an expensive breakfast, it would be a shame not to try everything.
No wait, I'll eat first as a tribute!
Anyway, I am also abiding by the ancestor's teaching, my father and mother will not blame me!
Simply, Lin Fang took out a bowl and a spoon, divided some of the three meat and one vegetable and four kinds of tofu brains, and tasted a little of each.
Not to mention, this tofu brain tastes really good.
Lin Fang didn't know whether it was authentic or not. The smoothness of the tofu brain, the mellowness of the soup, and the saltiness of the kohlrabi were enough to make Lin Fang remember the deliciousness of this breakfast restaurant.
The beef cakes also tasted very good. Lin Fang could eat them. The beef was fresh and steamed from the same day.
With fresh ingredients and good craftsmanship, it's no wonder that this breakfast restaurant is only willing to sell specialty snacks, rather than selling noodles and buns.
There is a unique secret recipe, why do you have to work hard with people.
After Lin Fang finished eating comfortably and washed the dishes, he saw Lin Xiaolei clutching the phone, walking into the dining room sleepily, and heading straight for the refrigerator.
She didn't see Lin Fang at all, so she opened the refrigerator, took out a carton of milk, and prepared to unpack it and drink it.
Whether or not mom cooks on weekends depends on her mood. Lin Xiaolei has long been accustomed to drinking a box of milk pads first. This has already formed a subconscious conditioned reflex, and she can do it without being fully awake.
"Lin Xiaolei, do you want tofu brains?"
"Ah... ah ah..."
Lin Xiaolei abruptly opened her eyes, glared at Lin Fang, and scolded: "Don't eat it! Lin Fangwen, you are going to die! Do you know that people are scary, scary to death? You scared me, tell me I'm sorry!"
Lin Fang glanced at Lin Xiaolei, nodded, and said, "Got it, it seems that you are not interested in tofu brain. I'll call up my father and mother in a while and ask them to eat all breakfast."
suck... suck...
Lin Xiaolei shrugged and smelled the aroma of tofu nao. She threw the milk in her hand back into the refrigerator, and exclaimed in surprise, "Shanle tofu nao, and beef cake? I want to eat it!"
Lin Fang held down the little head of Lin Xiaolei who was rushing over, holding back his smile, deliberately cold face, and said, "Didn't you say don't eat? I'm already going to call my father and mother up, you are like this, I It's hard to do!"
Lin Xiaolei shook her head, but couldn't break free from Lin Fang's hand, she slapped her face and said, "I don't care, I don't care, I want to eat, I want to eat, you don't give me to eat me. Just cry and show you! I'm going to tell my mother that you bullied me!"
Lin Fang touched his chin, pretended to think for a moment, and said, "It's not impossible for you to eat, let me hear it if you say something nice."
At this time, Lin Ma was awakened by the movement in the dining room. She approved the pajamas and came out, just in time to see Lin Fang "tugging" Lin Xiaolei's hair, and asked her to say "nice".
A dangerous look flashed in Lin Ma's eyes, she quietly kicked off her slippers, approached Lin Fang lightly, and took out a feather duster from the cabinet beside her.
The Lin family has many methods, and is always hidden by Lin Ma in various corners. Every time it is unexpected, it is to teach Lin Fang a lesson.
Out of the corner of Lin Xiaolei's eyes, she saw Lin Ma, her eyes rolled and she pretended to be wronged and said, "Brother stinky, you know how to bully people! What do you want people to call you? Brother, brother, official...you Isn't it, what are you laughing at? You perverted brother, you actually want people to call you... wow..."
What the hell!
You wronged me!
When did I laugh, I was surprised, okay?
Lin Fang opened his eyes wide and watched Lin Xiaolei's performance in disbelief.
Inexplicable, just the two of us, what are you playing?
Whoosh!
No, someone attacked me!
I turn around and it's a roundabout... Mom?
Lin let go of his conscious kick, but he took it back decisively, and then Ma Lin swiped the feather duster on his buttocks, which happened to hit the base of his thigh that he didn't have time to fully retract.
Snapped!
"what……"
Lin Fang screamed and squatted down for the first time, clutching his thighs.
Lin Ma's pumping was not particularly heavy, and the meaning of deterrence was far greater than the meaning of punishment.
But Lin Fang's reflex nerves were too good. After running, his body was fully active, and his limbs were in a very sensitive state, so he kicked out subconsciously.
Even if he retracted it in the middle, the force he sent out was not fully retracted, the two collided, and they were pumped in a place where the nerves were dense.
When Lin Xiaolei saw Lin Fang being punished by her mother, she was very happy at first, but when she saw him hugging a strange place, she squatted down, her face changed, and she said to Lin Ma in a panic, "Mom, what are you doing? Where to fight? Our Lin family will not end, right?"
Lin Ma was also confused at the moment. She calculated it well, and it was Lin Fang's butt. She never made a mistake. How could she know that Lin Fang suddenly turned around and made her hit the wrong spot.
After Lin Xiaolei said this, Ma Lin didn't know where she got Lin Fang, and said with an ugly face: "Don't panic, don't panic, go and call your dad, I'll get some ice and let your brother put it on it. , I hope to keep the incense of your old Lin family."
Lin Fang was in pain, but he was so misunderstood by his mother and sister that he was embarrassed and couldn't help but want to laugh. He endured the pain, stood up, and complained, "Mom, Xiaolei. , what nonsense are you talking about! It's just a slap on the thigh, where is it involved in the end, I'm fine!"
Lin Ma was not persuaded by Lin Fang's light-hearted words at all. She looked at the place where Lin Fang was covering her hands, and said with concern and sincerity: "Lin Fang, there are three kinds of unfilial piety. To be honest, I can't be hurt at the root because of a temporary face problem, and I won't have the face to enter the ancestral grave of your old Lin family!"
Lin Fang couldn't help laughing~www.wuxiaspot.com~ He said, "Mom, I'm really fine! And you're using the famous Mencius quote. The original words are like this: There are three kinds of unfilial piety. Marrying without notice is for having no offspring. The no offspring here means that you have not fulfilled the responsibilities of your younger generation, not that you have no offspring! Don’t talk nonsense if you don’t understand…”
Lin Ma was worried about Lin Fang at first, worried that he was seriously injured, but now seeing that he can still be so skinny, his expression changed, and the feather duster almost swiped at him again.
Lin Xiaolei blinked, compared her thumbs to Lin Fang, sat down on the chair decisively, grabbed a bowl of bean curd brain, picked up a piece of beef cake and immediately started eating.
She also heard that Lin Ma was using common sayings indiscriminately, but she didn't dare to expose it. It was Lin Fang who was the first to be tough, and she was only beaten before.
Awesome!
Lin Ma's heart was burning and she couldn't send her hair to Lin. Seeing that Lin Xiaolei was sitting and eating in a carefree manner, she couldn't help shouting, "Lin Xiaolei, have you brushed your teeth before you eat breakfast, is it dirty?"
Blame me? It's not you who I said!
Lin Xiaolei looked aggrievedly at Lin Ma, then looked down at the delicious tofu brain in the bowl, and whispered, "The doctor said that brushing your teeth after breakfast is more hygienic, I will listen to the doctor."
She spoke very quietly, and Ma Lin couldn't hear it clearly. No matter what she said, Ma Lin didn't intend to listen. She just wanted to vent her anger and roared simply, "If you don't brush your teeth, are they dirty? "
Lin Fang heard Lin Xiaolei's complaint clearly, and looked at the small appearance of Lin Xiaolei who was clearly angry, but had to obediently brush her teeth. She was unspeakably happy.
Aha, another day of loving each other.
It's so warm!
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