I’m Not a Scumbag

After Ao Jing finished drinking, she looked at Lin Fang with a pair of eyes that kept her calm as much as possible.

She wanted to know, if she looked at Lin Fang like this, could the other party lick the wine as if nothing had happened!

right!

In Ao Jing's view, Lin Fang is not drinking, he is simply licking wine!

Then…

Lin Fang put the wine bottle down.

Ao Jing looked at Lin Fang in surprise and said, "This is the end?"

Lin Fang nodded and said, "Yes, is it possible, do we have to continue?"

Ao Jing: "…"

How can people be so shameless?

I drank three bottles in a row, and you licked it three times in a row.

I am a woman with arrogance and dry cloud, and you are a gentleman.

That's it, you still ask me if I want to continue?

Heh... man!

Otherwise, why would I be willing to play with women, not with your men?

Ao Jing thought for a while and felt that he couldn't drink like this anymore.

There's nothing wrong with her drinking, but she's just not happy.

Fortunately, the bar is used to playing drinking games, and there is no such thing that she can't. It happened that He Naibin and Sun Yulu had finished singing their love songs, and Ao Jing waved at them and said, "Come, come, let's play seven or eight. Nine!"

He Naibin glanced at Lin Fang and said, "Isn't it okay? We can play, but Brother Fang can't drink much..."

Huh? That being said, he's really invincible...

Ao Jing glanced at Lin Fang in surprise, and said, "It doesn't matter if you can't drink, as long as you're lucky enough. Everyone knows the rule of seven, eight, nine, right? Put two dice in the dice cup, put a male cup, and be the first to shake it. The person pours any amount of wine, shakes it to 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, and does not drink.

Shake to 7 and don't drink, just add any wine to the male cup. Shake to 8, drink half, shake to 9 and finish. Roll to two 1s, you can designate anyone to finish the drink, roll to the other two same numbers, and reverse the order of rolling the dice.

If you can't drink enough, let you be the first one to come here. You can completely control how much you can drink. Even if you shake it to 9, you won't get drunk. How about it, no problem? "

I have a question…

After all, I'm allergic to alcohol, and if I get drunk, I'm worried that you will be greedy for me.

Although you're a woman and you're pretty good-looking, you act like a man too much.

After sobering up tomorrow, I am afraid that I will not be able to face myself. From now on, men will become more men, and I will not dare to look directly at men...

Lin Fang decided, or refused, he said, "I have..."

He Naibin interrupted: "It's strange if there is a problem, of course there is no problem! Brother Fang, it's already like this, we can't be cowardly, come on!"

last fart!

Do you take your brother out as a target in order to get a girl?

You are asshole!

Lin Xin didn't agree, but he was a little embarrassed to be staring at him like this, so he gritted his teeth and agreed, "Okay, then I'll come first."

He poured a little wine into the glass, then shook the dice and found a "7", so he had to add a little more wine to the glass, and then looked at Ao Jing beside him.

Ao Jing picked up the public cup and looked at it. The whole person was stunned. The wine in the cup will be submerged in the bottom of the cup after being poured twice. If you drink so much wine, it will be gone after licking it. Does that count?

"Buffalo!"

Ao Jing gave Lin Fang a thumbs up and shook the dice cup expressionlessly.

She made up her mind to shake out a "7", and then filled the cup. She wanted to see how Lin Fang would act as a demon in a while.

Aside, Sun Yulu saw that there was too little wine in the glass, so she turned her head and said something to He Naibin.

She was at a normal volume, but there was still a song playing in the private room, and He Naibin didn't hear what she said at all.

"What did you say?"

Sun Yulu was helpless, so she had to get close to He Naibin's ear and said loudly: "It's not good to let brother, do you want to remind him? Jingjing will be angry later!"

The clerk's sister's breath was like blue, and the warm breath blew into He Naibin's ears, and he felt that all the bones in his body were lightened by two taels.

He felt that the decision to bring Lin Fang to KTV was the right one.

If it weren't for Brother Fang, how could I have such a good opportunity to get close to the goddess?

He Naibin grinned and said, "Let's go, let's say brother, he is allergic to alcohol, and he drinks on his face. It's just that public cup, the kind that may fall down if it is full. Let's not tell Ao Jing first, let's play a game first. After a while, if Brother Fang really loses, let's stop it!"

"Alcohol allergy, true or false?"

Sun Yulu glanced at Lin Fang curiously. She had heard of this physique, but had never seen it.

In the past, in her circle of friends, there were often people who said that drinking was a shame and that they couldn't drink, but these people said that they couldn't drink, they couldn't drink, and they could drink a kilo or two of white wine. People who don't believe in drinking alcohol can't drink it.

"of course it's true!"

He Naibin smiled and said, "During my freshman year, the four of us just moved to a dormitory and we had dinner together in the evening. The first time we ate, I invited it, and I don't remember what I ate, so I remembered to order a whole four boxes. Beer, plan to get drunk.

The result was good, he said that he couldn't drink, because he was allergic to alcohol. The other three of us believed each, and the more he said that, the more we had to feed him.

guess what? Just two...two glasses of beer. He finished the first one, and his face started to change on the spot. His whole body was red from head to toe. like.

We didn't take it seriously at the time, and we asked him to drink a second cup, but only half of the second cup was drunk.

At first we thought he was pretending, we continued drinking ours and betting on how long Brother Fang would be able to pretend. But until we all drank almost, Fang brother didn't wake up.

Only then did we know that Brother Fang was really allergic to alcohol, and we couldn't wake him up. Whether it was splashing water or pinching people, he couldn't wake up. We had no choice but to carry him back.

He was tall and big, but he suffered for the three of us. We were almost drinking, and we had no strength. Carrying such a strong man on his back, he fell down on the way, and I don't know how many times he fell.

Since then, whenever we go out to dinner, even if Brother Fang wants to drink, we will not let him. We don't want to try the experience of that day again, it's too painful to let a group of big men take care of a strong man! "

Sun Yulu blinked, looked at Lin Fang, and said, "I really want to see what Brother Fang looks like when he's drunk..."

He Naibin's smile froze on his face. He observed again and again and finally determined that Sun Yulu was serious.

Q: The goddess heard that my buddy is allergic to alcohol, what should I do if I want to get my buddy drunk?

Not only... Forgive her?

Let go, forgive me!

For the lifelong happiness of my brother, I can only trouble you to get drunk again!

He Naibin took a deep breath, leaned close to Sun Yulu's ear, and said, "I know a little trick of throwing dice, and I'm 80% sure that I can throw two the same every time. Let's change positions and let me sit next to my brother. , so that every time it comes to me, there is a good chance of reversing the order and letting him keep rolling the dice."

Sun Yulu hesitated and said, "But there are only four of us in total. After the order is reversed, unless Jingjing knows your little skills, it's useless, right?"

He Naibin glanced at Ao Jing meaningfully, and said, "That's not necessarily true. Do you see what numbers she throws now?"

Sun Yulu glanced at the dice cup and found that lying in the dice cup were two bright red numbers "4", that is to say, the order was reversed, and now it was Lin Fang's turn.

This discovery made Sun Yulu very excited. She urged He Naibin to say, "Change positions, quickly change positions!"

The two changed positions, and now the four of them are Ao Jing, Lin Fang, He Naibin, and Sun Yulu.

Ao Jing threw two "4s", and now the dice cup was back in Lin Fang's hands, and it was his turn to throw again.

Lin Fang threw a "9" and could only drink the wine in the glass.

Then, with the tacit cooperation of the other three, it only took three rounds, and Lin Fang had to face a full glass of beer.

He looked at the wine glass in front of him, and said with a bitter face: "Can we change the punishment? I might get drunk after drinking this glass of wine. You don't want to send a drunk home?"

Lin Fang was not afraid of being scolded by his mother when he came home drunk. Anyway, he was unconscious when he was drunk. No matter how much his mother scolded him, he would not hear it.

He was afraid, and was stopped by the daughter-in-law of Lao Wang's house upstairs in the middle. What if she took the opportunity to plot against the law?

If Lao Wang is not at home after working overtime, it doesn't matter, if he follows his daughter-in-law sullenly again, it will be fatal.

Lin Fang felt scared when he thought about it, and he was a little at ease.

"It's okay, we'll send you when you're drunk!" ×3!

He Naibin, Ao Jing, and Sun Yulu actually said these words in unison.

have to!

It seems that this hurdle is not over!

Lin Fang had no choice but to lift the glass with his eyes closed and drank it all in one go.

Others were drinking wine, but Lin Fang felt that what he was drinking was fire!

boom!

A stream of heat flowed down his throat, and the blood all over his body was instantly ignited.

Lin Fang's skin quickly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and a pair of clear eyes began to slowly become sullen. The moment he put down the wine glass, he collapsed on the sofa.

"Hey? Is it so miraculous? Si Guoyi..."

Sun Yulu was greatly amazed, she leaned over to Lin Fang, stretched out her finger and poked him lightly, and found that he was motionless and unconscious.

He Naibin smiled and said, "Yulu, don't try it. Brother Fang is really drunk. Alcohol allergy is so magical. Even if he is thrown into the water now, he won't wake up. We have tried it all."

As one of the initiators, Ao Jing was also observing Lin Fang, she found that Lin Fang was really drunk, and a strong sense of guilt surged in her heart, she said: "I thought Brother Fang was an excuse, but I didn't expect that he was really I can't drink it, what should I do?"

He Naibin smiled and said, "It's easy, either take him home, or find a hotel for him to sleep in for the night. Yulu, it's getting late, shall I take you back?"

"OK!"

Sun Yulu understood He Naibin's intention instantly. Lin Fang was tall and big, and it was very laborious to back in and out. He Naibin wanted to hide and take her away by the way.

The rest of the people will naturally be responsible for arranging Lin Fang.

This heavy responsibility will undoubtedly fall on Ao Jing's shoulders.

Sun Yulu didn't hesitate at all, and decided to leave with He Naibin.

"Hey, you just left like this? What should I do with Brother Fang...Fuck, I'm alone now, don't you want me to send him? Two bastards, you don't even tell me his address, what should I do? deliver?"

Ao Jing looked at the KTV where only herself and Lin Fang were left, and wanted to cry without tears.

After all, she was also responsible for getting Lin Fang drunk. He Naibin and Sun Yulu left Lin Fang to her. Although it was a little unrighteous, it was not too much.

Ao Jing had no choice but to touch Lin Fang for a while, and found something hard in his pocket, and took out the key with a little effort.

Then she tried to carry Lin Fang on her back, but found that she couldn't. Although she was not short, she was still a little reluctant to carry Lin Fang. When she got up, Lin Fang's feet were still touching the ground, not like her back, but more like dragging.

Ao Jing tried several methods, and finally found that she could only put Lin Fang on her shoulders and support him along the way.

If he knew that drunk people were so serious, he wouldn't do such a stupid thing by killing Ao Jing.

On the surface, she was the one who took care of Lin Fang, but in the final count, it was herself who suffered.

Where does this make sense?

Ao Jing helped Lin Fang out of the KTV, still feeling a little tired, and hurriedly called the KTV waiter for help, gave a little tip, and asked him to help put Lin Fang into the car.

Ao Jing sat in the driver's seat and was a bit tired, but didn't care that when the waiter was leaving, Lin Fang's face was full of envy.

After she took a few breaths and regained her composure, she realized what the waiter's eyes meant before leaving.

"I'm going, is this taking me as a rich woman with a little white face?"

Ao Jing glanced at Lin Fang, then glanced at herself in the rearview mirror, laughed at herself, and said, "He's a little white-faced, but unfortunately I'm not a rich woman, just a small and micro-business that hates and hates ghosts! Ao Jing, come on, one day, you will have a chance to be a little white face!"

A little further away, someone just got out of the car and suddenly heard Ao Jing's deafening roar. After being taken aback, he looked around and saw no one, and said to himself: "This sisters Really ambitious, I hope you succeed soon, but remember not to be scary next time!"

Ao Jing gave herself a breath and drove the car out of the parking lot.

She didn't know Lin Fang's home address. She shook him for a long time and couldn't wake up. She called Sun Yulu but no one answered. In desperation, she could only send Lin Fang to the express hotel.

The car happened to be near Sichuan Four, Ao Jing parked the car in front of a hotel, got out of the car and asked, made sure there was a room, opened the room, and then she helped Lin into the hotel.

"Hey? It's him? Lin Fang!"

Xiong Xiaoxiao, who was secretly trying to read a book at the front desk, saw Ao Jing helping a man come in, she glanced at it and planned to lower her head to continue reading, because she felt that Lin Fang was a little familiar, so she took another look and found that she knew.

Her eyes widened, and her first reaction was to contact Fu Hao quickly.

This man, he wants to cheat!

No, I must tell good sister Fu!

Xiong Xiaoxiao didn't care that Lin Fang was just a paid ex-boyfriend. Anyway, she felt that she had to take care of this kind of thing.