I’m Not a Scumbag

The annual old duck has a special aroma after being boiled.

The sour radish secretly made with spicy millet and pickled **** is specially prepared with brine. After boiling, the strong sour and spicy taste is mouth-watering.

The duck meat is chewy when it is just boiled, and it will not be cooked for a long time, only a soft and tender one is left.

Eat another bite of sour radish, sour and spicy to relieve greasy, and the mouth is fragrant. I only think that I can have another half duck.

After drinking half a bowl of old duck soup, a stream of heat flowed down my throat, and my whole body became smooth.

A "cool" word can slide from the top of the head to the center of the feet.

The benefits of Wei Jue Lao Duck Soup, He Naibin said it was not too familiar. At the same time as he explained, the waiter just placed a casserole larger than a washbasin in the middle of the table.

The table is similar to the hot pot table, with a stove in the center, which is specially used to place the pot.

The ingredients in the casserole are all cooked and can be eaten directly, but they are usually boiled to make the ingredients more delicious.

Seeing the old duck soup on the table, He Naibin swallowed and said, "Yulu, when will your little sister come? Would you like to make a phone call? This dish is already on the table..."

"It should be soon..."

Sun Yulu was a little embarrassed. She was the one who called her. She didn't have the heart to eat after waiting for a long time.

Lin Fang glanced at He Naibin amusingly. When drinking milk bin before chasing other girls, he would never make such a low-level mistake.

As long as the girl and friends haven't arrived, he can wait as long as he can, and he will never say a word to spoil the atmosphere. He is called a gentleman.

But in front of Sun Yulu, He Naibin made frequent mistakes.

Maybe when you really fall in love with someone, you are so blind.

Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived.

The little sister in Sun Yulu's mouth rushed over with the waiter's order.

Before she could call her phone, she saw a girl with very short hair and a handsome flower-like man rushing in at the door. She was wearing a white casual suit and carrying a white Xiaokun bag in her hand. Looking around.

"Ao Jing, Jing Jing, we are here!"

"You haven't eaten yet? Are you waiting for me? So polite!"

Ao Jing's eyes were very good, and as soon as Sun Yulu spoke up, her eyes swept over, and as soon as her eyes lit up, she rushed over.

She sat next to Sun Yulu with a golden knife, and took off the plastic-sealed convenient tableware and chopsticks. Quietly, maybe the Dragon King was a relative of our family 800 years ago, but I can't walk the clouds or spread the rain."

Lin Fang couldn't help but look up at Ao Jing, the girl's self-introduction was very interesting.

Self-deprecating is so slippery, and I don't know how much grievances I have suffered since I was a child.

Seeing his appearance, Lin Fang couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

Ao Jing's hair is very short and similar to that of a boy. It was permed with tin foil and dyed in grandma's gray. She only wore an ear stud on her right ear.

She has beautiful features, is neutral, has a pure face, no makeup, and has a flat figure with no chest and no butt. When she doesn't speak, it is easy to be misunderstood as a boy.

"Who's waiting for you? It's just a coincidence that you're here. If you're later, you'll be waiting for the bottom of the pot!"

Sun Yulu snorted and said, "This is my colleague He Naibin, and the one next to him is Lin Fang. We call him Brother Fang."

"The bottom of the pot is the bottom of the pot! Others want to eat it, but they can't eat it!"

Ao Jing smiled and didn't mind at all. She hugged Sun Yulu and said with a smile: "You little conscience, I'm so good to you, and you want me to eat the bottom of the pot!"

After greeting Sun Yulu, Ao Jing nodded to He Naibin, and finally smiled at Lin Fang and said, "Brother Fang, I also called after them, I am a micro-business, what do you want to buy or sell? , find me. Guaranteed to buy you the lowest price, and sell you the highest fake!"

ho!

Micro business?

I can see it alive!

As for micro-business, Lin Fang has only heard rumors, no one in the circle is engaged in this business.

Unexpectedly, after this time-travel incident, the social circle has expanded in various ways, and occupations that were previously unattainable by eight poles are now appearing in front of him one by one.

"If there is a chance, I will definitely find you. Let's add a WeChat first."

Lin Fang took out his mobile phone and directly showed the QR code.

Ao Jing was stunned for a moment before she regained her senses. She took a deep look at Lin Fang, took out her phone, and added him as a friend.

Having introduced herself so many times, Ao Jing has looked at her with contempt. She has always been begging to be friends with others, or this is the first time someone has taken the initiative to add her.

After adding friends, Ao Jing specially added a note to Lin Fang: "an interesting person".

"Come on, eat, let's eat first, the pots are all boiled!"

As the host, He Naibin greeted everyone for dinner diligently.

After the old duck soup boils, the waiter will help to remove the lid of the pot.

The way of eating soup pot and hot pot is exactly the same. You can add side dishes and you need to make a saucepan, but the really delicious souppot restaurants have their own saucepans.

The dish of Weijue Lao Duck Soup is a mixture of diced sour radish, diced kohlrabi, crispy soybeans, secret watercress, and mashed garlic. When eating, pour a spoonful of Lao Duck Soup, stir well, and then it’s time to enjoy time.

Take a piece of duck meat, stir a few times in the material dish, and then put the duck meat together with diced sour radish, diced kohlrabi, and crispy soybeans into a spoon and put it into your mouth together.

That's a delicious one!

"Delicious, that's what it tastes like!"

Ao Jing was very satisfied with what she ate. While eating, she did not forget to add vegetables to Sun Yulu.

He Naibin wanted to do the same, but he fell behind Ao Jing every time. After a few times, he could only watch Ao Jing take care of Sun Yulu with a depressed expression, and he couldn't get involved at all.

Lin Fang watched from the sidelines, vaguely guessing, but he couldn't say it directly, so he could only send WeChat to He Naibin.

"Nai Bin, your clerk and the new lady have an unusual relationship. Are you sure you didn't win love?"

When He Naibin saw the intimate interaction between Sun Yulu and Ao Jing, he was a little bit interested. When he saw the news, the information came back very quickly.

He said: "Bah! When the two Bao meet, there will be an injury, and the victory will belong to me. I will let her know that it is the right way to manage Bao's friendship!"

Lin Fang: "..."

Six six six, starting today, I respect why you are the only one!

If your Chinese teacher knew that you used idioms like this, they would definitely beat you to death.

The reminder also reminded that He Naibin still had to go all the way to the dark, and insisted on dismantling the duo who made good use of the nunchaku, monopolizing one of them, teaching him Xiao Yu's skills, and giving him a handle. Lin Fang could only do nothing. .

Lin Fang simply tasted the old duck soup with peace of mind. It's a waste to eat such a delicious food. Just eat and drink with peace of mind.

After eating, he walked out of Wei Jue Lao Duck Soup shop, He Naibin took Sun Yulu to drive, threw Ao Jing to Lin Fang, and gave him a "you know" look.

Lin Fang guessed that Drinking Milk Bin was using a strategy of differentiation to deliberately separate Sun Yulu and Ao Jing.

Sure enough, after a while, he received He Naibin's WeChat: "Fang, please help! I told Lulu that you are going to drive Ao Jing, so I will take her to KTV first. Let's meet at this location, and I will send the address. Here's to you..."

"Dog thing, the tricks of cheating brothers are playing tricks, you!"

"Brother Fang, I was wrong! The task is arduous, you have to pull the brothers! After this is done, the palace club! Three wives and four concubines!"

"Go back, I'll think about it."

"Brother Fang...Isn't this too much? There are seventy-two concubines in the Three Palaces and Sixth Houses, that's eighty-one. I don't feel bad for money, I'm afraid your body won't be able to carry it..."

"Forget it, when I didn't say..."

"Don't! Don't! Eighty-one is eighty-one, I'll arrange it!"

"You just said you'd make arrangements?"

"The servants help the emperor to arrange everything properly!"

"Forget it, let me help you."

"Thank you, Your Majesty! Your Majesty Long En is mighty!"

After flirting with drinking milk bin, Lin was relieved and satisfied.

Lin Fang doesn't care if he is young or not, he is just curious why some people don't pick home flowers and wild flowers, and only love Shen Gongbao.

what……

I don't seem to be qualified to talk about others, so many ex-girlfriends, I don't seem to have picked any of them...

No, that night, after I was drunk, I had a blank memory, and I don't know what happened during that time?

"Brother Fang, what are you thinking? Laughing like this..."

Ao Jing stared at Lin Fang for a long time. She didn't see He Naibin driving over, nor Lin Fang stopping a taxi. If it wasn't for the next stall to go to KTV, Sun Yulu also reassured her on WeChat that she would do it all. Want to withdraw.

"Ah... nothing, think of a very funny thing."

Lin Fang shook his head with a smile and said, "Let's go, let's go drive."

"Oh……"

Ao Jing followed Lin Fang to the underground parking lot, and hugged Lin Fang's shoulder very familiarly, and said, "Brother Fang, do you have a girlfriend?"

Lin Fang shook his shoulders, left Ao Jing's embrace calmly, and said with a smile, "It's broken."

Even if he knew that Ao Jing was a woman, Lin Fang was still a little awkward to be hugged by her.

A woman who can attack a woman may not be able to attack a man.

For them, there is no difference anyway, they have to use phantom limbs.

Ao Jing didn't get angry when she saw Lin Fang break free. She laughed and said, "Would you like me to introduce one for you? They can't do anything. They are skilled and obedient. I promise they won't stick to people."

Lin Fang: "???"

Dude... no, sisters!

Are you sure you are a micro businessman, not a micro mommy?

Your business is a bit broad!

This road, you walk wide!

Faced with this temptation, Lin Fang solemnly said, "I want to try..."

"Fang brother, understand life!"

"Hey hey hey..."

Lin Fang and Ao Jing looked at each other and smiled, turned their backs at the same time, and spat fiercely.

Pooh! Scumbag (female)!

After getting in the car, Lin Fang went straight to the KTV ordered by He Naibin.

On the way, Ao Jing looked at Lin Fang's outfit, and at the luxury car under his crotch, with a thoughtful look on his face.

At KTV, when entering the box, Lin Fang found that He Naibin and Sun Yulu had already sung.

A love song duet, "Hiroshima Love".

It is said that the couples who have sung this song have broken up, maybe they don't know, this song is about 419, don't ask me who I am, I will break up at dawn.

Lin Fang looked at He Naibin, not knowing what to say.

This song is known as a must for scumbags. You are a rich second generation who is hungry and has Bao at the end. You learn from others to play affectionately. This is the first time you go to KTV with people, and you order this kind of song?

Pretend to be affectionate, not a scumbag!

Seeing that He Naibin and Sun Yulu had already sung, Ao Jing didn't go to order the song, she took Lin Fang to sit down, handed him a bottle of beer, and said, "Brother Fang, come here, I respect you. Over the old duck soup, patronizing and eating, I forgot to drink some wine."

"This... Quiet, it's not that I don't want to drink with you, I really can't drink."

"It's okay, I'll do it, you can do whatever you want."

ton ton ton!

Ao Jing did what she said, a bottle of beer was gone for a few seconds, and it went down smoothly, Lin Fang wondered if the stomach was directly under her throat.

what……

Why did I suddenly think of Shi Xiaolu's stamp album, I remember there was a Shen monkey in it.

Pooh!

Others are suspected of making good use of the nunchaku, how can I think about this?

Forget it, drink!

Ao Jing looked at Lin Fang after drinking the wine, and then saw... He was really casual, and after a few tastes, that one sip... maybe he drank a few drops.

With such a big life, Ao Jing can be regarded as a veteran who has been tested by alcohol. How many times have he seen such a brazen person?

She didn't believe in evil, so she picked up another bottle and said, "Brother Fang, I met you right away, I still respect you for this second bottle of wine, and may your friendship with me be like the friendship between Guan Bao~www.wuxiaspot.com~ me It's done, as you please!"

When Lin put on Ao Jing's bottle, he touched her and was about to drink a few more drops when he suddenly heard her last sentence, choked on a sip of wine, and almost coughed.

Does this girl know how to use idioms, or is she hinting?

Could it be that she knew that she was not on the right path, and longed for me to lead her into a real woman?

No...no...maybe I'm overthinking it.

Ao Jing lost another bottle of beer for a few seconds. She drank one bottle and looked back at Lin Fang. The bottle of wine was still the same, and it looked the same as before.

I still can't believe it!

I have to get you drunk today!

Ao Jing picked up another bottle of wine and said, "Brother Fang, you are the first person to know that I am a Wechat businessman and take the initiative to add me on WeChat. I am very moved, brother, please let me respect this third bottle of wine. You! I did it, you are free!"

"Wait, Jingjing, don't drink so hard all the time, your throat can't stand it...hey...look at you impatient..."

Lin Fang walked slowly, took another sip, and watched Ao Jing drank another bottle of wine. He was very curious, what was the structure of her throat? bottle?

How on earth did she do it?

Ao Jing drank three bottles in a row, and didn't expect Lin Fang to finish a bottle of wine, but Lin Fang didn't even get half a bottle of wine, which made her even more unconvinced, and gave birth to a strong sense of frustration.

On weekdays, no matter male or female, being surrounded by her, it is rare to lose face.

Lin Fangken took the initiative to add her WeChat, and Ao Jing felt that Lin Fang was a person who could have deep friendship.

But this wine made her hesitate.

No way, he is really as strong as he said, can't he be drunk?