I’m Not a Scumbag

Jiao Jiao and her group of hip-hop lovers have two places where they often dance, one is the "DCD" dance studio, an indoor venue, and the other is Huajin Dawan Square.

The DCJ dance studio is located in Xiangwan City, not far from Huajin Dawan.

Strictly speaking, Huajin Dawan's side should be regarded as the territory of the group of warriors who perform the market veneer dance.

Their indoor dance studio "**P" Jazz breaks the tide, just upstairs from Huajin Dawan.

Jiao Jiao and the others have never found a suitable outdoor venue. Because of the relationship between the bosses of DCD and **P, they found a foothold on Huajin Dawan's side.

"Qian Lao Wu Jiu Ji Goose Intestine Hot Pot" is not far from Delin Book Bar, and a group of people walked over to eat.

Now to go to Huajin Dawan, you need to take a car.

"Are we taking a taxi or driving?"

Guo Mingliang wasn't able to see the good show he was looking forward to, and was very unhappy. He wondered if he should fight the fire again. He squinted at Lin Fang and said, "But if you drive, it doesn't seem to work. We've all been drinking, so we can't ask for help. Lin Fang?"

"Why use a butcher's knife to kill a chicken? I don't need Lin Fang. I'll do it. We have a lot of people, so it's not convenient to drive a few cars. Didn't you buy a van for the bookstore? Just drive yours."

Mi Li'er took the initiative to ask Ying and took Guo Mingliang's words.

Guo Mingliang: "???"

what happened to you?

No, Mi Li'er, Miss Mi, we're all together...

Convex (Fuck Duck), look at my brain!

I forgot, they changed people, and now this is "Mi Suier"!

"Okay, then you drive, who will be in the co-pilot?"

Guo Mingliang couldn't make a plan, so he made another plan.

He even thinks that this freshman's plan is even better.

"I'll take the co-pilot."

"I'd better take a taxi..."

Jiao Jiao wanted to take the co-pilot, and Lin Fang chose to take a taxi.

What are you kidding?

Hearing that Mi Li'er was going to drive, Lin Fang refused to get in the car immediately, and took the co-pilot, was he in a hurry to go to Huangquan Road?

Mi Li'er was wearing a hip-packed skirt and high heels, as if she could drive?

Only the ignorant are fearless, and those who have studied the Fa have a particularly high awareness of safety.

Lin Fang is very clear about two things:

A hip-packed skirt will make the distance between the two too narrow, resulting in an inflexible response.

High heels cause the distance between the sole and the heel to be too large, and it will be too late to brake in an emergency.

Rather than handing over your life to Mi Li'er, you might as well spend money to buy peace.

Mi Li'er stretched out her long legs, her high heels clattered, and she walked in front of Lin Fang in a few steps.

"You don't trust my technique?"

"Yes."

"If you don't try, how do you know that my technique is not good enough?"

"I can't try..."

"No, you have to try today! Come up to me!"

Guo Mingliang: "???"

Did I think too much?

Why do I think there is something wrong with your conversation?

Before Jiao Jiao could stop her, she saw that Lin Fang was pinched by Mi Li'er's arm and dragged abruptly to the passenger of the van.

Lin Fang was originally able to resist, but when he was caught by a grain of rice, a slightly bitter Chinese medicine-like smell and a slightly sweet floral fragrance, wrapped in a milky smell, poured into his nostrils.

This kind of original special perfume smell, because many people use it, it has long become not special enough.

This is the taste of Miss Coco...

But what's with that milky smell?

Lin Fang turned his gaze slightly, and suddenly felt that there was no reason to resist.

Just like that, he was sandwiched and sat in the co-pilot's seat. While Lin Fang regained his freedom, he felt a little lost in his heart.

Before he could do anything else, Mi Li'er closed the car door, quickly sat in the driver's seat, leaned over, and pressed Lin Fang to fasten his seat belt.

Lin Fang let Mi Li'er press him down and help him fasten his seat belt, and he was a little lost for a while.

Until Mi Li'er started the car and drove a distance, Lin Fang woke up, but it was too late.

Damn it!

I actually fell into the "beauty plan"!

Lin Fang looked down at Mi Li'er's long legs... No! Looking down at the red high-heeled shoes she was stepping on the accelerator, she felt flustered.

Beauty mistake me!

I got on this pirate ship and managed my life and death, how could this be good?

As a last resort, Lin Fang grabbed the safety handrail on the door and made up his mind. If something was wrong, he would open the door and jump out of the car.

Even if you are disabled, you are more fortunate than returning to the west.

"Look how scared you are! I told you, I'm very skilled, I'll let you fly later..."

Ah!

I believe...

Your evil!

Lin Fang didn't even look at Mi Li'er, his eyes focused on the traffic in front of him, ready to jump at any time.

Behind him, Guo Mingliang couldn't help rubbing his nose. He felt that he could no longer eavesdrop on Mi Li'er and Lin Fang's conversation.

I always feel like I'm watching some strange scene, and it's easy to get nosebleeds.

In the back, Jiao Jiao, who was squeezed to the end, looked blank, holding her phone and sending a message to Mi Li'er.

"My surname is Mi, are you going too far?"

"I don't want to be ashamed?"

"Anyway, Lin Fang is now my boyfriend, okay?"

"How do you act like the two of you are a couple, and I'm the third party involved?"

Buzz!

Ding dong!

Mi Li'er's cell phone kept ringing in the center control position~www.wuxiaspot.com~ She didn't even have to look at it, she knew that Jiao Jiao was sending her a message.

In the rear-view mirror, Jiao Jiao's beautiful face was almost turned into a piece of charcoal. Standing with her, the whole thing was impermanent in black and white.

"Cough!"

Mi Li'er coughed lightly, glanced at Lin Fang, pouted at him, and said softly, "You know the password, your birthday, please reply to WeChat for me."

Lin Fang: "???"

Sister-in-law... Former sister-in-law!

Why is your mobile phone password my birthday?

Since you're so obsessed... and respect me so much, why don't we open a room at night and have a good chat about life?

You are wearing a nice suit, you don't need to change your clothes...

Lin Fang pinched his thighs, letting those thoughts that were about to fly out all shrink back, picked up Mi Li'er's phone, and successfully unlocked it with a few clicks.

"Click on WeChat and give me a first look..."

Lin Fang did as he was told, but he realized that it was a dangerous operation, and immediately focused his attention on the front, ready to jump at any time.

"Just answer: Are you asleep? Dare to say that he is your boyfriend! No one will misunderstand that Lin Fang and I are a couple. Who doesn't know that I have high vision and poor personality? Can I like him? You are not the first Three, you are the Nth..."

Lin Fang: "..."

Hello!

I'm still here!

You asked me to return the message for you, and you asked me to return this?

You are destroying me!

According to his own understanding, Lin Fang resolutely changed the words into: "Don't worry, I can't take away your boyfriend, he has high vision and doesn't look down on me. There is no third party, he is very single-minded. ."

Perfect!

Note ①: Thank you for the reward "I'm a handsome brother".