I’m Not a Scumbag

Drop drop!

QQ's crisp prompt sound made Lin Fang's eyes light up, who was a little bored. He minimized the video window and clicked on the message box.

"Jincheng Wingman Roundtable" ranked first and kept flashing.

Lin Fang: "???"

He didn't click to read the news in a hurry. He first looked at his QQ profile, 126****53, it was his QQ, and the password was correct, but what kind of round table meeting was this, when did he join it?

I didn't want to understand, so Lin Fang put it aside for the time being and clicked to read the news.

Sportsman Earl Jack Wu: "Call for support! Call for support! I met a beautiful woman with a face value of 95+ and a figure of 99 at the 'Williams Fitness Club', wingmen, it's time to dispatch!"

Yoga Hot Mom Marquis Sherman Shaliu: "There can be no woman with a better body than me! The wingman is in place, report the address, and I will help you measure it!"

Little Miss Sunshine Lord Serena Huang: "Wow! With a 99-point figure, I shiver at A. The wingman is in place, report the address!"

Sven's Lineage Baron Jackson Xu: "I often go to Williams, but you are lucky enough to meet such a sharp guy! The wingman is in place, report the address!"

Lin Fang: "..."

After looking at the speeches of these people, Lin Fang went back and looked at the chat records, the whole person was dumbfounded.

What round table meeting is clearly a group of scumbags and scumbags!

There are routines for scumbags and scumbags to flirt with girls and men. The main attacker first determines the target, then goes to the group to call the wingman for assistance, and after determining the number of people, they start to accumulate.

Once agreed to enter the game, even a virtuous woman and a straight man of steel can't bear to disarm.

Lin Fang secretly dived into the water, picked up the past successful cases of these scumbags and scumbags, and exclaimed in surprise.

If he had known these methods earlier, he was also a lover at a young age, and he would never have been a single dog at the age of thirty-one.

"KING, are you here? You don't come, there are only a few of them. I don't have any confidence in my heart at all! @陳峰校草·king."

Lin Fang was stunned for a while before realizing that the "King" whom @ received was actually himself.

Lord, baron, earl, marquis... KING?

If I guessed correctly, I am the most scumbag recognized by the scumbag group? The strongest scum king?

For a moment, Lin Fang had the urge to withdraw from the group.

The curiosity that surged up in his heart finally overcame this urge. Lin Fang couldn't control his hands, and elegantly typed two words on the keyboard: "Address."

"My king, you are finally here!"

"Your Majesty, your little maid greets you!"

"King, your knight is here, I am willing to protect you with my life!"

There was a group of scumbags and scumbags with only a few people speaking. Because of Lin Fang's speech, the news instantly flooded. This also made Lin Fang realize how unshakable his position was in this group.

The strongest scumbag man, really hammered!

Sportsman Earl Jack Wu: "Tomorrow at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, Jiaodong memory room escape, dinner Gutai Reed big wine and food, eat Japanese food, and then move on to DANCEPUB."

For the three place names in Jack Wu's newspaper, Lin Fang had only heard of Jiaodong's memory, but had never been there.

I have never even heard of Deda Wine and DANCEPUB.

Or, let's go and see?

Lin Xin felt a little excited, moved his hands, and typed three words lightly: "Got it."

He has never been a scumbag, and he doesn't dare to say too much. He can only use as few words as possible to break into the enemy's army.

"Wang is as cool as ever!"

"As expected of His Majesty my King, concise and to the point!"

"Our king, with the simple words 'understood', perfectly demonstrated his domineering and strong self-confidence, I want to blow it up!"

The group was in chaos, and there was very little useful information. Lin Fang simply quit the group chat, and set up incoming messages to display only the number without prompting.

The world suddenly became much quieter.

Lin Fang took another look at the time, and accidentally got into the middle of the meal.

After hesitating about whether to go home or not, Lin Fang decided to go back first.

What if my mother has lost her temper?

She is so good at cooking, so if she doesn't go to the show, wouldn't she give her face?

Lin Fang made up his mind and got off the plane by himself. When he passed the front desk, the cashier lady greeted him and said, "Shuaiguo, will you come online for a long time next time?"

"Not necessarily, it depends on your mood."

"Cut! You're still concave! But I'm porridge, come here, let me scan the QR code and add a WeChat!"

Lin Fang glanced at the cashier lady in surprise. After thinking about it, he walked over and showed his QR code.

In the 31 years of life before yesterday, no girl has ever taken the initiative to ask for any of her contact information, not to mention such a beautiful young lady.

This kind of novel experience, it feels pretty cool to try it occasionally.

After adding friends to each other, Lin Fang turned around and left.

The cashier's sister couldn't say hello, so she simply sent him a voice: "My name is Jiao Jiao, I'm anxious, Jiao, delicate and tender, you can call me Jiao Jiao Mei or Jiao Mei. If you have time, come out together. Just kidding!"

Jiao Jiao spoke authentic Jincheng dialect, tender and soft, as if she was acting like a spoiled child all the time.

After filtering through WeChat, this coquettish feeling became stronger, as if she should agree to any unreasonable request.

Lin Fang just wanted to experience the joy of being asked for his contact information. UU reading www.uukanshu.com didn't think about anything else, so it made perfect sense if he didn't speak for a few days, and then deleted Jiao Jiao's contact information.

Hearing this voice, Lin Fang hesitated for a while, and changed the note from the other party to "to be deleted", and then changed it to "Coquettish girl Jiao Jiao".

Lin Fang hurried back to dinner, but didn't reply to her message.

Mom's temper, it's too late, don't even want to lick the bottom of the pan.

No matter how much is left, she will pour it into the bag and bring it downstairs to feed the dog.

When Lin Fang went back, he didn't take a single ring. He went directly to Section 2 of North Jianshe Road, passed through South Jianshe Road, bypassed Jiaodong Memory, and went back to his home in Central.

Fortunately, there were not many cars on this route, so Lin Fang hurried all the way, and finally got to the dinner table when his younger sister Lin Xiaolei added her second bowl of rice.

Ma Lin had already finished eating and was sitting on the sofa watching TV. Papa Lin was making tea and cutting fruit, carefully exercising her right to be the "head of the family".

"Who do you like with your dog's nose? Once the food is ready, you can catch up with it no matter how late. Didn't you say you can't come back to eat?"

Seeing Lin Fang sitting down to eat spontaneously and consciously, Lin Ma couldn't help but sarcastically said: "I tell you, if your sister is too good to eat, one bowl is not enough, two bowls are not enough, I won't give you any cabbage leaves. You keep one!"

"mom!"

Lin Xiaolei, who was eating happily beside her, was unhappy. She said, "If you scold my brother, scold me, why do you scold me? I'm still growing, what's wrong with eating an extra bowl of rice?"

Lin Ma squinted her and said with a sneer, "Long body? Where does it grow? A person without **** and buttocks has no other advantages except a good-looking face. You are ashamed to tell me that you are growing a body? It's almost like wasting food. !"

"Don't eat!"

Lin Xiaolei threw the tableware and chopsticks angrily, got up and left.