I’m Not a Scumbag

Gang Jing said: As long as you give me a fulcrum, I can turn the world over.

Everything can be leveraged, and the magic of leverage lies in one mind.

The corners of Lin Fang's mouth twitched slightly and said, "Then why don't I choose someone who is beautiful and has no temper?"

"How can it be?"

The girl in the white vest widened her eyes and said in surprise: "How can there be such a perfect girl in this world? I also want to find a tall, handsome, rich, gentle, kind, powerful, pet me, humorous, only A boy who loves me and depends on me for everything...!"

you win!

Lin Fang suddenly found out that he was not a bad guy at all, and a real bad guy must at least be like the one in front of him.

According to the standard of a girl in a white vest, a beautiful girl with no temper is already a perfect girl.

The perfect boy needs to be tall, handsome, rich, gentle, kind, powerful, pet her, humorous, love her only, and depend on her for everything...

After making a long speech, the girl in the white vest said to Lin Fang, "So, if you can have a beautiful and capable girlfriend like Sister Man, you should be content! Don't mess with her. …”

"Lin Fang, why didn't you wait for me inside? I thought you were leaving first!"

Meng Zuer changed into a loose black sweater, ordinary jeans, a peaked cap, and a black mask ran out, rushed in front of Lin Fang, and took his arm, just interrupting the last sentence of the girl in the white vest.

"You...you dare to seduce Sister Man's boyfriend..."

The girl in the white vest turned her head sharply and looked inside the yoga studio, but she didn't see Liu Shiman catching up, so she patted her chest a few times and said, "Scare me to death! You guys are so bold! Take advantage of Sister Man's absence. See, you go! Go!"

"What nonsense are you talking about..."

"goodbye."

The corner of Lin Fang's mouth twitched. He guessed that the girl in the white vest might have made up a big love triangle scene again. He didn't correct it. He waved at the other party with a smile, and pulled Meng Zuer, who was going to scold him, to go downstairs quickly.

"Hey! Didn't you hear her talking nonsense just now? Why are you holding me? I don't care, I'm going to teach her a lesson! It's ridiculous, I Meng Zuer will seduce other people's boyfriends? By the way... she said Who is Sister Man's boyfriend?"

"it's me."

"what?"

Meng Zuer was stunned for a while, originally planning to rush up to find someone to trouble him, but now he was stunned in place, a little unable to regain his senses.

She pointedly pointed at Lin Fang and said, "You... are you Sister Man's boyfriend?"

"Of course not!"

Lin Fang patted Meng Zuer's head a little funny. She was wearing a hat and couldn't feel her hair. That was the only way. She still felt more comfortable with her hair.

"We are just ordinary friends."

"Really, then why did you say it was you? You wanted to scare me to death?"

"What you just asked was who the girl was talking about, and I answered it was me, is it wrong?"

Lin Fang shrugged and said, "I can't answer you directly. Sister Man and I are just ordinary friends, right?"

"It seems to be the same..."

Meng Zuer nodded, and suddenly saw Lin Fang turn around and enter a small store. She looked up at the store sign, then looked at the almost full store, and hurried to hold Lin Fang down.

"What are you doing?"

"eat."

Lin Fang glanced at Meng Zuer in surprise, raised his hand, and ordered his watch, "Look at the time, it's almost noon, I'm hungry. Aren't you hungry?"

Meng Zuer glanced at the watch on Lin Fang's hand, frowned even more, shook his head vigorously and said, "I'm not hungry, and I won't eat this restaurant if I'm hungry! Who wants to eat glutinous rice rolls? It's gone, it smells bad!"

"This is the authentic Jincheng food. Every street has it, but there are not many that can really be cooked. This one tastes very good, do you really not eat it?"

"No... don't eat?"

Meng Zuer originally wanted to refuse righteously and sternly, but thinking of the Yuxiang noodles that Lin Fang brought him to eat last time, he couldn't help swallowing, and his tone became less firm.

Lin Fang, this guy is really annoying!

I always like to take myself to this kind of small shop!

Wearing such an expensive watch, but eating such a cheap roadside stall, is really an iron rooster!

"Then wait for me outside for a while, and call you when I finish eating."

"what?"

Meng Zuer looked at Lin Fang in disbelief, and said, "You eat delicious food and drink spicy food here. Let me wait for you outside? The sun is so strong outside, will it catch me?"

"Then do you eat?"

"Eat... right?"

Lin Fang sat at a small square table near the door, greeted a small worker, and waited for someone to come over and said, "Two bowls of fat intestine noodles, plus Jiezi (Note 1), four Guokui, one pork, and one beef. Yes, two white noodles, the white noodles are not cut, the pork and beef are cut and served first."

"okay!"

Xiao Gong happily agreed, and soon cut the four pot helmets and brought them up.

There are two kinds of guokui, one is the white-faced guokui, which is baked noodles made of dead noodles, and the other is the patty made from the army tun guokui, which is fried in oil.

The white-faced Guokui is soft and sweet, while the Juntun Guokui is crispy and slag, both of which are good things to go with the glutinous rice flour.

Lin Fang took chopsticks~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and handed a pair to Meng Zuer. He picked up a sliced ​​pot helmet and ate it.

Juntun Guokui is also very good as a snack before meals.

Meng Zuer took the chopsticks and struggled for a while, but picked up a tissue and wiped it for a long time before sitting down. Seeing that Lin Fang was eating non-stop, he simply took off his mask and started eating as well.

The entrance of Juntun Guokui is crispy at first, but also salty and fragrant. When you bite into it, it crunches. After chewing it, the mouth is full of fragrance. The saliva secretes unconsciously, and you need more to satisfy it.

Before one Guokui had finished eating, two bowls of fatty rice rolls were brought up.

The handmade flour made of sweet potato flour has a slightly darker color and is covered with a layer of chopped green onion, red oil, fat intestines and knots, and the attractive aroma entices the appetite.

After eating a few bites of Jun Dunguokui, I just opened my appetite, and it was just the right time to eat a bite of fat intestine powder.

Lin Fang didn't even greet Meng Zuer, he pulled a bowl of glutinous rice rolls in front of him and started eating immediately.

Meng Zuer Guokui's food was very sweet, but faced with the fat intestine powder in front of him, he immediately fell into a tangled state.

This is fat intestines, how to eat it!

And there are some inexplicable Setsuko, I don't know what it is, can I eat it?

Meng Zuer picked up his chopsticks and fiddled with the bowl a few times. He felt that after the chopped green onion and red oil were stirred, the bowl seemed to have undergone some wonderful changes, and it seemed to smell more fragrant.

Otherwise...try to take a bite...just one bite!

It's a big deal, I don't eat fat intestines, Setsuko, these strange things!

She couldn't help it, she simply put the fat intestines and Setsuko aside, and put a chopstick fan into her mouth.

numb! hot! tasty……

Note ①: Jiezi is the small intestine, and it is a must for fat intestine powder. It is a very delicious food.