I’m Not a Scumbag

Downstairs in his own house, Lin Fang watched the happy figure of Bai Zhi leave, and secretly alerted.

He found that he simply couldn't give these ex-girlfriends time and opportunity to be alone.

Especially when he drank and got a little drunk, these ex-girlfriends are even scarier than men who are in love!

Whatever I do, I will hug and do nothing else...

Whatever I do, I will rub it, and I won't go in...

There are more routines than men!

If it wasn't for Lin Fang, who has been a professional single for 30 years, seeing the tricks and breaking the rules, I'm afraid that when he was still in the underground garage (two thousand words omitted), he would have been succeeded by Bai Zhi!

"Xiao Lin, was that Sa Zining (who) just now?"

Lin Fang turned around and found that it was an acquaintance who had dyed red hair, was over fifty years old, and was still dressed brightly—Aunt Liu!

His eyes lit up, he walked over and said, "Aunt Liu! Long time no see. Last time, I heard from Aunt Li that you have accumulated a lot of girls you haven't seen before, introduce them to me, I won't be picky!"

Aunt Liu, who just came over to gossip, froze in place, raised her hand and slapped herself.

Snapped!

"Aunt Liu, what's wrong with you?"

"It's okay! It's okay! There was a mosquito just now, oh, really, summer is here, and there are a lot of mosquitoes! Oh, what time is it, I still have old soup squatting in my pot, I have to go back and have a look!"

"Don't, Aunt Liu! It's not good for you to hide from me like this? You also know that I'm stupid and I'm not good at getting along with girls. My mother worries every day that I won't be able to marry a wife in the future. If it's white, you can help me, introduce a few to me, and I'll give you a red envelope..."

"I'll send you a red envelope! Give me the QR code!"

Aunt Liu turned around with a stiff smile all over her face, and she said, "Xiao Lin, Auntie is wrong! I won't ask you about your business in the future, okay? Please let me go and change someone else? , you haven't graduated from university yet, so what's the hurry!"

"It's too late to graduate. I'm busy with work and overtime every day, so how can I have time for a blind date? Before graduating, it's better to get married first, then get married after graduation?"

Got a red envelope?

What are you waiting for?

Lin Fang decisively took out his phone and showed the QR code.

Aunt Liu was speechless by Lin Fang, she reluctantly took out her mobile phone, scanned the QR code, transferred 2,000 yuan, and said, "It really doesn't work, you go to Aunt Li, Aunt Li There are more girls there!"

"It's only two thousand?"

Lin Fang smacked his lips, and said reluctantly, "Auntie Li said the same thing, let me find you, and gave me 3,000 yuan."

"Wait, I'll send you another red envelope!"

Aunt Liu was in a hurry, she scanned the QR code of Lin Fang, transferred another 3,000 yuan, and said, "Xiao Lin, let me tell you, you Aunt Liu, I'm an honest person, but it's not good to be a fool. Mine! That Auntie Li is old and bad, if you want to cheat, you should cheat her!"

"That's it...but..."

"There's nothing good to do! You have to trust your Aunt Liu. In this way, I'll go to Lao Li and Lao Yang in two days. If there's a good girl, I'll report to you secretly, okay?"

"emmmm... okay."

Lin Fang's stomach was about to burst with laughter, but he still pretended to be reluctant and reluctantly agreed.

huh...

Aunt Liu breathed a sigh of relief, pretended to look at the time, and said, "Oh, the old soup in my pot is really about to dry up, I'll take a step first!"

"Goodbye, Aunt Liu!"

When Aunt Liu left, Lin Fang turned around and went upstairs with a smile.

It won't kill you!

In the past, Aunt Li and Aunt Liu, the two famous women in the community, liked to provoke Lin Fang the most.

Occasionally, he pretended to help Lin Fang on a blind date, and then listed the conditions and requirements of the woman, and then mercilessly mocked him for not being worthy of those girls, making Lin Fang annoyed every time.

Now the feng shui turns, and finally it is the turn of the two old aunties to escape from Lin Fang.

It's easier to get 5,000 red envelopes than to go to work, Kaisen!

When entering the house, Lin Fang raised his head and glanced upstairs, worried that the old Wang's daughter-in-law would suddenly appear again.

He really couldn't bear it. If the other party was a single woman, it would be fine if he couldn't bear it, but he had a husband. When he couldn't keep up, Lao Wang would appear from behind her, and he would be scared to death.

RBQ, RBQ!

Opening the door, Lin Fang stepped in, then closed and locked it in one go.

"Oh, Lin Fangwen, you are back! If you don't answer the phone, you won't come back to eat dinner. Your wings are hard. I want you to go to heaven!"

Just as Lin Fang was about to breathe a sigh of relief, he suddenly heard his mother's sneer, and when he looked up, his mother was sitting on the sofa with a feather duster and staring at her coldly.

On the side, father Lin Yonghe stood behind his mother, pinching her shoulders hard.

Ah!

Your old couple cooperated pretty well!

Before you hit me, you have to relax your muscles and bones so that you can use all your strength?

I, Lin Fang, will never give in!

"Mom, do you want to eat barbecue? The Bing Yi Wang Kee barbecue near our house is delicious. I'll order more. How about you and Dad have two more drinks?"

Lin Fang showed a bright smile~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and took out his mobile phone to please, and said, "The pork nose tendon, beef (ribs), roasted tofu, roasted eggplant... with their special dry Dish, that's called an incense!"

"I don't eat... ugh..."

Mother said not to eat, so she couldn't help swallowing.

She felt a little shameless, glared at Lin Fang and said, "Get out of here, don't come in!"

In the morning, she heard that Lin Fang had started an internship, so she ate casually at noon, played mahjong all afternoon, and planned to bring her son and daughter in the evening to have a good meal, and the family celebrated.

Who knows, Lin Fangwen, this dog, can't wait for the left or the right. The phone has been unanswered, but she is so angry and hungry.

Seeing his mother's inconsistent attitude, Lin Fang decisively smiled and opened the door: "Mom, wait a moment, I'll go out to order food, and I'll come in when the takeaway arrives!"

When Lin Fang went out, the door was about to close. Only then did Dad's voice come from inside: "Bring back a case of beer, I want ice!"

"okay!"

It's so dangerous, and escaped the disaster again!

Lin Fang wiped his forehead and quickly placed the order.

This is my mother, no way!

When I called her, she said she was playing cards and shouldn't have called her.

I came home a little later, and said that I didn't go home for dinner, and also complained that I didn't answer the phone.

Being a son is so hard!

Buzz!

After Lin put down the order and finished complaining, the phone suddenly rang. When he saw the new message notification, it was sent by the old sister.

"Brother, bring me a cup of bubble tea, iced!"

Let you be used to it!

Is it useful to drink more? You Taiping Princess!