I’m Not a Scumbag

There is no wine in the world that cannot be a ritual, the world is colorless and there are few passers-by, the people work hard for wealth, and the vitality of the state is only alive. (Note ①)

There is a characteristic of the established wine culture, without wine, there is no banquet.

You don't have to smoke cigarettes, you can't stop drinking alcohol. If you don't drink, you don't give face.

A male colleague gave one round of respect, and a female colleague gave another round of respect. No drink once, no drink twice, and it was impossible not to drink it again and again.

Lin Fang's "alcohol allergy" shield felt like it couldn't stop the overwhelming rain of toast arrows.

After a few times, Li Xiaofei, who was sitting next to him, teased: "Xiao Fang, you can't do it like this, you won't give any face to anyone, you're afraid that you want to offend all the seniors of the law firm!"

"Where am I not giving face..."

Lin Fang gave a wry smile and said, "I'm allergic to alcohol, take a sip on my face, and drink a cup of sleep. I can't make everyone drink happily. I'll lie on the table and sleep soundly, right?"

"Pour a cup?"

Li Xiaofei and Tian Xin exchanged glances, a surprise flashed in each other's eyes, and they said decisively, "Is it true? I don't believe it!"

Duang! Duang! Duang!

Li Xiaofei and Tian Xin stared at Lin Fang with a dash of beer in front of them, and said, "You drink half a cup, we'll drink a dash, as long as you put your face on, we will believe that you are really allergic to alcohol! "

Can there be less routine and more trust between people?

Lin Fang looked at the two young ladies at the front desk with bright eyes, and subconsciously felt that they had bad intentions, so he shook his head decisively.

"I don't drink!"

"Drink, just half a glass! As long as you're willing to drink it, others will toast again, and I'll drink it for you!"

"And me, and me! Let's help you stop the wine together, and make sure that you have a face and a savvy!"

It seems... very attractive...

If it wasn't for an allergy to alcohol, Lin Fang would also like to drink in a big bowl and show his heroic spirit.

I can't drink it myself, and others seem to be very happy to drink it for me.

"Agreed?"

"A word is for sure!"

Seeing Lin Fang's agreement, Li Xiaofei and Tian Xin nodded and snickered while covering their mouths, like a little fox who stole a chicken, and their excitement was almost overflowing.

"Come, come, toast! Toast, toast, everyone! Toast!"

After finally persuading Lin Fang to take the bait, Li Xiaofei struck while the iron was hot, and hurriedly greeted his colleagues around him to raise their glasses, and then looked at Lin Fang.

huh...

Lin Fang took a deep breath, picked up the half glass of beer in front of him, touched it lightly with the three ladies at the front desk, put it to his mouth, raised his neck, and drank it in one breath.

Dunton!

The cold wine poured into his throat and turned into a fire, spreading to Lin Fang's body as quickly as possible.

"It's red! It's red! It's really red! Wow! It's amazing..."

Li Xiaofei stared straight at Lin Fang, and saw that the skin on his face and body was turning red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and even his eyes began to slowly become hazy, a little out of focus, and he was immediately excited.

"Yeah!"

She cheered, turned her head and gave Tian Xin a high five.

There are two things in everything. Seeing that Lin Fang finally took his first sip, Chen Hanshen came over with a pint of beer.

He first filled the glass in his hand, and then filled it up for Lin Fang, and then said, "Brother Lin, I came a few days earlier than you, I dare not say that I am a senior, I asked you to yell at you, brother, come, let's have a toast , I wish you a successful internship!"

"Wait!"

Li Xiaofei stood up, picked up Lin Fang's glass of wine, and said boldly: "Xiao Fang is allergic to alcohol, we have just experienced the goods. From now on, I will replace his wine!"

Dunton! All in one drink.

"And me! And me!"

Tian Xin also stood up, poured herself a glass, and drank it.

Li Xiaofei rolled his eyes at Tian Xin and said, "Are you stupid? I drink you too. Isn't it because he exchanged one for us for two, and it's a big loss!"

"It doesn't matter, I'm happy!"

Tian Xin turned her head and glanced at Lin Fang, whose face was flushed and drunk, and her eyes were full of spring.

This little brother is so cute when he is drunk!

I don't know if it would be more cute if you put it down completely and put it in forty-eight poses like this... Hehe...

"You give me a little restraint..."

Li Xiaofei leaned into Tian Xin's ear, gave a low drink, and said, "Wipe your saliva, do you want everyone in the law firm to know that you are a big lecher?"

"Who is lustful? How could I drool!"

Tian Xin categorically denied it, and wiped it on her mouth indiscriminately.

Standing in front of them, Chen Hanshen froze in place, his face uncertain.

What **** alcohol allergy?

Young Master doesn't believe a word!

Whether Chen Hanshen believed it or not, Lin Fang didn't stand up, Li Xiaofei and Tian Xin each took a cup, and went down with two glasses of wine. Where was the wine, it was clearly Chen Hanshen's hard work!

He toasted with wine, sore and sore, and he was about to die of anger.

"Drink!"

Li Xiaofei turned around and found that Chen Hanshen didn't drink a single sip. He couldn't help but curl his lips and said, "Chen Hanshen, you come here to make a toast, what do you mean by not drinking?"

"I drink!"

Gudu! Gum!

The wine is in sorrow~www.wuxiaspot.com~ is full of sad tears.

Chen Hanshen never knew that beer was so bitter.

Look at Lin Fang, and then look at himself, Chen Hanshen really doesn't know what he is worse than Lin Fang, but the treatment is one in the sky and the other on the ground.

"It's done! With so much left, are you going to raise fish? Hurry up, it's all done!"

Li Xiaofei was not satisfied, so he asked Chen Hanshen to drink up the rest of the cup, and then he nodded reluctantly and said, "It's almost the same, are you still coming?"

"Come on! If you don't come, it's your grandson!"

Chen Hanshen also worked hard. He didn't believe that Lin Fang could sit still after drinking Li Xiaofei.

What if you have someone to help you with the wine? I, Chen Hanshen, drink them all down, I don't believe I can't turn you over!

"There is something, do it!"

Li Xiaofei filled a glass, took a few sips, then looked at Chen Hanshen, waited for Chen Hanshen to drink up, she filled another glass and continued.

After a few rounds, the two of them were full of a pint of beer, and there was not much left.

Li Xiaofei was unwilling to give up, he simply brought two sticks over again, put them next to him and Chen Hanshen, and said, "It's too troublesome to drink a cup and a cup, just do it directly, dare you?"

What I want is this momentum. There are so many colleagues in the entire law firm, if they can't hold down the first one, and if the group behind them rush up, even if Li Xiaofei and Tian Xin take turns to drink, they will definitely not be able to hold it.

Li Xiaofei suggested to do it for a while, not to mention Chen Hanshen, even those colleagues in the back who had not been drinking much and were planning to come over to join in the fun were shocked. After a little hesitation, they slowly sat down and changed their minds.

Note 1: Excerpted from the four poems of "Wine, Color, Wealth and Qi", the first poem was written by Foyin, and the third one was made by Wang Anshi.

Note ②: Thank you for your reward.