I’m Not a Scumbag

Boom!

Boom!

Lin Fang was awakened by the noise of steel knocking. He opened his eyes in a daze, looking for the source of the noise pollution.

Soon, he caught the murderer, a guy in shorts who was banging on the bed frame with a rice spoon!

Seeing Lin Fang staring at him, that guy was still foolishly laughing at Lin Fang.

"Fang Er, are you awake? Your ex-girlfriend is waiting for you downstairs, so she probably won't give up!"

Lin Fang looked at the guy who was familiar with the game, and asked tentatively, "Are you Luo Zhanglang, Xiaoqiang?"

Luo Zhanglang's expression changed, he glared at Lin Fang angrily, and said, "Lin Fang, if you call me a nickname again, I'll turn my face!"

Really Xiaoqiang!

Lin Fangyigulu got up from the bed, looked around, and found that he was not at home, but in the school dormitory!

"Little... Zhang Lang, what day is today?"

Luo Zhanglang glanced at Lin Fang inexplicably, and said, "Weekends, Saturdays, otherwise, why would no one wake you up and let you sleep for so long? Who doesn't know that you spent a lot of energy last night..."

Speaking of this, Luo Zhanglang winked slyly and said, "Fuck, how is the girlfriend you just made yesterday? How long are you going to hold on now? I'll bet with them that you can Hold on for a month, for me, please don't rush to break up..."

Luo Zhanglang suddenly remembered that there were still people waiting downstairs, he slapped him on the thigh and shouted, "Lin Fang, don't stand still, your ex-girlfriend is still waiting for you downstairs! You know her temper. , if you don't go down, she will rush up!"

What's the mess?

Lin Fang couldn't understand what Luo Zhanglang was talking about, what is his current girlfriend or ex-girlfriend?

The problem of his object, that is the biggest problem in the famous community, over 30 years old, and still a single dog.

When I saw those old aunties, they always had a weird smile on their faces watching a good show. From time to time, they asked, "Oh, Xiao Lin, have you found a girlfriend? Would you like to introduce one to you?"

Lin Fang could only be embarrassed to say no. He was anxious when asked. If he really wanted to introduce them, these old aunties started to find various excuses to evade them.

When did you have a girlfriend? I still have a girlfriend and an ex-girlfriend, and I seem to be a sweet pastry!

Lin Fang glared at Luo Zhanglang in dissatisfaction, and said, "I asked you what year and month it is today, and you're going to talk to me about something useless!"

Luo Zhanglang said embarrassingly: "You didn't say it earlier, today is July 20, 9102, and it will be your birthday in a few days. By the way, have you found your internship unit?"

Lin Fang was stunned again, and almost lay back.

He thought that he had been reborn to the university age, and he had to be in the year 9002 or something. Unexpectedly, the time only turned one page forward, which means that he actually got up normally...

No!

If he just woke up normally, why would he appear in the university dormitory? This kid Luo Zhanglang is his university classmate, and he has not seen each other for six or seven years, so when I saw him, I felt a little familiar, a little right Number one.

It's fine if you don't want to. The more you think about it, the more Lin Fang feels a headache.

This seems to involve some kind of time travel or time paradox. He is a liberal arts student and is not good at these things.

Unable to figure it out, Lin Fang simply didn't want to.

there's always a solution to any problem!

Lin got out of bed and put on his clothes before going out. He planned to see what the so-called ex-girlfriend was.

"Stop!"

Luo Zhanglang grabbed Lin Fang, as if he was looking at a monster: "What's the matter with you? You don't wash up, don't dress up, and plan to go to see your ex-girlfriend, your school girl in such a sloppy manner. Do you still want the image?"

Lin Fang was stunned again. He felt that he was stunned more times today than in the months before he woke up.

I? School grass?

Lin Fang was driven into the bathroom. He stood in front of the mirror in a trance, looking at himself while washing.

In the mirror, he was 20 years old, with lush hair, collagen on his face, pectoral muscles, abdominal muscles, he was indeed a charming little flesh.

It seems that he is a bit more handsome than the self in memory.

After taking a shower, Lin Fang took the hairspray from the washstand, sprayed some, smoothed his hair, washed his hands, picked up another bottle of BB cream, and patted it on his face.

After finishing this, he picked up another bottle of perfume, sprayed it a few times under his armpits, and sprayed another bottle on the hem of his clothes.

The whole set of movements is very skilled, as if it has been done countless times.

At this time, Lin Fang looked at himself in the mirror again, and was stunned again. Is this delicate boy in the mirror really his former self?

A confused Lin Fang walked out of the bathroom. Luo Zhanglang was struggling in front of the computer. He glanced at Lin Fang, and his face showed a relieved smile like an old father: "That's right, let's go, Pikachu!"

"roll!"

Lin Fang regained his senses, gave Luo Zhanglang a middle finger, and slowly went downstairs.

When he walked downstairs and passed by the dormitory's aunt, he happened to see a beautiful woman in a suit with her sleeves rolled up to her elbows, her half-length hair reaching her shoulders, and her delicate makeup.

The two were arguing about something, apparently the beautiful woman in a suit was going to go upstairs, but the aunt stopped her.

Lin Fang vaguely felt that the beauty in the suit was a little familiar, but UU reading www.uukanshu.com couldn't call her name, so he just glanced at it and planned to leave. Unexpectedly, the beauty in the suit ran over with a look of surprise and stopped Lin put.

"Baby, are you finally willing to see me?"

Bao...Baby?

Lin Fang looked at the beautiful woman in the suit with a bewildered expression, and he was completely dumbfounded.

Ten years ago, when Lin Fang was in college, Lin Fang had seen one or two of these beauties alive. When they went out of society, the circle became narrower and narrower, so he could only enjoy one or two in the computer. .

Now such a beautiful woman calls her baby as soon as she opens her mouth, who can resist this?

The beautiful woman in the suit saw Lin Fang's "numb" face, her mouth twitched, her eyes were red, and the circles of her eyes were wet, and the crystal tears were rolling inside, and her eyes were about to fall.

"Baby, can we get back together? It's my fault. I shouldn't lose my temper. Just forgive me once. Look, I just bought you a new car!"

The beautiful woman in a suit took out a key from her pocket, and pressed it twice on the open space in front of the dormitory. There was a big bull parked there, with its headlights flashing a few times, announcing her existence.

It's over! Done!

This can't stand it any more, okay?

Rich and handsome, yet still so pitiful in front of me, compromising, my mother...

Lin felt relieved and wanted to say "OK"...

"No! The baby is mine!"

In the slanting thorn, another beautiful woman came out, with a ponytail, wearing a pink sportswear, an oval face, willow-leaf eyebrows, full of sunshine and youthful breath, standing in front of the beautiful woman in a suit, with a little less makeup, but A little more natural purity.

The two beauties are standing together, and there is no difference between them.

This... Who is this?