I’m Not a Badass

Bai Mufan was stunned, until Zhao Xiyue called him to go and lick the bag before he came back to his senses, and silently ran forward to lick the equipment.

However, this is only the beginning.

For the next five minutes, Bai Mufan turned into a bystander, following behind Zhao Xiyue, watching her show off her might and kill all the other players in the school!

So strong?

Bai Mufan was dumbfounded.

At the same time, he also understood that this big boss doesn't need to bring it by himself at all, he is much stronger than him!

Mu Mu, there is a third-level head here.

There is a third-level armor here, come and pick it up.

I remember you like to use sniper, here is the 98K for you.

Here are a few bottles of medicine, you take...

...

Chao Xiyue doesn't talk much, and her voice is very cold, but she dotes on him very much, and gives him all the good things, and she only takes the second-class ones.

Bai Mufan declined several times to no avail, so he had no choice but to accept her kindness.

This kind of feeling like eating soft rice made him feel a little subtle, a little bit of comfort... no wonder!

Bai Mufan immediately woke up, and he must not be fooled by the woman's sugar-coated bullets. If he accidentally indulges in it, he will fall into the tricks of that little boy system!

Men should be self-improvement!

Twenty minutes later, Bai Mufan looked at the words Good luck, eat chicken tonight slowly appearing on the screen, as well as his own Second Kill and Chao Xiyue's Nineteen Kills, and couldn't help but slap She clapped her hands and praised: Sister Yue is so amazing, she took me to eat chicken as soon as she came!

Not much to say, the feeling of lying on the chicken is awesome!

It's okay. Chao Xiyue said with a slight smile in her tone, Let's have two more.

Of course Bai Mufan had no objection.

While clicking to start the next round, he glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room and found that the audience had mixed reactions.

Sister Yue is still strong.

Nonsense, Sister Yue is probably a warrior. The reaction speed and precision of a warrior are not strong when playing FPS games?

Sister Yue is walking around in human form!

Mumu has become a licking dog.

Lick the dog until the end, everything!

...

Bai Mufan noticed that many bullet screens mentioned Chao Xiyue as a warrior. He actually had doubts when he was playing just now, and now he has been confirmed.

Zhao Xiyue's marksmanship is really accurate, she pulls the spear very steadily, and her reaction is quick. When confronting others several times, it gave Bai Mufan the feeling that she was cheating!

However, the audience in the live broadcast room seemed to be accustomed to this. Presumably, Chao Xiyue had shown this kind of hack-like operation before, but her account had never been officially blocked, so the audience The only possibility that can be thought of is that Chao Xiyue is a warrior in reality!

Playing FPS games with the qualities of warriors surpassing ordinary people in all aspects will indeed feel like a humanoid self-defeating, and in addition, Chao Xiyue is a big local tyrant who spends money like water. The guess that Yue is a warrior is quite logical.

After that, Bai Mufan was led by Chao Xiyue to play three more rounds.

Among them, except for the second round when they encountered a team of immortals who directly drove a car down from the sky and crushed them to death, the other two rounds were full of chickens.

Especially the last game was extremely exciting. When the two reached the final round, they met another fairy.

Regrettably, Bai Mufan was eliminated by the immortal with a shuttle of bullets, leaving Chao Xiyue to fight alone, and finally completed the great cause of Zhu Xian after untold hardships, and took the chicken from the immortal's mouth!

Not only did Bai Mufan watch the whole process of Jade Immortal, but even the audience in the live broadcast room had their moods up and down with the battle situation, and they were even more nervous than the two parties involved.

At the moment when the god finally fell down, the barrage exploded, and everyone was swiping 666. The madness completely covered the screen in the live broadcast room. In addition, there were all kinds of gifts, big and small, flying together. Bai Mufan couldn't pronounce his name thank you!

After a while, the high emotions of the audience receded a bit, and Chao Xiyue also said in the voice: Mumu, I have something to do later, so I will go down first.

Okay, actually I'm going to download the broadcast to rest. Bai Mufan glanced at the time, unknowingly it has been broadcast for nearly three hours, feeling dry mouth, he quickly picked it up and put it aside took a swig from his water glass.

It's just trivial to fight for three hours in a row when playing games. After all, you are still young, but today is different.

While playing today, he also has to take into account the feelings of the audience in the live broadcast room, which is not easy.

The bosses who gave the gift should see it immediately and say their names to thank, because they may miss it if they are distracted for a while; some interesting bullet screens should be interacted in time, and they should talk all the way in any situation, so that the audience can see more It's interesting; in the end, you have to pay attention to your words and deeds in front of the camera. You can't speak too much, and you can't sit too lazy. After all, tens of thousands of people are watching his live broadcast.

It takes a lot of energy to take care of all these things. Anyway, Bai Mufan tried to play the game live for the first time today, but he felt that the short three hours almost exhausted his energy, and he couldn't hold on playing any more.

Before leaving, Chao Xiyue suddenly said: Mu Mu, do you want to play another song before today's broadcast? If you are too tired, forget it.

come one?

Bai Mufan was slightly taken aback, and immediately realized that this meant asking him to sing a song.

He didn't answer immediately, but looked at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, and found that many audience members were also booing, asking him to play a song.

It seems that I used to sing a song for the audience before the broadcast. Bai Mufan was thoughtful.

Bai Mufan quickly searched the Internet, but found that many songs he was familiar with did not exist in this upside-down world, which made him face a difficult situation.

He didn't even have an accompaniment, he didn't have the confidence to sing a cappella, and in front of so many people in the live broadcast room, he would definitely be embarrassed.

Wait... there is no accompaniment, so I can do it myself? Bai Mufan suddenly had an idea, and said to the audience in the live broadcast room, wait, then temporarily turned off the camera, ran to the wardrobe in the corner of the bedroom, Take the guitar off the top.

He had learned the guitar for a while, and he just thought it was cool for a boy to hold a guitar and sing, that's all.

As for those boys who say I love music and go to learn guitar, more than 90% of them are talking nonsense.

Although Bai Mufan has only studied for more than two years and stopped learning, his foundation is very solid. When he usually sees a song he likes, he will pick up the score on the Internet, and then practice it occasionally when he is bored at home, and gradually become proficient, and he can play and sing by himself.