I'm In Middle-Earth: Going To Slay A Dragon At The Start

Chapter 61 The genius is on the left, the lunatic is on the right, and Carl is in the middle (the first update on the shelves, please order first!)

Of course, Bilbo is afraid to run now, and who knows if that will anger the dragon?

Smaug crawled for a while, and finally stopped in the middle of the mountain. He twisted his neck, shook his thighs, spread his fleshy wings, and withdrew his eyes towards the Carl and Carl.

“How? See? My figure!” Smaug said, raising his head.

Bilbo: “…

Carl: “Ah! We’ve seen it, the great Smaug! You are, just like the legend, not only tall and powerful, but also imposing like a god, and you can’t be blasphemed.”

“Look, how smooth your scales are, under the light, the endless metallic luster that shines must be as hard as steel.

“Look! Your teeth are so sharp, they sparkle like diamonds, I don’t think the sharpest sword in the world can compare to its edge. If you bite it, you will definitely cut the throats of all the guys who have offended you. Bar.”

“My God, and your wings, how perfect, 16 is as smooth as a streamline, who can fight with you in the air? Even a hurricane will be eclipsed when it sees you.

“And your eyes, like the glitter of gold, how majestic, how kingly.

“Ah! It’s so charming! The great dragon! Your posture is so charming!”

“My admiration for you is like an endless river of water, and like a river overflowing, it can’t be controlled at once.

“Now I’m fortunate enough to witness your face, the dragon Smaug, even if I die, I have no regrets.

Bilbo had goosebumps all over, but he didn’t expect Carl to be so good at flattering people.

Look how fluent, coherent, and elegantly spoken, whoever listens to this will feel very comfortable in their hearts.

Sure enough, Smaug suddenly burst out laughing.

“Hahaha.” Its laughter was hoarse and not very pleasant, “Human, you are different from other people I have seen.”

With that said, Smaug hesitated and said, “Well, tell me, what reward do you want? Gold? Or gems?”

“If you want, I can give it to you.

Smaug was indeed full of joy at the moment.

Usually when ordinary people see it, which one does not scold it, curse or hate it, or say behind its back that it is a dragon from hell.

But now there is a person who worships it, saying that it is noble as a god, and still respects it so much, how can it be unhappy?

Seeing that Carl was so pious, Smaug believed it.

aside,

“No no no,” Hearing Smaug’s words, Carl shook his head hastily. How easy is it to get the dragon’s treasure?

Thinking about it, he said, “Being able to see Shenlong’s body is already the greatest gift God has given me, how could I be greedy and try to take your Shenlong’s things. If I did, wouldn’t I be treating you Shenlong? blasphemy?”

“So, great Smaug, please take back your gift, or my heart will be restless.

“Late? Is that so?” For some reason, listening to Carl’s words, Smaug just felt refreshed.

The anger from being intruded has completely dissipated.

Just as he was happy, Carl’s voice came again.

“Great Smaug, in fact, I came here specially to see you this time, and I brought you a tribute.

“I prepared this tribute specially for you, just to wait until this moment and give it to you in person.”

“Tribute?” Smaug wondered. “What do you want to give me?

Bilbo was also a little puzzled. Carl didn’t say what to give before? Why did such a tribute suddenly appear?

Carl’s voice came: “Great Smaug, this gift of mine is very special, and I believe it will make you unforgettable in your life.”

“Hahaha… Smaug suddenly laughed, although he was very fond of the human in front of him, but he didn’t think Carl could come up with a gift that would satisfy him.

Unforgettable for a lifetime?

There are so many treasures in the world, and now there are countless treasures under his feet, what else can make it unforgettable for a lifetime?

Although he felt as though he had been offended, Smaug was patient at the thought that Carl was paying him a tribute.

Take out “Come on, let me see what you think will make me feel like I will never forget.

Carl heard the words, smiled and said no more, and then slowly put his hand into his arms, a black, rough, round thing was taken out by Carl.

“That’s it!” Bilbo was startled, looking at Carl with wide eyes.

Carl, what do you want to do?

Did he want to use a bomb to kill the dragon in front of him?

Bilbo looked at Smaug’s huge body, and cold sweat began to run down his forehead. He just hoped that Carl wouldn’t go crazy and throw this thing at Smaug.

Although he had seen the power of this thing, Bilbo still didn’t think that they could do any harm to Smaug in front of him with this thing.

Smaug’s body is really too huge, and the pressure on people is too strong, plus those thick scales all over the body, how can ordinary attacks be able to penetrate?

Bilbo winked wildly at Carl.

Carl turned a blind eye, but respectfully raised the thing in his hand and said to Smaug: “Great Smaug, this is what I’m going to offer you, the food from the West – Mo sugar.

“Moddy?” Smaug was puzzled.

“Yes, it’s ink sugar.” Carl explained with a smile, “This is when I traveled to all parts of Middle-earth, collected the fruits and nectar of 10,000 kinds of plants, boiled them for seven, seven, forty-nine days, and illuminated the essence day and night. It took ninety-nine-eighty-one days to ferment before it was made.”

“Its taste is unique in the world, and ordinary people can’t imagine it at all.”

“This is the gift I specially prepared for the great Shenlong, and I will be grateful to the Shenlong to accept the humble tribute from me.”

Carl said, but there seemed to be a gleam of tears in his eyes, and he looked like it was really a big sin if you didn’t accept my kindness.

Bilbo looked at Carl’s appearance, but was stunned. How could he tell the lie so beautifully?

If he hadn’t already known what Carl was holding, he couldn’t help but want to taste it.

However, Carl’s idea is too crazy, he actually wants to feed this thing to Smaug?

Could Smaug be fooled? You know, rumor has it that this dragon is very smart.

Bilbo was a little uneasy.

He felt that his own life was now in Carl’s hands, and if they failed, it was over.

ps: When you see this sentence, it’s all my big brother!