I’m Chasing Rough Guys at 80s
Chapter 52: Damage to Super God
Suizi's eyes were tightly covered by Yu Jingting, so she couldn't see anything.
Just listen to Wang Fenfang's high decibel scream.
Ah! Lamei?!
Yu Jingting watched Li Youcai pull up his pants blushing, and then let go of the hand that blocked Suizi's eyes.
He shook Li Youcai's eyes with a flashlight and whistled.
Isn't this the younger one? Why are you with Liu Lamei?
Li Youcai was in a daze all the way.
He didn't even figure out what was going on.
No matter how stupid people are, they will understand after seeing this scene.
Li Youcai gritted his back teeth and looked in Yu Jingting's direction. He was highly myopic and couldn't see people clearly, so he could only tell it was a street sneaker from his voice.
Village Chief, Yu Jingting was responsible for all this!
Yu Jingting spread his hands.
I'm studying Tang poetry with my wife at home. It's none of my business for you to drill into the grove with Liu Lamei? Then the woman whose neck is like a black axle (Note 1) is all cracked, and you are the only one who can chew it——哕(yue)!
The disgusting sound at the end can be said to be very vivid.
Liu Lamei made a big red face, and Li Youcai also felt a little disgusted.
Dazhi Erkui, Tiegen asked you to catch him? The village head looked at the Yang brothers.
The people surnamed Yang in this village are all relatives, and the village head is somewhat distantly related to the two brothers. Regardless of what happened in the scene before him, the village head wants to blame Yu Jingting.
The Yang brothers shook their heads in unison.
Who is Tie Gen? The boss called Yu Jingting.
The village chief understood at a glance that it was Yu Tiegen who was not a good guy!
Suizi guessed from the village chief's expression that he would definitely greet the eighteenth generation of Yu Jingting's ancestors.
The village chief was afraid of causing trouble, so he wished to carry out the golden mean to the end.
On the surface, it is very good to live in peace.
This kind of rhythm of catching a bad guy a day is definitely an unbearable lightness in life for the village chief.
If the two brothers of the Yang family said that Yu Tiegen had instigated it, the village head would be able to make peace with Xi Ni, treat this matter as a personal grievance, and just mess up a few words and end the matter.
But the two brothers of the Yang family refused to admit it, so the village chief could only take out his cigarette bag and pot angrily, and glared at Li Youcai angrily.
My daughter is still the eldest daughter of Huang Hua, what, what's wrong with this! Wang Fenfang rolled her eyes and immediately realized that this is an opportunity!
The failure of Liu Lamei's blind date dealt a heavy blow to the couple.
Liu Lamei is now like the meat that will soon rot with maggots. If you don't sell it quickly, your family will be rotten. I'm afraid it will be difficult to marry in the future.
Although Li Youcai was a bit poor and didn't meet Wang Fenfang's criteria for choosing a son-in-law, but now things are rushing together, anyway, Li Youcai is a technical secondary school student, so let's marry his daughter.
Liu Lamei hurriedly lowered her head and said shyly:
According to my mother's wishes.
Yu Jingting took out a handful of melon seeds from his pocket, and Tassel took it over, nibbling on the melon seeds and waiting to see the follow-up.
Li Youcai's face turned green.
Master, I was wronged!
When the village chief heard Wang Fenfang say that he married Liu Lamei to Li Youcai, his face changed from cloudy to sunny.
Although the internal digestion of this kind of stinky meat is a bit disgusting, it is better than spreading it out.
There are young unmarried youths in Yangtun who are acting blindly. This is because the village chief's management is not in place!
Li Youcai! You have to recognize the situation! Why didn't you think so much when you took off your pants? Now your only way out is to marry Liu Lamei back!
Li Youcai was so hung up that he didn't push it over.
Doesn't marrying Liu Lamei mean wearing countless green hats on her head?
Others can do well when they are reborn, and if he becomes the CEO and marries a beauty like Suizi, why can he only marry Liu Lamei once in his rebirth?
Master, Lamei and I are really not that kind—
Brother Youcai~ It's all like this, just admit it, I don't think you are poor. Liu Lamei looked at Li Youcai affectionately.
Suizi was covered in goosebumps when she was called Brother Youcai by her charming Brother Youcai, and the melon seeds were no longer fragrant.
When she called Yuan Daye during the day, she was also Brother Daye~ Yuan Daye almost ran away after hearing the shoes. Yu Jingting, the leader of the atmosphere group, said at the right time.
In a word, the atmosphere of the audience was brought to the highest point.
Li Youcai was completely disgusted.
He has been strategizing since the day he was reborn, and he only wants to repent and become a good man, just to marry Suizi.
After a lot of hard work, Suizi's hair didn't touch, but she provoked such a woman with dandruff all over her head and neck like a black axle? !
Li Youcai knew exactly what Liu Lamei was.
She can call herself Brother Rich today delicately, and call another man Brother tomorrow, as long as she is a man, a woman who smells so sweet that she will be dragged into the nest.
He doesn't want such a dirty thing.
Li Youcai jumped up from the ground, pointed in the direction of Yu Jingting and Suizi and cursed:
Yu Tiegen, you plotted against me!
Yes, I plotted against you and asked you to date Liu Lamei. I even controlled your spirit and made you take off your pants.
Yu Jingting spread out his hands, causing the people around him to roar with laughter.
He has always been the king when it comes to creating atmosphere.
Li Youcai was completely enraged, he stood up and pointed at Yu Jingting and cursed non-stop.
Father, mother, human organs, whatever is ugly.
Yu Jingting unhurriedly took out a few peanuts from his pocket, threw them with his hands, and then took them with his mouth, unmoved.
Suizi frowned unhappily, very angry.
The same swearing, Yu Jingting's swearing is much more pleasing to the ear.
And he seldom swears at people with such nasty words, Suizi recalled that he scolded Li Youcai only once, it was because Li Youcai was too cheap and deserved to be treated in such a vulgar way.
At other times, Yu Jingting prefers to insult people with words without profanity. Usually, she just thinks that he insults people like a stand-up comic, but today, compared with Li Youcai, Li Youcai is simply a scum.
Cursing people is so ugly.
When this kind of confrontation happened, Suizi couldn't keep up with her mouth, and when Li Youcai scolded Yu Jingting, she became angry and looked around and started looking for Brick.
When you can't keep up with your mouth, you can only use bricks.
Yu Jingting stuffed the tassel with a peanut, and said to the tassel calmly:
Look at how my brother will show you how to deal with the mad dog-style low-level scolding array.
In Jingting's heart, there is a complete system of cursing!
From low to high, to deal with people of what level, use the corresponding level of curse.
Suizi gasped, in the field of national quintessence, she was far behind!
Li Youcai scolded in one breath until his brain lacked oxygen.
Yu Jingting turned his head and saw Li Youcai's old lady running towards this side, Yu Jingting waved enthusiastically:
Aunt Li! Where was your dog brought back from? It's good at barking!
In a word, it instantly killed the large set of organs and ancestral greetings that Li Youcai just talked about.
Yu Jingting put one hand on his waist, and hooked Li Youcai with the other hand, as if beckoning a dog.
Give uncle a few more barks in the same way you just did. Good bark, uncle will reward you with two meaty bones.
Suizi Xingxing looked at Yu Jingting, this guy is too damaged, so damaged to a super god!
Note 1: The dirt formed on the neck due to long-term non-washing is a historical product of a specific period, and it is difficult to see it now that the sanitary conditions are good. Those who are particularly interested can try to experience it without bathing or washing their necks for a month. You are welcome. I am such a warm-hearted author.
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