The mixed martial arts world is in an uproar.
Unexpectedly, a bastard who is ignorant of worldly affairs and knows nothing turns out to be a master of pretense.
Still the kind of pussy that leaves no trace!
The melon-eating crowd stared at the light curtain with great interest.
In the light curtain.
The Taoists at Shangqingguan were so angry that everyone changed their color and became furious.
Shi Qing couldn't help but feel angry when he heard that the bastard was so arrogant and asking for an advantage from his words. He shouted:"You kid really doesn't know the heights of the world. I just showed mercy to Uncle Xu and didn't kill you. Don't you think so?" Don't you know?"
The bastard said:"I...I...I don't want to kill him, so I'm merciful."
Shi Qing was furious and wanted to beat the bastard, but Min Rou quickly grabbed Shi Qing.
He didn't use much force, but Shi Qing couldn't move.
Chongxu saw that the bastard's martial arts skills were not as good as Qingguan's, so he shouted:"Boy, whose apprentice are you to learn such a glib tongue?"
"I...I...I am the founding disciple of the Golden Crow Sect."
Chongxu had never heard of the Golden Crow Sect and thought the bastard was talking nonsense. He looked at the two junior brothers and told them to keep an eye on Shi Qing and Min Rou.
Shi Qing knew that they couldn't take action, so he said to the bastard:
"My son, my uncle wants to give you some time, it will be of great benefit to you. Uncle Master will never hurt you, don’t be afraid, just grab your weapon and fight!"
The bastard thought that using weapons would prevent people from getting poisoned, so he immediately agreed.
He glanced at a single sword on the ground and hurriedly shouted:"Okay, okay! My retaliation is, you...don't stab me with your sword. Wait until I pick up this knife from the ground. If you take the opportunity to stab me in the back with a sword, you won't be able to do it. You are not allowed to cheat."
Chongxu saw that he was so angry, angry, and funny at the same time. He took two steps back with a"bah" sound. Then with a loud sound, he inserted his long sword on the ground and said:
"Who do you think I am? How could I sneak attack on you?"
The bastard leaned over and was about to pick up the sword when he suddenly thought:"The beating will get fiercer later. Maybe I accidentally hit him with my left hand. Wouldn't it mean that I'm going to kill someone again? Or I'd better kill him with my left hand. If you tie it to your body, you'll be fine.
He immediately stood up straight again and said to Chongxu:"I'm sorry, please wait a moment.""
Immediately he untied his belt, left his left hand hanging by his side, and tied his left arm with the belt with his right hand. The crowd watched helplessly, not knowing what weird tricks he was playing. The bastard tightened his belt and beat him firmly. He then leaned over and grabbed the single sword and said,"Okay, let's compete, so I won't beat you to death.""
【Linghu Chong: I learned it again, so I won’t beat you to death!】
【Hu Fei: I really want to beat you to death!】
【Princess Yunluo: I didn’t expect the bastard’s taunting skills to be so terrifying. Every sentence does little harm. The insulting thief is 960 strong! 】
really.
In the light curtain.
This rush almost made him so angry that he fainted on the spot.
The bastard bound his left hand and competed with him. His contempt for him had reached the extreme.
The Taoists at Shangqing Temple shouted and cursed in unison.
Shi Qing and Min Rou also scolded:"Child, you are rude, please untie your belt!"
However, Chongxu was already coming to kill with a sword, so the bastard had to resist.
After dozens of moves, he tried his best to fight, but he couldn't beat him. Instead, he was knocked back by the bastard's skill and almost fell to the ground.
It was Taoist Priest Tianxu who took action in time to support Chongxu and prevent Chongxu from being embarrassed.
In order to regain his face, Taoist priest Tianxu took action to compete with the bastard.
But after dozens of moves, Taoist Master Tianxu was unable to do what he wanted and almost fell to his knees.
The bastard remembered what Ah Xiu had said on Purple Smoke Island:"When you fight with others, be merciful at all times and remember to be merciful and merciful. That's it." The bastard thought of her style. Hearing the words of warning, her gentle and shy face appeared in front of his eyes, and he immediately pushed out the knife.
A few feints and powerful moves, but they can't hurt anyone at all.
Tianxu was panting and confused.
The bastard withdrew his sword alone, took two steps back, stood with the sword upright, and said,"Your Excellency's swordsmanship is exquisite, and I admire you deeply. It's hard to tell the winner today, so let's just let it go. How about we all make friends?"
Tianxu almost didn't believe it. My ears stood upright in a daze, unable to speak.
Shi Qing smiled slightly, feeling relieved.
Min Rou was even more delighted.
When he and his wife saw that their son was highly skilled in martial arts, that was fine. What they liked the most was that he was able to give in after victory was determined, which was in line with his and his wife's temperament of leaving room for others.
Min Rou laughed and said,"Silly boy, you are talking nonsense. Why don't you call me uncle or nephew?"
Tianxu sighed, shook his head, and sighed:"The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead. We are getting old. You're welcome."
Min Rou asked the bastard to come forward and thank her, and at the same time introduced the bastard as their son.
Tianxu suddenly understood, and said that the last move was very rare.
The bastard said:"Yes, Ah Xiu taught me this move. She said that if someone can't beat you, you have to be merciful at all times and spare others wherever you have to. This move is called circumlocution. It not only gives in to the opponent, but also gives in to others." So as not to get hurt by the other party."
He spoke without any thought.
Tianxu's face suddenly turned red and white, and he was so ashamed that he felt ashamed.
Shi Qing yelled:"Shut up, what are you talking about?"
The bastard said:"Yes, I won't say it. If I had thought of tying up these two hands with poisonous palms and only used a single knife to fight with people, I wouldn't have thought of it....nor will……"
At this point, the melon-eaters reacted.
The two Zhaoxu people were injured by the bastard, and they immediately turned against each other again, pointing their swords at the bastard.
Min Rou approached the bastard and told him to run away.
But Shi Qing was unwilling.
The people from Shangqingguan have already stepped forward to take away the weapon in Min Rou's hand.
The bastard has a special feeling for Min Rou.
Upon seeing this, he immediately used the grappling hand that Ding Dang taught him, trying to take back Min Rou's weapon.
The people in Shangqingguan were also prepared, but with the bastard's luck, the poison spread out from his palms, and the two people were immediately stunned.
The others were startled and backed away.
The bastard looked at him even more angrily, but then the bastard thought of the method that Zhang San taught him how to force poison for him.
So he quickly gave poison to the two disciples who were stunned by the poison, and finally saved them both.
And when the people from Shangqingguan saw this, they quickly brought Zhaoxu and the two of them over and let the bastards force the poison.
After rescuing the two of them, Tianxu left with the melon-eaters.
Min Rou was very excited, but the bastard stared at Min Rou with doubts.
With tears in her eyes, Min Rou smiled and said,"Silly boy, you...don't you recognize your father and mother?"
She opened her arms and hugged the bastard in her arms.
Since the bastard has known people, no one has ever pitied him so much, and his heart is full of passion, and he doesn't know what to say.
【Hu Fei: Brother Dog finally found his mother!】
【Yun Zhonghe: I want a hug too!】
【Ouyang Ke: I want a hug too!】
……
In the light curtain.
The bastard waited for a while and then said:"Is he... Master Shizhuang my father? I don't know. But... but... you are not my mother. I am looking for my mother."
Min Rou and Shi Qing asked the bastard Origin of name.
It made the two of them doubtful.
In the end it was the old way.
Identify people by their scars.
Their son Shi Zhongyu was spanked by Mei Qinggu's money dart when he was a child, and there are traces there.
The son of a bitch's heart skipped a beat.
For scars.
He has a shadow now.
Ding Dang said there were teeth marks on his shoulders, the bastard said there weren't, but it turned out there were.
People from the Snow Mountain Sect said he had plum blossom sword marks on his thighs.
The son of a bitch said no, but it turned out there was. really.
No surprises.
After Shi Qing checked, there were indeed traces of the money dart on the bastard's butt.
They confirmed it.
The son of a bitch is their son.
The son of a bitch was completely confused.
Shi Qing is still acceptable to his father.
After all, he has no father.
But he clearly remembered that his mother looked completely different from Min Rou.
He has two mothers?
【Linghu Chong: Two mothers? Punishable!】
【Lu Xiaofeng: The bastard is too difficult. Everyone who sees him has a special scar to identify his relatives. Doesn’t anyone care about his character and temperament?】
【Hu Fei: I found that Axiu was the only one who never mistook the bastard from the beginning to the end, and never regarded the bastard as the jade in the stone. Even if Shi Xiaocui said that the bastard was the jade in the stone, she still firmly believed that the bastard was not!】
【Chu Liuxiang: Actually, although the bastard and Shi Zhongyu look very similar, they are still easy to distinguish. It’s just that most people in the world judge people by their appearance, but Miss Axiu judges people by their appearance, so Miss Axiu has never mistaken the bastard!】
【Blood Knife Ancestor: If Axiu admits that he is the wrong bastard, wouldn’t it be the end? When she meets Shi Zhongyu, she will definitely be beaten by Shi Zhongyu, but the bastard will not be beaten by Ding Dang when he admits his mistake!】
【Yuzhenzi: It seems that even if Shi Zhongyu wants to pretend to be a bastard, Haohao Axiu, it won’t work. He still has to rely on force!】
……
The melon-eating people (bfbd) were deeply moved.
Shi Qing Minrou asked the bastard about his experience in detail, but she just thought that there was something wrong with the bastard's head. at the same time.
Shi Qing Minrou also told the bastard that his eldest and second brothers were responsible for rewarding good and punishing evil, and the wine he was given to drink that day was poisonous wine, so the bastard must be careful in the future.
When he saw the two men, he struck first and killed them directly to avoid falling into their schemes.
Zhang San:"……"
John Doe:"……"
However, the bastard still didn't believe it and planned to see the two of them in the future to ask about the situation.
Shi Qing and Min Rou took the bastard home, hoping to help the bastard regain his memory. at the same time.
The two also taught the bastard the Shangqingguan sword technique.
With two people teaching him, the bastard's swordsmanship progressed rapidly and he knew more things.
And Shi Qing Minrou guessed that the Changle Gang wanted to use their son to prevent disaster, so he was ready to find someone to solve the problem.
They took the son of a bitch to find help.
While resting at an inn on the way, Ding Dang found the bastard, grabbed the bastard's ears and talked a lot. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
Ding Dang said:"Brother Tian, tell me honestly, who is better-looking is me? Or is your new wife better-looking?"
The bastard sighed:"Where can I find it? What new wife? Just you...just you."
He sighed again as he spoke, thinking:"If Axiu is willing to be my wife, I will be extremely happy. I just wonder if I can see her again. ? I wonder if she is willing to be my wife?"
Ding Dang put his arms around his head and neck, kissed him on the mouth, then reached out and chiseled his head, and said:
"I only have one wife, is that too little? Why sigh?"
The bastard just said that she had seen through what he was thinking. His face turned red with embarrassment and he hugged her. He didn't know what to do. He wanted to reject it, but he couldn't let go of the tenderness. He wanted to stretch out his arms to hug her, but he didn't dare.
【Honest Monk: It seems that the bastard is not honest either!】
【Hu Fei: Brother Dog: I want both!】
【Lu Xiaofeng: I dare say Ding Dang will kidnap the bastard soon!】
【Chu Liuxiang: Ding Dang’s personality doesn’t get along with Min Rou’s, and he will definitely abduct the bastard!】
……
The melon-eating crowd stared at the light curtain.
In the light curtain.
Ding Dang kissed the bastard, shyly got into the quilt and fell asleep.
The bastard looked at Ding Dang, and suddenly realized that the look in Axiu's eyes when he called him big brother was the same as Ding Dang's.
He was overjoyed:"Axiu is willing to be my wife, Axiu is willing to be my wife."
Unfortunately, he didn't know where to find Axiu, so he sighed and fell asleep on the table. the next day.
Min Rou came to find the bastard. Ding Dang clicked on the bastard's acupoints and hid the bastard under the bed. Min Rou was shocked to find that the bastard was missing.
She and Shi Qing hurriedly chased him out.[]
Ding Dang took the opportunity and ran away with the son of a bitch.
To avoid being recognized.
Both of them changed their faces for a moment.
In a small shop.
There was a conflict between Ding Busi and the senior high school lady and other four strong men from the Kanto sect, and the bastard couldn't help but come to save the high school lady.
Ding Busi was furious, picked up the nine-section whip and attacked the bastard.
The son of a bitch just dodged at first.
Ding Dang knew that his uncle and grandpa were cruel and exclaimed:"Brother Tian, fight back quickly! If you don't fight back, it will be bad!" The bastard didn't understand what bad was.
But thinking about what happened in Shangqingguan before, I thought about the angry eyes of those people.
Afterwards, Min Rou told him that if he fought with someone, it wouldn't matter if he won, but if he showed a slight hint of contempt in his words and actions, the other party would be treated as a great shame and humiliation, and they would become mortal enemies from then on.
"If I just dodge and don't fight back, I'm looking down on Fourth Grandpa."
The bastard thought of this and immediately took action with all his strength.
Ding Busi was beaten out by the bastard in a few strokes.
He didn't dare to stay for a long time, so he threw four tachyons at random and killed the four minions before escaping without a trace. Without a trace
【Linghu Chong: Hahaha, the bastard’s ability to understand is truly unrivaled!】
【Hu Fei: There is no way. Axiu, Minrou and the others only taught the bastard for a while. The bastard can’t learn and use it, he can only copy it by rote!】
【Ding Busan: Haha, Fourth, it seems you can’t do it!】
【Ding Busi: Fart! You are no match for me. The bastard's skills are deeper than those of Zhang San and Li Si. I have nothing to say if I lose!】
……
"Shame on you!"
"I, Ding Bu Si, have a great reputation for my whole life!"
Ding Busi couldn't help but cover his face. Although it is not embarrassing to be defeated by a bastard, it is still embarrassing in front of the mixed martial arts crowd.
"It would be nice if the third son got beaten by the bastard too."
Ding Busi stared at the light screen closely.
He hoped that Ding Busan would also be unlucky.
In the light screen, the four high ladies of the Kanto Gate and others were very grateful to the bastard. They regarded the bastard as their benefactor and warmly invited the bastard and Ding Dang. As guests.
Gao Niangzi and others came here to cause trouble for Changle Gang Bei Haishi and avenge Changle Gang leader Situ.
The bastard and Ding Dang followed Gao Niangzi and others and found that Gao Niangzi and others saw Bei Hai. Shi and others.
There was a quarrel between the two sides.
Obviously Bei Haishi would not admit that he and others killed the Situ gang leader.
The third-year lady asked Bei Haishi to call the Shi gang leader out.
Chen Chongzhi, who was standing next to Bei Haishi, suddenly laughed and said"To tell you the truth from my wife, the third grader of high school, our Gang Leader Shi likes girls, which is true, but he only likes to see young, beautiful, gentle and gentle girls. He wants him to come see the lady who is the third year of high school, this... hehe... I'm just afraid of him... hehe……"
The tone of these words was frivolous, and the underlying meaning was to ridicule the third-year high school lady for being old, ugly and shrewd, and Gang Leader Shi had no appetite for seeing her.
Ding Dang snickered secretly and whispered:"Actually, Sister Gao is also very good-looking. You have fallen in love with her again, haven't you?" The bastard said:" Here you are talking nonsense again! Be careful when she shoots you with a flying knife!" hour.
The third grade lady was so angry that she released three flying knives, and the silver light flashed towards Chen Chongzhi.
"What use do you have in me?"
Chen Chong ducked away, still talking about frivolous things.
Seeing that the two sides were about to fight, the bastard ran out to stop him.
Seeing that the bastard was the leader of the Shi Gang of the Changle Gang, the third-year high school lady and others immediately believed Bei Hai They believed in the bastard who saved their lives.
So, the two sides turned enemies into friends.
Bei Haishi invited the melon-eaters back to the main helm, and at the same time made up the identity of a bastard, and tricked the bastard into accepting rewards and punishments for them. Bad order...
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