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Chapter 79
"It was a dark and windy night, and the air was filled with the smell of death!"
"As I stepped into the tomb that no one had ever set foot in, it seemed as if a pair of eyes were watching me in the darkness!"
"But as an experienced explorer, I am not afraid of these"
"I bypassed many traps, and guess what I found?"
"A tear-shaped sky blue gem!"
"It just floated quietly on the altar, as if waiting for its owner to appear!"
In the tavern in Piltover, there are often adventurers telling their adventure stories to some drinkers. The storyteller in this tavern is already a regular here.
"Ezreal, you're bragging again!"
The bartender walked towards the new table of guests with a full tray of grain wine, and passed by the storyteller and made a joke.
"He knows nothing!"
Ezreal ignored the bartender and turned to the person in the counter.
"Two cups of Carmanpela, and a plate of Magic Source Beans."
Then he took out nine gold coins.
"You are just bragging, I heard you say it was a red gem a few days ago." After delivering the drinks, the bartender made another joke on the way back.
Ezreal blushed and argued,"I just remembered it wrongly. It's an explorer's story, isn't it normal to remember it wrongly?"
"Ignore him, ignore him, keep talking!"
The audience was listening with great interest. It didn't matter whether it was true or not. If he stopped talking halfway, wouldn't that just whet their appetite?
Ezreal took a sip of wine, chewed a magic source bean, and then continued to talk slowly.
"Obviously, the tear-shaped sapphire is the treasure in this tomb!"
"When I reached out and touched it, I knew that the person this thing had been waiting for was me!"
"Tsk~"
The audience started to make a noise, obviously thinking that the other party was bragging.
"And then what?"
But they want to keep listening
"Then the entire tomb began to shake, and the next second countless insects emerged from the ground and surrounded me!"
"But with my skills, can they hold me back?"
After saying this, Ezreal raised the bronze gauntlet on his arm to the audience. The gauntlet was inlaid with a deep blue gem, which looked even mysterious.
"I used an arcane leap to escape from the spot and rushed towards the closing door of the tomb!"
"But it was too late. I could have escaped in just one second. What a pity!"
After saying this, Ezreal drank another glass of Camampella in one breath, still not satisfied.
"Faced with the overwhelming swarm of insects, I was ready to kill them!"
"Suddenly a burst of artillery fire came from the sky, blowing away all the bugs around me!"
"Then, a graceful figure descended from the sky, and she landed gently in front of my eyes."At this point, Ezreal stopped again.
This made the audience anxious. What happened next? Let's talk about it!
"Hey, I'm so thirsty!"
Looking at the empty wine glass, Ezreal habitually began to fish.
This method has been tried and tested, but today no one seems to be willing to treat?
The audience is obviously used to the other party's way of asking for wine. Even if they don't give it, this kid will continue to blow it.
"Give him two glasses of wine, I'll buy you."
Suddenly, a voice came from the distant table.
Ezreal looked over and could only see the back of a man with short black hair.
He seemed to be a new customer in this tavern?
"The wine is here, the wine is here, keep talking!"
Seeing Ezreal order two glasses of the most expensive wine, the audience hurriedly urged
"Under the mask is a peerless beauty, this woman is like a fairy from heaven"
"However, she seemed to be infatuated with me after just one look at me"
""Poof!"
At this point, the guest who had just invited Ezreal to drink suddenly seemed to choke.
After taking a look, Ezreal continued without blushing or panting.
"Moreover, being besieged by tens of thousands of insects is such a dangerous situation that it is obviously not something a woman can handle!"
"It seems that I have to take action this time!"
"I asked the beauty to hide and I rushed into the swarm of insects alone!"
"I killed tens of thousands of bugs. Finally, those bugs were frightened by my strength and fled back underground!"
"When I picked up the beautiful woman again, she looked at me with eyes that were more obsessed than infatuated.
This time, Ezreal didn't keep her on hold.
"After I got out of trouble, I parted ways with that beautiful lady."
"Tsk~"
Another round of booing came, the audience obviously didn't believe it, this Ezreal loves to brag as always
"Didn't anything happen between you and that beautiful lady?" a listener suddenly asked curiously.
"I am not the kind of man who makes random comments. Even if she is really a fairy, so what?"
Ezreal patted his chest and said with righteousness.
"How does that beauty compare to Lux from Demacia?"
"Is there any need to compare? Is this your first time to listen to my story? There are at least eight thousand beauties coveting Ezreal, and except for Lux, who can catch my eye?"
""Puff!"
Having said this, the black-haired man spit out another mouthful of wine.
"Hey, hey, hey, that's enough, my friend, can you stop wasting it?"
Ezreal could see from behind that the other person was laughing.
What's so funny?
What he said was the truth, he just slightly processed the details.
"I heard that Demacia lifted the ban on magic."
"Yes, the ban on magic has been lifted since the dragon clan was defeated!"
"Yes, Lux became the chief magician of the Demacia royal family and was also named a hero!"
"She is now called Lady Radiance, so forget about Ezreal."
""Alas, when will our Piltover have its own hero?"
The audience members consoled Ezreal, hoping that this boastful young man would give up the idea of Lux as soon as possible, as he could not afford her.
It seemed that this touched Ezreal's sore spot, and he ignored the audience members and walked straight towards the guest who invited him to drink.
"Haven't I seen you before, adventurer?"
Ezreal sat down without any hesitation, without even looking at the man opposite him, and poured himself a full glass of wine.
The black-haired man frowned when he saw the other party coming over to drink for free.
But then he put away his brows and said with a smile.
"I have plenty of wine, but are there any other stories as wonderful and true as this one?"
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