I picked up a planet
Chapter 013
Any part of the Mastiff generation is made of plastic alloy, and the hardness of plastic alloy, how can it be a joke. The plastic alloy that cannot be cut by a scalpel can be pried open by a small screwdriver!
Half a minute later, Wu Ya sat on the chair with a look of lovelessness, the screwdriver in her hand had bent to the point that she could no longer bend, but the main board of the mastiff dragon was still majestic.
“Wow! How is it possible that a screwdriver can’t pry open a fragile motherboard? Could it be that it’s a steel plate? Digital Brother said in surprise.
“In other words, the word Mastiff is engraved on the motherboard, could it be that it is produced by a motherboard manufacturer called Mastiff? Is there such a sky-defying motherboard manufacturer in China? The water friend called the unknown queen said.
“Wait, I saw that there are also two words Mastiff Dragon on the shell, if nothing else, this notebook should be called Mastiff Dragon Notebook!” A man named Lemon Cat said.
“Mastiff Dragon Notebook? I kind of remembered that this is the first computer that can make Wu Ya’s Great Demon King deflated. If the performance is passable, I will not eat or drink for half a month, and I will also buy one to play. Digital Brother continued to speak.
“Ya someone, if it really doesn’t work, don’t test the parts, we all know that the Mastiff hardware is awesome, hurry up and see how the performance is.” ID Cucumber fried tomato water friend bubbling said.
“……”
“Okay, since everyone is looking forward to it, then I will show you the performance of the notebook.” Wu Ya nodded and said, did not get too entangled in the hardware, decisively plugged in the power supply, and clicked the boot button.
In fact, the price of this notebook Wu Ya has long known, will only sell for four thousand yuan, this price of computer hardware can not fault anything, even powerful a little too much, then the software is definitely its weakness.
Wu Ya still has a very good impression of the Mastiff Dragon notebook in her heart, and the hardware is so good, it can be said that it dumped similar products three streets, but only sold for four thousand yuan, which shows that the boss behind Mastiff Dragon Technology is a good person.
At this time, Wu Ya was trying to take advantage of the boot time to chat with water friends and enliven the atmosphere of the live broadcast room, but the next second surprised everyone, and in front of everyone, the screen of the Mastiff Dragon notebook instantly lit up.
“Poof! One, one second to turn on? I shouldn’t have been blind! ”
Wu Ya just drank saliva, and immediately all of them squirted out, and every drop was poured on the mastiff dragon notebook, and Wu Ya was dumbfounded.
Hundreds of thousands of water friends have not yet reacted from the shock of turning on the machine in one second, and they are immediately impressed by Wu Ya’s commotion operation!
Zhang Long couldn’t help but be handsome, and slapped the table with a smile, this anchor is inevitably too dedicated, you can consider sending a chicken leg to show praise.
At this time, Zhang Long did not show any nervousness, but watched this scene with interest, because one of the characteristics of the Mastiff Dragon notebook is waterproof, even if it is soaked in water and put in the fire, it will not happen in a short time.
However, other water friends do not know the strength of the mastiff dragon, and according to their common sense, so much water splashed on the notebook, seven out of ten should be unusable.
“666, a good computer, not destroyed in the hands of the Great Demon King Wu, but was dried up by an old phlegm!” Digital Brother said with a smile and conveniently rewarded Wu Ya with a plane.
“The anchor compensates me! I have never seen a laptop in my life that turns on in a second! In the end, what is the performance, is it worth buying… Then it was drowned in a mouthful of water! ”
“There is really a lot of anchor water, and the card is sent, and I paid attention to it.”
“At this time, I think the notebook should emit a layer of brilliant electric light, covering the anchor’s whole body, and then crossing to the other world, and a generation of heroines came into being.” Lemon Cat barrage.
Almost all netizens are frantically ridiculing this wave of operations, countless small gifts are flying all over the sky, and there are also local tycoons who have rewarded planes and rockets, attracting more melon-eating crowds to watch, and the live broadcast room began to become stuttered.
“Three million heat? Wouldn’t it be a brush? It’s impossible, Wu Ya is also a well-known anchor, and it is impossible to do such a self-destructive thing. One of Douyu’s data monitoring supervisors frowned, and the computer in front of him showed that the popularity of Wu Ya’s live broadcast room at this time was three million, which was already comparable to the live broadcast popularity of Douyu’s pillar.
……
Wu Ya’s brain was blank, and she didn’t have the heart to pay attention to the situation in the live broadcast room at all. She hurriedly pulled out two pieces of paper, and she kept wiping the surface of the notebook with a panicked face, and her heart was up and down, like a deer bumping.
Wu Ya is quite clear that this is undoubtedly a failed live broadcast, and behind the failure of the live broadcast, it means that she has defaulted and has to pay a high amount of liquidated damages to Mastiff Technology.
“Huh? Why is the screen of this notebook still on? No, shouldn’t it be a black screen without saying a word at this time? Wu Ya was surprised, guessing in her heart, isn’t this notebook afraid of water? Or is she an invincible little fairy, who even drools to give birth to spiritual sense, and wittily avoids all parts?
The water friends in the live broadcast room boiled, first turned on in a second, threw a bombshell, and then flooded the notebook, but there was no sign of short-circuiting. If they hadn’t seen it with their own eyes, they would have thought it was an international joke.
“Awesome my mastiff, this notebook can be waterproof, maybe it’s too strong!”
“Because the Mastiff Dragon is waterproof, the anchor lost a chance to be a real girl, it’s a pity!”
“Could it be an accident? Is it really just that water doesn’t seep into it through the cracks? Just stay on the surface. ”
“Is the one who says that the water didn’t seep in? The water in your house is really advanced, and it is equipped with automatic navigation. ”
“It is strongly requested that the anchor experiment with the waterproof performance of the mastiff dragon, as for the method is very simple, just pour the water on it / squint and laugh!”
“Pour water +1.”
“Take me one!”
“Pour water +10000!”
“That’s right, sit and wait for the Great Demon King Wu to pour water.”
……
On the barrage, at a glance, Wu Ya was encouraged to pour water, and even some local tyrants said that they would send ten rockets if they poured water, and they were still an emperor.
At this time, Wu Ya fell into a dilemma, on the one hand, she was worried about the high liquidated damages, and on the other hand, her curiosity could not be suppressed.
Suddenly, Wu Ya felt a shock on her mobile phone, a text message appeared in her eyes, Wu Ya subconsciously looked over, the content of the text message was very simple, only two words – pour water! Behind is the text message sender, signed by Mastiff Dragon Technology.
“Okay then! Today I’m going to fight someone! Anyway, with the endorsement of Chairman Mastiff, pour water and pour water! Wu Ya gritted her teeth and said, then took the remaining half bottle of water in her hand and slowly poured it on the notebook in front of her.
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