I, Maunyin, Am Not a Singer!

With a frown, Pain took out the scepter, slammed it on the table, and said, "Then you will pass it with me, and tell the system, I will not join the garden."

I was stunned again, what's going on? Depur said: "That, Maunyin-chan, you see that you have passed the test, it's nothing to join..."

Before Depur could finish speaking, Maun Yin directly interrupted and said, "I said I won't join!"

Xunyin's voice was not low, and because of the anger, the others also recovered, Xiaomei and Mo Xinlu stepped forward, Xiaomei opened her mouth to persuade, and Mo Xinlu asked suspiciously why.

But Paunyin was in a bad mood right now, she turned her head and glared at it, causing the two of them to immediately become dumbfounded. Paunyin turned her head again and said, "Why did you return this scepter to you?"

"Uh, it's already bound, but I can't do it anymore, that... What's the matter with you, Maunyin-chan?"

And just at this moment, Depur had just finished speaking, the scepter in Pain's hand glowed, and a mechanical voice came: "Congratulations to the sixth star - Pain-yin Liuge has completed the first test, and now a broad avenue appears in front of you. , let's take the first step, of course, first of all, let's get to know the other members first, please the sixth star - Munin Liuge to Yunran City..."

"Boom!" Blue veins popped out of Paunyin's forehead, golden arrogance instantly ignited, and he grabbed the scepter and squeezed it hard.

"Kara~!" The scepter was crushed, and the mechanical sound stopped abruptly.

Everyone: "..." xN

The pieces of her hand were thrown into the trash can, Paunyin took Mo Xinlu's hand, threw Xiaomei on top of her head, put her index finger and **** between her eyebrows, and said, "Tell you about that system, its What I did makes me very angry, if you bother me again, don't blame me for being rude." After speaking, Mo Xinlu and Xiaomei disappeared with a "swoosh".

Leaving Depur behind, Mia and Lilith looked at each other.

After a long period of silence, Depur finally came back to his senses: "Come on, what's going on? Why is Maunyin-chan so angry?"

"Hey~" Lilith sighed and said, "What else can you do? The system's approach has completely irritated Maunyin-chan. It's the same as Huilina's situation, although we have solved the knot in Huilina's heart. , let her accept the singing voice, but the situation of Maunyin-chan is different, and Maunyin-chan is strong enough to express her unwillingness."

After Lilith finished speaking, she stepped forward and picked up a piece of debris on the ground, and said, "I didn't expect that such a strong exclusive weapon would be crushed by Maunyin-chan. Just how strong are you, Maunyin-chan?"

"No! Isn't Maunyin-chan arrogant? I thought she was saying the opposite when she kept saying that she was not a singer and not a singer. So she really doesn't want to be?"

Black lines appeared on Mia and Lilith's faces, is there really any help for this person's brain?

Compared to Lilith, who had only just met Touryin, and Tiehanhan Depur, Mia was the most aware of the situation, and said, "I have also told you many times, Sister Depur, violence... Ms. Touryin, she refused. Many times, the twisted melons are not sweet, and Sister Depur, you can be self-willed, but I didn't expect that Miss Paunyin is really the sixth person, and then the system's way of not listening to people's words is so exciting that it ignites the explosives."

Lilith nodded: "That's it. In another world, Munin-chan is very angry. Speaking of which, you know what? Munin-chan's test is to save a world."

"Hey?! How is that possible?" x2

"It's true, that world was endangered by a monster called 'zombie', and it was entering the end, and then surprisingly, Maunyin-chan turned into that kind of blond hair, the exact time is not clear, but at most In ten minutes, Maunyin-chan completed her mission, in other words, she saved the world in ten minutes, and killed all the monsters in that world in ten minutes."

Depur and Mia looked at each other, and Depur almost wrote the word shock on his face, and after swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Depur said, "Although I know that Maunyin-chan is very strong, this... is completely beyond recognition. Ah, even if the boss comes, you can't save the world in ten minutes, right?"

Mia didn't get much better, she shook her head and said, "These shocking things can be left for later, now the question is, what should I do next? Miss Paunyin is indeed the sixth person, but in this situation, it must be I won’t agree to join, and it’s impossible to be like Sister Huilina, and Miss Muyin doesn’t seem to have a heart.”

Hearing this, Depur and Lilith fell into silence and had a headache.

Chapter 3 Rent Problem Solving

Not to mention the headache on Lilith's side, Paunyin teleported directly into Mo Yi's office, and saw his good daughter suddenly appear. After the patrol sound, he hugged his head and immediately shrank behind the chair.

He stuck his head out, frowned at Paun Yin, and said, "You, you... I told you that there are no slippers in this office. I also changed my shoes today. You can never hurt me again!"

"…"

Everyone was speechless, and Xiaomei suddenly felt that this cowardly and dying guy was really one of the most powerful people in the city? Just a coward.

"Ah, Miss Paunyin, are you back?" Xu Fan immediately noticed that there was an uninvited guest in the office, but when he saw it was Paunyin, he let go of his vigilance, got up and said hello with a smile, "Thank you, what's the test result? Has my lovely cousin become the sixth member of the garden?"

In the last sentence, Xu Fan asked Mo Xinlu. In the face of his cousin's inquiry, Mo Xinlu finally withdrew from the stunned state of being suddenly teleported, shook his head and said, "I didn't become... or I didn't pass. In the test, it's Sister Paunyin..." After a pause, Mo Xinlu looked carefully at Paunyin who was standing beside her, clenched Paunyin and grabbed her right hand.

"Huh?" Xu Fan blinked: "What's wrong with Miss Paunyin? Don't say it's a conflict with the people in the garden? Haha, but according to Miss Paunyin, your character seems to be really possible. But I believe in Paunyin. Miss, you won't be so impulsive."

Hearing that Xiaomei and Mo Xinlu's eyes were a bit dodging, it was not just a conflict, but the development of the matter was more complicated. Neither of them dared to mention it now.

"It's nothing, it's just a troubling thing, not worth mentioning." Xun Yin waved his hand and said, then stepped forward and came to Mo Yi's office.

Looking at Mo Yi, who was shrunk behind the chair, he said, "Mo Yi... Uncle Mo, I brought your daughter back to you safely. According to the agreement, the mission of the bodyguard is over. It's time to settle the reward, and the double reward is 20 million. ."

"You almost called me by my name just now, didn't you?!"

"Mo... Uncle Mo, please don't change the subject."

The corners of Mo Yi's eyes twitched wildly, you just paused, didn't you? Anyway, I am also a person with a head and a face, do I want to lose face? It's not a big deal to be called by the junior's name, but! It's unreasonable to beat me with slippers every time we meet. Hey! Mo Yi swears that Paun Yin glanced at his shoes for a second just now, isn't it obvious what the purpose is? !

"You stand back, I'll transfer the money to you." I struggled in my heart for a long time, and even thought of the desperate fight, but when I saw Paunyin again, I was sorry, what courage, consciousness, all of these No more, Mo Yi chose to keep his mouth shut (counsel).

In fact, everything was caused by Mo Yi's own overthinking. Paunyin did take a look at Mo Yi's shoes, but this was only to prevent Mo Yi from suddenly pulling out his slippers to play a surprise attack. He didn't think about anything else at all. Sound was a little surprised, but she took a few steps back obediently.

Soon, Paunyin heard the voice of transferring money from his ID device. People in this world use ID devices instead of bank cards.

The style chosen by Paunyin's ID card is a necklace. Originally, I wanted to choose a ring or a bracelet, but if I want to fight, then the ring and bracelet will definitely break. Although the necklace is not much better, at least it will be late. One point, it won't break directly. After all, Paunyin's fighting method mainly relies on a pair of fists.

After confirming, Paun Yin nodded flatly and said, "Well, then my mission is officially over here. If you still need it, you can come to me. If you can help, I will try my best to help. Goodbye."

After calling out Xiaomei who was dazed above her head, Paun Yin said, "Xiaomei, we're going back."

"Hey? Wait..." Before Xiaomei finished speaking, she disappeared along with her host's teleportation.

The three people were left behind. Look at me, I'll look at you. After a while, Xu Fan touched the back of his head and asked, "Cousin, Miss Xunyin...isn't you in a bad mood? Although it's still A grim look, but obviously different from usual."

Mo Xinlu smiled bitterly and said, "Brother Xu, things are a little messy, but the most important thing is related to the sixth person's test."

"Sixth man test?" x2

After Paunyin left, Mo Yi also jumped out of the chair with confidence and boldness. After hearing his daughter's words, doubts arose and he asked, "By the way, dear daughter, what is the result of your test? You were vague when Xu asked."

Xu Fan also nodded, looking curiously at Mo Xinlu with a complicated expression.

"The result of the test is actually very simple, that is, I failed, no, it should be said that I haven't started the test, and the sixth person's test is over." Mo Xinlu paused for a while, indicating that the two should not worry, listen to her slowly : "It seems that Sister Touryin and Miss Depur have known each other before, because Miss Depur invited Sister Touryin to participate in the sixth person test, but she was rejected."

"Haha, it's in line with Miss Paunyin's approach. Yesterday, I was curious and asked Miss Paunyin if she could sing a song. You see, although Miss Paunyin's strength is a bit outrageous, the star energy in her body fluctuates. I won't lie, it's obviously due to the fluctuations of the singer, so I just... haha, and as a result, Miss Paunyin gave me a stern look." Xu Fan said with a wry smile.

Mo Yi touched his chin: "Although I don't know how strong this crazy woman is as a singer, but if she can be seen by the famous Depur, it will not be much worse, dear daughter, you haven't finished speaking yet. ?"

Mo Xinlu nodded and continued: "During today's test, Miss Depur has been pestering Sister Xunyin to take part in the test after seeing Sister Xunyin. Sister Xunyin is still reluctant, and Miss Lilith came later. "

"Oh~~~! Lilith? That Yuxing Lilith?!" Xu Fan suddenly stepped forward to grab Mo Xinlu and asked excitedly.

Before Mo Xinlu could answer, Mo Yi slapped Xu Fan open and said, "Don't mention that the members of the garden are like dogs that smell bones. Are you ashamed, Xiao Xu?"

"Cough, sorry, cousin, I'm a little excited." Xu Fan touched the back of his head and smiled awkwardly.

Mo Xinlu shook her head and continued: "It's okay, Brother Xu, I can understand your excitement, because I wasn't much better at the time, and something happened later, and it evolved into Sister Paunyin accepting it first. The sixth person's test, and... Maunin-san passed."

After the two of them heard it, they were stunned for a moment, then question marks appeared, and then their expressions gradually became hideous, and there were more and more question marks.

Mo Yi felt that his raised right hand was constantly shaking, and his words trembled a little. He asked, "Good, good daughter, you are not kidding us, are you? Paunyin, that crazy woman passed the sixth person test?"

"That is to say! Miss Maunyin...she has become a new member of the garden?!" Xu Fan asked in surprise.

Mo Xinlu nodded.

Hearing the words, the two looked at each other, then lowered their heads and began to calm down their hearts. This was too sudden. He was originally just an outrageous bodyguard, but in a blink of an eye, he became a new member of the garden? This is like a friend who played black games with you yesterday, but the next day tells you that he is a future person, which makes people unacceptable at once, which is beyond the normal processing scope of the brain.

"Wait, if that's the case, why is Miss Paunyin still in a bad mood? Not to mention that the test results were actually wrong?" Xu Fan suddenly raised his head and asked.

"No, Ms. Maunin has indeed become a new member of the garden, and she has also obtained special equipment unique to members of the garden."

"Then why?"

Mo Xinlu was also very puzzled, but continued: "It seems that... Sister Mounyin doesn't want to be the sixth person, but then a series of things happened, and she forced her to participate in the internal test of the garden members. , this compulsive practice of not asking for her will has made Sister Pain Yin angry, and I am not very clear about the specifics, and then you will see that Sister Pain Yin and I are back."

"What the hell?! Miss Paunyin doesn't want to be a new member of the garden?! What is she thinking?!" After listening to his cousin's words, Xu Fan exclaimed with a shocked expression on his face.

"I think Big Sister Touryin has something to hide? It's just that Big Sister Touryin didn't say anything behind, so I, I don't know," Mo Xinlu said.

"No, until I know the exact answer, I can't say with certainty, although I think it's a bit outrageous, but the world is so big, everyone has it, maybe it's really Pain Yin, she doesn't want to be a new member of the garden Right." Mo Yi said after frowning.

Xu Fan scratched his head, then said, "But I really can't figure it out. Miss Paunyin is a singer, right? So why is she unwilling to join the garden?"

"Maybe there really is a reason why it can't be said, or something else, but Xiao Xu, don't think that everyone has the same idea, as if not everyone likes a brand of clothes, this is a truth." After finishing speaking, Mo Yi waved his hand and continued: "Okay, this topic ends here, Xiao Xu, Xinlu, you two don't talk about this, it's all rotten in your stomach."

"Hey? Why? Father?" Mo Xinlu asked suspiciously.

"Since Tuuyin is in a bad mood because of this incident, then... let's put it another way, Xinlu, do you like someone to tell you things you're not happy about? Then a lot of people came over and asked you why?" Mo Yi said.

Hearing this, Mo Xinlu simulated it in his mind, and suddenly showed a clear look, and nodded: "Okay, I know my father, but I still want to know why Sister Touryin doesn't want to be the sixth person, Obviously, Sister Paunyin sang to me the night before yesterday."

"Huh?" "What?" The two were surprised, and Mo Yi immediately asked, "That crazy woman from Paunyin sang? Why didn't I know?"

Xu Fan also agreed, looking at Mo Xinlu.

"Also, it doesn't count as singing, it's just that Sister Touryin hummed a melody that I've never heard before, but, but it's very nice! Really!" Mo Xinlu said weakly, but tried her best to make it clear Paunyin sang very nicely, but her serious expression didn't have a convincing effect, on the contrary, it made Mo Yi and Xu Fan feel that Mo Xinlu was very cute.

After admiring his lovely daughter, Mo Yi changed the subject: "Okay, let's not talk about Paunyin, what do you want to eat tonight, my dear daughter? Dad bought it for you."

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On the other hand, Paunyin did not choose to teleport to go home immediately, but found the smell of the landlord, teleported over to solve the rent problem, paid it for three years at one time, and went to the city management office with Xiaomei's reminder. After checking, it was finally determined that this person was the landlord of the house they were living in, not a liar.

Of course, before leaving, Xiaomei didn't forget to take back the songs that were mortgaged with the landlord. Fortunately, the landlord really believed in credit, and the songs were well preserved.

After solving all this, Paun Yin found Lin Die's breath and teleported back home, threw the song and the rental contract on the table, turned around and walked to the refrigerator, opened the refrigerator door to look for food.

However, when Xiaomei looked at her host, she had a lot of questions in her heart, and she didn't know where to start.

After thinking about it for a long time, she finally asked the question that Xiaomei wanted to know the most: "Host, are you... in a bad mood?"

Paun Yin took out a bottle of milk and a few pieces of bread from the refrigerator, sat down in front of the table, and did not rush to start eating, but looked at Lin Die and Xiao Mei who were puzzled, touched her forehead and sighed, saying: " Ah, it's really not that good."

"Hey? What happened to Sister Maunyin these days?" Rindie asked.

Xiaomei could guess some reasons, but she wasn't sure, so she asked, "Is it because of the sixth person?"

"Not all, it's mainly the scepter, or the system standing behind the scepter. People in this world have a different understanding of singers than I do, so I can understand the attitudes of Depur and Lilith, but that I don't approve of the system's approach, and I hate it. Without saying a word, it directly teleported me to another world, and didn't even give time to react. It also said that it would save the world and shine, and the other world was a real apocalyptic world. The civilized order there has collapsed, if it were someone else, how would you face a world full of monsters?"

After speaking for a long time, Paun Yin opened the milk and took a sip, then said, "You can ask our system for details, it knows the specific situation."

Xiaomei frowned and listened, the information described by Paunyin was not perfect, but Xiaomei did not plan to continue to ask her, wait for the host to slowly ask her what she thought, now go to ask her own system, after thinking about it, Xiaomei falls on the table , closed his eyes and sank into the sea of ​​consciousness.

Maunyin also began to destroy the bread in front of her.

The situation in front of her made the little beauty Lindie bewildered. She looked left and right, and question marks kept popping up, so, what happened?

Chapter 4: Three Guessing the Cottage and Asking for Patrol (Part 1)

Time passed, and after eating the bread, Pain said, "I'm going out to exercise." She left Lindie and was dumbfounded. After recovering, it was too late to catch up, so she looked at Xiaomei who was standing on the table. , Lin Die often sees Xiaomei closing her eyes like this and motionless. Although she doesn't know why, she just needs to wait for a while at this time, so Lin Die quietly starts to wait.

As always, Rindie didn't wait long, Xiaomei opened her eyes again, looked around, showed an expression of "as expected", turned her head and asked: "Rindie, although I think it's better not to ask this question, but the host She really went out to exercise, right?"

Rindie nodded: "Well, Sister Paunyin just went out for less than ten minutes." After that, Rindie asked cautiously, "Then, Sister Xiaomei, what happened?"

Glancing at the curious Rindie, Xiaomei said, "It's not very complicated. Let me tell you a little bit. It just so happens that, Rindie, you can also speak to me when the host comes back."

So, Xiaomei combined what she learned from the system and what she knew, and told Lindie. Of course, it might be difficult to understand what the system was, so she put the garden that The system on the edge calls it a manager.

After listening to the cause and effect, Rindie was speechless. Sister Mounyin was actually the sixth member of the garden? ! And then she refused. It's normal here. After all, Lindie often hears Paunyin denying that she is a singer, mainly from the back. Paunyin is angry here. She can't imagine that Paunyin, who has always been very talkative, will be angry. How is it? Then she was a little angry herself. Of course, she was happy for the patrol Yin sister to become the sixth person, but after that, she did not explain the reason, and directly sent the person to go to accept some test (here Xiaomei concealed the situation of traveling through a different world), After that, I'll tell you what we want you to do before you can come back.

This can be said to offend people. It’s like when you are shopping and suddenly someone pulls you into the store without waiting for you to say anything, and then starts selling to you. His product, can this be happy?

Seeing Lin Die being indignant, Xiao Mei comforted a few words, then lowered her head and thought.

What exactly is the system over there in the garden? And according to what the system heard, Miss Lilith also said that the host's mission is beyond the normal intensity, directly saving the world or something. Thinking of this, the corners of Xiaomei's mouth began to twitch. Others don't know, but the system that has been following the host is not enough. I know very well how Paunyin eliminated the monsters in that world called zombies in just a few minutes.

Xiaomei knows that her host can become a Super Saiyan, and the sign of this state is blonde hair and blue eyes, and then on top of it, the state that surpasses this state, that is, Super Saiyan II, Xiaomei listens to the system with surprise and a little helplessness. In the narrative, I learned that the host had become a Super Saiyan II state, and then used high speed in just a few minutes, relying on the perception of Qi, to destroy all the zombies in that other world.

During this process, Paunyin is like a precise missile launching machine. Qigong bombs are missiles. Often a qigong bomb is launched, and the place with no one is directly destroyed with the terrain. Where there are living people, the qigong bomb It became a gas bomb, quickly killing zombies.

In short, under such absurd but efficient harvesting, the number of zombies is rapidly reduced until it becomes zero. As for the virus that creates zombies, Paunyin is not responsible for it. After all the zombies are eliminated, the garden system also determines After saving the world, I sent Paune and Lilith back.

What Xiaomei needs to think about now is how to let the host enter the garden, and it is impossible to rely on the people over there. With the garden's own system, Paunyin will definitely not agree, and it will even be counterproductive. Don't be a huge qigong. Bounced down and sank a piece of land.

Then she can only rely on herself and her own system, and follow the negotiated strategy to induce tactics, but the price may be much heavier, but this opportunity, Xiaomei and System One think they can't miss it, the world's number one singer group absolutely It can make the host grow into the most powerful singer.

To train the strongest battle singer, in battle, Xiaomei and the system think that there is no need to continue training, they have already reached full level, how do they train? So the focus in the future will be on the singer, but this is also the most difficult.

In the end, after thinking about it, Xiaomei whispered: "The biggest obstacle for the host to enter the garden is the other party's 'system', there is no hope if it is not solved, but how to solve it? The other party's 'system' can be It should be very powerful to travel through another world..." Suddenly, Xiaomei's eyes widened: "Wait, why can't we use that system in reverse? Listening to Depur's words, we can tell that the 'system' has a self. Consciousness, this self-consciousness is very unreasonable, everything he does is for the purpose of making the members of the garden stronger, not listening to any persuasion, and even resorting to violence in severe cases."

"However, in the face of the host, no matter how violent you are, you can still create a qigong cannon to blow up the planet? Let it know the host is terrible, and then honestly become a tool man, using its alien world teleportation function to induce the host. Exercise the power of the singer, for example, sing a song and let the host go to another world to fight against the strong in another world, this is absolutely feasible!" At this point, Xiaomei clapped her hands excitedly.

But it didn't take long for Xiaomei to frown again. Although this method is very feasible, the fundamental problem has not been solved, that is, how to let the host enter the garden. It is impossible to tell the host directly. We can use the transmission ability of the other party's system to let you Go to another world and fight against the strong? In this way, how to induce the host? At that time, when the host knows that he can travel through without singing or anything, it will be a waste of time.

[Mei, your idea is very good! 】

"Ah~!!" The system's voice suddenly appeared, causing Xiaomei to scream in fright.

[Calm down, Mei. 】

The corners of Xiaomei's eyes twitched, she turned her head and told Lindie not to care, and then focused on talking to the system: "System, what's the benefit of you scaring me to death?"

[These are not important, Mei, the method you just proposed is very feasible. 】

Rolling her eyes, Xiaomei said, "It's feasible, but the question still comes back to how to get the host to join the garden."