I Just Want To Farm

  Chapter 799 Entering the palace?

  He condescendingly looked at the carrot slices in Qin Yu’s chopsticks.

   "Carrots are grown for people to eat. They are grown up. If they are not eaten, they should be useful. Otherwise, what are they for?"

  This bit of rice radish is so embarrassed to say to raise me? Do you think you are raising goldfish?

   "My grandfather is kind, spare my life, of course I should reciprocate, but I don't know what else my grandfather needs me to do besides being good? Or do you ask me not to do anything?"

  She showed a clever and cunning side, and she was different from Miss Qin San in the intelligence. Lin Heng made a plan and said: "For more details, wait until you learn the court etiquette first."

   Then he flung his sleeves and wanted to leave.

  "My Lord, please stay." Qin Yu called him gracefully.

  Yin Heng Xindao, this woman is going to show her true face? Will deliberately put forward some conditions?

  He turned around, saw Qin Yu getting up, bowing gracefully, and then said a few words politely.

   "Can you add some pig trotter?"

  "Beauty."

   "A woman's face is a man's decent face."

   "My master doesn't want me to be inferior to those imperial concubines."

  Lin Heng was silent for a long time, without answering, turned and left.

  But it didn’t take long for Qin Yu to finish a bowl of small white porridge. The kitchen brought hot braised pork knuckles and two plates of braised chicken paws and duck paws.

  Qin Yu: "Master Hou is really generous. I still buy one and get two free."

  Housekeeper: "You can make up for what you eat, Master Hou said to ask Miss Qin to eat more of these paws, so that your hands and feet will be flexible and easy to handle."

  The claws of pigs, chickens and ducks are three-pronged in a trinity.

  What does this have to do? Rope skipping or jumping god?

  Looking at the trotters and the claws of the chickens and ducks, Qin Yu was lost in thought.

  The most important thing is-who do you jump to?

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  Don’t talk about what to do. There are seven grandmothers who come to teach etiquette. The two tables of mahjong are not complete, but it is still possible to summon a dragon.

  They probably want to summon the chakra dragon in the Qin Yu's body, and have seven combinations of manners, painting, piano, flower arrangement, scent, rhythm, and flute.

  "Does the flute belong to the rhythm?" Qin Yu asked.

  The eyes of the seven grandmothers are very consistent, which is very meaningful.

  Okay, you don’t need to explain, my old lady will understand in seconds.

  Can this enter the palace still need blowjob? Who do you blow to? Could this be what Lin Heng was suggesting to her?

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   Seven days later, in the early morning, Qin Yu was awakened by a maid, changed his clothes, and got on the graceful and luxurious carriage, but as soon as he opened the curtain, he saw the grandpa Lin sitting inside.

  The master looks good, even in an official uniform.

  Qin Yu saw it, but only took a look and then withdrew his gaze—I had seen too many beautiful men, and he was resistant.

  But Lin Heng was also resistant to Qin Yu, because he only looked at her and then looked away.

   Glancing at each other, it seems that no one is looking at anyone, all of them are pure-hearted and not fascinated by beauty, right?

  However, Lin Heng is mean and cold, not only did not look at the person, but also did not look at her clothes.

   "It's useless to wear this suit, you have to take it off if you go in."

  "..."

   Really use the beautiful new wife to seduce the king and then take the opportunity to rebel?

  Qin Yu thought about it, Lin Heng added.

  "The sacrificial dress will be hosted by the queen in the harem to bathe and change your clothes."

  Qin Yu suddenly thought, and asked: "Will the queen be jealous of my beauty and then murder me?"

   is really a crude and direct question.

  Lin Heng's mouth pressed down, as if she was saying something very ridiculous.

   "The queen is the number one beauty in my empire."

  He was also cold when he said this, but Qin Yu had a subtle insight and noticed that the grandfather who had always been so devoted to women was obviously different from the queen.

   "It is possible that he has a leg with the queen. This is the rhythm of the future."

  In my heart, various queens and prime ministers gang up with Qin Yu in a small theater, sitting elegantly and straight, no lack of family style.

Lin Heng looked at it and said, "But I don't know that your Qin family still hides a jewel like Miss Qin, and it looks like you have learned it for seven days. Those who don't know think you are already prepared in the Qin family. "

The words    meant something.

  Qin Yu saw the trick, "It's okay to say that I am talented. I have a better deportment and good painting."

   "The rest is bad?"

   "No, the rest are particularly good, especially blowjob."

  "..."

  Linheng probably did not expect that his newlywed wife would not play cards according to common sense, but it is natural to see her being serious and nonsense.

   There is no sense of disobedience at all.

  Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger before?

   But when it comes to **** specifically, is it possible that you are afraid of death and give up that lover and want to give him a hug?

  Linheng glanced at her coldly.

  "Do you want dozens of blowjobs?"

  "..."

  You are the chief eunuch, right?

  Qin Yu stopped talking, the carriage was silent all the way, but heard the wide streets outside except the busy voice of the people getting up early in the capital, and the sound of many official mansions and the people and carriages of the Jubilee Mansion.

  But all let Xiangfu’s carriage.

   "The majesty is so majestic, he even took me with him."

  Qin Yu's words are not flattering, but there is always something different in Lin Heng's ears. The woman who is not afraid of her is either not long-minded or has a lot of eyes, and the purpose overwhelms fear.

   "When you enter the palace, you will know that you are not only touching my light."

  This is like a reminder.

  "Should you stop the sword or drink the poison for you? The Lord said that it was all right."

   "Those who want to kill me don't look down on your life."

   "So to use my reputation as a bad friend?"

   "It's you who turned into a Buddha, and my reputation is not much better."

  Qin Yu didn't ask any more, she was a little tired, wait for him to confess.

  The woman looked at him with shining eyes, her Yan Zhuozhuo was like a peach blossom, Lin Heng was a little loose at first, but she was a bit more condensed when she saw it.

   "Someone will frame me for colluding with the imperial concubine."

  Sure enough, it is still a routine.

  Qin Yu smiled: "I want to prove that your grandfather is innocent? Or to prove that the concubine is ugly and inferior to me, you look down on the grandfather."

   "No, all you have to do is..."

   "Kill her!"

  Assassinated a concubine in such a big ceremony?

  When she is a disposable glove, she throws it away when she runs out.

   "Why, I don't want to?" Lin Heng smiled and murmured, raising his hand to caress her soft green silk, and bringing her head to her side, whispering in her ear.

   "Otherwise, you can tell me where you hid the pomegranate, the martial arts maid girl who helped you on the way to the capital."

  Qin Yu's heart chuckles, her face is surprised, "She? Isn't she dead?"

   "The disguised human skin mask is another person. You love meat so much recently, do you want to eat human skin masks? Or do you like to eat half-raw meat?"

  What kind of meat is half rare? Corpse?

  Qin Yu was carried in his arms, this nephrite jade was warm and fragrant, and one of her hands was against his leg.

  Hair fell to the side of her face, slightly concealing her eyes.

  But she quickly looked up.

"My grandfather has a precious life and doesn't know how to martial arts, but I let this little girl be close to you. It must be thoroughly investigated and know that I have no strength to bind the chicken, let alone a hole card, and the pomegranate has nothing to do with me. Even if you know it, you deliberately forced me like this. Are you bullying me?"

  Lin Heng smiled faintly, with long slender fingers, curling up a strand of her hair, carelessly.

   "Yes, I am forcing you and bullying you, what can you do?"

   Really can’t do much.

  Qin Yu's eyes flashed slightly, and he suggested: "Either I've charged you for the grandfather, and it's actually me who colluded with the imperial concubine."

   Lin Heng: "..."

Qin Yu: "Not feasible? That's right. It's not very reliable. Then treat the imperial concubine as lonely in the harem, and I just happen to see your wife, that is, my beautiful beauty. So I feel unruly and want to be strong. Go to the bow, fortunately, you were discovered by your grandfather and prevented a tragedy."

  I see you as a tragedy.

  Lin Heng had already seen the palace gate, and turned his head to look at Qin Yu.

  "You can change the content. For example, when I pass by, you have become a corpse with disheveled clothes and 36 knives."

  Qin Yu: "..."

  A good way for the grandpa!

   "You don't need to talk nonsense to me. If you dare not kill, then help me steal something."

   "Go to the queen's bedroom to steal something."

   "Don't worry, I will arrange for the guard inside to lead away, you just need to find something to bring it out."

  This particular line is the same, it seems a bit familiar.

  Qin Yu fixedly looked at Lin Heng, who was taking care of her calmly, with a thought in her mind: If this servant is the rich Hai Dafu who has not been castrated, then she is Wei Xiaobao, who has been castrated.

   "I am missing seven wives!"

  ——The seven grandma?

  "..."

disappear! immediately!

  (End of this chapter)