I just became a celestial master in purple clothes, but the thousand-year-old fox demon wants me to

63, nine turns of the large intestine and then cross the thunder robbery skirmish to ascend the immortal shadow reward mobile phone! (Customize yourself!) ）

But see -

Ray Movie This will be a little annoyed,

Grab that bundle of original pig intestines,

Directly abandoned cleaning,

Also gave up processing,

Don't even bother to cut into segments!

Instead, it was thrown directly into the pot!

Immediately poured three more bowls of water,

Fire fiercely!

Bottles and jars on the table,

She didn't even look at the name,

Just thought about it,

Three bowls of water,

Braise a pig's intestine,

Don't put more,

I'm afraid it's not delicious,

thereupon

There are about nine kinds of seasonings in the Ray movie~,

In fact

This is just the limit of the seasoning,

Not the limit of Ray movies.

"With so many spices, you can always dilute the taste of the large intestine!"

"Moreover, this is a nine-turn large intestine, and it should be reasonable to put nine spices, right?"

Ray Movie said to himself,

This is obviously deliberately said to everyone in the live broadcast room,

Including being at the table,

Skirmishers waiting to be fed!

At this time, his eyes had already changed from anger,

into panic!!

"You have to wash it twice!"

"Even if you don't wash it, you, you at least have a segment, right?!"

Skirmishers really want to cry without tears!

——[Ordinary Live Broadcast Room]:

"Hahaha! Laugh me to death! "

"She really, I cried to death! She even comforted the skirmishers with her own words! "

"It's obviously just a random release, and I found a reason that seems to be very reasonable!"

"She even redefined the nine-turn large intestine!"

"Hahaha, there is a saying, so many spices, it can indeed dilute the taste of some large intestines."

"But she put at least half of that bottle of salt, right?"

"And vinegar! Even poured half a bottle! "

"Are you sure this doesn't make the large intestine smell a little more?"

"It doesn't really matter if it's hard to eat."

"What makes me most embarrassed is that this is the uncleaned, original pig intestine!"

"This confirms the ??? of defence"

"Be confident, this is the nine-turn defense!"

"The punishment in the live broadcast room this time is simply too poisonous!"

"If I eat this, really, if I can, I want to eat for the rest of my life!"

"Skirmishers seem to have no chance of any food in this life!"

"Hahahahaha!!"

——[VIP Live Room]:

[Kirayo: Lord General is so cute!! 】

[Qiliangliang: I always thought that Lord General was serious and terrible! 】

[Ayaka Kamisato: +1! ] 】

【Morning grapefruit: +1! 】

[Shinobu Kuki: +1.] 】

【Kujo Hira: +1! 】 】

[Coral Palace Heart Sea: +1... 】

[Kazuto Arataki: Hahahaha, I didn't expect General Raiden to cook worse than Uncle Ben! ] 】

[Xiangling: This can't be called food anymore! 】

[Zhongli: After all, it is a punishment...]

[Hu Tao: This skirmish is really unlucky! ] 】

[Puppet: Music.] 】

[Puppet: This is the punishment of the usual bad mouth. 】

[Servant: +1.] 】

[Ph.D.: +1.] 】

[Ying: Kujo Hiroshi, I remember you just said that Raiden Shogun's cuisine is a reward for you, right? 】

[Ying: Then, this nine-turn large intestine, if it were a reward from Raiden General to you to eat, would you eat it? 】

[Paimon: Poof~]

[Walnut: Capture the bamboo shoots, you! ] 】

[Kujo Chora: .......]

[Kujo Choro: How noble is the status of Raiden General, and it is normal that he is not good at cooking! ] 】

[Ying: Don't change the subject, I'm asking if you will eat it! ] 】

[Kujo Chora: How can you let the general come by himself when cooking such a thing! ] I, I'll do it for you! 】

【Ayaka Kamisato: Poof~】

In the kitchen space,

Burn and burn!

In less than three minutes,

Ray Movie ran out of patience,

So decisively controlled the power of thunder and lightning,

The big strip gathered in the pot,

A nine-turn large intestine that changes color due to old smoke!

After all, it's Thor,

The power is controlled with great precision!

So there is no fryer thing!

Only the nine-turn large intestine crossed the thunder calamity!

The skirmishers saw this scene,

The heart has completely fallen to the bottom,

Weakness,

The eyes are blank,

Time

I have the heart to die.......

Ray Movie is also worthy of being a Raiden General,

The style of acting is resolute,

soon

After the nine-turn large intestine crossed the thunder calamity,

Lei Movie originally wanted to find a dish to pack the nine-turn large intestine with "color and fragrance",

By the way, put the plate or something,

But because the large intestine is not cut,

Can't find a suitable dish,

So

Lei Movie directly took up the big black iron pot,

Placed in front of skirmishers!

The pot gas is rising!

"Aroma" is pouring out!

"Come, eat~"

Lei Movie said with an apologetic look,

In fact, I feel a little guilty in my heart,

This is the first time she has cooked for Guobun,

Although it may not be very tasty.......

But put so many spices,

You should be able to eat it, right?

Because the sense of smell is blocked,

She doesn't really know very well.

But Ying still hopes that the national collapse can be eaten.

——[Nine turns of the large intestine made successfully! ] 】

——[General Raiden returned to the live broadcast room and lifted the ban! ] 】

- [Now start forcing skirmishers to eat!] 】

"No-"

"I don't want to eat it!!"

As the sound of the live broadcast room sounded,

The skirmishers' eyes widened,

The heart frantically begged for mercy,

But to no avail!

His hand was already uncontrollably grasping the nine-turn large intestine that had survived the thunder calamity.........

"Gag ~~~"

The skirmishers couldn't help but gag for a while,

Want to vomit,

But it can't be done!

Instead, under the control of the live broadcast room,

Gobbled up!

I also look very enjoyable!

"Don't worry, eat slowly..."

Lei Movie looked at the national collapse with gentle eyes,

It seems that I like the way I eat,

I finally breathed a sigh of relief in my heart,

Because of the manifestations of national collapse,

Looks pretty good.

The next second,

She was shrouded in a white light,

Back to Inazuma,

And I was very pleased to see that the skirmishers had finished eating,

That large intestine,

It's just that

skirmishers who resumed operations,

But he vomited in pain on the spot.

"Huh?"

——[Ordinary Live Broadcast Room]:

"Hahaha, I can't do it, my stomach is laughing!!"

"This Raiden General is too talented!!"

"I actually thought of giving the nine-turn large intestine a thunder robbery!!"

"Poof—"

"Bengbu has a family!"

"It's the first time I've seen someone cook with thunder!"

"I can say it's alchemy!"

"Hahaha, this is no longer a dish that we mortals can eat!"

"It's not an exaggeration to say it's an immortal product!" (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

"It's hard not to support!"

"If you eat it, you will ascend to the immortal kind, hahaha!"

"Besides, have you noticed a thing?"

"Look at this picture in the live broadcast room, do you think that the skirmishers are a little similar to the Raiden General?"

"I'm Zhuo, don't say it, this hair color, clothing, pupil color, it seems to ah!"

"Shhhh

"This picture also looks more like mother and son?"

"Mother cooks for her son?"

"I'm Zhuo, General Raiden still has a son?"

"What do you think, who do you think can conquer Raiden General?"

"That's true, too!"

"I think Lin Feng seems to be able to hold it?"

"Judging from what happened just now, it seems to be like this..."

"Damn, Lin Feng is really damn it!!"

In the Q&A space.

"Hahahaha~~~~"

"It's so funny to laugh at me!!"

"I didn't expect to see your side again!"

Yae Miko looked at the appearance of Ray's movie cooking,

And came up with a way to cross the thunderstorm,

Laughing but leaning forward and backward,

Completely forget that you will be punished next!

But

I don't blame her,

Because she can't understand what "Yae Caizi" is at all,

Although it is a little tense to punish social death,

But after all, there is no very clear concept.

Just after the skirmish punishment ended,

Another exciting news sounded in the live broadcast room!

——[Please note! ] 】

——[Because Raiden General perfectly cooperates with the punishment, this live broadcast room will give a reward! ] 】

——[Random prizes are being drawn.........] Rewards have been selected! 】

——[Raiden General drawn: a mobile phone! ] 】

——[Ordinary Live Broadcast Room]:

"Cell phone?"

"What is it?"

"Does the big guy know?"

"There is actually a reward!"

"It turns out that there are ways to get rewards other than answering questions!"

"Hahaha, perfect cooperation with punishment!"

"It's really unintentional!"

"It can be imagined that General Raiden's cooking skills have been certified in the live broadcast room!"

"yes!"

"There was no such rule before the live broadcast started!"

In the Q&A space.

Lin Feng was immediately excited when he saw this reward!

"I'm blanching, cell phone??"

"This reward is awesome!"

"I happen to have the power of the Law of Reason!"

"If this is a research torture, won't it still be possible to popularize mobile phones in Tivat?"

"Although the signal and so on, a lot of infrastructure is not yet available."

0 ask for flowers

"But you can take your time!"

Lin Feng secretly planned!

- [Skirmish punishment is over!] 】

- [Now start broadcasting the punishment of the lady!] 】

——[Mandatory wearing of a big safflower cotton jacket for a month! ] 】

The camera change is so sudden!

So that the lady did not react,

In front of the whole continent of Teyvat,

Laughing,

Laughing so hard that tears came out,

When noticing that the camera was on his face,

Only then did he hurriedly withdraw his smile,

Cough lightly,

Embarrassingly returned to his usual coldness.

It's all to blame General Raiden for being too funny,

Especially when you see that the mouth owes the most,

The skirmishers who scare each other when the two meet on weekdays,

Ate a pot full of defense,

But it's a joy!

See skirmishers later,

There is another reason to scold him for his bad mouth,

No

I'm afraid the skirmishers will no longer have a stinky mouth!

Because it stinks!

Not surprisingly,

Later the executioners of the fools,

I won't want to talk to him face-to-face.

Otherwise, the smell is simply not too rushed!

But

After laughing at the skirmishers,

But she really couldn't laugh.

I suddenly remembered that I also had a punishment!

I saw a white light shrouding her,

The next second,

Originally, she was dressed in a luxurious, elegant long dress that perfectly showed her figure,

Suddenly, it was replaced by a thick, bloated one,

Wrapping his body and skin to death,

At the same time, it is a big red flower cotton jacket that is so rustic that it explodes!!

Through the live broadcast room,

Lady who saw her full body photo,

At this moment, I have the heart to die!

What a shame!

Last time that sister was the queen, forget it,

Jump and you're done,

But this earthy clothes have to be worn for a whole month!

All the while,

She is all elegant,

Maintaining a stern countenance,

The foolish soldiers under him are also respectful to themselves!

now

I actually want to wear such a big red flower cotton jacket,

Command and order them!

It's a horror movie for her!

And he has to be completely ridiculed by that Mona in the live broadcast room into what kind of dirt burnt goods!

It's chilling!

——[VIP Live Room]:

[Mona: Hahaha, the name of this earth-burning goods can be regarded as a stone hammer! ] 】

[Mona: This is the retribution that Lin Feng said! ] 】

[Mona: Madam, Tsuchiyaki goods!! 】

[Mona: I know you can see it! You're banned, you're not angry! 】

[Mona: By the way, this big red flower cotton jacket is really suitable for you! ] 】

【Screen:poof~~~~】

[Ying: You're too bad, hahaha! 】

[Mona: Hmph, I didn't mess with her originally, she found fault first! ] 】

[Hu Tao: Hahaha, today's punishment is so fun! ] 】

[Xiangling: But it's really miserable! ] 】

[Xiangling: It seems that the skirmishers will leave a shadow in this life! ] 】

[Xiangling: The food is obviously a defense, but under the power of the live broadcast room, gobbling up, forcing a smile hahaha! ] 】

【Shadow:.......】

[Film: What is the defense? 】

[Shadow: Didn't I make pig intestines? 】

[Xiangling: Huh? 】

[Xiangling: It turns out that you don't know about Lord General? 】

[Xiangling: There is (**) in the pig's large intestine, and you have not processed this at all, so the skirmishers actually eat the original (**). ] 】

[Xiangling: Didn't you see him throwing up? 】

[Shadow: Huh? 】

[Ying: Don't you smell all the stink? 】

[Ying: The live broadcast room has shot to block your sense of smell? 】

[Shadow: I....... I'm not sure, I haven't eaten pig intestines... 】

[Ying: But I put a lot of seasoning, it should be able to mask some of the taste, right?] 】

【Xiangling:.......】

[Xiangling: In theory, maybe, maybe possible? 】

【Walnut: Poof~】

[Wendy: Shadow, by the way, what is that phone?] 】

——[Lady punishes the live broadcast is over! ] 】

- [Now start playing the punishment of the Inazuma camp!] 】

- [Now start broadcasting Yae Miko's social death punishment! ] 】

——[Performance of the second creation video "Yae Caiko"! 】

——[Yae Miko will perform a forced performance based on the content of the Nichuang video "Yae Caiko"! ] 】

——[Because of the needs of the plot, the witch Inagi Hotaru will be forced to cooperate with the performance! ] 】

——[After the performance, a random prize will be drawn!] 】

ps: The author of the law of reason may understand, but it is not easy to change, just as the author magic reform two creation, but the meaning should be clearly expressed, thanks for catching insects.

The author has something to do in the evening, and the chapter in the early hours of the morning may be very late, but the readers will definitely see the taxi tomorrow morning when they wake up.