I, God's favorite child
Chapter 374
She could only go on alone without any choice: "Benefit!", "Qi?"
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.:,Forever.
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unless……
On the other side, in a luxurious apartment, the Bull Demon King was looking at his white bull statue with veins twitching on his forehead.
At the horns, two identical coats hung on it.
Well, one belongs to Sun Wukong and the other belongs to Yuexian.
"unacceptable!!!"
The Bull Demon King roared angrily and stepped into the living room carrying Sun Wukong's coat.
"You damn monkey! Didn't I tell you not to hang your clothes on my white cow? Don't you know how to clean it up yourself? Besides! This is my house!"
The Bull Demon King came to the living room and started spraying.
Well, spray Sun Wukong.
At this moment, Sun Wukong was morosely wiping the wine bottle. This was a good wine that he had collected with great difficulty. As long as he became an immortal and the ban on alcohol was lifted, he could have a nice drink.
No longer need to look at Yuexian's show off expression.
"Huh? Demon King, why are you angry? Didn't Yuexian do the same thing? I didn't see you talking about him?"
Hearing Sun Wukong's sophistry, the Bull Demon King glanced at Yuexian, who was lying on the sofa with Ge You.
The handsome and picturesque Keren'er is eating snacks and watching TV.
That little life was extremely nourishing.
Of course, Yuexian, like Sun Wukong, is a free prostitute.
Both of them eat, drink and live at the Bull Demon King for free.
He doesn't even do cleaning or cooking, he just enjoys life in the Bull Demon King's house like an uncle.
Seeing that Yuexian was even more outrageous than Sun Wukong, the Bull Demon King instantly looked at Sun Wukong angrily.
Damn it! Dare I say this?
As long as I dare to say anything, he dares to beat people!
My eyes just healed up a few days ago!
"Don't change the subject! There's also a parking space downstairs! Don't drive my car!"
That's all for driving. This guy always runs a red light every time he drives. The Bull Demon King gets a few tickets every time, and when he parks downstairs, he always parks in a crooked way.
If it weren't for the high social status of the Bull Demon King, he would probably be in trouble due to Monkey King's manipulation.
Seeing that the Bull Demon King was so timid, Sun Wukong also shrugged.
"Okay, I understand."
With this perfunctory attitude, everyone knows that this guy will do it again next time.
This annoying Bull Demon King wants to hit someone.
But Sun Wukong and him are evenly matched, and no one can do anything to the other, so this is nothing.
Once a fight breaks out, won't it be your own property that is damaged?
The Bull Demon King threw his coat at Sun Wukong in frustration.
"Don't you still want to accumulate merit?"
That's right, accumulate merit in order to become an immortal.
Sun Wukong also wanted to return to heaven, so he began to compete with the Bull Demon King for business.
Don't mention it, because Sun Wukong doesn't have as many things as Bull Demon King, so his work efficiency is quite high.
"He is not accumulating merit, but destroying merit."
Yuexian interjected casually.
"Every time he goes on a mission, he will cause chaos. Although the evil ghost has been solved, the lives of ordinary people have been completely destroyed by him. He will not be able to return to heaven like this."
Yuexian yawned and said words that made the Bull Demon King suppress his laughter and made Sun Wukong even more depressed.
"Yue Xian, you mean..." The Bull Demon King tried to put on a sad expression, but everyone could see the meaning of the suppressed smile, "All Sun Wukong's merits have been in vain?"
"Oh, it's not in vain. It's just that the day when Wukong wants to return to heaven has to be postponed."
puff……
The Bull Demon King almost laughed out loud.
Damn monkey, I asked you to eat and drink for free in my house and get into trouble. Are you getting retribution now?
Will the day of returning to heaven be postponed?
Isn't this the official word for delay?
As a big figure in society, the Bull Demon King understands this kind of perfunctory wording.
But it’s not really impossible for Sun Wukong to return to heaven. According to Yuexian’s suggestion, when he goes on missions in the future, he can just be more careful.
This is also an important reason why the grumpy Sun Wukong did not completely go into a rage.
Of course, the most important thing is that I am afraid that if I lose my temper, I will be beaten by Yuexian...
Chapter 499 Yuexian feels something is wrong
Yuexian feels very happy recently.
Why?
Because I have enjoyed a peaceful life for too long.
There is no female gangster, no female tyrannosaurus, just an ordinary little life.
If you have nothing to do, just eat, sleep and fight the demon king.
Don’t be too nourishing in this little life.
There was just one thing that made Yuexian a little confused.
own believers.
Yes, as a Moon Immortal, he also has followers.
However, Yuexian's status in heaven is quite high.
Moon Lord, Taiyin God, Lord of Guanghan Palace, Chang'e, Lord of Taiyin Star, etc.
They are all noble and true names of Yuexian.
Well, he is the peerless beauty who lives on the moon in myths and legends.
Although his strength can defeat most immortal gods, his beauty is so dazzling that Yuexian is most famous for his appearance in myths and legends.
This level of beauty is beyond what human words can describe.
Therefore, even if the current Yuexian wants to go out, he will cast spells to make ordinary people ignore his existence.
Isn’t this?
Yuexian went out to the ice cream shop of General Dong Sha Wujing. Everyone who saw Yuexian along the way would completely ignore Yuexian.
"Hey! Wu Jing, I'm here for free again."
Yuexian acted as shamelessly as he should.
But Sha Wujing was happy to serve Yuexian.
After all, which demon immortal has not been beaten by Moon Immortal?
Moreover, Yuexian is not only good at beating people. Take General Dong as an example. He was once demoted to earth for committing crimes, but Yuexian's intercession saved General Dong from more punishments.
Therefore, General Dong respects Yuexian very much, and in his heart, he puts Yuexian in the same position as Brother Wukong.
"Okay, Lord Yuexian."
"Ah... I told you not to call me "sir". It's uncomfortable to hear."
Hearing what Yuexian said, Sha Wujing just smiled helplessly.
Yuexian's status is very high, very high.
Lord of the Taiyin Star, do you understand?
If it hadn't been for Yuexian's initiative to guard Wuzhishan, those female fairies would have been unable to do anything to Yuexian.
After a while, Yuexian happily ate the chocolate-flavored sundae ice cream.
It has to be said that as General Dong, his skills in this area are outstanding.
"Wu Jing, you are good at your craftsmanship!"
Yuexian smiled and praised General Dong's craftsmanship.
And Yuexian's extremely beautiful smile also made General Dong quickly avert his eyes.
Why?
One is that the temptation of this beauty does not distinguish between men and women, and the other is that it is my sister.
General Dong's sister and he are one body and two souls, and some memories can be shared.
If my old sister sees this beautiful smile, I'm afraid she will start clamoring to be a bitch again.
Yuexian waved his hand and signaled Sha Wujing to go about his business before continuing to think about his doubts.
I have many, many believers.
As long as one believes in the Moon God, as long as he has something to do with the moon, the source of his belief is the Moon Immortal.
But for those who believe in Yuexian, it is impossible for everyone to be remembered by Yuexian. It’s not that they can’t remember, but that it’s unnecessary.
In this era, gods are no longer needed to guide humans.
But the believer's problem is not this, but that Yuexian has a small sense of restraint.
Trapped?
Does human faith still have such shortcomings?
Yuexian denied this conjecture. After all, belief in tea poison was nonsense.
Humans need gods, but gods do not need humans.
Therefore, human faith is dispensable to immortals and gods.
But where does this sense of restraint come from?
Yuexian never imagined that a dead monkey had dug the hole for him.
I have to say that Sun Wukong's ability to avoid disasters is still very good, even Yuexian didn't notice it for so long.
I could only instinctively feel that something was wrong.
Something's wrong?
If something is wrong, that’s right!
Sun Wukong was very happy at this time.
Guess who he saw?
Chen Shanmei when she grows up!
Sun Wukong's eyes rolled.
Is this going to trick Yuexian again?
Over the years, I have been beaten a lot...
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