I feed on gods

"You have to ask the birthday girl if he agrees. Why are you asking me?"

Bai Jiao was too aloof. Lin Baici estimated that Liu Zilu would not object, but Bai Jiao might not agree.

"You are the monitor, you have face!"

Xu Daguan's words were not a compliment. Although Lin Baici was a maniac who skipped classes, his daily performance was poor, and his family had little money, the few things he did after entering college made him very popular and he was definitely a freshman.

"hehe!"

Lin Baici shook his head: "You can ask Bai Jiao and the others, I can do it!"

Xu Daguan wanted to persuade again, but he happened to see Ji Xinyan and Bai Jiao from the dormitory coming in from the front door. Xu Daguan immediately waved and shouted: "Bai Jiao, Zilu, the squad leader has agreed, let's do something big."

"Yes, I heard it, Lao Bai agreed!"

"The squad leader has issued an imperial edict, and you must obey it!"

"Those who disobey orders will be dragged out and beheaded!"

Among the boys, Zhang Zhixu and others are crazy. They have long wanted to play with the whole class. If they have the chance to catch up with Ji Xinyan, they will make a lot of money.

"How big can it be? Just like Cixi who built a garden for her 60th birthday?"

Ji Xinyan teased.

"Haha, it feels like it's going to spark a civil uprising!"

Liu Zilu was looking forward to it. She grabbed Bai Jiao's sleeve and shook it: "It would be nice to get the whole class together!"

Bai Jiao looked at Xu Daguan, frowned slightly, and then looked at Lin Baici.

The two people's eyes met.

Lin Baici shrugged his shoulders. The boys were so enthusiastic, so he couldn't ruin it and say he didn't mean it.

The students in other classes looked at this side, and Bai Jiao was too embarrassed to speak, so he went to the seat occupied by Pei Fei and sat down.

"Dumpling, can you please give me a message?"

Zhou Zhou urged, among the boys, there are a few good ones, especially Xu Daguan. Since the second half of the semester started, everyone has not done any activities together. How can we build a deep friendship?

"Then let's do it, but agree in advance that you don't have to worry about me and my wife sharing the money for the dinner, and you're not allowed to prepare birthday gifts!"

Bai Jiao didn't want to agree, but she knew that if she refused, she would cause public outrage.

"How can I not have a birthday present?"

Pei Fei felt it was inappropriate, and with so many classmates, a meal would cost a lot of money.

Bai Jiao and Liu Zilu's parents are just ordinary working-class people. Are they allowed to spend so much money just to eat steamed buns for the second half of the month?

"If you don't agree, we won't do it!"

Bai Jiao insisted.

Liu Zilu was a little unhappy. She was still waiting to receive a lot of gifts and enjoyed the joy of opening them.

"It's inappropriate if you don't have a birthday gift. Let's do it this way. The maximum is no more than one hundred yuan. Everyone can afford it and you can feel safe in receiving it. Just treat it as a sincere thought!"

Ji Xinyan suggested.

"That's a good idea!"

Zhou Zhou nodded fiercely.

Next to her, Tao Nai held her little hands in front of her chest and applauded like a seal: "It must be my sister Yan, she is thoughtful!"

Xu Daguan was so thick-skinned that he walked directly to Bai Jiao and the others and asked about the situation: "Two birthday girls, have you made your decision?"

Zhou Zhou rushed to tell Xu Daguan the results of everyone's discussion.

Xu Daguan immediately announced in the class group that the party proposal was approved.

"This guy Xu Daguan is definitely the first one in our class to be single!"

Zhang Zhixu is envious.

"Have you forgotten Qian Jiahui?"

Li Song thought that was a bulldozer. Before anyone else could hold the girl's hand, he moved to another row.

"The kind of winner in life is not included in the comparison!"

Zhang Zhixu is speechless. Qian Jiahui is a RMB player. Comparing him to him is not asking for trouble.

"Old Bai, you have good conditions, so why don't you want to find a girlfriend?"

Li Jian'an didn't understand that if he had Lin Baici's fame, figure and appearance, he would have to find a girlfriend in one semester to be considered a loss.

"what do you think?"

"Is it already there?"

"You are skipping classes so fiercely. What are you doing?"

Everyone is curious, is Lin Bai Farewell gay?

"I'm such a scumbag, who can take a liking to me?"

Lin Baici laughed. If he told these people that he was now living with a counselor, they would be surprised if their jaws dropped!

There is also Hua Yueyu. Lin Baici knows that half of the boys in the class watch her live broadcast, and Qian Jiahui is Hua Yueyu's biggest fan.

By the way, now we have to add a sweet sister.

Based on the popularity of the two of them, there should be many water friends in Haijing Institute of Technology.

Please be careful in the future. If they find out that you have been with Hua Yueyu and Da Tianjie, and have had negative contact with each other, water friends will be really envious, and there will probably be people who will do it to you and want to dig up your dark history. , let yourself die.

"I skipped classes because I was working to make money!"

Lin Baici didn't lie, but this job was a bit special.

"That's right. Now that I have no money, I can't even find a girlfriend!"

Li Jian'an sighed. He came from a rural area and had very low self-esteem. He didn't even dare to think about pursuing a girlfriend.

"What kind of job do you have? You can't be in a nightclub with a rich woman, right?"

Zhang Zhixu was envious: "Old Bai, the two chanting videos you posted on site B are on the homepage from time to time. Now the comment area has become a wishing pool. Based on the number of views every month, you can earn 10,000 yuan, right?"

Station B pays according to the number of views. If Lin Baici continues to create, his income will be higher.

"I don't know, I haven't seen it!"

Lin Baici had long forgotten this matter.

Everyone's cell phones rang.

Xu Daguan @All members in the class circle ask everyone to quickly decide on the specific time for the birthday party.

Ding dong!

Lin Baici saw the WeChat message from Ji Xinyan.

Tea Girl: It’s so lively, what can you say?

Lin Baici replied: Discuss who among the boys will be single first.

Tea Girl: That must be Qian Jiahui.

In Ji Xinyan's heart, Qian Jiahui couldn't control his crotch and was so rotten. She still admired Lin Baici more.

Lin Baici: Heroes see the same thing.

Tea Girl: What on earth do you think? Don’t plan to be single in college?

Tea Girl: You look down on people like Bai Jiao and me. I wish Qiunan both beauty and talent, but you still pursue you. Isn’t that why I’m not worthy of you?

She was a recognized beauty and top student in her freshman year. The word "school beauty" was demeaning to others.

Lin Baici: Who said I don’t like you?

Tea girl: Hey, you just want to eat me, but you don’t want to be officially responsible?

Lin Baici: No, I don’t want to hurt you. If it were last semester, I would definitely not refuse to have something with you, but now, I quite like this relationship and I don’t want to lose you as a friend.

Tea Girl: Damn it, don’t sound so literary, okay? It's not a romantic drama, it gave me goosebumps.

Ji Xinyan squirted, but she felt happy in her heart. This showed that Lin Baici was not just greedy for her own body.

Lin Bai resigned and covered his face with an embarrassed expression.

Tea girl: It’s okay if you’re poor, but you have so much money, don’t you feel it’s a loss if you don’t have more girlfriends?

Tea Girl: Have you seen the French movie "Fang Fang" starring Sophie Marceau?

Tea girl: The male protagonist has a line, when I was your age, I even wanted to eat an ostrich!

Tea Girl: Don’t you want to?

Lin Baici: Haha, you are very spiritual!

Tea Girl: Don’t laugh, we’re talking about business.

Tea Girl: You are so affectionate, how can you be the King of Neptune? The fish in the sea have lost their prince, how lonely are they?

Lin Bai made a sweaty expression.

Lin Baici: I was so embarrassed that I dug out three bedrooms and one living room with my toes on the ground.

Tea Girl: Teacher Ji is giving you free emotional lessons. Be serious.

Tea girl: Let me tell you, girls are all love-minded, and love words are free. What’s wrong with you saying more? Women are either coaxed into bed or drunk into bed.

Lin Baici: Which one are you?

Tea girl: I’m the type to get you drunk and take you to bed. Come on, call me your queen.

Below is an emoji with hands on hips laughing.

Xu Daguan came back and glanced at Lin Baici's mobile phone.

Lin Baici pressed the power button to pause the screen.

"Who are you talking to? Are you so happy?"

Xu Daguan asked: "Girlfriend?"

"no!"

Lin Baici smiled faintly.

"Hey, Ji Xinyan and Bai Jiao are so cold, they don't even pay attention to me!"

Xu Daguan felt uncomfortable.

"I think Zhou Zhou seems to be interested in you?"

Zhang Zhixu's observation skills are quite good. In the battle just now, Zhou Zhou and Xu Daguan talked the most.

Xu Daguan spread his hands and said to himself that I would rather have Ji Xinyan on the third hand than Zhou Zhou on the first hand.

no way,

No call!

Why!

He was afraid that Ji Xinyan, the third-hand man, would not look down on him.

I don’t know what kind of boys she likes?

Ding dong!

Ji Xinyan sent a photo of a large bed.

Lin Baici:? ? ?

Tea Girl: What are you thinking about? This is the only thing missing from the house. The other rooms are ready for living. When will you go over and take a look?

Tea Girl: Speaking of moving into a new house, do you want to celebrate?

Lin Baici: Come over tonight and forget about celebrating.

Lin Baici doesn't pay attention to the sense of ceremony, so who should he ask for? Just finished having sex with Xia Hongyao yesterday, Gu Qingqiu is not interested in this kind of thing at all. As for Hua Yueyu...

It’s better not to let Hua Yueyu and Cha Mei meet.

Tea girl: That’s it, we’ll go there tonight.

Lin Baici raised his eyebrows: Do you want to go with me?

Tea Girl: Nonsense!

Ji Xinyan wanted to say that after spending more than two million yuan and running around for more than a week to build a carefully decorated home, of course she wanted to see Lin Baici happy on the spot and listen to him praise her!

Otherwise there will be no sense of accomplishment!

Tea girl: Stop talking nonsense, your beautiful top student is here to see you.

When Lin Baici saw this message, he looked up and saw the tall Zhu Qiunan standing there at the back door of the classroom, looking into the classroom.

Soon, she saw Lin Baici. His originally dull expression immediately became like the sunshine after the rain, and a smile couldn't help but overflow from the corner of his mouth.

Zhu Qiunan took a deep breath and walked in.

"Monitor, your girlfriend is here!"

Zhang Zhixu joked quietly.

Xu Daguan was filled with envy. He couldn't help but think, how wonderful it would be if he was the one who saved Zhu Qiunan during the military training report performance?

Zhu Qiunan wore blue jeans, a thin down jacket, and a pair of white sneakers.

Because she disliked that long hair was too troublesome to take care of and delayed her study time, she cut her hair short, which made her less elegant and more neutral.

Zhu Qiunan came over, and before she could speak, Li Jianan, who was sitting next to Lin Baici, had already stood up on his own initiative: "Sister-in-law, sit here!"

Zhu Qiunan's face turned red when she heard the word sister-in-law, but she still nodded: "Thank you!"

When everyone saw that Zhu Qiunan did not refuse the title, they immediately winked at Lin Baici. This gesture made it clear that he was chasing after him.

As long as Lin Baici agrees, he will be single instantly.

"You don't have class in the morning?"

Lin Baici was a wealthy man, like Zhang Ye. He knew that there was no possibility of marriage between him and Lin Baici, but he still hooked up with him. Except for most of the people who liked him for his money, a small number of people liked him.

After all, Lin Baici is very good-looking and can definitely do it.

Even the sweet sister has a certain sense of utilitarianism in trying to please Lin Baici. How much energy does a male friend of a divine hunter have?

Lin Baici played poker with them without any psychological burden. Giving them money or solving their troubles was enough. But Zhu Qiunan was different. She really liked him.

There is no additional calculation involved.

You must know that Bai Jiao looks down on Lin Baici, a scumbag, and no one has ever compared Bai Jiao and Zhu Qiunan, because at a glance, Bai Jiao is just one step behind.

"have class!"

Zhu Qiunan lowered his head and did not look at Lin Baici.

"and you……"

"As long as you get full marks on the exam, you'll be fine!"

Zhu Qiunan is a top student and is even famous among the principals.

Jingle Bell!

The school bell rang.

The English teacher came in, glanced at the whole class as usual, and then saw Zhu Qiunan in the last row.

Generally, girls are shy and would never sit in the last row, so the English teacher was stunned for a moment, but then he remembered who this was.

Zhu Qiunan, the top female student in this class!

But she’s not from this college?

What are you here for?

The English teacher thought very quickly and looked next to Zhu Qiunan.

Is it because of this boy?

Lin Baici, the madman who skips classes!

The English teacher has been teaching for more than half a year and has never seen Lin Baici a few times, but he knows him, mainly because this boy is so famous.

There was a fight in the dormitory some time ago.

English class consists of two periods, with a ten-minute break in between.

In the first section, Zhu Qiunan didn't say anything. She listened carefully for fifteen minutes and then started to answer questions. She didn't look at Lin Baici until after class.

"I want to treat you to dinner at noon!"

Zhu Qiunan swallowed, a little nervous, worried about being rejected.

"You are a good girl, I am not good enough for you!"

Lin Baici spoke frankly.

The boys next to him all heard this and immediately went to pieces.

Zhang Zhixu immediately reported the news in the group.

Zhang Zhixu: The class monitor is so awesome. The top female student invited him to dinner, but he just said, "I'm not good enough for you!"

Li Song: The monitor’s vision is too high. Is there any girl in Haijing Institute of Technology with higher overall quality than Zhu Qiunan?

The girls were not happy when they saw this, but they had to admit,

That's right.

Qian Jiahui: What is the situation?

Zhang Zhixu quickly introduced it and finally concluded: I don’t understand. What is the squad leader afraid of? Let’s talk about it. If it’s not suitable, the worst thing is to break up!

Liu Zilu: This shows that the squad leader is not a scumbag.

Qian Jiahui: It must be because of the pressure, right? Anyway, if I am with such an excellent girl, I will feel inferior.

Tao Nai: Brother Qian, do you feel inferior too?

Qian Jiahui: Nonsense, what else do I have besides money?

Zhang Zhixu: Brother Qian, why do I feel like you are showing off? Not even if you have money?

When Zhu Qiunan heard this, his expression darkened, but then he forced a smile and said, "It's just eating!"

"Okay, let's go to the cafeteria?"

Lin Baici regretted what he said just now. Rejecting Zhu Qiunan in public would make others unable to get off the stage.

Because he had a dinner date, Lin Baici had no choice but to skip class. After English and a professional class, he packed up his things and went to the cafeteria with Zhu Qiunan.

"Follow up, keep up!"

Not only the boys, but also the girls gathered together, following behind in twos and threes.

If you miss this big melon, you will feel uncomfortable for a month.

After chatting without a word, we arrived at Canteen No. 1.

"Shall we go to the diner?"

There is a small restaurant on the top floor of the cafeteria. Teachers or wealthy students usually go there to eat. The environment is better, there are few people and it is not noisy.

"Um!"

Lin Baici had already noticed the tails behind her, and Zhu Qiunan was very beautiful. Boys would always glance at her when she walked by.

There are about ten tables in the small restaurant, and they are almost full.

Zhu Qiunan trotted over and occupied a table: "What do you want to eat?"

Zhu Qiunan handed the menu to Lin Baici.

The menu is quite simple, just a piece of plastic with the names of the dishes on the front and back.

A restaurant that can be opened in a place like this doesn't need a wide variety of dishes at all. It only needs some simple and easy-to-make home-cooked dishes to make money.

"I can do either, you order according to your own taste!"

Lin Baici pushed the menu back.

"Do you have any taboos?"

Seeing Lin Baici shaking his head, Zhu Qiunan ordered four dishes: "Would you like a drink?"

"Don't drink!"

"oh!"

Zhu Qiunan ordered two cans of herbal tea, then took out a tissue, wiped a cup, poured water in it, and placed it in front of Lin Baici.

"My best wishes, classmate, if you have a good impression of me just because I saved you, there is no need for me. I have a lot of bad habits!"

Lin Baici laughed at himself: "If you knew, you would probably hate me to death!"

"no one is perfect!"

Zhu Qiunan poured water for herself, picked it up with both hands, and took a sip: "I know you said this to make me give up on you, classmate Lin, thank you for your gentleness!"

"..."

Lin Bai is so embarrassed, do you want to attack yourself like this?

What's so good about me?

"But in terms of study, I suggest you study more. Of course, it's not just to find a good job."

Zhu Qiunan glanced at Lin Baici, then lowered his head and persuaded seriously: "I can earn money, but knowledge is your own once you have learned it!"

"No matter what you do in the future, how much food you have in your stomach determines how far you can go!"

Lin Baici chuckled: "What if I just want to lie down and die?"

"First of all, you are not this kind of person. Your eyes are very sharp and bright. Although I don't know what you are doing, you should be quite satisfied with your current living situation."

Zhu Qiunan has studied psychology by himself: "You should have achieved a success recently. You exude confidence and pride from the inside out!"

"You know what? When you look at me, it's like looking down!"

"ah?"

Lin Baici was startled: "Is there any?"

"Almost all boys feel ashamed when they face me. They want me, but they also know they are not worthy of me, but you are not!"

Zhu Qiunan explained: "In other words, you don't care about me at all!"

"I'm not boasting. Many boys want a girlfriend like me. They would be very respectable to introduce to their friends, parents, and relatives. But you are different. You are completely normal to me. This shows your vanity. Damn it." You can win it back by yourself.”

"..."

Lin Baici was shocked. This female top student had only met him a few times, and how could she analyze his mentality so clearly?

That's right,

If it were Lin Baici in high school, he would definitely want a girlfriend like Zhu Qiunan, but he would never dare to chase her because he himself would not think there was a chance for such a good and beautiful female academic.

Why do people like you?

But now, after becoming a divine hunter, Lin Baici has taken Zhu Qiunan very lightly.

to be honest,

The two people are not from the same world.

"Even if you really want to lie down and die, I can still support you. With my grades, after graduation, an annual salary of one million should be the minimum!"

I wish Qiunan has this confidence.

“I’m going to say it’s not enough for me?”

When the food arrived, Lin Baici motioned to Zhu Qiunan to eat.

“I could go get a second job!”

Zhu Qiunan tore open a pair of disposable chopsticks, handed them to Lin Baici, and helped him open Jiaduobao.

"Okay, if we get married and I cheat on you, what will you do?"

Lin Baici asked again.

"It's normal for men to cheat. This is determined by biological instinct. Most men who don't cheat probably don't have the ability!"

Zhu Qiunan analyzed rationally: "As long as you take protective measures and don't get sick, I will pretend not to see it!"

"..."

Lin Baici wanted to say, are you sick?

"It is impossible to expect your spouse to be perfect. If you love him, you must love his flaws as well!"

Zhu Qiunan gave Lin Baici a chopstick of eight-treasure tofu.

"What if I domestically abuse you?"

Lin Baici thinks, you won't be able to tolerate this anymore, right?

"First of all, from a character analysis, you are not this kind of person. Secondly, I will endure it three times. After that, if you hit me again, I will fight back."

Zhu Qiunan's tone was solemn, obviously not joking.

"You can't beat me!"

Lin Bai was amused. What a joke. What is the physique of the divine hunter? You can't win with both hands and feet.

"Your understanding of the definition of 'beaten' is too one-sided."

Zhu Qiunan emphasized: "As long as you are with me, I will have many opportunities to make you lose your freedom of movement. By then, you will not be a piece of fish on the chopping board, just let me knead you?"

After Zhu Qiunan finished speaking, he probably thought of certain scenes, and couldn't help but smile.

"no……"

Lin Baici was a little shocked. The smile of the female top student seemed to be imprisoning her in the basement to raise her.

"Any question?"

Zhu Qiunan asked, eating slowly and occasionally picking up food for Lin Baici.

"..."

Lin Bai is a dignified hunter of gods, what scene has he not seen before?

He was actually rendered speechless by a female college student.

How does this work?

Is Jiuzhou Longyi shameless?

"Will you stay with me tonight?"

Lin Baici said heartily, give in to me quickly and stop making excuses, otherwise if you dare to agree, I will really dare to 'eat' you.

"OK!"

Zhu Qiunan seemed to have expected this. He opened his schoolbag, took out a box of Durex and placed it in front of Lin Baici: "I didn't know what brand you like, so I bought this!"

Lin Baici looked at the pattern on the box and was stunned.

"One box should be enough, right?"

Zhu Qiunan took a small bite of rice: "If it's not enough, I can buy it again in the afternoon!"