I feed on gods
Chapter 135 Speed of Light 21, Lover’s Lipstick
Xia Hongyao remained calm. Thanks to the help of the red clay figurine, all ten of her darts hit the bullseye and she definitely passed the test.
"Thanks!"
Although Nangong Shu could pass the test without Lin Baici's help, since they took action, she would remember this favor.
Speaking of which, this little wolfdog is so handsome and powerful, it’s like having one!
The faces of the seven people who had not finished shooting the darts became extremely ugly, because no matter what, the three unlucky guys were born among them.
The crazy maid chewed bubble gum, walked up to a man wearing sunglasses, and looked at him up and down.
"First……"
Just when the man in sunglasses was about to take action, the maid passed by and said, "It's not you!"
The man in sunglasses breathed a sigh of relief.
The maid stopped in front of a man of medium height and grinned: "It's you!"
The man's eyes widened with anger, and he suddenly pulled out a dagger and stabbed the maid.
Buzz!
A black light flashed on the dagger, which was obviously a taboo object. However, the maid moved faster. Before the dagger could hit her body, she had already swung the baseball bat out.
call!
The bat hit the man's head with a crackling sound, making his head explode like a big watermelon that had been run over by a car tire.
Minced meat, bone residue, blood...
Flying everywhere.
Boom!
The headless corpse fell to the ground, and bright red blood poured out from the broken neck, soaking the floor.
An eyeball connected to some nerves rolled to Lin Baici's feet.
The expressions of the bartender and the dwarf changed greatly.
This man is a frequent visitor to the bar, a violent bear-level divine hunter with fifteen divine graces, but he has no power to resist this crazy maid.
The maid chewed bubble gum and walked up to the waitress at the bar.
"Eh? Aren't you going to resist?"
The maid blew up a big bubble, popped it, and stuck it around her mouth. Then she stretched out her pink tongue and licked them back into her mouth.
"I still want to continue playing your game!"
The waitress forced a smile.
This is one of the seven mysteries of the God Hunter Circle. It's not that easy to escape, so it's better to try other methods.
"Unfortunately, your play time is over!"
The maid expressed regret.
When the waitress heard this, she turned around and ran away instead of attacking the maid.
Uh-huh!
She was extremely fast and appeared in front of the bar in the blink of an eye. She didn't even have time to open the door, but chose to rush out.
But the maid was faster, she moved instantly, her figure flashed, and she appeared next to the waitress, hitting the bat.
This time, the bat was as fast as light!
boom!
The waitress's head was shattered, and her headless body hit the door, splattered with some blood.
The maid swung the bat with her right hand, shook off the blood on it, and came back whistling.
[Speed of light 21, when you see it take action, you have already been hit, it’s that fast. 】
[To put it simply, when the maid swung the bat, the target she aimed at had already been hit. 】
[An extremely top-notch weapon, it is recommended to collect it. A top predator should have a top-notch weapon. 】
[No man can refuse a perfect stick! 】
[Perhaps women won’t refuse either! 】
"Whoever uses it has this effect?"
Lin Baici was curious.
[Yes, the shot has been successful! 】
"..."
Lin Baici was surprised,
Is this bat a little too strong?
It feels like a rules weapon.
Lin Baici felt that his King Sword and Ryuga was very powerful, but he still did not receive such high praise from the God.
A woman with purple eyeshadow and leather pants started to tremble when she saw the maid walking towards her.
"Isn't there another one who is blind?"
The girl in leather pants was panicking.
“What games do disabled people play?”
The maid explained: "He doesn't count!"
When the girl in leather pants heard this, her whole body went numb: "Whoever can help me get through this, I will give him 10,000 meteor coins."
The woman in leather pants finished speaking in a hurry, feeling that the price might be too low to impress others, so she quickly increased the price: "Add another sacred item!"
No one answered.
The maid came to the girl in leather pants.
"How many more games are there? Don't you think there are a little few people left?"
Lin Baici curled his lips: "I feel that there are few people and it is not enough fun!"
The maid turned her head and looked at Lin Baici.
"Xiao Linzi, why are you talking so much?"
The landlady was speechless.
"You have the wrong mentality. This beautiful maid just wants to play games with us. Why are you so nervous? Come on, everyone, relax and dance!"
Lin Baici laughed, but it was a pity that he couldn't dance, otherwise he could have done a whole section to liven up the atmosphere.
Everyone was convinced, this was also a madman with a big heart.
"That's right, I just want to play games with my masters. Why are you all looking like this? Be happy, come on, be happy."
the maid urged.
Everyone had no choice but to show a fake smile.
The maid looked around: "There are indeed too few people, so I won't punish you!"
When the girl in leather pants heard this, her expression suddenly relaxed, and her originally tight sphincter almost became incontinent, causing a huge release.
"Handsome guy, thank you!"
The girl in leather pants saw Lin Baici's outstanding performance and wanted to cooperate with him in the next game, so she didn't dare to refuse the payment.
She opened the handbag she carried with her, took out twenty meteor coins and handed them to Lin Baici: "I only have these with me at the moment, I'll give you the rest next time!"
After saying that, she took out another thumb-long lipstick.
"This lipstick is a sacred item. After you apply it on your mouth, the person you kiss will become obsessed with you like a lover within one or two days!"
After the girl in leather pants finished speaking, she handed the lipstick to Lin Baici.
[Love lipstick will make you smell like roses and look so fresh and lovely. No matter your relatives or dogs, you will be favored by them! 】
[The duration of this good feeling is as short as two or three hours and as long as three or four days, depending on the will of the person being kissed! 】
[But remember, if you use it more often, you will gradually ignore the differences in species. No matter what you are dealing with, you will have a strong sense of superiority. Whether you are dealing with people, animals, or items, you will Have a high self-esteem mentality! 】
“Happy to work with!”
Lin Baici was not polite and took the lover's lipstick.
Even if it is useless, it can be sold for money.
"..."
Shen Fujiang wanted to scold his mother.
We racked our brains thinking about how to survive the rule pollution, but this guy is good and started to make money.
This is really unreasonable.
"After playing two games in a row, I think the masters are also tired. Let's take a rest first and continue later!"
The maid waved Lightspeed 21 several times towards the bar.
boom! boom! boom!
Those tables and chairs seemed to have been hit by an invisible bat, and they all flew to the corner, leaving a large open space.
The maid took out an old-fashioned tape recorder from the trolley case, placed it on the bar, and pressed the switch.
Click!
An electronic song immediately started playing.
"Masters, cheer up!"
The crazy maid shouted and started to sway her body.
[Xiao Linzi, you have a percentage above your head! 】
Xia Hongyao reminder.
Not only Lin Baici, everyone has it on their head, translucent.
[Break dance speakers, when the music sounds, you must sway to its rhythm. The louder the better, less than 50% of the people will be exploded by the sonic boom! 】
【Get excited quickly! 】
【Jump! Jump! Jump! 】
Lin Baici had never been to a nightclub or disco, so he didn't know how to twist his body, but fortunately, the breakdancing speakers didn't care how people danced, as long as they were high enough.
"The numbers have changed!"
Xia Hongyao was curious and immediately began to twist his body.
"I understand, this game is also a game. The more fun you play, the higher the percentage, and the higher the chance of survival!"
The landlady's long black hair was tied behind her head. After she finished speaking, she raised her right hand and pulled out the hairpin.
Wow!
Her long hair immediately poured down like a waterfall.
She shook her head left and right and started dancing. She immediately changed from a luxurious and elegant lady to a slut. She was simply the most beautiful girl in the nightclub.
The bartender and the dwarf had never seen the landlady look like this before, and they were stunned for a moment, but the effect was also excellent.
The percentage on Nangong's head soared to 70%, and it continued to rise as she accurately stepped on the points.
When the maid saw this scene, she immediately twisted over and started interacting with Nangong Shu.
Two beauties, one big and one small, stick together, which is quite eye-catching.
Everyone also started to move.
The girl in leather pants was so excited that she took off her shirt, leaving only her underwear. As a result, her percentage also climbed vertically, reaching 80%.
Because we didn’t know if the person with the lowest percentage on the head would be punished, so everyone was dancing and twisting hard, at least not to be the last one.
Lin Baici does not have the talent of a dancing king.
He has a calm personality and is not easy to get excited, let alone show his emotions easily in public, so he got stuck after reaching 50%.
"Xiao Linzi, you have to step on the spot and twist your hips. Your body is flexible enough. You can do it. Relax! Relax!"
Xia Hongyao on-site guidance.
"Handsome guy, let me help you!"
The risk of death is very high in the Qian Shen Ji game, so the girl in leather pants often hangs out in various bars and nightclubs to hunt for women, drunkenly and dreamily.
She likes little puppies who obey her every word, but today she suddenly discovered that Lin Baici's type really impressed her.
The girl in leather pants was about to come over and take Lin Baici to have fun together, but a hand reached out and pushed her away.
It is Nangong number.
She came to Lin Baici's body, and while dancing, she began to rub his body carelessly.
"..."
Lin Baici immediately felt a fire burning in his body, and his right hand subconsciously touched the boss's wife's waist.
Feel plump,
great!
"I thought you were Liu Xiahui!"
The landlady gave Lin Baici a wink.
"You're like this, how can I be a gentleman?"
Lin Baici complained in his heart, but still couldn't let it go. He was thinking about singing the "Diamond Sutra" to make all of you empty.
My percentage won't go up, but can't I just lower yours?
The crazy maid also came over.
"Master, you are too shy. Life is short. Enjoy it in time!"
After she finished speaking, she suddenly jumped onto Lin Baici, hugged his neck with her hands, pinched his waist with her feet, and gave him a deep kiss.
"Oh!"
Lin Baici was startled. Is this little tongue not poisonous?
When Shen Fujiang saw this scene, he became so jealous that he turned ugly.
why it's not me?
However, he also understood that Lin Baici performed very well in the first two rounds and won the maid's appreciation, so there was nothing wrong with him.
It's just that this round, Lin Baici's percentage was not as high as that old man's.
In fact, the percentage is just the effect of the breakdancing speaker. Even if it is low, the Crazy Maid will not be punished. Instead, she will help people with low scores to improve their scores and avoid being hit in the head by sonic booms.
This fun only lasts half an hour!
Everyone present is a god hunter with good physical strength. It’s no problem to dance for another half hour, but the key is not to keep jumping!
I have to find a way to deal with that maid.
Fortunately, the maid had had enough fun, and the upbeat song turned into a soothing blues.
"Come, hold my waist and follow my steps!"
Nangong Shu hugged Lin Baici and began to dance.
"Aunt Shu, actually I can teach him!"
Xia Hongyao saw that there were men all around him, and as expected, he fell in love with the woman in leather pants.
After singing and dancing, the music ends.
The maid took out a large mat from the trolley case and spread it on the floor.
This mat is woven from wool and embroidered with fantasy elements such as castles, dragons, monsters, princesses and more.
"Quickly form a circle and sit down!"
The maid reached under her skirt, took out a candle, lit it, and placed it on the carpet. Then she took out a deck of cards from under her skirt and waved it towards everyone: "Let's play board games, escape." Dungeon!”
"Does this round feel like an RPG?"
Transgender people have played this kind of board game, commonly known as running groups.
"Draw cards!"
the maid urged, walking past everyone.
After finishing Xia Hongyao, I planned to open it and read it.
Snapped!
Lin Baici grabbed her hand.
"Don't let anyone see it!"
Lin Baici was speechless. Look at these people. They are all guarding others like thieves, but you are the most careless.
"oh!"
Xia Hongyao covered the card with both hands, glanced at it, and then shook it towards Lin Baici.
There is a giant dragon painted on it.
Powerful and domineering.
Lin Baici looked at his.
wipe!
It was a green-skinned monster with a big head and four small heads. It was wearing tattered leather armor and holding a thick mace.
Goblin King!
Xia Hongyao saw the pattern on Lin Baici's card, couldn't help it, and burst out laughing.
"fine!"
Gao Ponytail patted Lin Baici on the shoulder: "My cards are good, I'll take you!"
In fantasy games, dragons are basically the most powerful BOSS, while goblins are just novice village killers, and they are stinky fish that give away experience.
"Have you all drawn the cards?"
The crazy maid looked around and after confirming that everyone had received the cards, announced the rules: "Now everyone is invited to form a team freely. Each team should have at least three people and a maximum of seven people!"
When everyone heard this, they immediately looked at Lin Baici.
"Handsome guy, can you team up with me?"
The woman in leather pants put her arm around Lin Baici's shoulders familiarly: "If I die, how will I pay you back the money I owe you?"
"Handsome guy, team me up!"
"I am a violent bear level!"
"Can we all cooperate?"
Lin Baici's previous performance convinced everyone that they wanted to form a team with him. Some of them spoke in a humble tone and kept their posture very low, while others negotiated on the basis of equal status.
"Aunt Shu, how do you choose?"
Lin Baici took away the leather pants girl's arm.
This bar belongs to the proprietress. She should know the details of these customers and be able to select the best players.
"Captain, I just need to be a small member of the group and I will listen to you!"
The landlady didn't go overboard, she decided to hang out with Lin Baici: "But I hope you can take care of my employees!"
There are only two waitresses in this bar, who are basically responsible for cleaning. In the first and second round, they both died, and now there is only one bartender left.
"Boss Boss, am I also considered your employee?"
The dwarf also wanted to join Lin Baici's team.
"I'll pay you five hundred meteor coins!"
The old man raised his hand: "Count me in!"
"I'll give you a thousand!"
Transgender bid: "Five hundred? Who are you looking down on?"
"..."
No one expected that these two people would start bidding to join Lin Baici's team. Isn't this too exaggerated?
He is excellent, but he doesn’t have to be so, right?
"madness!"
Shen Fujiang couldn't understand, but in his heart, he was very jealous.
Why don't you pay to join my team?
"Everyone, I am the Lion King!"
Shen Fujiang reported for grade.
Everyone turned their heads and looked at Shen Fujiang.
Just when Shen Fujiang was about to make a few speeches and select a few strong teammates, they looked away.
Don’t you know you are Lin Baici’s fucking enemy?
Doesn't joining your team mean offending Lin Baici?
And to be honest, if you are too strong, everyone is afraid of being exploited by you.
"Sorry, it's not me who makes the decision this time!"
Nangong Shu apologized to the dwarf.
"Lin Baici, Hongyao, Aunt Shu, Sister Leather Pants, Bartender, Dwarf, there is still one more to go!"
Lin Baici looked at the old man and the transsexual.
"I'll pay two thousand!"
The old man gritted his teeth, betting that Lin Baici could bring him good luck.
"You are cruel!"
The psychological price of a transgender person is one thousand. He looked at Lin Baici: "Kick out the bartender and the dwarf, take me with you, and get a thousand meteor coins for nothing? And my strength is not bad."
Lin Baici looked at these two people.
The bartender and the dwarf were entangled. They were not rich, otherwise they wouldn't have to work here. But in this situation, if they don't pay, why should they help them?
Damn it!
The bartender and the dwarf were so angry that they wanted to say, "It's great to be rich!"
"Sorry, they are the boss's employees."
Lin Baici still refused.
The bartender and the dwarf looked happy when they heard this.
When Nangong Shu heard Lin Baici's answer, he raised his handsome eyebrows and thought that this boy could be dealt with!
atmosphere!
Lovely!
"Xiao Linzi, I won't let you suffer, I will give you 10,000 meteor coins!"
Nangong Shu is not a stingy person either.
"No, it's too foreign!"
Lin Baici shook his head.
[The boss lady has a favorable impression of you +1. You don’t want to be looked down upon by other girls, right? So you can practice your skills with her first! 】
"..."
Lin Baici always felt that this technique was unfair.
"Give you one more minute, quickly form a team!"
the maid urged.
Shen Fujiang was so angry that he vomited blood because no one wanted to be on his team, which made him blind.
I'm a fucking lion!
No cards?
Shen Fujiang wanted to yell, but that would be too low.
"I don't have that many meteor coins with me. I'll give them to you after I get out of this rule pollution, okay?"
The old man smiled.
"Can!"
Lin Baici didn't care.
"The team-building time is over and the game begins."
After the maid finished speaking, she suddenly lowered her head, blew out the candle with a breath.
The card I just received yesterday will be invalidated today and I will not be allowed out of the unit!
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