I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Magic City,

After the research report on guano-doped graphene was released, it exploded on the Internet after a day of development. However, after only one day, Xu Mang was surprised to find that a mysterious force was preventing the situation from continuing to develop.

This is a force called 404. It banned comments on any posts and messages. Xu Mang didn't have any ideas, but the female devil Yang Xiaoman immediately exploded. She felt that her husband was being attacked treated unfairly.

I'm furious!

Do you really think we don't have anyone? Yang Xiaoman angrily took out her mobile phone and called her cousin. She felt that this kind of thing didn't need to bother her uncle, and she could solve the problem directly by calling her cousin. His brother-in-law is being bullied, can he ignore it?

Hello?

Brother... Why can't you comment on some of your brother-in-law's posts? Yang Xiaoman said angrily: I'm very angry now, Xu Mang is your brother-in-law, and you ignore it... You are still not human Where's my sister-in-law? I want to talk to my sister-in-law, you're such an idiot... My family Xu Mang has been bullied, yet you don't care.

The cousin looked blank, he didn't say a word, and was scolded right away, this...this is more wronged than Dou E, and he said helplessly: Ahem...I really didn't know , What’s going on here? Didn’t Xiao Xu just publish a paper?”

you...

You really don't care about your brother-in-law at all. Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he said angrily, I made it very clear just now, but you didn't listen at all, why did the post about your brother-in-law , The comment area is banned? Why? Give me a reasonable explanation, otherwise...I'm going to your house to make trouble.

Whoops...

Oh my God!

What drug did Xiao Xu give his cousin? This... Is this too tight?

Wait a minute!

I'm going to make a phone call right now and ask about the situation... I guess it's an operation error. My cousin said awkwardly: Xiaoman...don't come here, don't worry... this matter, Your brother, I will take care of it, don't worry, and don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil!

snort!

Hurry up! Yang Xiaoman pouted,

He said angrily: You can finish it within an hour. If it takes more than an hour, I will buy a plane ticket and go to your house immediately. I will sit on the sofa without eating or drinking. When the time comes, I will alarm my aunt. Don't blame me.

The cousin smiled bitterly, and hurriedly comforted him: Don't worry... this matter can't be handled well, so I can go to the door to apologize personally, right? By the way... Is Xiao Xu by your side? Give Xiao Xu the phone , I'll have a few words with him.

oh...

Holding the phone, Yang Xiaoman ran to Xu Mang's side, whispered in his ear, Cousin's number.

answered the phone,

Xu Mang asked with a smile, Hello? Cousin... are you looking for me?

Xiao Xu. My cousin said seriously: I will help you with this matter, don't worry...what kind of ghosts and snakes don't exist in front of us, by the way...wait a minute and take care of yourself Appease Xiaoman's emotions, you should understand.

...

Cousin...you don't know what kind of temper your cousin is? Xu Mang said helplessly, I...I usually live in dire straits and are scolded by your cousin every day... oh my god , cousin...does your Yang family have a return policy?

I...

beep beep

Just as my cousin was about to speak, he heard a blind tone from the phone.

It's over...

Xiao Xu's life may be in danger! The cousin looked at his mobile phone interface, his face was full of worry, his cousin Xiao Man is not a simple person, she was smart to death since she was a child, and she likes Sanda. Fortunately, at this time, Xiao Xu coming.

What's wrong?

What are you doing standing there? The sister-in-law asked curiously when she saw her husband sitting on the sofa with a worried expression on her face, I just heard what you said about Xiao Xu, what happened to Xiao Xu?

well...

Our brother-in-law is already an academician, so he knows how to cause trouble. The cousin sighed, and said helplessly: That's right...he won the Nobel Prize in Physics in his twenties, which is almost unprecedented. With the existence of the comer and being named as an academician of the Academy of Sciences, I really can't figure out who is so courageous and dares to do something wrong to him.

Call me and ask, I think you, as the eldest brother, don't care about your sister and brother-in-law at all. The sister-in-law said, Don't show your attitude at work, and say that you should deny your relatives, what do you think? is it possible?

Xiao Xu's social status is no lower than yours, and he belongs to the family at home. You can only be regarded as the fourth child, and you are an enemy of Xiao Xu. The sister-in-law said.

The cousin sighed, and said helplessly: Although the status is high, but...Xiao Xu likes to stir up troubles, and he doesn't care about them when he pats his ass. Online comments are banned, and he can ask clearly with just a phone call. In the end... I just didn't care.

...

I think this kind of personality is very good and free. I think Xiao Xu is the most normal person at home. You are all workaholics. The sister-in-law smiled bitterly: Okay... Hurry up and call, after the call sleep on the phone.

words fall,

My cousin was left alone.

at the same time,

Xu Mang was beaten up by Ai's little fist just now, and he sat on the sofa obediently, pinching Xiaoman's legs, and asked with a mean face: Wife? Are you comfortable? I'm now massage skills Awesome, are you too comfortable to talk now?

Shut up!

Press with your heart! Yang Xiaoman gave a blank look, and said calmly: You idiot...you know how to scold me in front of outsiders, and you have ruined my good image, you idiot...I'm really mad at you , can you be an individual in the future?

Can, can, can!

Oh... actually, we are all one family. Xu Mang said with a smile: There is no such thing as an outsider, Xiaoman... We can't have this kind of class thinking, this kind of thing is not necessary, we can go there when we have time. Take class D and relearn Marxism-Leninism.

roll!

Talk to me again, I'll beat you to death carefully! Yang Xiaoman raised his small iron fist and said with disdain.

Xu Mang shrunk his head, pinched his feet sadly, maybe it was too comfortable, Yang Xiaoman's handsome face was slightly flushed, his mouth was slightly opened, did his eyebrows look like Xu Da's trotters? Throw it away.

Husband~

It's late...should we go to bed? Yang Xiaoman said with a hint of pleading and tenderness in his words: Your body has recovered recently, I think... almost , just in time, the clothes I bought online have also arrived.”

Xu Mang: Σ(°△°|||)︴

God!

This... is this coming?

Happiness came too suddenly, I was not prepared!

Wait another two days. Xu Mang said cautiously, I don't think I've made up enough... Wait for another two days, when the time comes...hehehe.

Hate~

...

soon,

the next day,

The comments all returned to normal, and a large number of comments from netizens began to increase rapidly, basically to an overwhelming degree. Everyone knew that this was a research report on satire, satirizing those scholars who posted articles for the sake of posting articles.

Use bird feces to remind researchers, don't follow the so-called trend, do some tinkering experiments, post a little bit of corners and corners, waste time, waste energy, waste life, and waste the entire country's financial resources , In fact, it does not have any significance for the progress of science.

Many netizens with great powers have found research reports similar to the routine of guano doped with graphene. For a while, these authors have become the object of criticism on the Internet. Although some are ruthless, netizens have been blown away by these research reports. .

exactly the same,

It's exactly the same idea, even worse than Academician Xu's guano-doped graphene. Others provided two synthesis methods, but these bastards only have one method. Isn't this an insult to IQ?

At this time,

A large number of completely new articles appeared.

A pile of bird droppings makes the faces of scholars who study graphene blue

Graphene can be doped at will to publish articles! Finally someone can't stand it anymore, can it be mixed with bird feces?

Guano + Graphene = SCI Papers, Academician Xu's hardcore satirical papers are full of water!

Academician Xu uses bird droppings to teach you how to kill 3,000 SCI papers in seconds!

All swollen!

Those who have done this kind of thing have their faces swollen. Although there is no news about what will happen to them, the pressure of public opinion has forced many people to stand up and admit their mistakes.

but...

The Graphene Association is still holding on.

at this time,

in America,

Walls is being interviewed on a CNN talk show.

Sitting next to him is a well-known show host and follower of American supremacism.

Professor Walls?

What do you think of Xu Mang from Huaguo? the host asked.

fraud!

A complete liar, but also a sensational guy. Walls said mercilessly: His approach has undoubtedly hurt a lot of people's enthusiasm for graphene. I bet... there will be a lot of people in the future. People will stay away from this new material, and this will prevent the development of graphene.

I strongly oppose Xu Mang's actions, and hope he can withdraw his funny paper and apologize to the whole world at the same time, Professor Walls said.

if...

What if he doesn't apologize? The host asked, Professor Walls, what are your plans?

It's easy!

I will unite all the scientists who support me and boycott him! Walls said: This kind of person should not be based in the field of scientific research.

words fall,

Walls turned his head to look at the camera, and said seriously: Xu Mang... If you are watching the show now, I hope you apologize immediately, you have hurt the confidence of many people, you are an executioner!

If you don't apologize, we'll make you pay!

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