I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Let the vampire Xiaoman bleed once, which is no less difficult than world peace. Of course, if it is the first bleed, there may be no problem, but she has paid a lot of money before, and it is estimated that if she pays again, it will explode in place .

Four p.m,

Xu Mang dialed Xiaoman's phone and asked with a smile, Honey? What's for dinner tonight? No... How about I make a Japanese-style chicken hot pot? Then we'll open a bottle of wine and you can drink a little. , OK, OK... beer, beer, then I'm going to buy groceries.

After hanging up the phone, Xu Mang cleaned up the office, and then drove straight to the vegetable market.

at the same time,

Yang Xiaoman is at work, although this guy basically cooks dinner, but today there is a little abnormality, suddenly asking why do you want to eat hot pot, too proactive... When did this big idiot take the initiative? At that time, when we were in love, it was my wife who took the initiative, and he was almost always beaten passively.

Bang bang bang!

The office door rang, and a young woman entered.

Boss Yang.

You sign these documents. The woman handed the stack of documents to the desk, and then waited respectfully.

well?

Little Qu. The young woman in front of her was ten years older than Xiaoman, but due to the huge difference in identities, Xiaoman called the woman ten years older than herself Xiao Qu without any psychological pressure. He said seriously: You said... a boring husband suddenly became very active one day, what's the problem?

The woman named Xiao Qu was stunned for a moment, looked at her boss, saw her face was full of curiosity, and said cautiously: Mr. Yang...I...I don't know what to say, But you have to be careful.

Ah? Yang Xiaoman asked confusedly with a confused face, Why should you be careful?

Ahem!

There is only one reason why the man suddenly changed his personality and humiliated himself in front of him... He made a mistake, a very serious mistake, and tried to get forgiven. Xiao Qu said seriously, Mr. Yang...Is it Xu Mang? The professor is outside...with someone?

Yang Xiaoman frowned, let alone... there is indeed such an assumption, this guy is a normal man after all, but here comes the problem again... this big idiot has no chance to contact other girls,

Besides, my wife is the most beautiful in the world.

Boss Yang!

Although you are very kawaii...big-eyed beauty and smart, but you have to remember one sentence, home flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers. Xiao Qu said seriously: Especially such an excellent man as Professor Xu Mang, young Youwei can't describe him anymore, this... this is a superb man, not an ordinary sought-after man in the market.

At this time, Xiaoman was a little dazed,

Indeed... this big idiot is too good, amazingly good, but it also carries a huge risk.

well...

Let's talk tonight!

back home,

As soon as Yang Xiaoman opened the door, he smelled the aroma of local chicken hot pot, not to mention... his appetite was whetted for a while, and when he walked to the living room, he saw hot pot and various kinds of hot pot on the dining table. ingredients, and three bottles of the deadly Big Wusu.

Ouch?

My wife is back? Xu Mang greeted her with a smile, hurriedly helped Xiaoman take off the satchel, then helped her to the sofa, sat next to Xiaoman by himself, grabbed one of her legs, Then squeeze it hard.

Look, look!

You must be exhausted... My wife, your legs are so stiff. Xu Mang said seriously, I'll help you squeeze a few times. You used to like me to help you squeeze your shoulders, but since I'm busy In the future, I will seldom pinch for you, but don't worry... I will pinch for you more in the future.

don't even say,

Yang Xiaoman felt refreshed for a while, this guy's technique is indeed not bad, although he looks a little silly on the outside, but in fact he is ingenious, his fingers are very flexible, before... anyway, flexible is right.

Did you do something to be sorry for me? Yang Xiaoman closed his eyes and asked seriously: You are not the same as usual today. How could you take the initiative in the past? When you got home, you either lay down or Lie on your stomach, and now you even pinch your shoulders.

words fall,

Yang Xiaoman turned her head abruptly, glared at Xu Mang, and said seriously: The ex-girlfriend came to the door? Then you didn't hold on to our love for a while, and you did something sorry for me. Afterwards, you were very sad and indignant. , feel very sorry for me, and then want to make up for it with actions?

Xu Mang:? ? ?

Fuck!

Xiaoman has the talent to be a screenwriter!

This ability to make up is too strong. Others start with a picture, and the content is all based on making up, but Xiaoman doesn't even use a picture, just relying on imagination...

Ahem!

Wife, what are you thinking! Xu Mang said helplessly, Am I that kind of scumbag? When we were studying in No. 1 Middle School, there were quite a few beauties, although compared to you, it's a lot worse. Class, but it can’t stand up to other people’s good figure.”

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

What's wrong with my wife's figure?

It's not like hugging so tightly every night...

idiot!

Then why are you being so nice to me today? Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang, and asked suspiciously, You're not usually like this. Rare to drink beer...”

Well...

Suddenly felt that I didn't love you deeply enough before, and wanted to make up for it. Xu Mang put down Xiaoman's legs, silently hugged her into his arms, and said softly, My wife...you are mine. only.

idiot...

The sudden tenderness caused Xiaoman's original high wall to collapse at this moment. Isn't it normal for a man to make mistakes... The prodigal son will not change his money if he turns back, just don't do it next time.

No matter what you did before, I forgive you, old lady... Idiot... I can't wait, let's get the marriage certificate tomorrow! Yang Xiaoman curled up in Xu Mang's arms, squeaking Wu said: I'm very impatient now, if one day green tea appears and snatches you away from me, I will collapse.

No, no, no!

You're matcha...you specialize in smoothing green tea. Xu Mang rubbed Xiaoman's head, and said softly, wife...give me 200 million.

Yang Xiaoman: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Well?

what's the situation?

Why did you suddenly open your mouth and ask for 200 million?

you...

Could you just ask me for money? Yang Xiaoman frowned, and asked in disbelief: You... everything you have today, is it just a bedding for money?

yes!

I found the material for Klein's tunneling experiment. I plan to use the solution of covering the surface layer of yttrium hexaboride with a layer of samarium hexaboride film, but yttrium hexaboride and samarium hexaboride are quite expensive. , so...give me some money to buy these two materials? Xu Mang said shyly, Good wife?

I...

this...

At this moment, Yang Xiaoman is angry and funny, although it proves that this big idiot did not cheat, but all his feelings were wasted before, oh my god...why did I have such a husband? It's all tricks!

finally,

Xu Mang successfully got 200 million love sponsorships, but he needed to work hard at night. Fortunately, Xu Mang was ready.

When eating hot pot,

Yang Xiaoman raised his head and glanced at the big idiot, and asked cautiously: Speaking of which, what happened to Fermilab? In the work group today, someone talked about this matter. Have you been surpassed by foreigners?

No.

It's just their unilateral fantasy, and I haven't failed. Xu Mang smiled indifferently, I won't understand the physics content even if I tell you, anyway, you know that your husband is invincible!

cut!

Big idiot! Yang Xiaoman took a sip of beer and ate food in silence.

eating and eating,

Yang Xiaoman suddenly felt a little dizzy in his head, as if... It seemed that the alcohol was getting stronger, no... My drinking capacity had already increased, and a bottle of beer was completely fine, why did I just drink two glasses today... It won't work?

old...

Husband, I...I'm so dizzy.

words fall,

Xiaoman was immediately drunk.

At this moment, Xu Mang breathed a sigh of relief and saved his life.

...

the next day,

徐茫拖着刚刚被一顿暴揍的身躯，来到了自己的办公室，不得不说...小曼的拳头还是很硬的，砸在肉的感觉很疼，不过爱情就是这样，没有所谓永恒Most of the sweetness is sweet with a little pain.

Xu Mang!

What happened to Xu Mang is bad! Brother Chuan Xiao hurried in and said to Xu Mang, A world-class war may break out!

ah?

What world war? Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously, What's the situation?

You can search the Internet yourself, it's already the number one in the hot search. Brother Chuanxiao said with a wry smile: Anyway, the international situation is very tense now.

Xu Mang looked dazed, turned on the computer and searched for the so-called world-class war, and sure enough... this is America!

oh...

Xu Mang responded casually, and asked curiously, Can you get me yttrium hexaboride and samarium hexaboride? Go and ask...it doesn't matter how much it is, and by the way, call your eldest nephew over. I need him to help me prepare a special mixed material.

good!

After Brother Chuan Xiao left, Xu Mang looked back at the content on the screen. If the world were without America, would there be peace that had not been seen for a long time?

this answer,

Xu Mang didn't know, but history would tell others the truth.

soon,

Sun Yaoshui hurried to Xu Mang's office, and asked respectfully, Professor Xu? What do you want from me?

Um!

Have you ever heard of this material that uses a layer of samarium hexaboride film on the surface of yttrium hexaboride? Xu Mang asked with a smile.

Well?

And this material?

Sun Yaoshui shook his head and said helplessly, I'm sorry...Professor Xu, maybe I'm ignorant. I don't know that there is such a material. What can this material do?

Nah!

This is the result of my theoretical calculations. Xu Mang handed a document and said calmly, Don't ask why, anyway... Yao Shui, it's time to show your real skills!

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