I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

this day,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman went to the Maldives and started their vacation trip, but Xu Mang was quite curious about this vacation. He was in a confused world at this time. What happened and why Xiaoman suddenly Proposing to go to the Maldives?

About this question,

Yang Xiaoman avoided talking about it, and ended it hastily with a sentence, don't ask.

But at this moment, this question had reached the point where it was impossible not to answer. Xu Mang issued an ultimatum. As long as Xiaoman didn't tell the truth, he immediately poured coffee on his pants. In desperation, Xiaoman told the truth.

Actually...it's like this. Yang Xiaoman said squeakingly: Didn't I join the Mensa club... This is a high IQ club, and every August, the Mensa Huaguo branch The members will choose a place to gather, and I go there almost every year.

Well?

Didn't you stay with me all the time last year? Xu Mang asked curiously.

Oops.

We just fell in love last year, how could I go. Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes, and said embarrassedly: Before, my biggest enemy in life, Chu Youyou, called me and asked me to go to this party, and I can also visit the family members. .”

It's supposed to be nothing, just let's play for a while, but the idiot woman behind started to show off her boyfriend. Yang Xiaoman said angrily, I am very angry, my mother, and the consequences are very serious. Isn't it just a doctor who returned from studying abroad? No big deal.

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect that there were so many stories in it, and then he said, Are you being treated as a tease target in this club?

...

How do you know? Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang in surprise: Actually, it's not that they were treated as teasing targets, but I can't understand how they brag. These people are telling the truth.

Xu Mang: 囧

Nima,

Telling the truth will be despised by you, and it is really difficult to be a human being.

well?

You have to be more stable. Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang, and said seriously, Don't make mistakes.

cut!

Whatever these people come, I, Xu Mang, will take them! Xu Mang looked contemptuous at this: I just look down on the people in your door club, remember when we just met, I asked you to introduce me to join this club The door panel club, but I was not allowed to enter.

Yang Xiaoman recalled the situation back then, with a smile on his face, indeed... this big idiot mentioned joining this club, but... he was so stupid at the time, how could he be as smart as he is now.

Okay, okay, how long has it been... Yang Xiaoman pouted, gave Xu Mang a blank look, and said angrily, I said you are too narrow-minded, almost two years have passed. I can still remember the time.

nonsense!

I'll never forget it for the rest of my life! Xu Mang said angrily, Kill your door club.

idiot!

soon,

The plane is about to take off,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman, who were not short of money, boarded the plane through the VIP passage, but Xu Mang was quite helpless about this. He wanted to take the ordinary passage, but Xiaoman felt that it was too crowded and insisted on taking the VIP passage. .

Sitting in the first-class cabin of the plane, Xu Mang always had a trace of melancholy on his face. He glanced at the woman beside him. He walked out of the crowd, but under the influence of Xiaoman's money, he gradually stood on the opposite side of the crowd.

well...

Society is really a big dye vat.

...

for a long time,

The plane landed at Ibrahim Nasir International Airport. Xu Mang came to the Maldives for the first time. According to Xiaoman's plan, he would come to the Maldives for his wedding honeymoon. Who knew that the plan was advanced so early.

Arrived locally,

Xu Mang bought a travel guide and read the contents carefully.

The Maldives is an archipelagic country in the Indian Ocean, consisting of 26 natural atolls and 1,192 coral islands.

With a land mask of 300 square kilometers, it is the smallest country in Asia, but the scenery is very beautiful.

this time,

The gathering of the Mensa Huaguo branch is mainly on a small island in the Maldives. This small island is not crowded, but it is well developed. Basically, it needs to be booked in advance, and the person in charge of the Mensa Huaguo branch Already booked for half a year.

in a seaplane,

Xu Mang and Xiaoman soon arrived at the island where the party was held.

Put on your glasses and hat. Yang Xiaoman said seriously, Don't be recognized by others.

oh...

After preparing everything, Xiaoman took Xu Mang to his residence on the island. As soon as he arrived at the entrance of a large villa, he met a young woman who looked...actually average, not very beautiful, but Quite temperamental.

Little Man!

You're finally here, I've been waiting for you for a long time. Seeing Yang Xiaoman, the young woman walked over with a smile on her face. The two hugged each other falsely and praised each other, but... .. In Xu Mang's ears, the two of them were talking nonsense.

Ouch?

This is your fiancé, right? The young woman looked Xu Mang up and down, and said with a smile, How do you feel... a little naive, I never thought Xiaoman that you like such a man.

Xu Mang:? ? ?

Is this woman crazy?

what's the situation?

Isn't she afraid of being beaten to death by Xiaoman?

Getting acquainted.

I'm Chu Youyou... Xiaoman's best friend. Chu Youyou smiled and said, You can call me Youyou, or you can call me Xiaoyou.

oh...

My name is Xiao Xu. Xu Mang said.

At this time,

Many people passed by one after another, and basically everyone would say hello to Xiaoman and Chu Youyou. From this, Xu Mang could probably guess that these people were members of the Door Panel Club, but he did not expect that these people's age Not very big, no more than thirty-five years old.

Xiaoyou?

Is your friend here?

Sudden,

A young man walked out of the villa, and Xu Mang looked him up and down. He was about the same size as himself, not very handsome, but mature, exuding the aura of a successful man.

Come, come, let me introduce you to your sister. Chu Youyou stepped forward and took the young man by the arm, and said to Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman, This is Deng Linfei, who is currently working as the Asia-Pacific regional manager of a multinational company. He is also a PhD student.”

words fall,

Chu Youyou said: Lin Fei... this is my best friend Xiao Man, and this is her fiancé Xiao Xu.

Welcome to both of you, I hope you will have a good time here. Deng Linfei said with a smile: I will cover all the expenses this time.

There was an aura of a rich man in his words, which made Yang Xiaoman very upset.

Immediately afterwards,

Chu Youyou took Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman to a room. This room was prepared for the two of them. The location was not bad... Open the window and you will see the sea, the sun, the beach, and the coconut trees. Xu Mang is very happy about it. satisfy.

How about it?

The environment is not bad, right? Chu Youyou smiled.

Um.

Thank you. Yang Xiaoman replied coldly.

What's wrong?

Little Man?

Hearing your tone...you seem very unhappy? Chu Youyou glanced at Yang Xiaoman, and asked with a smile: Don't be sad...this is fate, in fact Xiao Xu is pretty good, man... .To learn to be content, not every man is as good as Lin Fei.

Xu Mang: (*￣︿￣)

Fuck!

What the hell do you mean?

Is it human?

oh?

Really? Yang Xiaoman glanced at his 'false' best friend Chu Youyou, and said calmly: But... I think that Deng Linfei in your family is not as good as my fiancé by 0.01%.

words fall,

The two women stared wide-eyed, and the atmosphere in the room reached freezing point in an instant.

This is the itinerary, Xiaoman...you can read it yourself. After that, Chu Youyou left the room with a dark face, leaving Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman behind.

hateful!

What are you pretending to be!

Isn't it just a doctor studying abroad, and being an inconspicuous little leader in a ruined company, what's so good? Yang Xiaoman exploded on the spot in an instant, smoking with anger, and glanced at Xu Mang who was looking at the schedule. He asked angrily, Hello? Say something?

ah?

Oh...tonight, we will have a seafood feast, and then there will be a bonfire show. Xu Mang frowned while flipping through the itinerary, Why is it all seafood?

Yang Xiaoman is so angry,

Shouldn't it be a time of common hatred?

How to focus on what to eat.

He snatched the itinerary, glared at Xu Mang angrily, and said through gritted teeth, I've been trampled on my face, you're still in the mood to think about what to eat tonight?

Oops...

You're really... You used to be calm when you encountered anything, why are you so angry now? Xu Mang asked curiously: Others have paid the money, we can only be angry Yeah...you can eat people with soft mouths, but take people with short hands.

snort!

Isn't it to show how good a man I am? I don't know what Chu Youyou thinks. Yang Xiaoman said with a dark face: In short...many people here have opinions on me, and they might take you down. Be careful yourself, don't overturn the car.

actually,

Xu Mang couldn't understand why these people had opinions on Xiaoman, and only after he kept questioning did he know the truth of the matter.

turn out to be...

Xiaoman is the person with the highest IQ in the branch of Mensa Huaguo. He is the number one among all the awesome people, so he won't be questioned.

Xu Mang took a look at the list of people who participated in the party. There were Weibo influencers, the founder of the Huaguo High IQ Association, memory of the world adults, university Ph. Cold eyes and doubts.

It's time for dinner,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman went to the restaurant. There were more than 20 people in total. Everyone sat at a very long table. As the local waiters kept serving seafood, Xu Mang slowly got lost in the food.

I was eating well, and the content of everyone’s chat was quite normal, but I didn’t know which bastard suddenly raised a question. This was a question of logical thinking. For a while, everyone’s focus was not on the food, but on this logic on the question.

Only Xu Mang, not forgetting his original intention, while everyone was thinking and discussing, he silently turned on the system and activated the starving ghost skill.

At this time,

Chu Youyou noticed Xu Mang wearing a hat, and looked at him with a look of disdain.

snort!

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